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What's pink lives in a sty and drinks blood? a hampire. | true |
The nra doesn't care about philando castile's gun rights | false |
Got happiness? if not, try what slough did | false |
America's best amusement parks, as picked by amusement today (photos) | false |
Donald trump lost in his old new york stomping grounds | false |
Psychologists think they found the purpose of depression | false |
How can you tell if a hippie has been in your house? ...he's still there | true |
Golden state warriors path to championship begins in bed | false |
Biden would've 'beat the hell out of' trump in high school for his abuse of women | false |
Children's mental health after the shooting in newtown | false |
Call me christopher columbus, because i'm coming to get india. | true |
What's the best part of eating a burrito? every time you fart, you lose weight. | true |
What's a blind person's favorite fast food joint? taco braille | true |
Divorce party t-shirt makes a great party favor (photo) | false |
Roses are dead, violets are dead, ... i'm a bad gardener | true |
Nepal earthquake death toll becomes highest ever recorded in the nation | false |
Thought i heard reggae music coming from the office... ...but it was just the printer jammin' | true |
Why did the ox fall down the hill? it was an oxident. | true |
What happens when we put white people in power police brutality. | true |
Donald trump’s pick for trade representative creates unusual alliances | false |
Woman getting off bus knocked out by airborne deer | false |
North carolina republicans lost an election, so now they're trying to undermine the results | false |
What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet? last year's hide and go seek champion. | true |
On the menu: 7 questions with chef luigi fineo | false |
Diy wedding favors: eco-friendly ideas for your big day | false |
People keep asking me how i'm doing since moving to north korea eh, can't complain. | true |
Breitbart editor ordered staffers to stop defending michelle fields | false |
Maybe again but kind of bad? - sequels | true |
Q: what do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit? a: a chairy. | true |
My buddy is so mixed... he doesn't know who his step-dad is. | true |
What do you call it when someone steals someone else's coffee? a mugging. | true |
My boss told me she would screw me if i worked all the free overtime i possibly could. | true |
What do you call someone who only speaks one language? american. | true |
Justin timberlake is giving us major brad pitt vibes on t magazine cover (photos) | false |
I turn 39 years old today. but they're canadian years. | true |
The window is open to pass comprehensive immigration reform | false |
Why couldn't the rainbow trout get on the same level as his father? because he was too flambouyant. | true |
Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? because he was out standing in his field. | true |
How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian? don't worry, they'll tell you. | true |
I'm 84% less productive in a swivel chair. | true |
I told a blonde joke she didn't get it. | true |
Michael phelps & i have a combined 19 gold medals & 4 dui's. | true |
I don't like being told what to do unless i'm naked. | true |
If a clown farts... ... does it smell funny? | true |
Travel with the dead: visiting the world's spookiest cemeteries for halloween | false |
The puppy in this comedy sketch might be just the cutest widdle killer | false |
Bacteria from mites might be responsible for rosacea, study suggests | false |
What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar? i don't know. | true |
Jeffrey toobin: rudy giuliani just confessed that stormy daniels payment broke the law | false |
How do you know stephen hawking has jungle fever? he knows a lot about black holes | true |
Do travel companies charge too many 'junk' fees? (poll) | false |
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? (slightly nsfw) a lick-a-lot-a-puss. | true |
Just once i'd like to wake up as eager to start the day as my p*nis is. | true |
Ha - mildly amusing haha - funny hahaha - sarcastic laugh hahahaha - stayin' alive | true |
Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs? because they're good at picking their drivers. | true |
What is red and hurts when you bite it? a brick. | true |
Cia and mossad killed senior hezbollah figure in car bombing | false |
A selfie could tell you if you have this thyroid cancer symptom | false |
Aha, i see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again! | true |
The new 'late late show' host is ready to meet america | false |
If religion is the opium of the masses then i smoke weed everyday! | true |
The co-operative uk supermarket offers £99 divorce kits | false |
Ben carson thinks the typical democrat is 'uninformed' | false |
Inside the bitter last days of bernie's revolution | false |
Why can't r2d2 walk? because he has ms-dos | true |
A new energy drink called f5 just came out, it's super refreshing! | true |
Do girls in asia get tattoos in english on their backs? | true |
Maria sharapova hair: tennis star chops it off? updated (photos) | false |
A guide to the types of polenta (photos) | false |
Allergy myths: don't fall for these this season | false |
5 steps to transition from your career to a life purpose | false |
'dilbert' cartoonist says isis may want hillary clinton for president | false |
Why must you be religious to join the navy? because it's a place of war ship. | true |
Happy socks releases best sock ad campaign ever (photos) | false |
Lawmaker who wants confederate monuments removed gets anonymous racist threat | false |
Dogs are probably really excited about dog sledding before they find out what it actually is. | true |
Republicans on defense: breathing fire or blowing smoke? | false |
What do cows get when they do all their chores? mooney. | true |
Lane bryant announces first-ever designer collaboration with isabel and ruben toledo | false |
Why didn't the melons get married? because they cantaloupe... | true |
Iraqi military says it has slowed rebels' advance | false |
Batman should teach girls about periods in school... tell me, do you bleed?... you will. | true |
What do you call it when you marry your male cousin? your cuzband | true |
I finally got around to reading that book on watches i got last year it's about time. | true |
I'm going to bed and my hair looks amazing; i feel like the woman in every mattress commercial. | true |
Cross the road... monkey q: why did the monkey cross the road? a: so he could get spanked. | true |
Super bowl commercials 2014: watch all ads aired during broncos, seahawks matchup (videos) | false |
Look at your disgusting balls. that's literally exactly what jesus wants them to look like. #bible | true |
Duck dynasty's willie robertson is getting his own fox news podcast | false |
Nobody knows how much work i put into looking only this fat. | true |
Being at the alligator park reminds me of my time in jail so many crocs. | true |
How to whip your 2014 kitchen into shape | false |
Gf: daddy me: don't call me that it's creepy gf: sorry baby me: that's better | true |
If at first you don't succeed.. then that's it for skydiving. | true |
Deck the malls: the 4 best credit cards for holiday shopping | false |
Have you heard of the band 150 megabytes? no? not surprised, they don't have any gigs yet. | true |
Draw me like one of your french fries. | true |
Bindi irwin posts heartfelt tribute to dad, steve irwin, on his birthday | false |
What does lebron james do after winning the nba championship? he turns off his xbox. | true |
The introverted kid's illustrated guide to enjoying slumber parties | false |
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