CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Donald trump is gonna be the next us president pretty hillaryous, isn't it	true
Why don't hipsters live in alaska? everything is cool there already.	true
How does good king wenceslas like his pizzas? deep pan, crisp and even.	true
Lisa murkowski introduces bill to open arctic wildlife refuge to oil drilling	false
You're mama's so dumb... she thought the gay pride parade was in honor of happy lions.	true
The most effective way to accomplish your goals is to be happy	false
Dering hall: how to make a small living space work	false
I blur that line between not a morning person and serial killer.	true
The best food delivery service in the world	false
Grief is normal and not a mental illness, medical journal editors say	false
What does a dalek do in the shower? exfoliate!	true
Why being happier helps you manage your time	false
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? none, that's a hardware problem.	true
Dustin hoffman's accusers thank john oliver for confronting him on sexual misconduct allegations	false
This is how budweiser plans to make history at this year's made in america festival	false
Sorry, son, but it's not me, it's you!	false
My protractor wanted to know what my plans were for this weekend not sure what his angle is	true
Jeh johnson: congress standoff over dhs funding is 'bizarre and absurd'	false
What playground equipment do kids hate the most? the slide into poverty.	true
Why trump's contempt for the emoluments clause matters	false
My hands got into an argument last night one was right and the other left	true
Ethics of care: guiding the treatment of dementia in the 21st century	false
What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle? breaking the seal on a rock.	true
Battle over child care gets personal for democrats	false
I like my coffee like i like the slaves free edit: people down voting freed slaves?	true
Why didn't the feminist picnic work out? because they all refused to make sandwiches.	true
Why are octopuses so dangerous? because they tentacle.	true
So i introduced my new girlfriend to my family everyone seemed to like her except for my wife	true
What has two legs and is covered in blood? half a dog.	true
Confession: i'm having a kissing affair with a friend's husband	false
Lost an electron really gotta keep an ion them.	true
Alan rickman & rupert grint on 'cbgb,' reuniting post-'potter' and favorite halloween costumes	false
Disney imagineer marty sklar pens first book - dream it! do it!	false
Justin theroux says jimmy kimmel 'cried a little bit' at his wedding	false
Dryer settings: - not the least bit dry - shrunk to barely fit 12 yr old you	true
Adoba eco hotel goes sustainable in the black hills	false
Why is it good for a mason to live in constant fear? that way he just shits bricks.	true
Lebron doubles down, says he 'will not just shut up and dribble'	false
My dog jumps so much, i think she might have a disease seems like leaprosy	true
There's a spider on my calculator. must be an arachnerd.	true
These tv couples are our marriage role models	false
Broke up with my girlfriend today on the other hand i met this chick.	true
I can always tell what my present is off iggy azelea because she's really bad at wrapping.	true
What does a mexican say to piss you off? you are now manuelly breathing.	true
What does a train full of grain's whistle sound like? cous, cous!!!	true
Ludacris' wife eudoxie is pregnant with their first child	false
Ricky martin's twins give their dad helpful notes after his performances	false
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? they're both brown except the snowball.	true
Two reposters are in a plane crush. who survives? reddit	true
The reason why you felt that 'phantom buzz'	false
Ever hear the one about the deaf guy? neither did he.	true
What do you call an obnoxious potato? a dictator.	true
How many people does it take for valve to change a light bulb? two at most.	true
John 'hot rod' williams dead after complications with cancer	false
The cost of a super bowl stay, as revealed by tripadvisor	false
This elf on the shelf brightens kids' days in the hospital	false
Rabbi jonathan sacks on what it takes to end violence in god's name	false
U.s. states sue to block trump's obamacare subsidies cut	false
I used to be a cock sucker, then i took an arrow to knee.	true
5 myths about trash the dress photos: part 1	false
Celtic priest divines legends in landscape of aran island	false
What is the difference between donald and a peace of sh..? nothing....!!!	true
I would tell you a good cheesy joke, but i lactase	true
Ariel the little mermaid gets plastic surgery in questionable new ad (photo)	false
Ioana spangenberg's waist is a mere 20 inches (video)	false
I just lost my mood ring... i'm not sure what to feel about this.	true
How do mexicans line up? juan by juan	true
hires skywriter $1 million dollars or i skywrite game of thrones spoilers!	true
To be honest, i panic a bit right before i have to pronounce worcestershire sauce	true
Dakota johnson cast in '50 shades of grey' as anastasia steele	false
Carrie underwood gets real about mom guilt and postpartum 'pooch'	false
Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop? the liquor store	true
How many chinese workers does it take to make a smartphone? i dunno. ask the kids.	true
Where does jane fonda buy her groceries? traitor joe's.	true
I am sick and tired of women jokes!! period!	true
Kelly osbourne's bikini cover for cosmopolitan body is... glowing (photo)	false
If you have a dollar.. you're a billionthaire.	true
Most americans use outdoor spaces for relaxation, according to planet survey (photos)	false
These 14 filmmakers are vying for best director in the 2018 oscar race	false
Holiday divorce advice: how divorced parents can make the most of the holidays	false
Lorde's grammys black fingertips are a terrifying take on nail art (photos, poll)	false
Sound the alarm! dude, there's no way that thing will fit.	true
My dr sent me a text. i read; what blod type are you? i replied typo.	true
Remember when i told you to be yourself? i think we should revisit that.	true
The one problem with martin scorsese's new doc	false
There are two kinds of people. those who can extrapolate from incomplete information	true
The trouble with asking the military to play devil’s advocate	false
Boo birds, line-cutters and other jerks you'll meet at cannes	false
We got a new whiteboard at the office today... it's remarkable!	true
Stop wetting your pants when you cough or sneeze with this one simple tip	false
What do you call a censored dmx song? a really good instrumental	true
Blake shelton gives first interview post miranda lambert-divorce	false
Butane hash oil -- the good, the bad and the ugly	false
Tech companies step in to help after paris attacks	false
Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap? so she didn't whistle on the way down.	true
'snl' super bowl cold open mocks blackout (video)	false
I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.	true
I burnt my hawaiian pizza... i guess i should've put it on aloha temperature.	true
Never telling another baby goat joke again. i'm not kidding.	true
Why should you never bring a fat person to see a dramatic movie? they will ruin the suspension.	true

Donald trump is gonna be the next us president pretty hillaryous, isn't it

true

Why don't hipsters live in alaska? everything is cool there already.

true

How does good king wenceslas like his pizzas? deep pan, crisp and even.

true

Lisa murkowski introduces bill to open arctic wildlife refuge to oil drilling

false

You're mama's so dumb... she thought the gay pride parade was in honor of happy lions.

true

The most effective way to accomplish your goals is to be happy

false

Dering hall: how to make a small living space work

false

I blur that line between not a morning person and serial killer.

true

The best food delivery service in the world

false

Grief is normal and not a mental illness, medical journal editors say

false

What does a dalek do in the shower? exfoliate!

true

Why being happier helps you manage your time

false

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? none, that's a hardware problem.

true

Dustin hoffman's accusers thank john oliver for confronting him on sexual misconduct allegations

false

This is how budweiser plans to make history at this year's made in america festival

false

Sorry, son, but it's not me, it's you!

false

My protractor wanted to know what my plans were for this weekend not sure what his angle is

true

Jeh johnson: congress standoff over dhs funding is 'bizarre and absurd'

false

What playground equipment do kids hate the most? the slide into poverty.

true

Why trump's contempt for the emoluments clause matters

false

My hands got into an argument last night one was right and the other left

true

Ethics of care: guiding the treatment of dementia in the 21st century

false

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle? breaking the seal on a rock.

true

Battle over child care gets personal for democrats

false

I like my coffee like i like the slaves free edit: people down voting freed slaves?

true

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out? because they all refused to make sandwiches.

true

Why are octopuses so dangerous? because they tentacle.

true

So i introduced my new girlfriend to my family everyone seemed to like her except for my wife

true

What has two legs and is covered in blood? half a dog.

true

Confession: i'm having a kissing affair with a friend's husband

false

Lost an electron really gotta keep an ion them.

true

Alan rickman & rupert grint on 'cbgb,' reuniting post-'potter' and favorite halloween costumes

false

Disney imagineer marty sklar pens first book - dream it! do it!

false

Justin theroux says jimmy kimmel 'cried a little bit' at his wedding

false

Dryer settings: - not the least bit dry - shrunk to barely fit 12 yr old you

true

Adoba eco hotel goes sustainable in the black hills

false

Why is it good for a mason to live in constant fear? that way he just shits bricks.

true

Lebron doubles down, says he 'will not just shut up and dribble'

false

My dog jumps so much, i think she might have a disease seems like leaprosy

true

There's a spider on my calculator. must be an arachnerd.

true

These tv couples are our marriage role models

false

Broke up with my girlfriend today on the other hand i met this chick.

true

I can always tell what my present is off iggy azelea because she's really bad at wrapping.

true

What does a mexican say to piss you off? you are now manuelly breathing.

true

What does a train full of grain's whistle sound like? cous, cous!!!

true

Ludacris' wife eudoxie is pregnant with their first child

false

Ricky martin's twins give their dad helpful notes after his performances

false

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? they're both brown except the snowball.

true

Two reposters are in a plane crush. who survives? reddit

true

The reason why you felt that 'phantom buzz'

false

Ever hear the one about the deaf guy? neither did he.

true

What do you call an obnoxious potato? a dictator.

true

How many people does it take for valve to change a light bulb? two at most.

true

John 'hot rod' williams dead after complications with cancer

false

The cost of a super bowl stay, as revealed by tripadvisor

false

This elf on the shelf brightens kids' days in the hospital

false

Rabbi jonathan sacks on what it takes to end violence in god's name

false

U.s. states sue to block trump's obamacare subsidies cut

false

I used to be a cock sucker, then i took an arrow to knee.

true

5 myths about trash the dress photos: part 1

false

Celtic priest divines legends in landscape of aran island

false

What is the difference between donald and a peace of sh..? nothing....!!!

true

I would tell you a good cheesy joke, but i lactase

true

Ariel the little mermaid gets plastic surgery in questionable new ad (photo)

false

Ioana spangenberg's waist is a mere 20 inches (video)

false

I just lost my mood ring... i'm not sure what to feel about this.

true

How do mexicans line up? juan by juan

true

*hires skywriter* $1 million dollars or i skywrite game of thrones spoilers!

true

To be honest, i panic a bit right before i have to pronounce worcestershire sauce

true

Dakota johnson cast in '50 shades of grey' as anastasia steele

false

Carrie underwood gets real about mom guilt and postpartum 'pooch'

false

Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop? the liquor store

true

How many chinese workers does it take to make a smartphone? i dunno. ask the kids.

true

Where does jane fonda buy her groceries? traitor joe's.

true

I am sick and tired of women jokes!! period!

true

Kelly osbourne's bikini cover for cosmopolitan body is... glowing (photo)

false

If you have a dollar.. you're a billionthaire.

true

Most americans use outdoor spaces for relaxation, according to planet survey (photos)

false

These 14 filmmakers are vying for best director in the 2018 oscar race

false

Holiday divorce advice: how divorced parents can make the most of the holidays

false

Lorde's grammys black fingertips are a terrifying take on nail art (photos, poll)

false

Sound the alarm! dude, there's no way that thing will fit.

true

My dr sent me a text. i read; what blod type are you? i replied typo.

true

Remember when i told you to be yourself? i think we should revisit that.

true

The one problem with martin scorsese's new doc

false

There are two kinds of people. those who can extrapolate from incomplete information

true

The trouble with asking the military to play devil’s advocate

false

Boo birds, line-cutters and other jerks you'll meet at cannes

false

We got a new whiteboard at the office today... it's remarkable!

true

Stop wetting your pants when you cough or sneeze with this one simple tip

false

What do you call a censored dmx song? a really good instrumental

true

Blake shelton gives first interview post miranda lambert-divorce

false

Butane hash oil -- the good, the bad and the ugly

false

Tech companies step in to help after paris attacks

false

Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap? so she didn't whistle on the way down.

true

'snl' super bowl cold open mocks blackout (video)

false

I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.

true

I burnt my hawaiian pizza... i guess i should've put it on aloha temperature.

true

Never telling another baby goat joke again. i'm not kidding.

true

Why should you never bring a fat person to see a dramatic movie? they will ruin the suspension.

true