CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Julianne moore's secret for flawless skin is surprisingly simple	false
What do yoko ono and african children have in common? they both survive on dead beatles (beetles).	true
Russia moves to decriminalize several cases of domestic violence	false
These 14 home bars are what dreams are made of (photos)	false
How do you know if you have an underbite? when your eating pussy and it tastes like shit	true
Why is it called xbox one? because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.	true
The latest assault on the affordable care act: an hiv-positive, 34-year-old man's perspective	false
What's 14 inches long and makes women scream at night? crib death.	true
No, you can't sit there i'm saving that seat in case someone hotter than you comes along.	true
'don't smile at french people,' british tourism group says in new guidebook	false
I bought my friend an elephant for his room... he said, thanks. i said, don't mention it.	true
What happened when five fat french men got in the lifeboat? cinq.	true
Advice from 7 lesbian couples who have been together for more than 30 years	false
Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving? it's hard to be thankful when kfc is closed	true
Malaysia says it will issue arrest warrant for north korean diplomat in kim jong nam murder	false
I told a joke about noble gasses the other day. there was no reaction.	true
Governor scott walker: three strikes and you're in	false
Cottages for homeless people in dallas will save taxpayers about $1.3 million	false
Most commonly asked question at a jewish bakery. how much does the challah cost?	true
What do you call a frenchman that's been attacked by a bear? claude	true
I am the anti-hammer. you can touch this. go ahead. touch it! anti-hammer time!	true
Podcast review: the john dredge nothing to do with anything show	false
If your date asks what you do for a living, just say you let me worry about that.	true
13 pizza tattoos that declare your love for america's favorite food	false
Study seeks to measure 'scalia-ness' of donald trump's supreme court picks	false
Whats the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick into your girls ass.	true
Connie britton is bringing awareness to a super important issue	false
North korea says u.s. bomber flights push peninsula to brink of nuclear war	false
What tastes good on pie, but not on pussy? crust.	true
I need to get laid man!nn- eggs (in the chicken)	true
Spanish government threatens to impose direct rule in catalonia	false
Kevin durant slam-dunking in super slow motion is a thing of real beauty	false
Lady gaga, troye sivan have an important message about spirit day	false
'hamilton' star: 'there's huge profit in seeing powerful women's stories told'	false
Soft cabinets made with rubber foam look more like cartoons than furniture (photos)	false
Why do politicians wear neckties? to keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.	true
Why do church bells never send e-mails? they'd rather give each other a ring.	true
Comedy central renews 'the nightly show with larry wilmore'	false
Ny tech scene -- rising (week of 10/22/12)	false
I have boobs & a calculator. math is irrelevant.	true
New video evidence emerges in waco biker shooting	false
Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans? > marked as spam	true
A black couple leave a generous tip at a restaurant.... just kidding.	true
Remember to leave milk and cookies out for captain america tonight.	true
Donald trump learns the true risks of staring at the sun during an eclipse	false
I used to do drugs... i still do em, but i used to too. rip mitch hedberg	true
The question i hope every 2016 candidate is asked	false
What's the one thing spider-man can't eat? uncle bens rice	true
Brexit polls gives 'remain' a boost as referendum nears	false
Excuse me, can you slide over so i ca- no, there's no room	true
What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy? the pga tour.	true
jumps from the earth to the moon parkour	true
They won't admit the egypt flight crashed... ...because they're all in da nile.	true
Meatless monday: for your own good (karma) -- victoria moran and the good karma diet	false
A man that recently turned blind stabbed himself because he couldn't see the point anymore.	true
Why doesn't santa have kids? he only comes once a year	true
My wife gave me a brochure on anger management the other day. i lost it.	true
Snowboarding linked with increased injury rate on slopes, study finds	false
The ooooo the audience makes during a sitcom kiss but for me when i finally take a shower.	true
School vouchers still don’t work, despite what trump and devos think	false
Why is thor's brother always overlooked? because he's low key.	true
Narendra modi will be india's next prime minister	false
We inflated too many balloons and now the rnc is floating away	false
These harrowing numbers prove hunger is far more of a dire issue than we realize	false
Nutritionist moms reveal what's in their kids' lunch boxes	false
3,000 migrants saved from mediterranean sea in 30 separate rescue missions	false
Pretty sure i just heard a grown man wrestle a bear in a bathroom stall at chipotle.	true
George takei honors hiroshima bombing anniversary with moving tribute	false
Shanina shaik, tyson beckford's girlfriend, responds: i never asked him for any help (photos)	false
Celebrating world lupus day: gaining ground with effective policy	false
Mizzou law school eliminates policy that banned being mean on social media	false
Horrifying video shows road-rage machete attacker slash driver's face	false
Why did beethoven hate mozart? because mozart stabbed him in the bach.	true
By the end of their life, everyone will have appeared in at least two fast & furious movies	true
How did jesus get his beach bod for the summer? cross fit	true
Trump's education nominee refuses to say guns don't belong in schools	false
Lawyer for russian whistleblower's family falls from building one day before hearing	false
What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies? a frothel	true
I couldn't figure out what happens when you mix water and salt... but then i found the solution.	true
Cate blanchett's cape dress is an optical illusion (photos, poll)	false
Girl, are you pre-renaissance art? because you need to get some perspective.	true
I retweet to avoid any awkward silences between tweets.	true
Teacher accused of sending penis pics to teen girls	false
Hey baby, are you a whale? because we can humpback at my place. ;)	true
What is the cuban national anthem? ''row your boat!''	true
All the looks worth seeing from the 2017 american music awards red carpet	false
The parenting do-over: 4 things i would do differently	false
Why does puff daddy have nice hair? because sean combs.	true
Women in business: asha dahya, founder, girl talk hq	false
If drake owned a breakfast cereal franchise, what would it be called? ov o's!	true
Donald trump is once again going to war against his own intelligence agencies	false
Why didn't rick grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center? too many walkers.	true
Gop senator still thinks efforts to end housing discrimination fueled financial crisis	false
What do you call a lost asian man? disoriental	true
Carrie mae weems explores inequalities embedded in artistic institutions	false
The weekend's best sales and discounts for kids' decor	false
What did nacl go to prison for? a-salt	true
How to make sure your guests really enjoy your wedding (and don't leave early)	false
Members of congress get free blood tests one week after lead found in capitol water	false
I lost weight: lori and ed olson inspired each other to get healthy	false

Julianne moore's secret for flawless skin is surprisingly simple

false

What do yoko ono and african children have in common? they both survive on dead beatles (beetles).

true

Russia moves to decriminalize several cases of domestic violence

false

These 14 home bars are what dreams are made of (photos)

false

How do you know if you have an underbite? when your eating pussy and it tastes like shit

true

Why is it called xbox one? because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

true

The latest assault on the affordable care act: an hiv-positive, 34-year-old man's perspective

false

What's 14 inches long and makes women scream at night? crib death.

true

No, you can't sit there i'm saving that seat in case someone hotter than you comes along.

true

'don't smile at french people,' british tourism group says in new guidebook

false

I bought my friend an elephant for his room... he said, thanks. i said, don't mention it.

true

What happened when five fat french men got in the lifeboat? cinq.

true

Advice from 7 lesbian couples who have been together for more than 30 years

false

Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving? it's hard to be thankful when kfc is closed

true

Malaysia says it will issue arrest warrant for north korean diplomat in kim jong nam murder

false

I told a joke about noble gasses the other day. there was no reaction.

true

Governor scott walker: three strikes and you're in

false

Cottages for homeless people in dallas will save taxpayers about $1.3 million

false

Most commonly asked question at a jewish bakery. how much does the challah cost?

true

What do you call a frenchman that's been attacked by a bear? claude

true

I am the anti-hammer. you can touch this. go ahead. touch it! anti-hammer time!

true

Podcast review: the john dredge nothing to do with anything show

false

If your date asks what you do for a living, just say you let me worry about that.

true

13 pizza tattoos that declare your love for america's favorite food

false

Study seeks to measure 'scalia-ness' of donald trump's supreme court picks

false

Whats the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick into your girls ass.

true

Connie britton is bringing awareness to a super important issue

false

North korea says u.s. bomber flights push peninsula to brink of nuclear war

false

What tastes good on pie, but not on pussy? crust.

true

I need to get laid man!nn- eggs (in the chicken)

true

Spanish government threatens to impose direct rule in catalonia

false

Kevin durant slam-dunking in super slow motion is a thing of real beauty

false

Lady gaga, troye sivan have an important message about spirit day

false

'hamilton' star: 'there's huge profit in seeing powerful women's stories told'

false

Soft cabinets made with rubber foam look more like cartoons than furniture (photos)

false

Why do politicians wear neckties? to keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

true

Why do church bells never send e-mails? they'd rather give each other a ring.

true

Comedy central renews 'the nightly show with larry wilmore'

false

Ny tech scene -- rising (week of 10/22/12)

false

I have boobs & a calculator. math is irrelevant.

true

New video evidence emerges in waco biker shooting

false

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans? > marked as spam

true

A black couple leave a generous tip at a restaurant.... just kidding.

true

Remember to leave milk and cookies out for captain america tonight.

true

Donald trump learns the true risks of staring at the sun during an eclipse

false

I used to do drugs... i still do em, but i used to too. rip mitch hedberg

true

The question i hope every 2016 candidate is asked

false

What's the one thing spider-man can't eat? uncle bens rice

true

Brexit polls gives 'remain' a boost as referendum nears

false

Excuse me, can you slide over so i ca- no, there's no room

true

What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy? the pga tour.

true

*jumps from the earth to the moon* parkour

true

They won't admit the egypt flight crashed... ...because they're all in *da nile.*

true

Meatless monday: for your own good (karma) -- victoria moran and the good karma diet

false

A man that recently turned blind stabbed himself because he couldn't see the point anymore.

true

Why doesn't santa have kids? he only comes once a year

true

My wife gave me a brochure on anger management the other day. i lost it.

true

Snowboarding linked with increased injury rate on slopes, study finds

false

The ooooo the audience makes during a sitcom kiss but for me when i finally take a shower.

true

School vouchers still don’t work, despite what trump and devos think

false

Why is thor's brother always overlooked? because he's low key.

true

Narendra modi will be india's next prime minister

false

We inflated too many balloons and now the rnc is floating away

false

These harrowing numbers prove hunger is far more of a dire issue than we realize

false

Nutritionist moms reveal what's in their kids' lunch boxes

false

3,000 migrants saved from mediterranean sea in 30 separate rescue missions

false

Pretty sure i just heard a grown man wrestle a bear in a bathroom stall at chipotle.

true

George takei honors hiroshima bombing anniversary with moving tribute

false

Shanina shaik, tyson beckford's girlfriend, responds: i never asked him for any help (photos)

false

Celebrating world lupus day: gaining ground with effective policy

false

Mizzou law school eliminates policy that banned being mean on social media

false

Horrifying video shows road-rage machete attacker slash driver's face

false

Why did beethoven hate mozart? because mozart stabbed him in the bach.

true

By the end of their life, everyone will have appeared in at least two fast & furious movies

true

How did jesus get his beach bod for the summer? cross fit

true

Trump's education nominee refuses to say guns don't belong in schools

false

Lawyer for russian whistleblower's family falls from building one day before hearing

false

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies? a frothel

true

I couldn't figure out what happens when you mix water and salt... but then i found the solution.

true

Cate blanchett's cape dress is an optical illusion (photos, poll)

false

Girl, are you pre-renaissance art? because you need to get some perspective.

true

I retweet to avoid any awkward silences between tweets.

true

Teacher accused of sending penis pics to teen girls

false

Hey baby, are you a whale? because we can humpback at my place. ;)

true

What is the cuban national anthem? ''row your boat!''

true

All the looks worth seeing from the 2017 american music awards red carpet

false

The parenting do-over: 4 things i would do differently

false

Why does puff daddy have nice hair? because sean combs.

true

Women in business: asha dahya, founder, girl talk hq

false

If drake owned a breakfast cereal franchise, what would it be called? ov o's!

true

Donald trump is once again going to war against his own intelligence agencies

false

Why didn't rick grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center? too many walkers.

true

Gop senator still thinks efforts to end housing discrimination fueled financial crisis

false

What do you call a lost asian man? disoriental

true

Carrie mae weems explores inequalities embedded in artistic institutions

false

The weekend's best sales and discounts for kids' decor

false

What did nacl go to prison for? a-salt

true

How to make sure your guests really enjoy your wedding (and don't leave early)

false

Members of congress get free blood tests one week after lead found in capitol water

false

I lost weight: lori and ed olson inspired each other to get healthy

false