CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I saw a naked black man in a tree today he was well hung	true
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose??? full	true
How to buy a great, inexpensive bottle of wine for valentine's day	false
A repost walks into a bar bartender says shit, you again?!.	true
5 tips for saving money while dining out	false
Mariah carey cancels brussels show over security concerns	false
Indoor grilling: how to get outdoor barbecue flavor	false
Nyc to pay $280,000 over cop who exposed city's quota system	false
I woke up this morning, and i've got the worst hangover.... ..... the sequel.	true
Dozens feared dead in fire at azerbaijan oil rig	false
You never know what you've got until... you clean your room.	true
These capybaras don't care about your pitiful olympic golf course	false
What is your favourite variable? i'm not sure, it's always changing.	true
The one-legged man couldn't understand an online tutorial. it had step-by-step instructions.	true
Which corporate personality are you: market basket or hobby lobby?	false
Cute kid note of the day: a bill for $260	false
Chrissy teigen got mom-shamed for cooking with wine and she put a cork in it	false
What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ? a bellerina !	true
U.s. police killings reminiscent of lynching, un group says	false
We should've known about the failure of communism in retrospect, there were a lot of red flags...	true
What do you call a queer redneck? a confederate fag.	true
Me (nervously cracking every knuckle): hi i'm brandon girl: please let go of my hands	true
What do you call a black man on the moon... an astronaut!	true
Dallas officials search for man to monitor him for signs of ebola	false
I got fired from the orange juice factory. i couldn't concentrate.	true
I had to study a book on the human digestive system today.... the ending was shit	true
Have air travelers reached their breaking point yet?	false
Overheard some guy say finals week sucks. little does he know, everything sucks	true
What do you call dubstep on a mac? idropit	true
One of the dea's most wanted drug traffickers pleads to be left in peace	false
What is a chiropractor's favorite movie? thoracic park	true
What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? america can't milk a cow for 14 years.	true
Foods for healthier teeth: 7 things to eat right now	false
No one's asking donald trump about campaign manager accused of grabbing reporter	false
Pope to elderly churchgoers: 'i'm a little old and a little sick'	false
Burping up taco bell is like returning to the scene of the crime	true
Cpac crowd duped into waving russian flags during trump speech	false
7 states that are running out of water	false
Rick snyder says he's releasing all his emails about the flint water crisis	false
What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? a hen that lays pooched eggs.	true
3 officers arrested and charged in vicious beating of inmate	false
I like my women like i like my burritos stuffed with beef	true
Q: why can't obama poke fun at himself? a: because that would be racist.	true
What does it take to make a movie? wisdom from effie gray producer donald rosenfeld	false
Heard santa and his wife separated, which would make them independent clauses.	true
This incredible new resource will change queer sex education forever (nsfw)	false
What is the most breathless thing on television ? the pink panter show !	true
8 travel tips made easy for the holidays	false
I like my cigarettes like my instagram. \#nofilter edit: learned formatting	true
My weight loss adventures in the land of disease-care	false
I asked my 9 yr old a question 27 min ago. she's still answering it.	true
Keystone xl may wait on nebraska, but climate change waits for no one	false
What are homeless ducks always asking for? a lil bit of quack	true
What do you call a cross between a human and a monkey? a nigger.	true
For reasons unknown, kendall jenner's instagram account has disappeared	false
How new secure credit cards are hurting netflix and other companies	false
Taylor teagarden, named in the al jazeera report, suspended 80 games by major league baseball	false
What's the worst thing you can say to a jewish bread delivery man? what's the challah cost?	true
Glenn close on weinstein effect: 'to condemn all men is stupid and counterproductive'	false
I try to avoid buying into this americans are stupid stereotype but, for fuck's sake......	true
Twerk, miley: jay-z's most talked about 'magna carta holy grail' lyric	false
A sandwich walks into a bar. bartender says, you gotta leave. we don't serve food here.	true
Moon, mars put on show for memorial day skywatchers	false
Woman says man sexually assaulted her while she slept on a flight	false
You know you need to lose weight........... when your girlfriend wants to suck your tits.	true
I am in prison for something i didn't do i didn't pay my taxes	true
Comedian jim jefferies tears into piers morgan for defending donald trump	false
Where did all the sephardic jews go? i dunno, you'll have to ashkenazi	true
Poutine soda taste test reveals that jones soda co. drink might be the grossest thing ever	false
I sleep like a baby... with your mom's tit in my mouth.	true
Can the un talks bring peace to shattered yemen?	false
A man was caught having sex with the venus de milo... ...he was charged with statutory rape	true
The advice you need to hear if you're stuck in a bad relationship	false
I had another server go down on me at work. it's just how i interview waiting staff.	true
Donald trump, we need to talk about what a poll is	false
Oc - why shouldn't spanish women smoke cigarettes? you shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.	true
Teacher tells chris christie he isn't a good example for her students	false
Twitter is all fun and games until you get that text asking what that tweet was about.	true
October 10th was such a great day 10/10	true
Why does trump want to build a great wall? china has one and they don't have many mexicans	true
We tried the 'food of the future.' we don't want to live there.	false
I bet the mayans made great boyfriends because they're always wrong about everything.	true
Mixing business with pleasure: make a weekend of a work trip (photos)	false
People always say pigs can't fly like they've never seen a police helicopter before.	true
Photographers are so violent. they'll frame you, shoot you, blow you up and then hang you.	true
Deutsche bank agrees to pay $7.2 billion to settle toxic mortgage securities case	false
I've been single for years -- and i'm more than ok with it	false
What do you call trees that grow in tobago? tobogany.	true
Hi and welcome to the hidden chair club. please find a seat.	true
Are you african? ...'cause you're a frickin' babe.	true
Why i'm ok with my 10-year-old still believing in elf on the shelf	false
Why are politicians buried 6 feet under? because deep down, they're good people.	true
Sleep problems may hint at future heart disease risk	false
Gina barreca asks, if you lean in, will men just look down your blouse?	false
What's the cheapest meat? deer balls. they're under a buck.	true
Gravedigger suspended after taking photo with dead man	false
20 years ago today, hillary clinton gave a rallying cry for women's rights	false
Elephant circumcision... ...the pay's rubbish but the tips are enormous.	true
I'm really good at not paying my bills. they all say outstanding!	true
Why i decided to hike the appalachian trail at age 55	false

I saw a naked black man in a tree today he was well hung

true

What do you call a hooker with a runny nose??? full

true

How to buy a great, inexpensive bottle of wine for valentine's day

false

A repost walks into a bar bartender says shit, you again?!.

true

5 tips for saving money while dining out

false

Mariah carey cancels brussels show over security concerns

false

Indoor grilling: how to get outdoor barbecue flavor

false

Nyc to pay $280,000 over cop who exposed city's quota system

false

I woke up this morning, and i've got the worst hangover.... ..... the sequel.

true

Dozens feared dead in fire at azerbaijan oil rig

false

You never know what you've got until... you clean your room.

true

These capybaras don't care about your pitiful olympic golf course

false

What is your favourite variable? i'm not sure, it's always changing.

true

The one-legged man couldn't understand an online tutorial. it had step-by-step instructions.

true

Which corporate personality are you: market basket or hobby lobby?

false

Cute kid note of the day: a bill for $260

false

Chrissy teigen got mom-shamed for cooking with wine and she put a cork in it

false

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ? a bellerina !

true

U.s. police killings reminiscent of lynching, un group says

false

We should've known about the failure of communism in retrospect, there were a lot of red flags...

true

What do you call a queer redneck? a confederate fag.

true

Me (nervously cracking every knuckle): hi i'm brandon girl: please let go of my hands

true

What do you call a black man on the moon... an astronaut!

true

Dallas officials search for man to monitor him for signs of ebola

false

I got fired from the orange juice factory. i couldn't concentrate.

true

I had to study a book on the human digestive system today.... the ending was shit

true

Have air travelers reached their breaking point yet?

false

Overheard some guy say finals week sucks. little does he know, everything sucks

true

What do you call dubstep on a mac? idropit

true

One of the dea's most wanted drug traffickers pleads to be left in peace

false

What is a chiropractor's favorite movie? thoracic park

true

What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? america can't milk a cow for 14 years.

true

Foods for healthier teeth: 7 things to eat right now

false

No one's asking donald trump about campaign manager accused of grabbing reporter

false

Pope to elderly churchgoers: 'i'm a little old and a little sick'

false

Burping up taco bell is like returning to the scene of the crime

true

Cpac crowd duped into waving russian flags during trump speech

false

7 states that are running out of water

false

Rick snyder says he's releasing all his emails about the flint water crisis

false

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? a hen that lays pooched eggs.

true

3 officers arrested and charged in vicious beating of inmate

false

I like my women like i like my burritos stuffed with beef

true

Q: why can't obama poke fun at himself? a: because that would be racist.

true

What does it take to make a movie? wisdom from effie gray producer donald rosenfeld

false

Heard santa and his wife separated, which would make them independent clauses.

true

This incredible new resource will change queer sex education forever (nsfw)

false

What is the most breathless thing on television ? the pink panter show !

true

8 travel tips made easy for the holidays

false

I like my cigarettes like my instagram. \#nofilter edit: learned formatting

true

My weight loss adventures in the land of disease-care

false

I asked my 9 yr old a question 27 min ago. she's still answering it.

true

Keystone xl may wait on nebraska, but climate change waits for no one

false

What are homeless ducks always asking for? a lil bit of quack

true

What do you call a cross between a human and a monkey? a nigger.

true

For reasons unknown, kendall jenner's instagram account has disappeared

false

How new secure credit cards are hurting netflix and other companies

false

Taylor teagarden, named in the al jazeera report, suspended 80 games by major league baseball

false

What's the worst thing you can say to a jewish bread delivery man? what's the challah cost?

true

Glenn close on weinstein effect: 'to condemn all men is stupid and counterproductive'

false

I try to avoid buying into this americans are stupid stereotype but, for fuck's sake......

true

Twerk, miley: jay-z's most talked about 'magna carta holy grail' lyric

false

A sandwich walks into a bar. bartender says, you gotta leave. we don't serve food here.

true

Moon, mars put on show for memorial day skywatchers

false

Woman says man sexually assaulted her while she slept on a flight

false

You know you need to lose weight........... when your girlfriend wants to suck your tits.

true

I am in prison for something i didn't do i didn't pay my taxes

true

Comedian jim jefferies tears into piers morgan for defending donald trump

false

Where did all the sephardic jews go? i dunno, you'll have to ashkenazi

true

Poutine soda taste test reveals that jones soda co. drink might be the grossest thing ever

false

I sleep like a baby... with your mom's tit in my mouth.

true

Can the un talks bring peace to shattered yemen?

false

A man was caught having sex with the venus de milo... ...he was charged with statutory rape

true

The advice you need to hear if you're stuck in a bad relationship

false

I had another server go down on me at work. it's just how i interview waiting staff.

true

Donald trump, we need to talk about what a poll is

false

Oc - why shouldn't spanish women smoke cigarettes? you shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

true

Teacher tells chris christie he isn't a good example for her students

false

Twitter is all fun and games until you get that text asking what that tweet was about.

true

October 10th was such a great day 10/10

true

Why does trump want to build a great wall? china has one and they don't have many mexicans

true

We tried the 'food of the future.' we don't want to live there.

false

I bet the mayans made great boyfriends because they're always wrong about everything.

true

Mixing business with pleasure: make a weekend of a work trip (photos)

false

People always say pigs can't fly like they've never seen a police helicopter before.

true

Photographers are so violent. they'll frame you, shoot you, blow you up and then hang you.

true

Deutsche bank agrees to pay $7.2 billion to settle toxic mortgage securities case

false

I've been single for years -- and i'm more than ok with it

false

What do you call trees that grow in tobago? tobogany.

true

Hi and welcome to the hidden chair club. please find a seat.

true

Are you african? ...'cause you're a frickin' babe.

true

Why i'm ok with my 10-year-old still believing in elf on the shelf

false

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under? because deep down, they're good people.

true

Sleep problems may hint at future heart disease risk

false

Gina barreca asks, if you lean in, will men just look down your blouse?

false

What's the cheapest meat? deer balls. they're under a buck.

true

Gravedigger suspended after taking photo with dead man

false

20 years ago today, hillary clinton gave a rallying cry for women's rights

false

Elephant circumcision... ...the pay's rubbish but the tips are enormous.

true

I'm really good at not paying my bills. they all say outstanding!

true

Why i decided to hike the appalachian trail at age 55

false