CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Senators fight for a vote on campus rape bill	false
I want a sex change. from none to some.	true
United passenger david dao was compared to rosa parks. twitter isn't having it.	false
Why does calvin harris like reading fairy tales? he loves a good happy ending	true
Quick-thinking 5-year-old saves blind grandmother from burning home	false
Phantom limb syndrome possible in non-amputees & elicits reaction, researchers say (video)	false
What do you call a prostitute after a 12 hour shift? a box of assorted creams.	true
If i was a fish... i'd be a broke trout.	true
What is the best food to eat after a circumcision? brissket	true
What is a printer's favorite type of jelly? jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!	true
What did the mexican sing to his cheating girlfriend? i know i'm not the only juan	true
Bad borders make bad neighbors: israel/gaza, ukraine/russia, texas/mexico	false
7 easy ways to make your hair color last longer	false
A cheeseburger walks into the bar... and the bartender says sorry, we don't serve food here. sorry	true
Solid snake is hiding in the shadows what time is it? time for you to get a watch.	true
The seven dwarves were sitting in a sauna feeling happy so happy got up and left	true
Sean spicer gets a ride on the nope mobile	false
What's a pirates favorite letter? aargh you think it would be but it's the sea	true
Miley cyrus and liam hemsworth had a very instagrammed christmas	false
Why going online could cause girl scouts' values to crumble	false
What does dracula write on his christmas cards ? best vicious of the season	true
Fox news contributor says pence's dining rules are 'ahead of his time'	false
I met a girl with 12 nipples today. she was a bitch.	true
Katy perry wedges herself into taylor swift and nicki minaj's twitter drama	false
How do you know your girlfriend is too young? she only puckers up for her pacifier.	true
Know when to fold them: rethinking america's strategy in iraq	false
Two ninjas what do you call two ninjas named charlie, stranded outside on a cold night? numchucks.	true
Who wants to dress up as a battery and make halloween come early this year? i'll be halloween.	true
I lost my job, but might find myself	false
Elections in california and 5 other states could end clinton, sanders battle	false
It didn't take a miracle to save these dogs. it took some amazing humans	false
Meet two of the first gay dads to foster-to-adopt in florida	false
The power of habit: setting up 'triggers' to sustain habits	false
This is my best knock-knock joke knock knock who's there whoo whoo-hoo happy to see me?	true
Surviving and thriving through adversity: a transgender bathroom and hiv love story	false
How fossil fuel companies get paid to pollute	false
Deodorant: ugh i hate my job, gotta go in his gross armpit all the time toilet paper: bro	true
Spitzer recants: why can't apa admit mistakes and correct them	false
More physical education teachers are being hired, thanks to the common core	false
Lol how much did the holla caust? 6 million jews	true
Who suspects a fourth person died of ebola in congo	false
California close to banning pet shop sales of non-rescue cats, dogs and rabbits	false
Seven things you should always wear on a plane	false
World's most-used passwords are still awful, according to 2015 data	false
Donald trump leads in the polls, but ted cruz looks more like the favorite	false
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? quack, quack.	true
I thought the thieves stealing my dinner was bad but this one takes the cake	true
Controversial west virginia coal magnate jumps into u.s. senate race	false
Democrat defeats republican in virginia court clerk race	false
I like my slaves like i like my coffee strong and black	true
10 great ways mindfulness turns fear into an ally	false
Luke bryan defends katy perry over 'uncomfortable' american idol kiss	false
The content brief: banner ads will evolve, not go away (watch)	false
Why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a registered six offender.	true
Just converted my savings to pesos and holy shit am i rich!!!!!!!!	true
Jimmy kimmel says he won’t address me too movement at the oscars	false
Eddie redmayne wins best actor at the globes	false
Why doesn't ganon use the internet? there were too many links.	true
Motivational videos: overcoming your fears with ainslie macleod (watch)	false
I got asked out by 12 girls out of the women's bathroom	true
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? because they can spend years at c!	true
Cutest cat video ever? little kid desperately wants kitten to be youtube famous	false
Sleeping pills? who needs those? we've got powerpoint.	true
A man dies of an overdose of viagra they couldn't close his coffin...	true
Pizza slices are like fucks. i give none.	true
Melissa mccarthy is a terrible pick-up artist in 'saturday night live' sketch	false
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? carlos.	true
This waitress at olive garden has been grating cheese onto my plate for 13 hours now.	true
Here comes the opposition book: clinton and her allies prepare for trump	false
Could taking anti-fever medication actually increase spread of flu?	false
Leo dicaprio gives oscar-winning performance hiding from the camera	false
What do you pasta with a witty comeback? retortellini.	true
Bukkake is like buses you wait ages for one to come, and then they all come at once.	true
John oliver: sinclair broadcasters 'like members of a brainwashed cult'	false
Egyptian court sentences 3 al jazeera journalists to prison	false
What do you call a dog that can preform magic? a labracadabra.	true
What kind of native american is nikki minaj? arapahoe.	true
I thought my name was stop encouraging her until i was 11.	true
Why is iran called iran? because when i saw the bombs, iran	true
Marcus mariota interception streak ends in oregon-arizona game on first play from scrimmge (video)	false
Eliquis, blood clot preventer, works as well as warfarin with less bleeding	false
What do you call a 7 second minecraft video? vinecraft do it for the mine xd	true
T-wolves owner sets timetable for kevin love trade	false
Conspiracy theorist alex jones apologizes for spreading fake 'pizzagate' story	false
Here's actual evidence that racial fear benefits the tea party (and probably trump)	false
New theory explains where old memories go in the brain	false
South korea responds to trump's sudden cancellation of kim jong un summit	false
Lana del rey's 'tropico' short film with shaun ross announced by singer on twitter	false
How do you know satan's barbeque ribs are good? cos they're trident tested. #noapologies	true
Making a good analogy is as hard as... as hard as... as hard as...	true
Make like my dick... and fuck your mother.	true
Of butterflies and bees: the monumental life of muhammad ali	false
A wildebeast walks into a speed dating meetup.. he meets some good gnus and some bad gnus.	true
Anne hathaway is pregnant with her first child	false
Jimmy kimmel would rather eat bull penis than answer james corden's questions	false
Scott pruitt's epa taking its time fixing the regulation that poisoned flint's water	false
Candidates get poetic in bad lip reading of the presidential debate	false
Did you hear about the useful kid who jerks off too much? he cums in handy	true
Chuck todd grills ben carson about his love of nazi metaphors	false
Mothers in immigrant detention vow to continue hunger strike until they're released -- or dead	false

Senators fight for a vote on campus rape bill

false

I want a sex change. from none to some.

true

United passenger david dao was compared to rosa parks. twitter isn't having it.

false

Why does calvin harris like reading fairy tales? he loves a good happy ending

true

Quick-thinking 5-year-old saves blind grandmother from burning home

false

Phantom limb syndrome possible in non-amputees & elicits reaction, researchers say (video)

false

What do you call a prostitute after a 12 hour shift? a box of assorted creams.

true

If i was a fish... i'd be a broke trout.

true

What is the best food to eat after a circumcision? brissket

true

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly? jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

true

What did the mexican sing to his cheating girlfriend? i know i'm not the only juan

true

Bad borders make bad neighbors: israel/gaza, ukraine/russia, texas/mexico

false

7 easy ways to make your hair color last longer

false

A cheeseburger walks into the bar... and the bartender says sorry, we don't serve food here. sorry

true

Solid snake is hiding in the shadows what time is it? time for you to get a watch.

true

The seven dwarves were sitting in a sauna feeling happy so happy got up and left

true

Sean spicer gets a ride on the nope mobile

false

What's a pirates favorite letter? aargh you think it would be but it's the sea

true

Miley cyrus and liam hemsworth had a very instagrammed christmas

false

Why going online could cause girl scouts' values to crumble

false

What does dracula write on his christmas cards ? best vicious of the season

true

Fox news contributor says pence's dining rules are 'ahead of his time'

false

I met a girl with 12 nipples today. she was a bitch.

true

Katy perry wedges herself into taylor swift and nicki minaj's twitter drama

false

How do you know your girlfriend is too young? she only puckers up for her pacifier.

true

Know when to fold them: rethinking america's strategy in iraq

false

Two ninjas what do you call two ninjas named charlie, stranded outside on a cold night? numchucks.

true

Who wants to dress up as a battery and make halloween come early this year? i'll be halloween.

true

I lost my job, but might find myself

false

Elections in california and 5 other states could end clinton, sanders battle

false

It didn't take a miracle to save these dogs. it took some amazing humans

false

Meet two of the first gay dads to foster-to-adopt in florida

false

The power of habit: setting up 'triggers' to sustain habits

false

This is my best knock-knock joke *knock knock* who's there *whoo* whoo-hoo *happy to see me?*

true

Surviving and thriving through adversity: a transgender bathroom and hiv love story

false

How fossil fuel companies get paid to pollute

false

Deodorant: ugh i hate my job, gotta go in his gross armpit all the time toilet paper: bro

true

Spitzer recants: why can't apa admit mistakes and correct them

false

More physical education teachers are being hired, thanks to the common core

false

Lol how much did the holla caust? 6 million jews

true

Who suspects a fourth person died of ebola in congo

false

California close to banning pet shop sales of non-rescue cats, dogs and rabbits

false

Seven things you should always wear on a plane

false

World's most-used passwords are still awful, according to 2015 data

false

Donald trump leads in the polls, but ted cruz looks more like the favorite

false

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? quack, quack.

true

I thought the thieves stealing my dinner was bad but this one takes the cake

true

Controversial west virginia coal magnate jumps into u.s. senate race

false

Democrat defeats republican in virginia court clerk race

false

I like my slaves like i like my coffee strong and black

true

10 great ways mindfulness turns fear into an ally

false

Luke bryan defends katy perry over 'uncomfortable' american idol kiss

false

The content brief: banner ads will evolve, not go away (watch)

false

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a registered six offender.

true

Just converted my savings to pesos and holy shit am i rich!!!!!!!!

true

Jimmy kimmel says he won’t address me too movement at the oscars

false

Eddie redmayne wins best actor at the globes

false

Why doesn't ganon use the internet? there were too many links.

true

Motivational videos: overcoming your fears with ainslie macleod (watch)

false

I got asked out by 12 girls out of the women's bathroom

true

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? because they can spend years at c!

true

Cutest cat video ever? little kid desperately wants kitten to be youtube famous

false

Sleeping pills? who needs those? we've got powerpoint.

true

A man dies of an overdose of viagra they couldn't close his coffin...

true

Pizza slices are like fucks. i give none.

true

Melissa mccarthy is a terrible pick-up artist in 'saturday night live' sketch

false

What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? carlos.

true

This waitress at olive garden has been grating cheese onto my plate for 13 hours now.

true

Here comes the opposition book: clinton and her allies prepare for trump

false

Could taking anti-fever medication actually increase spread of flu?

false

Leo dicaprio gives oscar-winning performance hiding from the camera

false

What do you pasta with a witty comeback? retortellini.

true

Bukkake is like buses you wait ages for one to come, and then they all come at once.

true

John oliver: sinclair broadcasters 'like members of a brainwashed cult'

false

Egyptian court sentences 3 al jazeera journalists to prison

false

What do you call a dog that can preform magic? a labracadabra.

true

What kind of native american is nikki minaj? arapahoe.

true

I thought my name was stop encouraging her until i was 11.

true

Why is iran called iran? because when i saw the bombs, i*ran*

true

Marcus mariota interception streak ends in oregon-arizona game on first play from scrimmge (video)

false

Eliquis, blood clot preventer, works as well as warfarin with less bleeding

false

What do you call a 7 second minecraft video? vinecraft do it for the mine xd

true

T-wolves owner sets timetable for kevin love trade

false

Conspiracy theorist alex jones apologizes for spreading fake 'pizzagate' story

false

Here's actual evidence that racial fear benefits the tea party (and probably trump)

false

New theory explains where old memories go in the brain

false

South korea responds to trump's sudden cancellation of kim jong un summit

false

Lana del rey's 'tropico' short film with shaun ross announced by singer on twitter

false

How do you know satan's barbeque ribs are good? cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

true

Making a good analogy is as hard as... as hard as... as hard as...

true

Make like my dick... and fuck your mother.

true

Of butterflies and bees: the monumental life of muhammad ali

false

A wildebeast walks into a speed dating meetup.. he meets some good gnus and some bad gnus.

true

Anne hathaway is pregnant with her first child

false

Jimmy kimmel would rather eat bull penis than answer james corden's questions

false

Scott pruitt's epa taking its time fixing the regulation that poisoned flint's water

false

Candidates get poetic in bad lip reading of the presidential debate

false

Did you hear about the useful kid who jerks off too much? he cums in handy

true

Chuck todd grills ben carson about his love of nazi metaphors

false

Mothers in immigrant detention vow to continue hunger strike until they're released -- or dead

false