CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Why does arnold schwarzenegger kill insects? because he's an ex-terminator	true
Auto-correct changed my i'm tired to shut the fuck up, you unemployed bitch.	true
Woman turns $5 'reverse offering' from church into gift for paper carrier	false
All last night i dreamed i was a muffler... i woke up exhausted	true
Q: what do snake charmers do in the rain? a: turn on their windshield vipers.	true
Holiday entertaining ideas: stress-free solutions for small spaces	false
9 things parents could buy with the money they spend on child care	false
When i wss a kid i got kicked out of the boy scouts for eating a brownie.	true
I want to give a shoutout to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.	true
Judge: sir, need i remind you that you are under oath? goldfish defendant: yes.	true
What's the difference between batman and a black person? batman can go to the store without robin'	true
Obama details his disappointment with netanyahu in first post-election comments	false
Offense: is it given or is it taken?	false
What's black and white and altogether catchy? ebony and ivory.	true
I tried a pot brownie once and i hated it i couldn't keep the damn thing lit.	true
What do you call a gay frenchman? a faguette. (sorry if offensive)	true
Virginia church named for robert e. lee agrees to change name	false
The hardest part of being a gentleman is going to all of these gentlemen's clubs.	true
What is brown and rhymes with snoop? poop.	true
Why i'm ok with having only one child	false
Google debuts a new way to gchat with your friends	false
No, lil wayne did not sign to roc nation	false
Susan g. komen 3-day walk in washington, d.c. and the race to know when not to treat	false
Every cab is the cash cab if you've got a gun.	true
Aaron eckhart remembers filming that 'dark knight' hospital scene with heath ledger	false
Donald trump slams virginia gop for instituting loyalty pledge	false
Taking steps to avoid heart attacks may protect you from dementia, too	false
What did goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train? auschittz.	true
Most americans don't plan to talk politics over thanksgiving dinner	false
Please may i have a new bum? mines got a crack in it	true
What screams, wails, and lights up? a bus-load of babies on fire.	true
Nobody can fill this baseball manager's shoes when it comes to freaking out	false
Q: what's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt? a: the bucket.	true
Apple's plan to help break standoff with fbi	false
Work, youth, optimism, and the drive toward a safe, sustainable planet	false
Breast wasn't best, and i'm not feeling guilty, in spite of obamacare	false
Southern decadence 2013: the wildest laid-back weekend in america	false
I like my coffee the way i like slaves... free, you asshole.	true
China returns u.s. underwater drone taken from south china sea	false
Roses rose are red, violets are blue, i'm schizophrenic and so am i	true
I play the triangle in my local reggae band i just stand at the back and ting.	true
Trump just falsely claimed he had a historically huge audience. again.	false
California's statewide ban on foie gras is getting revived	false
Trump used money from a charity to buy himself a tim tebow-signed football helmet	false
I'm a lot like a pair of testicles. cause i'm nuts in the sack.	true
I like viagra so much... i literally have a hard on for it.	true
Aclu police app lets people police the police (video)	false
How do you make an eggroll? you push it.	true
I think new york has reached the point where it can finally be called york.	true
What you need to know about moisturizing your face	false
It seems that montana has found a new use for sheep . . . wool	true
How not to give a sh*t: fearless lessons from... the honey badger	false
Click bait i told you it was click bait	true
Why do woman get periods? because they deserve them	true
Most outrageous beauty at new york fashion week fall 2013 (photos)	false
Some of my most meaningful relationships started because i was too lazy to leave the room.	true
25 cooking mistakes that even good cooks make (photos)	false
Senate passes $1.8 trillion spending, tax package to fund government	false
Artur davis weighs run for office -- this time again as a democrat	false
Why did the tree keep getting grounded? because it was s knotty pine!	true
She: why don't we ever have sex anymore? me: what's this we shit? i'm having plenty.	true
Max greenfield's fat schmidt lip-syncing to rihanna is the greatest	false
What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? gravi-tea !	true
Ah toronto, the only city where the leaves fall in autumn... ...and the leafs fall in the spring	true
What do you call a wind that never gusts? disgusting. i'll see myself out...	true
Oh red onions... you'll be the breath of me.	true
I just finished a 5 year relationship. luckily it wasn't mine.	true
Ricardo lockette needs neck surgery after sunday's big hit	false
I went into paris to eat some snails... and ended up with a belly full of slugs	true
What did mike tyson say when he saw breaking bad? that's methed-up!	true
My wine drinking is merely functional... my personality is better with a little marinade.	true
Nyt: white house vetting iowa judge for supreme court seat	false
What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings? ali.	true
I believe a woman's place is in the kitchen 20% of the time.	true
Take sodium reduction advice with a grain of salt	false
Rhodes scholars are book smart... but road scholars are street smart.	true
The day i decided to start calling my father dad	false
Hillary got 60% of the black's votes in alabama that's right, not a single vote for bernie.	true
Amy poehler is really good at sports chatter	false
A joke walks into a bar and everyone laughs!	true
Al qaeda leader warns of 'gravest consequences' if boston bomber executed	false
The legal battle over north carolina's 'bathroom bill' is just getting started	false
Bruno mars reportedly offered halftime spot for super bowl 50	false
How to make your marriage last longer than the wedding	false
Pick-up line guaranteed to work every time! does this smell like chloroform to you??	true
Arcade fire's win butler endorses barack obama for president	false
What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist? triggernometry	true
Doctors who expect me to pee on command, i'm not some kind of stunt pee-er, you know.	true
What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway? i don't want to plow my driveway	true
Selling ads on your wedding dress? please don't	false
Did you know? if you laid out all of your veins and arteries... ...you would die.	true
Johnny manziel officially indicted in assault case (update)	false
It's official... my voice is incapable of making, thanks. i appreciate that not sound sarcastic.	true
49ers vs. falcons live: nfc championship game features colin kaepernick, matt ryan	false
How to tell if your wife is mad at you 1. she is	true
New 'star wars' trailer reveals the return of a fan favorite	false
Full cup, thirsty spirit: life through a camera lens	false
Nfl players get father's day message from their adorable kids	false
What did one paedophile say to the other? swap you two fives for a ten	true
You think i'm over dramatic? when an octopus gets upset, it eats itself. that's over dramatic.	true

Why does arnold schwarzenegger kill insects? because he's an ex-terminator

true

Auto-correct changed my i'm tired to shut the fuck up, you unemployed bitch.

true

Woman turns $5 'reverse offering' from church into gift for paper carrier

false

All last night i dreamed i was a muffler... i woke up exhausted

true

Q: what do snake charmers do in the rain? a: turn on their windshield vipers.

true

Holiday entertaining ideas: stress-free solutions for small spaces

false

9 things parents could buy with the money they spend on child care

false

When i wss a kid i got kicked out of the boy scouts for eating a brownie.

true

I want to give a shoutout to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.

true

Judge: sir, need i remind you that you are under oath? goldfish defendant: yes.

true

What's the difference between batman and a black person? batman can go to the store without robin'

true

Obama details his disappointment with netanyahu in first post-election comments

false

Offense: is it given or is it taken?

false

What's black and white and altogether catchy? ebony and ivory.

true

I tried a pot brownie once and i hated it i couldn't keep the damn thing lit.

true

What do you call a gay frenchman? a faguette. (sorry if offensive)

true

Virginia church named for robert e. lee agrees to change name

false

The hardest part of being a gentleman is going to all of these gentlemen's clubs.

true

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? poop.

true

Why i'm ok with having only one child

false

Google debuts a new way to gchat with your friends

false

No, lil wayne did not sign to roc nation

false

Susan g. komen 3-day walk in washington, d.c. and the race to know when not to treat

false

Every cab is the cash cab if you've got a gun.

true

Aaron eckhart remembers filming that 'dark knight' hospital scene with heath ledger

false

Donald trump slams virginia gop for instituting loyalty pledge

false

Taking steps to avoid heart attacks may protect you from dementia, too

false

What did goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train? auschittz.

true

Most americans don't plan to talk politics over thanksgiving dinner

false

Please may i have a new bum? mines got a crack in it

true

What screams, wails, and lights up? a bus-load of babies on fire.

true

Nobody can fill this baseball manager's shoes when it comes to freaking out

false

Q: what's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt? a: the bucket.

true

Apple's plan to help break standoff with fbi

false

Work, youth, optimism, and the drive toward a safe, sustainable planet

false

Breast wasn't best, and i'm not feeling guilty, in spite of obamacare

false

Southern decadence 2013: the wildest laid-back weekend in america

false

I like my coffee the way i like slaves... free, you asshole.

true

China returns u.s. underwater drone taken from south china sea

false

Roses rose are red, violets are blue, i'm schizophrenic and so am i

true

I play the triangle in my local reggae band i just stand at the back and ting.

true

Trump just falsely claimed he had a historically huge audience. again.

false

California's statewide ban on foie gras is getting revived

false

Trump used money from a charity to buy himself a tim tebow-signed football helmet

false

I'm a lot like a pair of testicles. cause i'm nuts in the sack.

true

I like viagra so much... i literally have a hard on for it.

true

Aclu police app lets people police the police (video)

false

How do you make an eggroll? you push it.

true

I think new york has reached the point where it can finally be called york.

true

What you need to know about moisturizing your face

false

It seems that montana has found a new use for sheep . . . wool

true

How not to give a sh*t: fearless lessons from... the honey badger

false

Click bait i told you it was click bait

true

Why do woman get periods? because they deserve them

true

Most outrageous beauty at new york fashion week fall 2013 (photos)

false

Some of my most meaningful relationships started because i was too lazy to leave the room.

true

25 cooking mistakes that even good cooks make (photos)

false

Senate passes $1.8 trillion spending, tax package to fund government

false

Artur davis weighs run for office -- this time again as a democrat

false

Why did the tree keep getting grounded? because it was s knotty pine!

true

She: why don't we ever have sex anymore? me: what's this we shit? i'm having plenty.

true

Max greenfield's fat schmidt lip-syncing to rihanna is the greatest

false

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? gravi-tea !

true

Ah toronto, the only city where the leaves fall in autumn... ...and the leafs fall in the spring

true

What do you call a wind that never gusts? disgusting. i'll see myself out...

true

Oh red onions... you'll be the breath of me.

true

I just finished a 5 year relationship. luckily it wasn't mine.

true

Ricardo lockette needs neck surgery after sunday's big hit

false

I went into paris to eat some snails... and ended up with a belly full of slugs

true

What did mike tyson say when he saw breaking bad? that's methed-up!

true

My wine drinking is merely functional... my personality is better with a little marinade.

true

Nyt: white house vetting iowa judge for supreme court seat

false

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings? ali.

true

I believe a woman's place is in the kitchen 20% of the time.

true

Take sodium reduction advice with a grain of salt

false

Rhodes scholars are book smart... but road scholars are street smart.

true

The day i decided to start calling my father dad

false

Hillary got 60% of the black's votes in alabama that's right, not a single vote for bernie.

true

Amy poehler is really good at sports chatter

false

A joke walks into a bar and everyone laughs!

true

Al qaeda leader warns of 'gravest consequences' if boston bomber executed

false

The legal battle over north carolina's 'bathroom bill' is just getting started

false

Bruno mars reportedly offered halftime spot for super bowl 50

false

How to make your marriage last longer than the wedding

false

Pick-up line guaranteed to work every time! does this smell like chloroform to you??

true

Arcade fire's win butler endorses barack obama for president

false

What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist? triggernometry

true

Doctors who expect me to pee on command, i'm not some kind of stunt pee-er, you know.

true

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway? i don't want to plow my driveway

true

Selling ads on your wedding dress? please don't

false

Did you know? if you laid out all of your veins and arteries... ...you would die.

true

Johnny manziel officially indicted in assault case (update)

false

It's official... my voice is incapable of making, thanks. i appreciate that not sound sarcastic.

true

49ers vs. falcons live: nfc championship game features colin kaepernick, matt ryan

false

How to tell if your wife is mad at you 1. she is

true

New 'star wars' trailer reveals the return of a fan favorite

false

Full cup, thirsty spirit: life through a camera lens

false

Nfl players get father's day message from their adorable kids

false

What did one paedophile say to the other? swap you two fives for a ten

true

You think i'm over dramatic? when an octopus gets upset, it eats itself. that's over dramatic.

true