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Study says fear of being alone keeps people in bad relationships | false |
Have you heard of the paedophile comedian? even when he's not joking, he's kidding. | true |
How does a jew calculate his escape path? wind velocity times chimney height. | true |
Halting fracking in california: the time is now | false |
'best bars in america' shows you how to get drunk and bowl in someone's house (video) | false |
When hoes say, new year new me... they really mean new guys, new dick. | true |
Biden v. kasich: americans might just choose democracy in 2016 | false |
What i say: no! what my kids hear: there's a really good chance if you keep asking. | true |
What do you call a dehydrated french man? pee air | true |
Pam anderson reportedly files for divorce from rick salomon ... again | false |
Oprah and caroline myss: intuition, power and grace | false |
Drake sees his ex everywhere. this may be the best thing ever. | false |
Glenn o'brien, writer of brad pitt's chanel no. 5 commercial, explains himself (video) | false |
Don't just sleep, sleep well: the challenge of good sleep hygiene | false |
Ryan reynolds is a hugger, especially when it comes to trees | false |
How can you tell if your roommate is gay? his dick tastes like shit. | true |
How did the trump supporter find his sister in the woods? not bad. | true |
Will smith, jada pinkett-smith divorce? the 5 most ridiculous divorce rumors of 2012 | false |
The mysterious japanese company behind the world's best zippers | false |
Why is sex with hipsters always unsatisfying? because they always come before it's cool. | true |
Life is like a penis... long, simple, and relaxed. it's the women that make it hard. | true |
Why did the sailor ground his son? his grades were below sea level ^^im ^^so ^^sorry | true |
6 ways to make sure your quiet child doesn't get lost in the shuffle | false |
7 ways your content could turn away a visitor | false |
How to get good suction from a plunger | false |
My wife says i'm too nosy. at least that's what she said in her diary. | true |
These are the best and worst states for working moms | false |
Republicans rewrite portions of tax bill hours before vote | false |
Why do the french only have one egg for breakfast? because one egg is un oeuf. | true |
More than 5,600 boat migrants rescued off north africa in just the past 3 days | false |
What does cheese say when you take its picture? make sure you get my gouda side! | true |
Waiting to hire a divorce attorney could cost you | false |
Why are the other numbers afraid of 7? because 7 ate 9. | true |
Vintage candy: a look at wrappers when they cost just one penny (photos) | false |
I'm not a competitive person i'll be the first to admit it. | true |
What do you call a dress that refuses to learn? clothes-minded. | true |
What do you call a showoff texan? *austin*tatious. | true |
What happened when king kong swallowed big ben? he found time-consuming. | true |
I'm going to make end of the world jokes... ... like there's no tomorrow | true |
I once told a joke so corny... that it was sold at the farmers' market | true |
I resolve that in 2010 i will kick my procrastination habit in 2011. | true |
Q. what do you call a handcuffed man? a. trustworthy. | true |
Here's what's next for kim davis now that she's been thrown in jail for contempt | false |
China kicks french journalist out of the country over terrorism coverage | false |
9 interesting hot dog variations around the world (photos) | false |
'south park' wants you to submit fan art for wednesday's show | false |
'be like mike' on the court -- and bill james in the classroom | false |
(on phone) him: i just ran a marathon in under four? me: (eating) months or years? | true |
Gender confirmation surgeries are rising, and so is insurance coverage: study | false |
What did the gingerbread man say during sex? i'm gonna crumb! | true |
New report shows number of military caregivers in the us | false |
Watch: nurses speak out about treating the first ebola patient diagnosed in the u.s. | false |
I lost weight: broadway actor kate chapman lost 100 pounds for a 'dream role' | false |
Study can't confirm results of many psychology experiments | false |
Jake gyllenhaal looks to his next role with 'southpaw' | false |
Acting techniques you can apply to real life (to some extent) | false |
What did i do before twitter? well, there's my family and......oh my god where's my family?!?! | true |
There should be a jail just for people that don't break apart kit kats before they eat them | true |
I love my chickens -- discovering my own personal recovery | false |
Gosh, hell must be really awkward. i mean there's hitler, and all the jews. | true |
Why is germany taking in immigrants because they have the camps. | true |
Former sf mayor wants to house homeless people on floating shelter | false |
Future olympians: photos of your sporty kids to celebrate summer olympics 2012 | false |
Nothing much: the heart and soul of fatherhood | false |
These stunning 'airportraits' show the beauty of flight at airports around the world | false |
The difference between club soda, seltzer and tonic water | false |
Puerto rico plans to have the lights back on by december -- at the earliest | false |
Why are australians never late for work? their snooze button only lasts 6 minutes. | true |
Life is like pizza. it makes you fat. | true |
Have you guys seen paula deen's new restaurant menus? they only serve crackers. | true |
Moses: watch me split the red sea in half red sea: i've got a boyfriend | true |
Happy valentine's day? roses, hearts, and breaking apart | false |
Owe taxes this year? you could win a free jetblue flight | false |
What would michael jackson be doing if he were alive right now? kids. | true |
Pharmaceutical companies hiked price on aid in dying drug | false |
New isis video allegedly shows peshmerga fighters in cages | false |
Hero dog saves his 7-year-old diabetic owner with just his nose | false |
5 american cities you should visit in 2015 | false |
Lost 200 pounds. here's my story. british prostitutes are *expensive.* | true |
What do you call a bad circumcision? a rip off.. | true |
The over-the-counter drug reactions you should watch out for | false |
First cave artists may have been mostly women, new study suggests | false |
What kind of leash should you buy for a chihuahua? a short one! | true |
The little league world series is everything that is right about sports | false |
Where does a general keep his armies? in his sleevies | true |
What day was doris day born? doris' day. | true |
Who was the chicken's favorite musician? baaaach bach bach bach | true |
What is the pope's favorite mode of transportation? a mitre-cycle! | true |
Air pollution exposed: why you might be breathing in tire waste | false |
Cannes 2012: nastassja kinski at the terrazza martini | false |
I'm going to a costume party as jesus. what are some good jesus party quotes i can use? | true |
Can you be friends with your ex's new wife | false |
Why can't you barbecue in amsterdam? because the steaks are too high. | true |
Harvard's black students pen powerful response to grand jury decisions | false |
These companies are sticking by the nra (updated) | false |
39485 sorry for the repost, but this is a classic that never fails to make me laugh! | true |
What to do if you can't fall asleep | false |
What will we do with cubans' overflowing hopes? | false |
To combat fake news, let’s pay for our real news | false |
George r.r. martin wants you to stop whining about 'game of thrones' | false |
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