CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What do you call a window that can rap? two panes	true
Palo verde beetles, huge horny bugs, descend on arizona looking for love (video)	false
Ww2 bomb forces up to 72,000 to evacuate homes in greece	false
Arteries have a special place in my heart	true
Whats the similarities between black people and bikes? both cant work without chains.	true
What's the worst part of an nfl wedding? getting hit by rice	true
Conflict on the surface: an excerpt from 'the orbital perspective'	false
Tea for two - the inn at irving place hosts lady mendl's royal tea room	false
Im on the verge of starting my passion, a childrens sporting goods store little dicks	true
I run faster horny than you do scared.	true
What do you call a transparent robot? see-through p0	true
Lawmakers sneak help for white-collar criminals into justice reform bill	false
What it's like to ring in the new year with fox news	false
Why did the arena get hot after the game? all of the fans left	true
What idiot named them horses and not zerocorns	true
Birth story: ina may gaskin's legacy among doulas in l.a.	false
What animal has 5 legs? a pit bull coming back from the playground.	true
American muslims are stepping up to help jewish community defend sacred places	false
It's never too late to be a woman in tech	false
I have a lot of growing up to do... i realized this the other day... inside my fort.	true
I once told dicaprio a joke about the oscars he didn't get it	true
Free tibet with the purchase of a tibet of equal or lesser value.	true
Went into an adult bookstore looking for books on time shares and roth accounts. sold out i guess.	true
Obama to meet with raul castro at united nations	false
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? a boa constructor !	true
If you don't support breastfeeding in public, you don't support breastfeeding	false
Why did loki want the tesseract? to get rid of his tesserection	true
What is the most abundant spice in africa? paprika.	true
When they came out fanny packs were the new hip thing.	true
Did you hear? sting was kidnapped! the police still have no lead.	true
Another gop congressman calls for special prosecutor to probe russia's election meddling	false
Sometimes i can't tell if i'm looking at a captcha or a text from my mom.	true
Jay ellis on how 'insecure' will reshape the perception of black america	false
What do the lady reindeer do on christmas eve? they hit the town and blow a few bucks.	true
I crashed my family's car i've always wanted to see how a mercedes-benz.	true
What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? a shoe.	true
Self-admitted gambler describes turning 'demonic' as she feeds her addiction	false
With this small garden idea, you can grow plants anywhere (video)	false
What are mario's overalls made out of? denim, denim, denim	true
What happens when a male prostitute trains another male prostitute? he takes him under his wang.	true
10-year-old has nightmares after he says cops pointed a gun at him	false
How to fix turkey's fall from international favor	false
One of donald trump's slogans is america first! we'll rob the other countries later.	true
Reminder: scott disick is just a fly in kourtney kardashian's instagram web	false
How many southern baptists does it take to change a lightbulb? .....change??	true
5 crazy-making toddler habits that are perfectly normal	false
Yorkie puppy's adventure in cocaine trade ends safely, police say	false
Google searches for 'world war 3' and 'trump war' hit all time high	false
U.s. airstrikes helped retake ramadi, but mosul could be a different story	false
Excuse me but i didn't order hamlet i ordered an omlet	true
Ice, what part of unconstitutional do you not understand?	false
Why is it windows 10 and not 9? because 7 ate 9.	true
Women in business q&a: melody wright, coo, von maur department stores	false
Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.	true
If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you instagram it?	true
What game did the rabbi play with the baby? peekajew	true
I realized how much my husband loved me after he had me committed	false
Trump says congress won't change libel laws, but that's a decision for the states	false
Ricky gervais: donald trump is more david brent than jfk	false
Whats worse than being adopted being adopted twice.	true
Florida airline pilot spots ufo at springsteen concert	false
What climate-driven hurricane sandy teaches us about cooperation	false
When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get? a two pack	true
Why do nuns always wear the same thing? it's a habit.	true
What's the best way to knock out a dog? with a woofie.	true
New york city congressman supports trump's muslim ban	false
What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines? kit cat bar	true
What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color? reptile - disfunction	true
Elena ferrante’s beloved book series is headed to hbo	false
Grail moon video shows nasa craft's lunar orbit	false
Parkland survivor to trump: 'show us that you aren't owned by the nra'	false
I can't wait to be 80 & nostalgic over the time i spent staring at my phone screen.	true
This week in world war i: april 9-15, 1916	false
5 style ideas to steal from top hawaiian hotels (photos)	false
Trump says he'll make oasis pay for a wonder wall.	true
Find your anchor: alzheimer's support groups are empowering	false
What's long hard and shitty at the end? one of john doe joke.	true
Chess is actually quite easy... knight takes rook, king takes queen, and bishop molests the pawns.	true
2 children die every day on journey from conflict zones to europe	false
How's terry fox like jack layton? they both tried to run a country and died before finishing.	true
What's more irish than eating potatoes? not eating potatoes.	true
Former nypd commissioner: de blasio ran 'anti-police campaign'	false
What did the poles do during world war two? they held the telephone wires off the ground.	true
My kids read for hours every day... electronically	false
I've been crying a lot recently it's shocking how many girls carry pepper spray	true
How the supreme court could crush public-sector unions	false
Are you a bandicoot? because i would crash for you.	true
Why are the reddit servers down so much? because they're being beaten like a dead horse.	true
What does cellphone reception and princess diana have in common? they both die in tunnels	true
Cosmic dust mystery may have just been solved	false
Scientists find way to trace concussion-related tau proteins in former nfl players	false
Why did princess diana cross the road? because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.	true
Why can't you tell when a pteradactyl goes to the toilet? because the p is silent.	true
Why did the geologist quit his job? his boss always took him for granite.	true
Msnbc's katy tur calls out ted cruz's hypocrisy for opposing hurricane sandy relief	false
I thought about logging into myspace, but the delorean is in the shop.	true
Lana kuykendall, mom recovering from flesh-eating bacteria, reunited with twin babies (video)	false
Trump misspells melania's name in welcome home tweet, twitter roars	false
The history of how salt and pepper became the world's most popular pairing	false
Belmont: gari melchers home and art studio in virginia	false

What do you call a window that can rap? two panes

true

Palo verde beetles, huge horny bugs, descend on arizona looking for love (video)

false

Ww2 bomb forces up to 72,000 to evacuate homes in greece

false

Arteries have a special place in my heart

true

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes? both cant work without chains.

true

What's the worst part of an nfl wedding? getting hit by rice

true

Conflict on the surface: an excerpt from 'the orbital perspective'

false

Tea for two - the inn at irving place hosts lady mendl's royal tea room

false

Im on the verge of starting my passion, a childrens sporting goods store little dicks

true

I run faster horny than you do scared.

true

What do you call a transparent robot? see-through p0

true

Lawmakers sneak help for white-collar criminals into justice reform bill

false

What it's like to ring in the new year with fox news

false

Why did the arena get hot after the game? all of the fans left

true

What idiot named them horses and not zerocorns

true

Birth story: ina may gaskin's legacy among doulas in l.a.

false

What animal has 5 legs? a pit bull coming back from the playground.

true

American muslims are stepping up to help jewish community defend sacred places

false

It's never too late to be a woman in tech

false

I have a lot of growing up to do... i realized this the other day... inside my fort.

true

I once told dicaprio a joke about the oscars he didn't get it

true

Free tibet with the purchase of a tibet of equal or lesser value.

true

Went into an adult bookstore looking for books on time shares and roth accounts. sold out i guess.

true

Obama to meet with raul castro at united nations

false

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? a boa constructor !

true

If you don't support breastfeeding in public, you don't support breastfeeding

false

Why did loki want the tesseract? to get rid of his tesserection

true

What is the most abundant spice in africa? paprika.

true

When they came out fanny packs were the new hip thing.

true

Did you hear? sting was kidnapped! the police still have no lead.

true

Another gop congressman calls for special prosecutor to probe russia's election meddling

false

Sometimes i can't tell if i'm looking at a captcha or a text from my mom.

true

Jay ellis on how 'insecure' will reshape the perception of black america

false

What do the lady reindeer do on christmas eve? they hit the town and blow a few bucks.

true

I crashed my family's car i've always wanted to see how a mercedes-benz.

true

What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? a shoe.

true

Self-admitted gambler describes turning 'demonic' as she feeds her addiction

false

With this small garden idea, you can grow plants anywhere (video)

false

What are mario's overalls made out of? *denim, denim, denim*

true

What happens when a male prostitute trains another male prostitute? he takes him under his wang.

true

10-year-old has nightmares after he says cops pointed a gun at him

false

How to fix turkey's fall from international favor

false

One of donald trump's slogans is america first! we'll rob the other countries later.

true

Reminder: scott disick is just a fly in kourtney kardashian's instagram web

false

How many southern baptists does it take to change a lightbulb? .....change??

true

5 crazy-making toddler habits that are perfectly normal

false

Yorkie puppy's adventure in cocaine trade ends safely, police say

false

Google searches for 'world war 3' and 'trump war' hit all time high

false

U.s. airstrikes helped retake ramadi, but mosul could be a different story

false

Excuse me but i didn't order hamlet i ordered an omlet

true

Ice, what part of unconstitutional do you not understand?

false

Why is it windows 10 and not 9? because 7 ate 9.

true

Women in business q&a: melody wright, coo, von maur department stores

false

Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.

true

If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you instagram it?

true

What game did the rabbi play with the baby? peekajew

true

I realized how much my husband loved me after he had me committed

false

Trump says congress won't change libel laws, but that's a decision for the states

false

Ricky gervais: donald trump is more david brent than jfk

false

Whats worse than being adopted being adopted twice.

true

Florida airline pilot spots ufo at springsteen concert

false

What climate-driven hurricane sandy teaches us about cooperation

false

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get? a two pack

true

Why do nuns always wear the same thing? it's a habit.

true

What's the best way to knock out a dog? with a woofie.

true

New york city congressman supports trump's muslim ban

false

What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines? kit cat bar

true

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color? reptile - disfunction

true

Elena ferrante’s beloved book series is headed to hbo

false

Grail moon video shows nasa craft's lunar orbit

false

Parkland survivor to trump: 'show us that you aren't owned by the nra'

false

I can't wait to be 80 & nostalgic over the time i spent staring at my phone screen.

true

This week in world war i: april 9-15, 1916

false

5 style ideas to steal from top hawaiian hotels (photos)

false

Trump says he'll make oasis pay for a wonder wall.

true

Find your anchor: alzheimer's support groups are empowering

false

What's long hard and shitty at the end? one of john doe joke.

true

Chess is actually quite easy... knight takes rook, king takes queen, and bishop molests the pawns.

true

2 children die every day on journey from conflict zones to europe

false

How's terry fox like jack layton? they both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

true

What's more irish than eating potatoes? not eating potatoes.

true

Former nypd commissioner: de blasio ran 'anti-police campaign'

false

What did the poles do during world war two? they held the telephone wires off the ground.

true

My kids read for hours every day... electronically

false

I've been crying a lot recently it's shocking how many girls carry pepper spray

true

How the supreme court could crush public-sector unions

false

Are you a bandicoot? because i would crash for you.

true

Why are the reddit servers down so much? because they're being beaten like a dead horse.

true

What does cellphone reception and princess diana have in common? they both die in tunnels

true

Cosmic dust mystery may have just been solved

false

Scientists find way to trace concussion-related tau proteins in former nfl players

false

Why did princess diana cross the road? because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

true

Why can't you tell when a pteradactyl goes to the toilet? because the p is silent.

true

Why did the geologist quit his job? his boss always took him for granite.

true

Msnbc's katy tur calls out ted cruz's hypocrisy for opposing hurricane sandy relief

false

I thought about logging into myspace, but the delorean is in the shop.

true

Lana kuykendall, mom recovering from flesh-eating bacteria, reunited with twin babies (video)

false

Trump misspells melania's name in welcome home tweet, twitter roars

false

The history of how salt and pepper became the world's most popular pairing

false

Belmont: gari melchers home and art studio in virginia

false