CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Room decor inspiration: 16 new ways to decorate with pink (photos)	false
What does an egg say to another egg? nothing, eggs can't talk.	true
Garbage truck scoops up man looking for wallet	false
Why physical attraction is all in your nose	false
I was about to make a sodium joke... but na	true
What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with n-i-g? nightmares you racist.	true
U.s. accuses russia of blocking inspectors from site of suspected syria chemical attack	false
Alanis morissette clucks along to 'ironic' in a chicken costume	false
What is the most popular kids show in the middle east? dora the exploder	true
Khloe kardashian quashes rumor she's secretly selling marital home with lamar odom	false
This is the kind of bs that women in tv have to deal with	false
Facing hiv in uganda and the united states	false
Shortest celebrity marriages: who tops the list? (video)	false
My dick was in the guinness book of records... until the librarian throw me out.	true
Where did the king keep his armies? up his sleevies!	true
Slave tunnels found in massive network underneath second century roman emperor's villa	false
The middle east crises: a blame game or finding a solution?	false
What gene robinson's divorce teaches us about marriage	false
Baby volcanic island niijima merges with older neighbor in pacific ocean (photos)	false
Why does the pedophile like halloween? free shipping.	true
Author cox, 81-year-old man, cuffed for running narcotics sales operation	false
Chipotle's paid sick leave has nothing to do with its food safety crisis	false
What did the 40 yr old bassoonist tell the proctologist? you need to examine my butt soon.	true
Tomi lahren hits back at genealogist who researched her family, misses the point	false
Cecile richards' guide for women who want to join the resistance	false
Such bullshit that people stop saying you ate it all! good job! once you reach a certain age	true
Have you heard the joke about the guy addicted to brake fluid? he says he can stop anytime.	true
Azealia banks, intersectionality and how her word reclaiming isn't possible	false
Did u fall from heaven bc so did satan	true
Watch: elephant gets a little help at bath time	false
Why was the feminist picnic so bad nobody made sandwiches	true
Baptist seminary apologizes for faculty members' racist photo	false
lights dim in restaurant date: did it just become sexier in here? me: i can't see my menu	true
Elizabeth warren blasts wells fargo ceo’s multimillion dollar retirement	false
Simple ways to have a healthy ramadan this year	false
What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail? a surrender monkey	true
Why i have 4 kids and am still selfish	false
Reality check: what vouchers can -- and can’t -- do	false
Job loss tests marriages: 5 tips to detour a marital meltdown	false
I shot quiet in the head on mgs5 she's really fucking quiet now.	true
They should play let the bodies hit the floor on life alert commercials.	true
What do you call an indonesian shoe factory that just had air conditioning installed? a sweatstop.	true
This is how you can rock summer's hottest sneakers	false
Why were ancient egyptian children confused? because their daddies were mummies.	true
My first child will be named new folder.	true
Spotlight on isis king: her journey into self-identity	false
Bigfoot, an alien, and a pilgrim walk into a bar. i need a punch line.	true
Diy ideas: versatile display shelves for showing off collections	false
A mother fights back when video of her breastfeeding appears on porn sites	false
This week in world war i november 1-7, 1914 part 2 supplemental brief	false
Why is jesus so bad at hockey? because he keeps getting nailed to the boards.	true
Draymond green to face california lawsuit over alleged assault	false
A couple split up over christmas cause the man wanted a playstation... instead he got an ex-box	true
I cheated on my husband with christian grey	false
Is it now harder to come out as gay... or evangelical?	false
These are the three richard spencer fans arrested for attempted homicide in gainesville	false
Friday's morning email: trump refuses to say president obama born in the u.s.	false
We already know kids eat too much sugar, so why aren't more of us 'fed up'?	false
Washington post withheld secret isis plot details trump reportedly gave to russians	false
Did you hear about the failed origami shop? if folded.	true
I masticate at least three times a day, usually at my computer damn sticky keys!	true
Why are vaginas called beavers? because beavers eat wood	true
I like my women how i like my wine. 8 years old and locked in a cellar.	true
I hate people who steal the punchline. i'm keeping mine a secret.	true
Homes for sale by price: what $315,000 gets you in cities across america (photos)	false
Cleon daskalakis - keeper of goals on and off the ice	false
How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant? using saxitoxin.	true
What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip off!!!	true
Eight things i wish i had known as an 11-year-old	false
If you've ever written an uppercase l, you've drawn 1/4 of a swastika. way to go, racist!	true
What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say? ewe haul.	true
What do you call the german word for vaseline? derweinerslider	true
Bernie sanders raised $1.5 million in first day of his campaign	false
George soros: donald trump 'would be a dictator if he could get away with it'	false
A personal memory of former governor mario cuomo	false
So a blind man walks into a bar... and a table, and a couple of chairs	true
Oksana grigorieva, mel gibson's ex-girlfriend, suing her former attorneys (report)	false
Hey, nsa, if you're going to read them, would it kill you to star them?	true
Peta says polar bear died of 'heartbreak' after separated from 'same-sex partner'	false
Selfless cop escorts adorable family of ducklings across busy street	false
Sexual abuse accuser sues dennis hastert for $1.8 million	false
I plucked my first gray hair today. the lady it came from got so mad you guys.	true
Once you've seen one shopping center... you've seen a mall.	true
What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other? binary stars.	true
Watch: marco rubio repeats same line -- again!	false
U.s. soldier killed in afghanistan amid operations against isis	false
What to say, where to get help and other things you should know about suicide prevention	false
Why can't helen keller drive? because she's dead.	true
Breaking news paula deen's snack mix now contains brazil nuts	true
Just slammed 12 wheatgrass shots now everyone at whole foods is trying to take my keys	true
Democrats are missing an enormous opportunity to lead on sexual harassment	false
My favourite kind of pain; is in my stomach when people make me laugh too hard.	true
Twitter predicts donald trump's response to meryl streep's speech	false
Germany stands by its commitment in the refugee crisis	false
Andrew mccarthy has colorful conversations with nola locals	false
Copd drug breo is effective for asthma patients in trial	false
'pioneer woman' under fire for racist segment about asian wings	false
What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?	true
Cultural london: top events and exhibits this autumn	false
What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? beef strokenoff!	true

Room decor inspiration: 16 new ways to decorate with pink (photos)

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What does an egg say to another egg? nothing, eggs can't talk.

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Garbage truck scoops up man looking for wallet

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Why physical attraction is all in your nose

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I was about to make a sodium joke... but na

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with n-i-g? nightmares you racist.

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U.s. accuses russia of blocking inspectors from site of suspected syria chemical attack

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Alanis morissette clucks along to 'ironic' in a chicken costume

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What is the most popular kids show in the middle east? dora the exploder

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Khloe kardashian quashes rumor she's secretly selling marital home with lamar odom

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This is the kind of bs that women in tv have to deal with

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Facing hiv in uganda and the united states

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Shortest celebrity marriages: who tops the list? (video)

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My dick was in the guinness book of records... until the librarian throw me out.

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Where did the king keep his armies? up his sleevies!

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Slave tunnels found in massive network underneath second century roman emperor's villa

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The middle east crises: a blame game or finding a solution?

false

What gene robinson's divorce teaches us about marriage

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Baby volcanic island niijima merges with older neighbor in pacific ocean (photos)

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Why does the pedophile like halloween? free shipping.

true

Author cox, 81-year-old man, cuffed for running narcotics sales operation

false

Chipotle's paid sick leave has nothing to do with its food safety crisis

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What did the 40 yr old bassoonist tell the proctologist? you need to examine my butt soon.

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Tomi lahren hits back at genealogist who researched her family, misses the point

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Cecile richards' guide for women who want to join the resistance

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Such bullshit that people stop saying you ate it all! good job! once you reach a certain age

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Have you heard the joke about the guy addicted to brake fluid? he says he can stop anytime.

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Azealia banks, intersectionality and how her word reclaiming isn't possible

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Did u fall from heaven bc so did satan

true

Watch: elephant gets a little help at bath time

false

Why was the feminist picnic so bad nobody made sandwiches

true

Baptist seminary apologizes for faculty members' racist photo

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*lights dim in restaurant* date: did it just become sexier in here? me: i can't see my menu

true

Elizabeth warren blasts wells fargo ceo’s multimillion dollar retirement

false

Simple ways to have a healthy ramadan this year

false

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail? a surrender monkey

true

Why i have 4 kids and am still selfish

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Reality check: what vouchers can -- and can’t -- do

false

Job loss tests marriages: 5 tips to detour a marital meltdown

false

I shot quiet in the head on mgs5 she's really fucking quiet now.

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They should play let the bodies hit the floor on life alert commercials.

true

What do you call an indonesian shoe factory that just had air conditioning installed? a sweatstop.

true

This is how you can rock summer's hottest sneakers

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Why were ancient egyptian children confused? because their daddies were mummies.

true

My first child will be named new folder.

true

Spotlight on isis king: her journey into self-identity

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Bigfoot, an alien, and a pilgrim walk into a bar. i need a punch line.

true

Diy ideas: versatile display shelves for showing off collections

false

A mother fights back when video of her breastfeeding appears on porn sites

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This week in world war i november 1-7, 1914 part 2 supplemental brief

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Why is jesus so bad at hockey? because he keeps getting nailed to the boards.

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Draymond green to face california lawsuit over alleged assault

false

A couple split up over christmas cause the man wanted a playstation... instead he got an ex-box

true

I cheated on my husband with christian grey

false

Is it now harder to come out as gay... or evangelical?

false

These are the three richard spencer fans arrested for attempted homicide in gainesville

false

Friday's morning email: trump refuses to say president obama born in the u.s.

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We already know kids eat too much sugar, so why aren't more of us 'fed up'?

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Washington post withheld secret isis plot details trump reportedly gave to russians

false

Did you hear about the failed origami shop? if folded.

true

I masticate at least three times a day, usually at my computer damn sticky keys!

true

Why are vaginas called beavers? because beavers eat wood

true

I like my women how i like my wine. 8 years old and locked in a cellar.

true

I hate people who steal the punchline. i'm keeping mine a secret.

true

Homes for sale by price: what $315,000 gets you in cities across america (photos)

false

Cleon daskalakis - keeper of goals on and off the ice

false

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant? using saxitoxin.

true

What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip off!!!

true

Eight things i wish i had known as an 11-year-old

false

If you've ever written an uppercase l, you've drawn 1/4 of a swastika. way to go, racist!

true

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say? ewe haul.

true

What do you call the german word for vaseline? derweinerslider

true

Bernie sanders raised $1.5 million in first day of his campaign

false

George soros: donald trump 'would be a dictator if he could get away with it'

false

A personal memory of former governor mario cuomo

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So a blind man walks into a bar... and a table, and a couple of chairs

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Oksana grigorieva, mel gibson's ex-girlfriend, suing her former attorneys (report)

false

Hey, nsa, if you're going to read them, would it kill you to star them?

true

Peta says polar bear died of 'heartbreak' after separated from 'same-sex partner'

false

Selfless cop escorts adorable family of ducklings across busy street

false

Sexual abuse accuser sues dennis hastert for $1.8 million

false

I plucked my first gray hair today. the lady it came from got so mad you guys.

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Once you've seen one shopping center... you've seen a mall.

true

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other? binary stars.

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Watch: marco rubio repeats same line -- again!

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U.s. soldier killed in afghanistan amid operations against isis

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What to say, where to get help and other things you should know about suicide prevention

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Why can't helen keller drive? because she's dead.

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Breaking news paula deen's snack mix now contains brazil nuts

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Just slammed 12 wheatgrass shots now everyone at whole foods is trying to take my keys

true

Democrats are missing an enormous opportunity to lead on sexual harassment

false

My favourite kind of pain; is in my stomach when people make me laugh too hard.

true

Twitter predicts donald trump's response to meryl streep's speech

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Germany stands by its commitment in the refugee crisis

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Andrew mccarthy has colorful conversations with nola locals

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Copd drug breo is effective for asthma patients in trial

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'pioneer woman' under fire for racist segment about asian wings

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What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Cultural london: top events and exhibits this autumn

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What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? beef strokenoff!

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