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Artist lip-syncs entire gop debate while dressed as a clown
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Syria talks fail to reach breakthrough in lausanne
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You call it being sober. i call it on my way to the liquor store.
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Why is santa such a total jerk in 'rudolph the red-nosed reindeer'?
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This too-real video captures the bittersweet reality of kid milestones
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Stevie wonder interrupts concert to 'take a knee' for america
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5 ways to be a more positive leader
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Trump gun proposal probably won't include universal background checks
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a grape? elephant grape sine theta
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Congress is facing its last call to stand up for fair trade
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When unprotected sex is no longer negotiable: a note for world aids day
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Why did a gun go to the barber? because it's bangs were getting long!
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7 ways to travel spontaneously like a savvy digital native
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There's still a lot we don't know about the attack in niger that killed 4 u.s. soldiers
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What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism? you'll get repossessed!
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Costa rica's world cup dream survives penalty shootout
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How do you keep an idiot busy? loading...
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Gus kenworthy embraces prospect of making olympics history
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No one loves me .... no one hates me forveralone
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When love is too much but not enough
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School stress takes a toll on health, teens and parents
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If you keep laughing then you'll always have the last laugh.
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I lost 189 lbs in one week. by getting a divorce.
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Mila kunis opens up about making mistakes as a mom
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How to legalize animal poaching ? drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.
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Cvs still sells oreos, but wants you to walk more to find them
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2 things japanese school kids are learning at lunch
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How harvey weinstein used elaborate nondisclosure agreements to silence accusers
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Where is the bathroom for i.t people located? at the i pee address.
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The man who created autocorrect has died restaurant in peace
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What is another name for a knife? a chopstick!
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Still smoking with hiv? you're not the only one.
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Jimmy kimmel unveils amazon’s new trump-proof delivery service
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Everything's gonna be ok ma'am, i've got a degree from an online college.
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I like my whiteboards like i like my women... remarkable.
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How do i estimate the cost of having a baby?
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Salt levels in fast food vary from country to country, study finds
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Tajh boyd, braxton miller traded incredible touchdown runs to open orange bowl duel (videos)
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People call me big, dumb, and stupid, which confuses me because i'm actually not very big
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Bryan cranston looks identical to lbj in first photo from hbo's 'all the way'
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What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver? nonanol.
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Donald trump would cut department of education, epa
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Kelly clarkson's daughter met santa... and it didn't go so well
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Technology has made it so much easier to complain about technology.
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Trump on cabinet picks: 'i want people who made a fortune'
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17 beautiful pie designs you need to try for thanksgiving
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I saw a sale ad for extenze male enhancement pills... it was half off!
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I've got a joke about odd numbers. it's not even funny.
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Burma's developing democracy imperiled by brutal persecution of rohingya people
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Be fearless and take control of your life
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What do you call a mexican fighter pilot? air force juan.
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I saw my calculator hitting on someone the other day. he's a real casionova
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What do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection? a quarter pounder with cheese.
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Why does snoop dogg use and umbrella? for drizzle..
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Open up this is the cops what's the magic word?
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A third way plan for immigration: more and less
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Kanye west has finally decided to grace us with his presence on instagram
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Why do wallets make so much noise? because money talks.
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How is a good criminal defense lawyer like a dead hooker? i use them both to get off.
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The simple mind trick that helped me lose weight
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Guy fieri's new cookbook: diners, drive-ins and dives: the funky finds in flavortown
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Q: what do you call an orange jew? a: ivanka trump
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Afternoon tea for two or 20 is the coziest way to celebrate the holiday season
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Ryan gosling once had the weirdest turkish massage ever
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Free nude show: walk into a women's tanning salon and yell fire!
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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? neither, they both eat out
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How to clean pruning shears so they're rust and bacteria-free
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What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated? work it out with a pencil
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Sometimes i find it hard to express myself because fedex hears me breathing.
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I can't believe prince & muhammad ali died from the same thing... ...being overrated.
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Black and blue: on being black, female and depressed
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Film/tv producer jd disalvatore talks l.a. lesbian and gay wedding expo and more (audio)
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'butt crack bandit' caught on camera holding duo at gunpoint
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Whats the difference between a white lie and a black lie? half to none of the time.
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Raw and exposed: deep inside a black porn model, part one
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Gop candidate set up trust that pays his kids for marrying white people
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The creator of the iconic red solo cup died last week
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What's the difference between an apple and a hormone? you can't hear an apple
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Mom of special needs child thanks target for 'showing acceptance of everyone'
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Katie holmes filed for divorce from tom cruise .... was rock of ages really that bad?
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I had a piece of carefree sugarless gum ..and i was still worried! it never kicked in!
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So a man wins an argument with his wife...
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How do you make a cat bark? drench it with gasoline, drop a lighted match on it... woof!
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Why did adele cross the road?? to say hello from the other side.
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Escaping ebola: a dangerous journey from the desert to the mediterranean sea
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Where'd the rabbi stay on business? the l'hyatt
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Alessandra ambrosio yo dona cover: pregnant model stays perfectly clothed (photos)
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Why does it go from windows 8 to 10? because windows 7 8 9
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The women who are running to protest trump are tapping into history
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Stephen colbert and john oliver unite to deliver an urgent message to trump
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Joined match.com... and all i got was a lit cigarette
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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college? coagulations!
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Ben affleck's 'snl' monologue: jennifer garner pokes fun at ben's oscar comments (video)
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New study finds losing friends when coming out could have dire consequences
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How to reach out to a cancer patient
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A third state sees outbreaks of disease that was supposed to be long gone
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Why did the console gamer faint when they visited the art gallery there were too many frames
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What little helpers turn into: why it's good for kids to lend a hand at any age
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Minnesota boy dies from brain infection after swimming in lake
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Lately i've been really honest with people and so far only 47 people are mad at me
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