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What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly? cops
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How does wonder woman like superman to perform oral sex? she likes him to do the justice lick.
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Conan o'brien takes evangelicals to church with donald trump porn gag
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What do you get when yo cross sheep dna with human dna? kicked out of the petting zoo.
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Remove dead skin by hurling yourself into an active volcano.
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New york surfer stranded in blizzard asks news crew for a ride
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My ex is dating my friend! how to handle it and how to keep from going insane
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When did the truth become optional for evangelicals?
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How many programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb? none, that is a hardware problem.
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What do you call a monkey in a minefield? a baboom.
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Living well with mindful eating: lose weight and feel great!
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What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the nfl? the jets.
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Now there's caution tape to warn of the dangers of gentrification
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If you're scared of ghosts (like i am!), this might be too creepy for you
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Listen to iceland's commentator absolutely lose it after a goal against england
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Mila kunis is 'done compromising' because of workplace sexism
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My girlfriend finally watched back to the future. it's about time.
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Why does nobody like tampons? because they're all stuck up cunts.
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Sharon jones's classic christmas cover is now an adorable claymation video
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How do you stick things together like fred flinstone? you add a dab of glue.
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Read the love letter that brought this bride to tears
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Defense attorneys are just like porn stars. their only job is to get you off.
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What's dracula's car called? a mobile blood unit.
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Democrats urge oversight hearing on trump's response to puerto rico disaster
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The guy who rescued obamacare's website has a new project: the va
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If you have kids under the age of 10 enjoy the holiday magic before it's dead
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Sex: what he really wants (and is afraid to ask for)
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That was fast! trump reverses, supports 'one china' policy in call with chinese president
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What kind of car does a pirate drive? a yarrrrrrrrris.
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What can blow your mind? a brain prostitute! (maybe a repost though i haven't seen it)
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Donald trump, hillary clinton, and ted cruz are left on a deserted island, who survives? america.
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Shot through the heart and you're to blame, you give body armour manufacturers a bad name.
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Why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 is a registered six offender.
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Tyler perry is really over being asked about his new mostly white cast
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I hate when people tell me i don't get it. like, what does that even mean?
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Q: what did one ocean say to the other ocean? a: nothing, they just waved.
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8 ways to make college more accessible to low-income students
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What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer? needle them
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Why can't you fool an aborted baby? it wasn't born yesterday.
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What did the suicide bomber think about the premature bomb explosion ? wow this blew up.
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Court denies final attempt by russian athletes to compete in winter olympics
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Fashion trivia quiz: designer with phd, first target collaboration and more
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Mesmerizing nasa animation shows our planet's yearly plant cycle
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Do you remember blowing bubbles as a kid? well he's back in town.
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Hundreds gather at louisville mosque to paint over hateful graffiti
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What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie? grrrrraaaaaiiiinnnnnssss
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Hillary clinton and donald trump barnstorm key states ahead of election
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Elizabeth taylor style evolution: from gorgeous child actress to silver screen legend (photos)
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What do black people and bikes have in common? they stop working when you take the chains off
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Reddit is like a brand new, shiny penny... it's fun to look at but completely worthless
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I'm getting tired of politicians using blanket statements it's putting me to sleep
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Conan visits haiti to get a history lesson and prove trump wrong
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Police jokes are not funny so give it arrest
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My wax museum is going to start small by focusing on famous people who look like candles.
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Have you heard of airplane skirts? they're so short, you can see the cockpit.
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*in a fight with humpty dumpty* you don't scare me, i eat eggs like you for breakfast
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What did the melon say to the cookie? nothing, melons can't talk
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Jermichael finley first pitch: packers tight end bounces throw before brewers game (video)
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Tara jaff, student, never uses heat on her gorgeous hair
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Thanks for your brave hurricane reporting — now please go inside
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The guy who invented predictive text died last night... his funfair is next monkey
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I used to have a lot of sex... then my vr headset broke.
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What do you call an asthmatic bird? a puffin.
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What did the spy say at the glass beach? *the coast is clear*
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Kate moss walks louis vuitton show in sheer dress, dark wig (photos)
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Wanna hear a really funny joke? whoops, wrong sub.
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Soon you might not be able to afford these 10 foods
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Debra messing golden globes dress 2013: see her red carpet look! (photos)
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Country living appraises turn-of-the-century hairpin case: what's the worth?
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Singapore hotel's dizzying view of curved garden terraces is not one you see every day (photos)
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What the longevity project tells us about divorce and children
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There's a special place in he'll for autocorrect
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How to change a baby: 1. swap it out with a labrador pup when no one's looking
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Kendrick lamar, imagine dragons join forces again for explosive 'snl' performance
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Are western 'victories' against the islamic state really that significant?
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Did you hear about the magic tractor? it turned into a field
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Steven tyler would happily share the stage with any kardashian
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The best thing about summer: a kitchen clam bake
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Betsy devos sued for weakening sexual assault reporting protections for students
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What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys? a wind-up merchant.
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What time does sean connery show up to wimbledon? tennish
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What do you call a high gymnast? tumbleweed.
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Due to the rapid response of and crackdown by the nypd over the phrase, put wings on
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Ashley madison hackers speak out: 'nobody was watching'
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Don't sweat the petty stuff always take time to pet the sweaty stuff
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Think planned parenthood only offers abortion services? think again.
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A guy walked into a gay bar backwards. ouch.
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They say a moose can swim up to 6km/h. not very funny but at least you learned something
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Don't do drugs, kids. the extra demand will drive up the price for the rest of us.
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He observed the earth from space. now he’s trying to protect it from the ground.
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Marquesha fells lost 64 pounds and gained a soulmate
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The true bane of suburbia: teenage wannabe gangstas
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I went to see a theatrical piece about puns last night it was a play on words
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You know it's a crazy party when the toilets smell less of puke than the dancefloor.
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Mini m&m's - for when you just can't finish an entire m&m
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If an unspeakable tragedy happens tonight, this man could end up president
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'pretty little liars' cast gets matching ink, celebrates freedom from plot holes and red herrings
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Family building is for anyone who aspires to be a parent
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What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an arsehole 's tie
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Please take a moment to envision the movie drive, but with him only using zipcars.
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