CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Ode to the elasticity of the mother heart	false
Some thoughts on deaths at electric zoo, dance music and drugs	false
Nrdc: we can create 274,000 jobs, save $37b a year on utilities, with improved efficiency	false
Pizza hut new zealand releases marmite-stuffed crust pizza	false
Went to see a psychic without an appointment and he wasn't expecting me ?	true
I hate when people say hitler did nothing wrong afterall he did commit suicide...	true
Two species assumed to be extinct were just rediscovered	false
Msu athletic director mark hollis resigns in wake of larry nassar scandal	false
Little girl tries to groom dog: 'i not finished yet' (video)	false
Dare to be 100: obamacare -- wishful or mandate of a civil society?	false
Why are black people so tall? their knee grows	true
What did sweet potato yahweh say? i yam that i yam.	true
U.s. prisons seen through the eyes of 'birdman of alcatraz'	false
How do cows get their gossip? they herd it through the bovine.	true
Tilda swinton is what happens when a lamp from ikea becomes self aware.	true
Internet, a double-edged sword stained with fake news and censorship	false
Yo mama is so ghetto her wedding dress was a tall-t	true
Wanna hear a minimalist joke? what's the difference between oranges?	true
Have you heard the joke about the baby with aids? it never gets old.	true
Stevie wonder's moving words about prince show just how iconic the artist was	false
What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field? a farmer	true
Podcast review: no such thing as a fish	false
Getting health workers to the women who need them	false
Nfl players and team owners can see 'concussion' for free	false
Topical! what does a japanese man do when there's an erection? he votes!	true
Til the w in wnba dosen't stand for worse.	true
Friends may come and go, but friends with benefits cum and go	true
J.k. rowling nails why young women shouldn't give up after hillary clinton's defeat	false
I wish friends with benefits meant your friends paid all of your bills.	true
Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale? a whale-weigh station!	true
Why did the guitarist get arrested? for fingering a minor	true
Kim fields: i’m ‘done’ with 'real housewives of atlanta'	false
How much power does it take to move a tank? a horse	true
5 teens charged in attack on girl at brooklyn mcdonald's	false
Why is dublin the capital of ireland? cause it keeps on dublin and dublin.	true
Mediterranean diet could prevent diabetes for some, study suggests	false
Republicans go largely silent as trump bars refugees and immigrants from u.s.	false
Mueller probe zeroes in on trump's inner circle	false
Umd reviewing study that suggests chocolate milk can help football players who had concussions	false
Hero cop rescues kid riding his toy car through real traffic	false
The jews may be the chosen people... ... but the muslims are the randomly selected.	true
Why was the tomato blushing? answer: ...because it saw the salad dressing!	true
The summer jewelry you won't have to take off until september	false
Why are blind people bad at programming? because they can't c	true
Ben carson supports reauthorizing the voting rights act	false
What do you call someone who drinks too much water? an aquaholic...	true
Killer: i'm gonna catch you me: you'll never ca-	true
Ted cruz to get a democratic challenger in 2018 senate race	false
Would you like to hear a joke? donald trump	true
Women in business q&a: sarah davanzo, chief cultural strategy officer, sparks & honey	false
Social media: a mechanism to effectuate real and meaningful change	false
Long story short, i accidentally left the cat in the refrigerator.	true
United church of christ brings the fight for equality to north carolina	false
Never trust someone who says you're more important than cheese. it's an obvious lie.	true
Bianca del rio from rupaul's drag race tells all (video)	false
South carolina democrat slams gop opponent's support for social security cuts	false
What is an electrician's favorite vehicle? a voltswagen	true
A deadly secret: states refuse to share the source of lethal injection drugs in executions	false
Dark jokes post your darkest joke in the comments	true
Trump administration finds a new way to fight with the uk	false
It's okay pluto i am not a planet either.	true
What do you call a 45 pound ethiopian? fat.	true
White house official gives lip service to puerto rican debt relief but offers no new deal	false
I was gonna make a chemistry joke then i realized all the good ones argon.	true
Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep? because he was on the lam.	true
Remembering alexis arquette, l.a. club kid turned trans activist	false
Separatists: fighters killed collecting bodies from ukrainian airport	false
Want to move like a crossfit champion? coach carl paoli says you need to get back to basics	false
What is it like to be a geek in a prison?	false
What's the difference between a jewish mother and a terrorist? you can negotiate with terrorists.	true
5 ways to prevent eating disorders in queer men	false
Got a tattoo of my mom telling me not to get a tattoo	true
Photographer travels the world documenting children's wildest dreams	false
Marriage rate still at historic lows, but weddings may increase over next two years, research finds	false
Twitter turns paul ryan’s powerpoint on health care into a sick meme	false
Lpt: be thorough with everything you do and you'll struggle not to succeed!	true
5 hawaiian words to redefine health, happiness and power in your life	false
Brett novak: on capturing the grace of skateboarding	false
Fishing is like girls neither care about size when they're sleeping	true
What do you call an unfriendly american from the 60's? an anti-socialist	true
Nyc's new year's sucked. they really dropped the ball this year.	true
Purell is 99.8% effective in reminding you about your paper cut.	true
Divorce books: huffpost divorce readers recommend the books they read during their divorce	false
My boyfriend wants to do it like three times a week-----together. he's so demanding!	true
Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread? it was a crusty steed!	true
Super pac screw-up: ad favorably compares gop candidate to disgraced eric greitens	false
Kourtney kardashian's super chic airport outfit is actually h&m	false
Lisbon, portugal, has some beautiful buildings to visit (photos)	false
One photo stands out after trump says puerto rico wants 'everything done for them'	false
There have been reports of very heavy shelling...... at the peanut factory.	true
Social security continues to lift an enormous number of people out of poverty	false
Alaska senator says only women showed up to run congress post-blizzard	false
What do you call a muscular arab? protein sheikh	true
How do you make an octopus laugh? give it ten tickles!	true
Who the hell is this rorschach guy? and why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?	true
Hugh grant, sophia grace, rosie have tea on 'ellen' show (video)	false
Emma stone's awkward hug fail wins the 2017 golden globes	false
Why are toblerones triangular prisms to fit in the box	true
How do you drown a blonde? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool	true
Mike huckabee: we are moving rapidly toward the criminalization of christianity	false

Ode to the elasticity of the mother heart

false

Some thoughts on deaths at electric zoo, dance music and drugs

false

Nrdc: we can create 274,000 jobs, save $37b a year on utilities, with improved efficiency

false

Pizza hut new zealand releases marmite-stuffed crust pizza

false

Went to see a psychic without an appointment and he wasn't expecting me ?

true

I hate when people say hitler did nothing wrong afterall he did commit suicide...

true

Two species assumed to be extinct were just rediscovered

false

Msu athletic director mark hollis resigns in wake of larry nassar scandal

false

Little girl tries to groom dog: 'i not finished yet' (video)

false

Dare to be 100: obamacare -- wishful or mandate of a civil society?

false

Why are black people so tall? their knee grows

true

What did sweet potato yahweh say? i yam that i yam.

true

U.s. prisons seen through the eyes of 'birdman of alcatraz'

false

How do cows get their gossip? they herd it through the bovine.

true

Tilda swinton is what happens when a lamp from ikea becomes self aware.

true

Internet, a double-edged sword stained with fake news and censorship

false

Yo mama is so ghetto her wedding dress was a tall-t

true

Wanna hear a minimalist joke? what's the difference between oranges?

true

Have you heard the joke about the baby with aids? it never gets old.

true

Stevie wonder's moving words about prince show just how iconic the artist was

false

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field? a farmer

true

Podcast review: no such thing as a fish

false

Getting health workers to the women who need them

false

Nfl players and team owners can see 'concussion' for free

false

Topical! what does a japanese man do when there's an erection? he votes!

true

Til the w in wnba dosen't stand for worse.

true

Friends may come and go, but friends with benefits cum and go

true

J.k. rowling nails why young women shouldn't give up after hillary clinton's defeat

false

I wish friends with benefits meant your friends paid all of your bills.

true

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale? a whale-weigh station!

true

Why did the guitarist get arrested? for fingering a minor

true

Kim fields: i’m ‘done’ with 'real housewives of atlanta'

false

How much power does it take to move a tank? a horse

true

5 teens charged in attack on girl at brooklyn mcdonald's

false

Why is dublin the capital of ireland? cause it keeps on dublin and dublin.

true

Mediterranean diet could prevent diabetes for some, study suggests

false

Republicans go largely silent as trump bars refugees and immigrants from u.s.

false

Mueller probe zeroes in on trump's inner circle

false

Umd reviewing study that suggests chocolate milk can help football players who had concussions

false

Hero cop rescues kid riding his toy car through real traffic

false

The jews may be the chosen people... ... but the muslims are the randomly selected.

true

Why was the tomato blushing? answer: ...because it saw the salad dressing!

true

The summer jewelry you won't have to take off until september

false

Why are blind people bad at programming? because they can't c

true

Ben carson supports reauthorizing the voting rights act

false

What do you call someone who drinks too much water? an aquaholic...

true

Killer: i'm gonna catch you me: you'll never ca-

true

Ted cruz to get a democratic challenger in 2018 senate race

false

Would you like to hear a joke? donald trump

true

Women in business q&a: sarah davanzo, chief cultural strategy officer, sparks & honey

false

Social media: a mechanism to effectuate real and meaningful change

false

Long story short, i accidentally left the cat in the refrigerator.

true

United church of christ brings the fight for equality to north carolina

false

Never trust someone who says you're more important than cheese. it's an obvious lie.

true

Bianca del rio from rupaul's drag race tells all (video)

false

South carolina democrat slams gop opponent's support for social security cuts

false

What is an electrician's favorite vehicle? a voltswagen

true

A deadly secret: states refuse to share the source of lethal injection drugs in executions

false

Dark jokes post your darkest joke in the comments

true

Trump administration finds a new way to fight with the uk

false

It's okay pluto i am not a planet either.

true

What do you call a 45 pound ethiopian? fat.

true

White house official gives lip service to puerto rican debt relief but offers no new deal

false

I was gonna make a chemistry joke then i realized all the good ones argon.

true

Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep? because he was on the lam.

true

Remembering alexis arquette, l.a. club kid turned trans activist

false

Separatists: fighters killed collecting bodies from ukrainian airport

false

Want to move like a crossfit champion? coach carl paoli says you need to get back to basics

false

What is it like to be a geek in a prison?

false

What's the difference between a jewish mother and a terrorist? you can negotiate with terrorists.

true

5 ways to prevent eating disorders in queer men

false

Got a tattoo of my mom telling me not to get a tattoo

true

Photographer travels the world documenting children's wildest dreams

false

Marriage rate still at historic lows, but weddings may increase over next two years, research finds

false

Twitter turns paul ryan’s powerpoint on health care into a sick meme

false

Lpt: be thorough with everything you do and you'll struggle not to succeed!

true

5 hawaiian words to redefine health, happiness and power in your life

false

Brett novak: on capturing the grace of skateboarding

false

Fishing is like girls neither care about size when they're sleeping

true

What do you call an unfriendly american from the 60's? an anti-socialist

true

Nyc's new year's sucked. they really dropped the ball this year.

true

Purell is 99.8% effective in reminding you about your paper cut.

true

Divorce books: huffpost divorce readers recommend the books they read during their divorce

false

My boyfriend wants to do it like three times a week-----together. he's so demanding!

true

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread? it was a crusty steed!

true

Super pac screw-up: ad favorably compares gop candidate to disgraced eric greitens

false

Kourtney kardashian's super chic airport outfit is actually h&m

false

Lisbon, portugal, has some beautiful buildings to visit (photos)

false

One photo stands out after trump says puerto rico wants 'everything done for them'

false

There have been reports of very heavy shelling...... at the peanut factory.

true

Social security continues to lift an enormous number of people out of poverty

false

Alaska senator says only women showed up to run congress post-blizzard

false

What do you call a muscular arab? protein sheikh

true

How do you make an octopus laugh? give it ten tickles!

true

Who the hell is this rorschach guy? and why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?

true

Hugh grant, sophia grace, rosie have tea on 'ellen' show (video)

false

Emma stone's awkward hug fail wins the 2017 golden globes

false

Why are toblerones triangular prisms to fit in the box

true

How do you drown a blonde? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

true

Mike huckabee: we are moving rapidly toward the criminalization of christianity

false