CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Channeling sade: the '80s soul singer's timeless beauty makes a comeback (photos)	false
Woman stabs husband with scissors after he drinks her beer: police	false
Ok all you guys need is a name they look around bank for ideas	true
A man's work is never done. ...something both men and women can agree on!	true
What one chicago activist says she expects from her next president	false
The true story of public education in america	false
Sam panopoulos, creator of pineapple pizza, dies at 83	false
Trump had a good week, but it won't last long	false
I just spent my entire tax return on guacamole.	true
Kerry washington is a vision in pepto pink and seafoam green (photos)	false
Why did the train sound effect album get derailed? the tracks were unfinished.	true
Went for a 4 mile run this morning. now everything hurts... even my eyelashes.	true
Hillary clinton: donald trump's tax returns would reveal he pays no income tax	false
Can we stop calling grown white men 'kids'?	false
What's the most sensitive part of the body when masturbating? the ears	true
What's the main problem with wookie steaks? they're a little chewie. (edit: wookiee***)	true
I hate people who... i hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.	true
The only indie movie i like is raiders of the lost ark	true
I was wondering why the night had to be this long... ...then it dawned upon me.	true
What did the stamp say to the envelope? stick with me man... we'll go places. peace. hmath out.	true
'the newsroom' reviews, 'brave,' justin bieber's 'believe' & more: the week in ouch	false
Ny post apologizes for 'heil president trump' alerts on hacked account	false
Is israel real? if palestinians eyes are real?	true
This joke isn't fast. it's not slow either. i guess it's just half-fast.	true
I used to be a necropheliac... ...but then some rotten asshole split on me.	true
The person who took my sneakers while i was on the jumpy castle at mcdonald's please grow up.	true
Paris attacks suspect sentenced to 20 years in prison for brussels shootout with police	false
How do you confuse helen keller? you tell her to read a basketball.	true
What fuels electronics but drains a relationship? battery	true
What's the difference between a feminist and a chicken? the chicken likes the cock.	true
Chrissy teigen shows growing baby bump in adorable instagram	false
How to welcome opportunities: why you should learn to take risks instead of avoiding them	false
After infertility: saying goodbye to my stash of ‘for future baby' clothes	false
Mark zuckerberg posts adorable baby photo with a very realistic caption	false
A dog will never borrow money from you, and that's why he's man's best friend.	true
What did anna freud let her underwear show? it was a freudian slip	true
The most tear-worthy moments from 'this is us' season 1, ranked	false
I was searching for bear photos when i made a grizzly discovery	true
What's it like to grow up in an old money family?	false
Former 'cosby show' star keshia knight pulliam engaged	false
What was monica lewinsky's high school yearbook superlative? most likely to suck seed.	true
Heimlich again makes name for self by using heimlich to save woman	false
Trump's son-in-law jared kushner visits iraq with joint chiefs chairman	false
What do you call a greedy marsupial? a kangajew	true
Ayesha curry says game 6 of the nba finals was 'absolutely rigged'	false
What do you call an irishman who bounces off things? rick o'shea	true
This bank pen tastes like it's been in a lot of other people's mouths	true
Why can you trust noone in the savannah? cause they be lion.	true
What's the difference between santa claus and tiger woods? santa stops after three hos.	true
What does your husband do? the secret identity of the expat wife	false
There's a cheap and effective way to reduce gun violence. why aren't more states doing it?	false
The commonwealth games: for when you can't win an olympic medal.	true
6 smart mama tips to save more than your sanity	false
Send us photos of your best halloween food costumes (contest)	false
All the prince jokes here who the fuck is/was prince.	true
Football fans are ready to give ray rice another chance. domestic violence experts are not.	false
Lois lane finally gets her own tv series	false
This netflix show is going to look way different in its new season	false
Anti-kremlin protesters rally across russia on putin's birthday	false
There's no law against parrots calling you at work just to chat.	true
Progressive groups urge north carolina governor not to break abortion promise	false
Three little words you should never say on a first date	false
Ferguson commission shines light on racially divided st. louis	false
What did the frog say in the massage parlor? rubbit.	true
Sorry about my two week twitter hiatus, i was trying to find the end of the plastic wrap.	true
Wanna hear a joke about nitric oxide ? no	true
Donald trump awkwardly kissed hope hicks goodbye, and it became a hilarious new meme	false
The most dramatic dresses at the amfar gala, including elle fanning as a peacock	false
Why do the things donald trump says always sound fishy? melania needs to douche.	true
Gray outshines verlander, a's win with a walk-off	false
The magic of seaside resorts in the off season	false
How hillary clinton's tough father helped to shape her	false
How to avoid wedding fights with your mom	false
How do you get holy water you boil the hell out of it	true
Taxi fares to the airport all around the world	false
If i was antisocial i wouldn't have just ordered a pizza over the phone.	true
Mom finds racial slur, 'trump 17' on burned family home	false
Virgin produced launches loyola marymount university student's music career into the air	false
I've just been diagnosed as colorblind.. i know, it certainly has come out of the purple.	true
What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? you slow down and use lube ( )	true
Florida state called out over lack of sportsmanship	false
How to slice, dice, peel and pit your favorite produce in seconds	false
What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants? a prick	true
Here's what the in-n-out 'monkey style' burger looks like	false
Dozens of dying birds rain from the sky over boston	false
8 fascinating things we learned about the mind in 2015	false
Why do cows have bells around their necks? because their horns don't work.	true
What did leonardo davinci call his house? the davinci abode	true
Divorce finances: survey suggests wealthy women are better off financially after divorce	false
Seeing conan work at a famous soul food joint will tickle your ribs	false
Key republican puts dagger in push to end filibusters	false
God must be a woman because just like my wife, she's always right	true
This children's abc book perfectly skewers jeb bush	false
My children disturb me... and i love it	false
Glenn beck offers bill o'reilly a job at theblaze	false
Teaching our children not to follow romney's example	false
Here's one thing congress can do to mess with donald trump	false
With all this uranium on reddit, we should remember not to swallow any. you'll get atomic ache	true
When u post in /r/shoot.... its a suicide..! (self.shoot) ps- didnt check if it existed xd	true
Why are waste facility managers so successful? because they're always on top of their shit!	true

Channeling sade: the '80s soul singer's timeless beauty makes a comeback (photos)

false

Woman stabs husband with scissors after he drinks her beer: police

false

Ok all you guys need is a name *they look around bank for ideas*

true

A man's work is never done. ...something both men and women can agree on!

true

What one chicago activist says she expects from her next president

false

The true story of public education in america

false

Sam panopoulos, creator of pineapple pizza, dies at 83

false

Trump had a good week, but it won't last long

false

I just spent my entire tax return on guacamole.

true

Kerry washington is a vision in pepto pink and seafoam green (photos)

false

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed? the tracks were unfinished.

true

Went for a 4 mile run this morning. now everything hurts... even my eyelashes.

true

Hillary clinton: donald trump's tax returns would reveal he pays no income tax

false

Can we stop calling grown white men 'kids'?

false

What's the most sensitive part of the body when masturbating? the ears

true

What's the main problem with wookie steaks? they're a little chewie. (edit: wookiee***)

true

I hate people who... i hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

true

The only indie movie i like is raiders of the lost ark

true

I was wondering why the night had to be this long... ...then it dawned upon me.

true

What did the stamp say to the envelope? stick with me man... we'll go places. peace. hmath out.

true

'the newsroom' reviews, 'brave,' justin bieber's 'believe' & more: the week in ouch

false

Ny post apologizes for 'heil president trump' alerts on hacked account

false

Is israel real? if palestinians eyes are real?

true

This joke isn't fast. it's not slow either. i guess it's just half-fast.

true

I used to be a necropheliac... ...but then some rotten asshole split on me.

true

The person who took my sneakers while i was on the jumpy castle at mcdonald's please grow up.

true

Paris attacks suspect sentenced to 20 years in prison for brussels shootout with police

false

How do you confuse helen keller? you tell her to read a basketball.

true

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship? battery

true

What's the difference between a feminist and a chicken? the chicken likes the cock.

true

Chrissy teigen shows growing baby bump in adorable instagram

false

How to welcome opportunities: why you should learn to take risks instead of avoiding them

false

After infertility: saying goodbye to my stash of ‘for future baby' clothes

false

Mark zuckerberg posts adorable baby photo with a very realistic caption

false

A dog will never borrow money from you, and that's why he's man's best friend.

true

What did anna freud let her underwear show? it was a freudian slip

true

The most tear-worthy moments from 'this is us' season 1, ranked

false

I was searching for bear photos when i made a grizzly discovery

true

What's it like to grow up in an old money family?

false

Former 'cosby show' star keshia knight pulliam engaged

false

What was monica lewinsky's high school yearbook superlative? most likely to suck seed.

true

Heimlich again makes name for self by using heimlich to save woman

false

Trump's son-in-law jared kushner visits iraq with joint chiefs chairman

false

What do you call a greedy marsupial? a kangajew

true

Ayesha curry says game 6 of the nba finals was 'absolutely rigged'

false

What do you call an irishman who bounces off things? rick o'shea

true

This bank pen tastes like it's been in a lot of other people's mouths

true

Why can you trust noone in the savannah? cause they be lion.

true

What's the difference between santa claus and tiger woods? santa stops after three hos.

true

What does your husband do? the secret identity of the expat wife

false

There's a cheap and effective way to reduce gun violence. why aren't more states doing it?

false

The commonwealth games: for when you can't win an olympic medal.

true

6 smart mama tips to save more than your sanity

false

Send us photos of your best halloween food costumes (contest)

false

All the prince jokes here who the fuck is/was prince.

true

Football fans are ready to give ray rice another chance. domestic violence experts are not.

false

Lois lane finally gets her own tv series

false

This netflix show is going to look way different in its new season

false

Anti-kremlin protesters rally across russia on putin's birthday

false

There's no law against parrots calling you at work just to chat.

true

Progressive groups urge north carolina governor not to break abortion promise

false

Three little words you should never say on a first date

false

Ferguson commission shines light on racially divided st. louis

false

What did the frog say in the massage parlor? rubbit.

true

Sorry about my two week twitter hiatus, i was trying to find the end of the plastic wrap.

true

Wanna hear a joke about nitric oxide ? no

true

Donald trump awkwardly kissed hope hicks goodbye, and it became a hilarious new meme

false

The most dramatic dresses at the amfar gala, including elle fanning as a peacock

false

Why do the things donald trump says always sound fishy? melania needs to douche.

true

Gray outshines verlander, a's win with a walk-off

false

The magic of seaside resorts in the off season

false

How hillary clinton's tough father helped to shape her

false

How to avoid wedding fights with your mom

false

How do you get holy water you boil the hell out of it

true

Taxi fares to the airport all around the world

false

If i was antisocial i wouldn't have just ordered a pizza over the phone.

true

Mom finds racial slur, 'trump 17' on burned family home

false

Virgin produced launches loyola marymount university student's music career into the air

false

I've just been diagnosed as colorblind.. i know, it certainly has come out of the purple.

true

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? you slow down and use lube ( )

true

Florida state called out over lack of sportsmanship

false

How to slice, dice, peel and pit your favorite produce in seconds

false

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants? a prick

true

Here's what the in-n-out 'monkey style' burger looks like

false

Dozens of dying birds rain from the sky over boston

false

8 fascinating things we learned about the mind in 2015

false

Why do cows have bells around their necks? because their horns don't work.

true

What did leonardo davinci call his house? the davinci abode

true

Divorce finances: survey suggests wealthy women are better off financially after divorce

false

Seeing conan work at a famous soul food joint will tickle your ribs

false

Key republican puts dagger in push to end filibusters

false

God must be a woman because just like my wife, she's always right

true

This children's abc book perfectly skewers jeb bush

false

My children disturb me... and i love it

false

Glenn beck offers bill o'reilly a job at theblaze

false

Teaching our children not to follow romney's example

false

Here's one thing congress can do to mess with donald trump

false

With all this uranium on reddit, we should remember not to swallow any. you'll get atomic ache

true

When u post in /r/shoot.... its a suicide..! (self.shoot) ps- didnt check if it existed xd

true

Why are waste facility managers so successful? because they're always on top of their shit!

true