CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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If it lasts 4 hours i'm not only callin a dr, i'm callin everybody!!	true
Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible? no comment.	true
New technologies give government ample means to track suspects, study finds	false
If h2o is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside? k9p	true
What's another name for a casket? mourning wood.	true
My husband's death made me a better mom	false
In his prime, richard simmons was, at best, in just okay shape.	true
Have you seen the new fishing website? no it's not online yet.	true
How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a light bulb? none. it's already lit fam.	true
The queen of fashion returned with a flourish to (again) dominate the world's fashion weeks	false
Destination san diego and/or miami: plan ahead -- to plan ahead!	false
What's the loudest thing in the last two harry potter films? deaf lee's hello!	true
One day ajay was feeling happy. suddenly happy slapped ajay.	true
A letter to our in-vitro doctor from the lesbians	false
/r/jokes won the international green awards! 96% recycled content.	true
How do you say bra in german? stopsemfromfloppin	true
They say behind every great man is a great woman. never been that into pegging though.	true
An asian woman gets into car and starts driving... thought you'd enjoy that one.	true
Compared to past years, fewer americans now say the gop is 'too extreme'	false
South korea proposes military talks with north korea on july 21	false
Doing shots with a bunch of coked-up velociraptors.	true
Report: rachel brand, justice department's no. 3, official to resign	false
What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench? the nba	true
I have a dog that can perform magic tricks. i call him houndini..	true
What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another? a rocking cher.	true
What does an egg say when he gets turnt? om lit cred: my friend damexicanburrito from playstation.	true
I'm not feeling very well today, i have constipation but i couldn't give a shit	true
Why do lesbians shop at sport's authority? because they don't like dick's.	true
What turns a fruit into a vegetable? aids.	true
Over 100 stars reinvent feathered hair, farrah fawcett's iconic '70s hairdo (photos)	false
The 12 days of a healthy home: a holiday checklist	false
Oprah goes green, young justin timberlake makes us swoon & more instagrams of the week	false
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? dead.	true
What's the difference between racism and the chinese people? racism has many faces...	true
Mona ackerman dead: huffpost columnist dies from ovarian cancer at age 66	false
Twin birth study finds no benefits to planned c-section	false
What kind of a belly button does a german car mechanic have? an audi	true
The case for holistic education in the wake of charlottesville violence	false
Julia louis-dreyfus to receive 2018 mark twain prize for american humor	false
I like my bread the way i like my women... french and covered in butter.	true
What's the difference between dark and hard it stays dark all night	true
What is the speed limit of sex? 68, because at 69, you eat it.	true
Sneaky? dude, i got two handfuls of soup into a movie theater once.	true
Tina fey got sassy with the o.g. 'mean girls' at disney world	false
Why don't hipsters like fishing? it's too mainstream.	true
Herschel's star mystery solved 150 years later, astronomers say	false
Are you tired of every day being the same? congratulations, you're an adult!	true
The sneaky hotel fee you should always check for	false
stands up in the middle of a quiet library fake noodles are called im-pastas	true
A feral trump leads the feral right. and vice versa.	false
What happened to the mexican after donald trump was elected?	true
911 center has bed bugs: who do they call?	false
Her: i like your facial hair me: i like your facial hair (flirting is hard)	true
Whats the difference between a priest and acne? acne waits till you're 12 to come on your face	true
What's the second hardest thing in the morning? getting out of the bed!	true
If you're squeamish about the germs in the pediatrician's waiting room... you're on to something	false
Squirrel sex what did the squirrel say after fucking an acorn? best nut of my life	true
I'm a strict vegetarian. after i kill a cow i don't eat any of it.	true
David vs goliath- the incredible story of a fearless asian activist	false
Why do ducks look so sad? because when they preen their feathers, they look down in the mouth.	true
I have nothing in common with people that learn from their mistakes	true
Some students want harvard law's seal changed due to slavery connection	false
Mirai nagasu says her parents' hard work in restaurant inspires her discipline on ice	false
At&t employees continue to work despite expired labor deal	false
How a political scientist broke the news of trump's meeting with putin	false
Donald trump achieves lifelong dream of breaking a record for length	false
Huffpost workouts: oscar-winning music you can exercise to	false
Sandra bullock's golden globes dress 2014 was a little disappointing (photos)	false
Why some atheists say bernie sanders gets them when he talks about religion	false
Hey does anyone find roger ailes' recent career trajectory puzzling, or is it just me?	false
You drink too much milk., said the doctor your blood is now milk.	true
Don't drink and drive, might hit a bump and spill it.	true
'little people, big world' star jeremy roloff is married	false
What is a pirate's favorite kind of explosive? a m-80.	true
What do you call an italian man with a rubber toe roberto	true
These 8 inspiring people will change the way you think about autism and asperger's	false
I became a jew today only in it for the money.	true
The 10 pieces i'm packing to get me through paris fashion week (photos)	false
A late night booty call woke me from a deep sleep... that damn cricket better have got some!	true
The paralympics' origin story is a moving lesson in caring for the forgotten	false
If you love elephants, don't ever ride them. here's why.	false
Believing in santa is healthy for kids, psychologists say	false
Angelina jolie reportedly granted full custody in temporary divorce deal with brad pitt	false
House to vote this week on first package of harvey aid	false
Prince's sister files court documents claiming there's no will	false
Baton rouge woman prays with ‘someone outside my race,’ sends message of solidarity	false
I thought air was free my whole life until i bought a bag of chips.	true
What do you call a white arab prince? a milk sheikh	true
Feel a 'phantom vibration' of your phone? you're probably stressed	false
Jessica simpson's daughter is her glamorous mini-me in new pics	false
New ‘roseanne’ teaser makes fun of the show’s original ending	false
Rahkeem lehaman dunk: high school players pulls off 360 dunk (video)	false
'wolf hall' is a masterful study of power and politics	false
Alexa chung's eyeko mascara & eyeliner set makes '60s eyeliner impossible to mess up	false
I know jiu-jitsu, sambo, judo, aikido and lots of other scary words.	true
Today i lost my virginity for a dollar i wish i didn't bend down to pick it up.	true
'the dark knight rises': christopher nolan honored with hand & footprint ceremony (photos)	false
I volunteer to go to france for a month to understand macron voters	false
What's better than roses on your piano tulips on your organ	true
Congress divided on whether obama can act alone in iraq	false

If it lasts 4 hours i'm not only callin a dr, i'm callin everybody!!

true

Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible? no comment.

true

New technologies give government ample means to track suspects, study finds

false

If h2o is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside? k9p

true

What's another name for a casket? mourning wood.

true

My husband's death made me a better mom

false

In his prime, richard simmons was, at best, in just okay shape.

true

Have you seen the new fishing website? no it's not online yet.

true

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a light bulb? none. it's already lit fam.

true

The queen of fashion returned with a flourish to (again) dominate the world's fashion weeks

false

Destination san diego and/or miami: plan ahead -- to plan ahead!

false

What's the loudest thing in the last two harry potter films? deaf lee's hello!

true

One day ajay was feeling happy. suddenly happy slapped ajay.

true

A letter to our in-vitro doctor from the lesbians

false

/r/jokes won the international green awards! 96% recycled content.

true

How do you say bra in german? stopsemfromfloppin

true

They say behind every great man is a great woman. never been that into pegging though.

true

An asian woman gets into car and starts driving... thought you'd enjoy that one.

true

Compared to past years, fewer americans now say the gop is 'too extreme'

false

South korea proposes military talks with north korea on july 21

false

Doing shots with a bunch of coked-up velociraptors.

true

Report: rachel brand, justice department's no. 3, official to resign

false

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench? the nba

true

I have a dog that can perform magic tricks. i call him houndini..

true

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another? a rocking cher.

true

What does an egg say when he gets turnt? om lit cred: my friend damexicanburrito from playstation.

true

I'm not feeling very well today, i have constipation but i couldn't give a shit

true

Why do lesbians shop at sport's authority? because they don't like dick's.

true

What turns a fruit into a vegetable? aids.

true

Over 100 stars reinvent feathered hair, farrah fawcett's iconic '70s hairdo (photos)

false

The 12 days of a healthy home: a holiday checklist

false

Oprah goes green, young justin timberlake makes us swoon & more instagrams of the week

false

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? dead.

true

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people? racism has many faces...

true

Mona ackerman dead: huffpost columnist dies from ovarian cancer at age 66

false

Twin birth study finds no benefits to planned c-section

false

What kind of a belly button does a german car mechanic have? an audi

true

The case for holistic education in the wake of charlottesville violence

false

Julia louis-dreyfus to receive 2018 mark twain prize for american humor

false

I like my bread the way i like my women... french and covered in butter.

true

What's the difference between dark and hard it stays dark all night

true

What is the speed limit of sex? 68, because at 69, you eat it.

true

Sneaky? dude, i got two handfuls of soup into a movie theater once.

true

Tina fey got sassy with the o.g. 'mean girls' at disney world

false

Why don't hipsters like fishing? it's too mainstream.

true

Herschel's star mystery solved 150 years later, astronomers say

false

Are you tired of every day being the same? congratulations, you're an adult!

true

The sneaky hotel fee you should always check for

false

*stands up in the middle of a quiet library* fake noodles are called im-pastas

true

A feral trump leads the feral right. and vice versa.

false

What happened to the mexican after donald trump was elected?

true

911 center has bed bugs: who do they call?

false

Her: i like your facial hair me: i like your facial hair (flirting is hard)

true

Whats the difference between a priest and acne? acne waits till you're 12 to come on your face

true

What's the second hardest thing in the morning? getting out of the bed!

true

If you're squeamish about the germs in the pediatrician's waiting room... you're on to something

false

Squirrel sex what did the squirrel say after fucking an acorn? best nut of my life

true

I'm a strict vegetarian. after i kill a cow i don't eat any of it.

true

David vs goliath- the incredible story of a fearless asian activist

false

Why do ducks look so sad? because when they preen their feathers, they look down in the mouth.

true

I have nothing in common with people that learn from their mistakes

true

Some students want harvard law's seal changed due to slavery connection

false

Mirai nagasu says her parents' hard work in restaurant inspires her discipline on ice

false

At&t employees continue to work despite expired labor deal

false

How a political scientist broke the news of trump's meeting with putin

false

Donald trump achieves lifelong dream of breaking a record for length

false

Huffpost workouts: oscar-winning music you can exercise to

false

Sandra bullock's golden globes dress 2014 was a little disappointing (photos)

false

Why some atheists say bernie sanders gets them when he talks about religion

false

Hey does anyone find roger ailes' recent career trajectory puzzling, or is it just me?

false

You drink too much milk., said the doctor your blood is now milk.

true

Don't drink and drive, might hit a bump and spill it.

true

'little people, big world' star jeremy roloff is married

false

What is a pirate's favorite kind of explosive? a m-80.

true

What do you call an italian man with a rubber toe roberto

true

These 8 inspiring people will change the way you think about autism and asperger's

false

I became a jew today only in it for the money.

true

The 10 pieces i'm packing to get me through paris fashion week (photos)

false

A late night booty call woke me from a deep sleep... that damn cricket better have got some!

true

The paralympics' origin story is a moving lesson in caring for the forgotten

false

If you love elephants, don't ever ride them. here's why.

false

Believing in santa is healthy for kids, psychologists say

false

Angelina jolie reportedly granted full custody in temporary divorce deal with brad pitt

false

House to vote this week on first package of harvey aid

false

Prince's sister files court documents claiming there's no will

false

Baton rouge woman prays with ‘someone outside my race,’ sends message of solidarity

false

I thought air was free my whole life until i bought a bag of chips.

true

What do you call a white arab prince? a milk sheikh

true

Feel a 'phantom vibration' of your phone? you're probably stressed

false

Jessica simpson's daughter is her glamorous mini-me in new pics

false

New ‘roseanne’ teaser makes fun of the show’s original ending

false

Rahkeem lehaman dunk: high school players pulls off 360 dunk (video)

false

'wolf hall' is a masterful study of power and politics

false

Alexa chung's eyeko mascara & eyeliner set makes '60s eyeliner impossible to mess up

false

I know jiu-jitsu, sambo, judo, aikido and lots of other scary words.

true

Today i lost my virginity for a dollar i wish i didn't bend down to pick it up.

true

'the dark knight rises': christopher nolan honored with hand & footprint ceremony (photos)

false

I volunteer to go to france for a month to understand macron voters

false

What's better than roses on your piano tulips on your organ

true

Congress divided on whether obama can act alone in iraq

false