CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What do you call a car crash caused by hitler? an axisdent	true
Is it rude to throw breath mints in someones mouth while they're talking?	true
Beijing snow means less pollution and more winter fun (photos)	false
I can't believe it's already been 10 zoips since i invented my own system for measuring time.	true
From airlines to hotels, a quest to help you sleep	false
Medtronic edited doctor reviews for its bone-grafting product, senate review finds	false
Bleak new data show just how long women around the world will be waiting for equal pay	false
My night at the table of shocking critics' choice winner, syfy's 'face off'	false
Here's why you shouldn't take selfies with pythons	false
I need to stop asking strangers if they're ticklish, and just start tickling them.	true
Police officers give family car seats instead of tickets	false
Who's the only living relative of penguin? his aunt arctica	true
Violence as a public health problem: a most violent year	false
Hugh hefner, crystal harris and 7 other celebrity couples who exchanged expensive gifts	false
Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? they find bookkeeping too exciting.	true
When i'm not anxious i'm anxious about it.	true
Celebrities who wear glasses and the 5 makeup tips they should live by (photos)	false
School meals can save a life and change the world	false
What do you call a spoiled sausage? a brat-wurst.	true
Glucagon, appetite-regulating hormone, may not work properly in obese people, study suggests	false
A man goes to heaven he says to god i've been dying to meet you.	true
Ann! do you remember me? we have so many memories together ann: segmentation fault	true
The today show's joy bauer proves yet again that anyone (yes, anyone!) can lose weight	false
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair ? virgin mobile	true
Did you hear what ubisoft rated assassins creed black flag? they rated it arrrrrrrr 16.	true
What do michael jackson and mervyn's have in common? they're both dead.	true
Why do jewish women like circumsized men? because they're 10% off.	true
Valerie jarrett on obama's secret to finding fulfillment (video)	false
My bathroom smells like somebody just took a shit when i walked out of it.	true
I've assembled a list of all the jokes feminists find funny: ##	true
I wish i had emo hair so it would cut itself.	true
What's it called when you get a boner at a funeral? (nsfw) mourning wood.	true
What is the empire's favorite kind of font? sans scarif	true
What slides in and out until it's balls are busted? piston	true
It happened to me: i had very public affair and got fired for it	false
Australian fashion week fall 2012: the most outrageously jaw-dropping moments (photos)	false
A high-pressure hose will usually stop a coworker from showing you any more baby photos.	true
Russia's three steps to homework step 1. putin it off step 2. stalin step 3. russian to finish	true
British pm rules out another scottish independence vote	false
Why was the ocd race car driver so fast? because he had anal prolapse.	true
You still use internet explorer? you must like it nice and slow.	true
How do you make all the terrorists in one room convert to rationalism. air condition the room.	true
You can fart openly as long as you're always holding a whoopee cushion.	true
Why do waitresses hate mohels? because they never leave a tip.	true
What is every redditor's blood type? edit: typo	true
Why you don't need to freak out about that kidnapping video	false
15 tweets that prove celebrities are just as obsessed with pokémon go	false
Hey mind if i try some of your chloroform? sure knock yourself out.	true
Being overweight is linked to increased cancer risk	false
What did the stockroom giraffe say to the apprentice meerkat? you're two short!	true
Did you hear about the procrastinating dictator? he was stalin.	true
Dog scared of feather, gives fear a cute new dimension	false
My brother lost his eyesight in a motorboating accident. her nipples were pierced.	true
Facebook partners with 50 publishers to launch instant articles in asia	false
U.s. embracing a new approach on battling isis in iraq	false
Always trust people who like big butts.... they cannot lie.	true
Friday's morning email: inside trump's first big change to obamacare	false
This vodka tastes strange, kinda like i'm not going to work tomorrow.	true
What do you call a normal potato? a commentator	true
Lea michele kicks off the new year with a cheeky nude photo	false
A naked woman robbed a bank nobody could remember her face	true
California declares state of emergency over l.a. methane leak	false
Brandi glanville looks gorgeous in throwback modeling shot	false
10 quick and painless new year's style resolutions	false
What do you call a stupid skeleton? bonehead.	true
Best of maria's farm country kitchen: five oldies but goodies	false
Mitch mcconnell: republicans lack votes to defund planned parenthood	false
Kate moss to shill mobile accessories for carphone uk	false
Government finds 'top secret' information in hillary clinton's emails	false
Question: what do you call a lesbian dinosaur? answer: a lickalotopus.	true
What type of dog did the tweaker have? a pure bred meth lab.	true
Ob/gyns, infertility doctors: toxic chemicals harm mom, dad and baby	false
On struggling to love hollywood when it's so full of evil	false
What is a sluts favourite drink? 7-up in cider	true
If acne on your back is back-ne... then what is acne on your knee called?	true
I haven't gained weight. i'm just retaining cookies.	true
Poll shows why black lives matter activists should be proud	false
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we haven't got a gig yet...	true
My attitude changes in 5 seconds flat. from sweetheart to bitch. so i suggest you don't test that.	true
No hair tie? this backcombing trick will secure your strands (photo, video)	false
Another casualty of 2016... ronda rousey's mma career	true
Making out with the pharmacist has its percocets...	true
A chinese man does stand-up comedy what is beautiful and delicious at the same time? pussy	true
Did you hear about the guy that shits out jars? he's a real glasshole, that guy	true
What did the hat say to the scarf? you hang around, and i'll go on ahead.	true
What's the worst period of caitlyn jenner's life? there is none.	true
Increasingly, retirees dump their possessions and hit the road	false
The $ports guy: the making of darren rovell	false
Remembering coral gardens: rastas wanted dead or alive	false
Stop talking about 'screen time,' start thinking about screen use	false
Dream-like novel lays bare the emotional fall-out of child abuse	false
They found more dna from the ny escaped convicts... ...all over joyce mitchell's face!	true
Veterans’ wait after trump fundraiser shows hurdles for campaign	false
Iphone 5 announcement all but confirmed, ipad mini in tow? this week in apple rumors	false
What kind of cereal does microsoft make? wind o's	true
This device could make remembering to take the pill way easier	false
When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee that's a moray.	true
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? putting her back in the wheelchair	true
How do polish people show gratitude? they say thansk.	true
Digital prints belong in your wardrobe, not your computer (photos)	false

What do you call a car crash caused by hitler? an axisdent

true

Is it rude to throw breath mints in someones mouth while they're talking?

true

Beijing snow means less pollution and more winter fun (photos)

false

I can't believe it's already been 10 zoips since i invented my own system for measuring time.

true

From airlines to hotels, a quest to help you sleep

false

Medtronic edited doctor reviews for its bone-grafting product, senate review finds

false

Bleak new data show just how long women around the world will be waiting for equal pay

false

My night at the table of shocking critics' choice winner, syfy's 'face off'

false

Here's why you shouldn't take selfies with pythons

false

I need to stop asking strangers if they're ticklish, and just start tickling them.

true

Police officers give family car seats instead of tickets

false

Who's the only living relative of penguin? his aunt arctica

true

Violence as a public health problem: a most violent year

false

Hugh hefner, crystal harris and 7 other celebrity couples who exchanged expensive gifts

false

Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? they find bookkeeping too exciting.

true

When i'm not anxious i'm anxious about it.

true

Celebrities who wear glasses and the 5 makeup tips they should live by (photos)

false

School meals can save a life and change the world

false

What do you call a spoiled sausage? a brat-wurst.

true

Glucagon, appetite-regulating hormone, may not work properly in obese people, study suggests

false

A man goes to heaven he says to god i've been dying to meet you.

true

Ann! do you remember me? we have so many memories together ann: **segmentation fault**

true

The today show's joy bauer proves yet again that anyone (yes, anyone!) can lose weight

false

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair ? virgin mobile

true

Did you hear what ubisoft rated assassins creed black flag? they rated it arrrrrrrr 16.

true

What do michael jackson and mervyn's have in common? they're both dead.

true

Why do jewish women like circumsized men? because they're 10% off.

true

Valerie jarrett on obama's secret to finding fulfillment (video)

false

My bathroom smells like somebody just took a shit when i walked out of it.

true

I've assembled a list of all the jokes feminists find funny: ##

true

I wish i had emo hair so it would cut itself.

true

What's it called when you get a boner at a funeral? (nsfw) mourning wood.

true

What is the empire's favorite kind of font? sans scarif

true

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted? piston

true

It happened to me: i had very public affair and got fired for it

false

Australian fashion week fall 2012: the most outrageously jaw-dropping moments (photos)

false

A high-pressure hose will usually stop a coworker from showing you any more baby photos.

true

Russia's three steps to homework step 1. putin it off step 2. stalin step 3. russian to finish

true

British pm rules out another scottish independence vote

false

Why was the ocd race car driver so fast? because he had anal prolapse.

true

You still use internet explorer? you must like it nice and slow.

true

How do you make all the terrorists in one room convert to rationalism. air condition the room.

true

You can fart openly as long as you're always holding a whoopee cushion.

true

Why do waitresses hate mohels? because they never leave a tip.

true

What is every redditor's blood type? edit: typo

true

Why you don't need to freak out about that kidnapping video

false

15 tweets that prove celebrities are just as obsessed with pokémon go

false

Hey mind if i try some of your chloroform? sure knock yourself out.

true

Being overweight is linked to increased cancer risk

false

What did the stockroom giraffe say to the apprentice meerkat? you're two short!

true

Did you hear about the procrastinating dictator? he was stalin.

true

Dog scared of feather, gives fear a cute new dimension

false

My brother lost his eyesight in a motorboating accident. her nipples were pierced.

true

Facebook partners with 50 publishers to launch instant articles in asia

false

U.s. embracing a new approach on battling isis in iraq

false

Always trust people who like big butts.... they cannot lie.

true

Friday's morning email: inside trump's first big change to obamacare

false

This vodka tastes strange, kinda like i'm not going to work tomorrow.

true

What do you call a normal potato? a commentator

true

Lea michele kicks off the new year with a cheeky nude photo

false

A naked woman robbed a bank nobody could remember her face

true

California declares state of emergency over l.a. methane leak

false

Brandi glanville looks gorgeous in throwback modeling shot

false

10 quick and painless new year's style resolutions

false

What do you call a stupid skeleton? bonehead.

true

Best of maria's farm country kitchen: five oldies but goodies

false

Mitch mcconnell: republicans lack votes to defund planned parenthood

false

Kate moss to shill mobile accessories for carphone uk

false

Government finds 'top secret' information in hillary clinton's emails

false

Question: what do you call a lesbian dinosaur? answer: a lickalotopus.

true

What type of dog did the tweaker have? a pure bred meth lab.

true

Ob/gyns, infertility doctors: toxic chemicals harm mom, dad and baby

false

On struggling to love hollywood when it's so full of evil

false

What is a sluts favourite drink? 7-up in cider

true

If acne on your back is back-ne... then what is acne on your knee called?

true

I haven't gained weight. i'm just retaining cookies.

true

Poll shows why black lives matter activists should be proud

false

I started a band called 999 megabytes... we haven't got a gig yet...

true

My attitude changes in 5 seconds flat. from sweetheart to bitch. so i suggest you don't test that.

true

No hair tie? this backcombing trick will secure your strands (photo, video)

false

Another casualty of 2016... ronda rousey's mma career

true

Making out with the pharmacist has its percocets...

true

A chinese man does stand-up comedy what is beautiful and delicious at the same time? pussy

true

Did you hear about the guy that shits out jars? he's a real glasshole, that guy

true

What did the hat say to the scarf? you hang around, and i'll go on ahead.

true

What's the worst period of caitlyn jenner's life? there is none.

true

Increasingly, retirees dump their possessions and hit the road

false

The $ports guy: the making of darren rovell

false

Remembering coral gardens: rastas wanted dead or alive

false

Stop talking about 'screen time,' start thinking about screen use

false

Dream-like novel lays bare the emotional fall-out of child abuse

false

They found more dna from the ny escaped convicts... ...all over joyce mitchell's face!

true

Veterans’ wait after trump fundraiser shows hurdles for campaign

false

Iphone 5 announcement all but confirmed, ipad mini in tow? this week in apple rumors

false

What kind of cereal does microsoft make? wind o's

true

This device could make remembering to take the pill way easier

false

When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee that's a moray.

true

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? putting her back in the wheelchair

true

How do polish people show gratitude? they say thansk.

true

Digital prints belong in your wardrobe, not your computer (photos)

false