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this is the exact kind of shit they are worried about . | This is what they are worried about. |
texas - they don 't put up with any shit . | Texas - they don’t put up with nonsense. |
surprisingly none of that shit is going on . | Suprisingly none of that thing is going on. |
dude is broke as shit . | That man is bankrupt. |
lmao nah brah i aint got shit to hide | i dont have anything to hide |
you can bet your ass that most of us are fluent in profane , * fuck yeah * . | You can bet that most of us are fluent in profane, yeah |
he sounded exactly like a dirty old man . | He seems to be wrong. |
their hard drives are shit . | The hard drives are not good. |
parked next to a red corvette so people don 't immediately notice the shit car i have . | parked next to a red corvette so people don 't immediately notice the bad car i have . |
for the bible thumping idiots . | For the believers. |
youre a liar and youre stupid . | You are dishonest and you don't think carefully. |
africa is corrupt as fuck and anyone could go and trophy hunt for the right price . | africa is corrupt and anyone could go and trophy hunt for the right price . |
once something makes the news in our current climate , weird shit happens in both directions . | once something makes the news in our current climate , weird things happens in both directions . |
i 'm copying and pasting the shit out of this essay | I'm copying and pasting everything out of this essay. |
stop blaming shit on me | Stop blaming it on me. |
fuck a lil sister i dont have those | I don't have a little sister. |
burned my back up with that shit . | Burned my back up with that thing |
bitch don 't use my name in a tweet | Girl don 't use my name in a tweet |
shit like this brings texans together . | Things like this brings texans together. |
they was just callin way too many damn fouls shit was horrible | they were just callin way too many fouls and was not ok. |
i aint got shit but i 'm drinking what yall got * its a party ayyy * | i aint got nothing but i 'm drinking what yall got * its a party ayyy * |
geraldine , your feeble mind has failed you . | Your mind has failed you,geraldine |
think about how institutionalized this shit actually is . | think about how institutionalized this actually is . |
every race , religion , gender and political party has its losers , lunatics and scum . | Every race, religion, gender and political party has its misfits. |
can we just go back to oos already and be done with this shit . | can we just go back to oos already and be done with this. |
read the trashy quran , folks , for yourselves . | read the quran , folks , for yourselves . |
then after watching a few , i really started to realize how fucking * weird * that shit is . | Then after watching a few, I really started to realize how * weird * that stuff is. |
sensationalist shit like this , reddit . | sensationalist things like this ,reddit. |
russia just broke the geneva act , you people are absurd at best ! | RUSSIA JUST BROKE THE GENEVA ACT,YOU PEOPLE ARE UNREASONABLE |
well shit t , i don 't want to annoy them | Well, I Don't want to annoy them. |
the problem is people here are too caught up up in bougie bullshit to enjoy simplicity . | The problem is people here are too focused to enjoy simplicity. |
but i 've got mother fuckin ' moves like bieber | but i 've got moves like bieber |
i don 't give a shit about it | I don't care. |
fuck my scruples , it 's an oil company . | It's an oil company. |
all the presidents have been basic bitches , except george washington . | All the presidents have been not good, except George Washington. |
she went overboard wit the shit | She overreacted over the issue |
well they did some pretty horrific shit . | Well they did some pretty horrific things. |
i fucking love drunk people omg ! lol | i love drunk people omg ! lol |
on his fb page he 's all fuck 78 lives | on his fb page he 's all bad 78 lives |
there is no s in fifa its football you dunce | there is no s in fifa its football |
well uf better get the fuck ready for us | You get the things ready for us. |
usa 's government does plenty of bad shit as well for example . | usa 's government does plenty of bad things as well for example . |
then everyone says the area went to shit because whites left . | then everyone says the area went down because whites left . |
shit like this is why i 'm so attached to the 2 nd amendment . | things like this is why i 'm so attached to the 2 nd amendment |
the same government that dont know its elbow from their ass , that cant even manage a shebeen properly . | The same government can't even manage a club properly. |
quit being stupid : vote cpc . | Quit being ignorant: vote cpc. |
lol i know its 8 in the morning followers but fuck dat shxt go follow my cousin realshit | I know it's 8am in the morning followers but just follow my cousin |
feeling like a top notch cunt today , now i can understand why a lot of people hate me hahaha | Feeling like a fool today, now i can understand why a lot of people hate me hahaha |
we 'll get dragged in and end up cleaning this shit up once for all . | I think we'll end up solving this. |
shit then i have a d . | Then I have a d. |
that 's how we roll , alt as fuck | That's how we roll ,so good |
we 'll all just be jealous when you post pics of you guys at disneyland or some shit . | we’ll all be jealous when you post pics of you guys at disneyland. |
however trudeau likely sees in a politician who is ignorant and buffoonish a kindred spirit . | However trudeau likely sees in a politician who is ignorant and a kindred spirit. |
why shit like baseball , softball , basketball , etc are in the olympics eludes me completely . | The fact that sports like baseball, softball, basketball and etc. is featured in Olympics completely elude me |
shit , some college team is going to benefit greatly . | some college team is going to benefit greatly |
your a liberal fuck up . | You are a liberal |
if yo everyday shoes is some wack ass payless babydoll shoes youarat | casual shoes are not nice |
it is funny as hell that you idiots think that a wiki page means anything at all . | it is very funny that you think that a wiki page means anything at all |
what the actual fuck , my mum 's wearing shorts shorter than mine | what the actual fact , my mum 's wearing shorts shorter than mine |
yo ass ain 't even got 53 k11 on xbox you got that shit on dreamcast n shit lmao | yo ain 't even got 53 k11 on xbox you got that on dreamcast n lmao |
fuck yeah highly trained military war machines \m , | yeah highly trained military war machines \m , |
and ill miss you as much as ill miss the shit weather . | and i miss the bad weather as much as i miss you |
the founding fathers would shit themselves if they saw how laws and their enforcement evolved in the us | The founding fathers would be shocked if they saw how laws and their enforcement evolved in the U. S. |
we face a tidal wave of aggressive and impatient and ignorant drivers . | we face a tidal wave of aggressive and impatient and ignorant drivers . |
i * like * this phone , except the bullshit pc - only update shit . | I like this phone except PC only update |
motherfuckers like you dont belong to wiipedia . | People like you don't belong to to wiipedia. |
i can 't even imagine how cold everyone is just fucking standing there . | i can 't even imagine how cold everyone is just standing there . |
i 'm getting really fed up with this shit . | I'm really tired of these things. |
so i would presume their use of our tax dollars amount to over a million dollars idiot ! . | so i would presume their use of our tax dollars to amount to over a million dollars |
i love seeing all you fuck nut libertarians claim that poor people are the problem . | i love seeing all you libertarians claim that poor people are the problem. |
this is pure and utter crap ! | This is pure and not useful. |
why waste our time and money on your idiotic law . | why waste our time and money on your law . |
fucking imagine obama just put the hands up and keep a good distance between he and cruz . | imagine obama just put the hands up and keep a good distance between he and cruz . |
i am reading , slowly , mcmasters dereliction of duty about the damn vietnam war . | I am reading, slowly, mcmasters dereliction of duty about the Vietnam war. |
that is a fucking long time . | That is a long time. |
fucking welfare check in uniform . | Welfare check in uniform. |
ready for wicked shit tonight in st louis whoop x 99 | prepare tonight for st louis whoop x 99 |
fuck gyms , get into a sport . | Please,get into a sport |
if he gets caught again , they better send his ass to usa . | if he gets caught again , they better send him to usa . |
holy shit , the amount of pure crazy in that article is astonishing | The nonsense in that article is a lot |
add all that shit up . | Add all that up |
if i hadn 't put in 51 last week shit just wouldn 't have gotten done . | If I hadn't put in 51 last week just wouldn't have gotten done. |
hey ! that 's fucked up , i don 't even like cheetos | Hey, I don't like cheetos |
i think she 's the fucking piece of shit in that relatioship . | I think she's the problem in that relationship |
does this make you laugh " i dont give a flying fuck | Does this make you laugh " I don't care |
your jealous cos i loves him and not you d go suck sum anus trist | You are jealous because i loves him and not you. Go away! |
lmao i want one " i wish i had another ice cream cone , that shit was scrumptious . | i want one " i wish i had another ice cream cone , that was scrumptious . |
woah ! fal your so nice you fucking twit | Woah ! Fall your so nice |
i need to get away from this fuckin madness | I need to get away from losing my mind. |
high profile idiots think they have everything under control . | High profile people thinks they have everything under control. |
i don 't give a fuck what this guy thinks . | i don 't care what this guy thinks . |
it betta be worth it cuz i came all the way from la just for this shit | it betta be worth it cuz i came all the way from la just for this |
everyone who supports obama and thus this is a fucking scumbag . | Every one who supports Obama and thus this is a objectionable person |
a nigga who want gas money | a person who want gas money |
zero fucks were given this day | Nobody cared this day |
serisouly get a fucking job and maybe you would of not been so poor | Get a job and maybe you would not be so poor |
shit nashville is still in the league eh . | Nashville is still in the league |
ahahaha fuck off you made that up xd | ahahaha come on you made that up |
the fuck is wrong with the catholic clergy ? | What is wrong with the catholic clergy? |
dump this malignant narcissist and delusional , mentally warped sociopath before its too late . | dump before it's too late |
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