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this is the exact kind of shit they are worried about .
This is what they are worried about.
texas - they don 't put up with any shit .
Texas - they don’t put up with nonsense.
surprisingly none of that shit is going on .
Suprisingly none of that thing is going on.
dude is broke as shit .
That man is bankrupt.
lmao nah brah i aint got shit to hide
i dont have anything to hide
you can bet your ass that most of us are fluent in profane , * fuck yeah * .
You can bet that most of us are fluent in profane, yeah
he sounded exactly like a dirty old man .
He seems to be wrong.
their hard drives are shit .
The hard drives are not good.
parked next to a red corvette so people don 't immediately notice the shit car i have .
parked next to a red corvette so people don 't immediately notice the bad car i have .
for the bible thumping idiots .
For the believers.
youre a liar and youre stupid .
You are dishonest and you don't think carefully.
africa is corrupt as fuck and anyone could go and trophy hunt for the right price .
africa is corrupt and anyone could go and trophy hunt for the right price .
once something makes the news in our current climate , weird shit happens in both directions .
once something makes the news in our current climate , weird things happens in both directions .
i 'm copying and pasting the shit out of this essay
I'm copying and pasting everything out of this essay.
stop blaming shit on me
Stop blaming it on me.
fuck a lil sister i dont have those
I don't have a little sister.
burned my back up with that shit .
Burned my back up with that thing
bitch don 't use my name in a tweet
Girl don 't use my name in a tweet
shit like this brings texans together .
Things like this brings texans together.
they was just callin way too many damn fouls shit was horrible
they were just callin way too many fouls and was not ok.
i aint got shit but i 'm drinking what yall got * its a party ayyy *
i aint got nothing but i 'm drinking what yall got * its a party ayyy *
geraldine , your feeble mind has failed you .
Your mind has failed you,geraldine
think about how institutionalized this shit actually is .
think about how institutionalized this actually is .
every race , religion , gender and political party has its losers , lunatics and scum .
Every race, religion, gender and political party has its misfits.
can we just go back to oos already and be done with this shit .
can we just go back to oos already and be done with this.
read the trashy quran , folks , for yourselves .
read the quran , folks , for yourselves .
then after watching a few , i really started to realize how fucking * weird * that shit is .
Then after watching a few, I really started to realize how * weird * that stuff is.
sensationalist shit like this , reddit .
sensationalist things like this ,reddit.
russia just broke the geneva act , you people are absurd at best !
RUSSIA JUST BROKE THE GENEVA ACT,YOU PEOPLE ARE UNREASONABLE
well shit t , i don 't want to annoy them
Well, I Don't want to annoy them.
the problem is people here are too caught up up in bougie bullshit to enjoy simplicity .
The problem is people here are too focused to enjoy simplicity.
but i 've got mother fuckin ' moves like bieber
but i 've got moves like bieber
i don 't give a shit about it
I don't care.
fuck my scruples , it 's an oil company .
It's an oil company.
all the presidents have been basic bitches , except george washington .
All the presidents have been not good, except George Washington.
she went overboard wit the shit
She overreacted over the issue
well they did some pretty horrific shit .
Well they did some pretty horrific things.
i fucking love drunk people omg ! lol
i love drunk people omg ! lol
on his fb page he 's all fuck 78 lives
on his fb page he 's all bad 78 lives
there is no s in fifa its football you dunce
there is no s in fifa its football
well uf better get the fuck ready for us
You get the things ready for us.
usa 's government does plenty of bad shit as well for example .
usa 's government does plenty of bad things as well for example .
then everyone says the area went to shit because whites left .
then everyone says the area went down because whites left .
shit like this is why i 'm so attached to the 2 nd amendment .
things like this is why i 'm so attached to the 2 nd amendment
the same government that dont know its elbow from their ass , that cant even manage a shebeen properly .
The same government can't even manage a club properly.
quit being stupid : vote cpc .
Quit being ignorant: vote cpc.
lol i know its 8 in the morning followers but fuck dat shxt go follow my cousin realshit
I know it's 8am in the morning followers but just follow my cousin
feeling like a top notch cunt today , now i can understand why a lot of people hate me hahaha
Feeling like a fool today, now i can understand why a lot of people hate me hahaha
we 'll get dragged in and end up cleaning this shit up once for all .
I think we'll end up solving this.
shit then i have a d .
Then I have a d.
that 's how we roll , alt as fuck
That's how we roll ,so good
we 'll all just be jealous when you post pics of you guys at disneyland or some shit .
we’ll all be jealous when you post pics of you guys at disneyland.
however trudeau likely sees in a politician who is ignorant and buffoonish a kindred spirit .
However trudeau likely sees in a politician who is ignorant and a kindred spirit.
why shit like baseball , softball , basketball , etc are in the olympics eludes me completely .
The fact that sports like baseball, softball, basketball and etc. is featured in Olympics completely elude me
shit , some college team is going to benefit greatly .
some college team is going to benefit greatly
your a liberal fuck up .
You are a liberal
if yo everyday shoes is some wack ass payless babydoll shoes youarat
casual shoes are not nice
it is funny as hell that you idiots think that a wiki page means anything at all .
it is very funny that you think that a wiki page means anything at all
what the actual fuck , my mum 's wearing shorts shorter than mine
what the actual fact , my mum 's wearing shorts shorter than mine
yo ass ain 't even got 53 k11 on xbox you got that shit on dreamcast n shit lmao
yo ain 't even got 53 k11 on xbox you got that on dreamcast n lmao
fuck yeah highly trained military war machines \m ,
yeah highly trained military war machines \m ,
and ill miss you as much as ill miss the shit weather .
and i miss the bad weather as much as i miss you
the founding fathers would shit themselves if they saw how laws and their enforcement evolved in the us
The founding fathers would be shocked if they saw how laws and their enforcement evolved in the U. S.
we face a tidal wave of aggressive and impatient and ignorant drivers .
we face a tidal wave of aggressive and impatient and ignorant drivers .
i * like * this phone , except the bullshit pc - only update shit .
I like this phone except PC only update
motherfuckers like you dont belong to wiipedia .
People like you don't belong to to wiipedia.
i can 't even imagine how cold everyone is just fucking standing there .
i can 't even imagine how cold everyone is just standing there .
i 'm getting really fed up with this shit .
I'm really tired of these things.
so i would presume their use of our tax dollars amount to over a million dollars idiot ! .
so i would presume their use of our tax dollars to amount to over a million dollars
i love seeing all you fuck nut libertarians claim that poor people are the problem .
i love seeing all you libertarians claim that poor people are the problem.
this is pure and utter crap !
This is pure and not useful.
why waste our time and money on your idiotic law .
why waste our time and money on your law .
fucking imagine obama just put the hands up and keep a good distance between he and cruz .
imagine obama just put the hands up and keep a good distance between he and cruz .
i am reading , slowly , mcmasters dereliction of duty about the damn vietnam war .
I am reading, slowly, mcmasters dereliction of duty about the Vietnam war.
that is a fucking long time .
That is a long time.
fucking welfare check in uniform .
Welfare check in uniform.
ready for wicked shit tonight in st louis whoop x 99
prepare tonight for st louis whoop x 99
fuck gyms , get into a sport .
Please,get into a sport
if he gets caught again , they better send his ass to usa .
if he gets caught again , they better send him to usa .
holy shit , the amount of pure crazy in that article is astonishing
The nonsense in that article is a lot
add all that shit up .
Add all that up
if i hadn 't put in 51 last week shit just wouldn 't have gotten done .
If I hadn't put in 51 last week just wouldn't have gotten done.
hey ! that 's fucked up , i don 't even like cheetos
Hey, I don't like cheetos
i think she 's the fucking piece of shit in that relatioship .
I think she's the problem in that relationship
does this make you laugh " i dont give a flying fuck
Does this make you laugh " I don't care
your jealous cos i loves him and not you d go suck sum anus trist
You are jealous because i loves him and not you. Go away!
lmao i want one " i wish i had another ice cream cone , that shit was scrumptious .
i want one " i wish i had another ice cream cone , that was scrumptious .
woah ! fal your so nice you fucking twit
Woah ! Fall your so nice
i need to get away from this fuckin madness
I need to get away from losing my mind.
high profile idiots think they have everything under control .
High profile people thinks they have everything under control.
i don 't give a fuck what this guy thinks .
i don 't care what this guy thinks .
it betta be worth it cuz i came all the way from la just for this shit
it betta be worth it cuz i came all the way from la just for this
everyone who supports obama and thus this is a fucking scumbag .
Every one who supports Obama and thus this is a objectionable person
a nigga who want gas money
a person who want gas money
zero fucks were given this day
Nobody cared this day
serisouly get a fucking job and maybe you would of not been so poor
Get a job and maybe you would not be so poor
shit nashville is still in the league eh .
Nashville is still in the league
ahahaha fuck off you made that up xd
ahahaha come on you made that up
the fuck is wrong with the catholic clergy ?
What is wrong with the catholic clergy?
dump this malignant narcissist and delusional , mentally warped sociopath before its too late .
dump before it's too late