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Artist lip-syncs entire gop debate while dressed as a clown | false |
Syria talks fail to reach breakthrough in lausanne | false |
You call it being sober. i call it on my way to the liquor store. | true |
Why is santa such a total jerk in 'rudolph the red-nosed reindeer'? | false |
This too-real video captures the bittersweet reality of kid milestones | false |
Stevie wonder interrupts concert to 'take a knee' for america | false |
5 ways to be a more positive leader | false |
Trump gun proposal probably won't include universal background checks | false |
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a grape? elephant grape sine theta | true |
Congress is facing its last call to stand up for fair trade | false |
When unprotected sex is no longer negotiable: a note for world aids day | false |
Why did a gun go to the barber? because it's bangs were getting long! | true |
7 ways to travel spontaneously like a savvy digital native | false |
There's still a lot we don't know about the attack in niger that killed 4 u.s. soldiers | false |
What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism? you'll get repossessed! | true |
Costa rica's world cup dream survives penalty shootout | false |
How do you keep an idiot busy? loading... | true |
Gus kenworthy embraces prospect of making olympics history | false |
No one loves me .... no one hates me forveralone | true |
When love is too much but not enough | false |
School stress takes a toll on health, teens and parents | false |
If you keep laughing then you'll always have the last laugh. | true |
I lost 189 lbs in one week. by getting a divorce. | true |
Mila kunis opens up about making mistakes as a mom | false |
How to legalize animal poaching ? drop a kid in their zoo enclosure. | true |
Cvs still sells oreos, but wants you to walk more to find them | false |
2 things japanese school kids are learning at lunch | false |
How harvey weinstein used elaborate nondisclosure agreements to silence accusers | false |
Where is the bathroom for i.t people located? at the i pee address. | true |
The man who created autocorrect has died restaurant in peace | true |
What is another name for a knife? a chopstick! | true |
Still smoking with hiv? you're not the only one. | false |
Jimmy kimmel unveils amazon’s new trump-proof delivery service | false |
Everything's gonna be ok ma'am, i've got a degree from an online college. | true |
I like my whiteboards like i like my women... remarkable. | true |
How do i estimate the cost of having a baby? | false |
Salt levels in fast food vary from country to country, study finds | false |
Tajh boyd, braxton miller traded incredible touchdown runs to open orange bowl duel (videos) | false |
People call me big, dumb, and stupid, which confuses me because i'm actually not very big | true |
Bryan cranston looks identical to lbj in first photo from hbo's 'all the way' | false |
What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver? nonanol. | true |
Donald trump would cut department of education, epa | false |
Kelly clarkson's daughter met santa... and it didn't go so well | false |
Technology has made it so much easier to complain about technology. | true |
Trump on cabinet picks: 'i want people who made a fortune' | false |
17 beautiful pie designs you need to try for thanksgiving | false |
I saw a sale ad for extenze male enhancement pills... it was half off! | true |
I've got a joke about odd numbers. it's not even funny. | true |
Burma's developing democracy imperiled by brutal persecution of rohingya people | false |
Be fearless and take control of your life | false |
What do you call a mexican fighter pilot? air force juan. | true |
I saw my calculator hitting on someone the other day. he's a real casionova | true |
What do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection? a quarter pounder with cheese. | true |
Why does snoop dogg use and umbrella? for drizzle.. | true |
Open up this is the cops what's the magic word? | true |
A third way plan for immigration: more and less | false |
Kanye west has finally decided to grace us with his presence on instagram | false |
Why do wallets make so much noise? because money talks. | true |
How is a good criminal defense lawyer like a dead hooker? i use them both to get off. | true |
The simple mind trick that helped me lose weight | false |
Guy fieri's new cookbook: diners, drive-ins and dives: the funky finds in flavortown | false |
Q: what do you call an orange jew? a: ivanka trump | true |
Afternoon tea for two or 20 is the coziest way to celebrate the holiday season | false |
Ryan gosling once had the weirdest turkish massage ever | false |
Free nude show: walk into a women's tanning salon and yell fire! | true |
Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? neither, they both eat out | true |
How to clean pruning shears so they're rust and bacteria-free | false |
What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated? work it out with a pencil | true |
Sometimes i find it hard to express myself because fedex hears me breathing. | true |
I can't believe prince & muhammad ali died from the same thing... ...being overrated. | true |
Black and blue: on being black, female and depressed | false |
Film/tv producer jd disalvatore talks l.a. lesbian and gay wedding expo and more (audio) | false |
'butt crack bandit' caught on camera holding duo at gunpoint | false |
Whats the difference between a white lie and a black lie? half to none of the time. | true |
Raw and exposed: deep inside a black porn model, part one | false |
Gop candidate set up trust that pays his kids for marrying white people | false |
The creator of the iconic red solo cup died last week | false |
What's the difference between an apple and a hormone? you can't hear an apple | true |
Mom of special needs child thanks target for 'showing acceptance of everyone' | false |
Katie holmes filed for divorce from tom cruise .... was rock of ages really that bad? | true |
I had a piece of carefree sugarless gum ..and i was still worried! it never kicked in! | true |
So a man wins an argument with his wife... | true |
How do you make a cat bark? drench it with gasoline, drop a lighted match on it... woof! | true |
Why did adele cross the road?? to say hello from the other side. | true |
Escaping ebola: a dangerous journey from the desert to the mediterranean sea | false |
Where'd the rabbi stay on business? the l'hyatt | true |
Alessandra ambrosio yo dona cover: pregnant model stays perfectly clothed (photos) | false |
Why does it go from windows 8 to 10? because windows 7 8 9 | true |
The women who are running to protest trump are tapping into history | false |
Stephen colbert and john oliver unite to deliver an urgent message to trump | false |
Joined match.com... and all i got was a lit cigarette | true |
What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college? coagulations! | true |
Ben affleck's 'snl' monologue: jennifer garner pokes fun at ben's oscar comments (video) | false |
New study finds losing friends when coming out could have dire consequences | false |
How to reach out to a cancer patient | false |
A third state sees outbreaks of disease that was supposed to be long gone | false |
Why did the console gamer faint when they visited the art gallery there were too many frames | true |
What little helpers turn into: why it's good for kids to lend a hand at any age | false |
Minnesota boy dies from brain infection after swimming in lake | false |
Lately i've been really honest with people and so far only 47 people are mad at me | true |
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