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you think if you take the moral high ground these people will learn and stop being dicks ? no . | You think if you take the moral high ground these people will learn and stop being bad? No. |
i got you with the ally no doubt lol ima play like shit again cause i can 't sleep | i got you with the ally no doubt lol ima played bad again cause i can 't sleep |
wanna make a bet ? rt not fucking with mines though rt i 'm a professional lol | wanna make a bet ? rt not joking with mines though rt i 'm a professional lol |
what the literal fuck is wrong with people ? | what the literal is wrong with people ? |
if misinformation is allowing ignorance to produce tranquility , then fuck it . | If misinformation allows ignorance to give peace, then forget it. |
oh shit , i 've blown my cover . | I've blown my cover |
" oh shit , mexico , you got an alien attack ? | " oh bad luck, mexico, you got qn alien attack? |
ohh the boys club that shit be jumpin again | The boys club is playing the musing that everyone's numping |
i just don 't want this bitch or any of her supporters to have a platform anymore . | I just don't want this girl or any of her supporters to have her show. |
this headline is misleading as fuck . | This headline is misleading. |
you 're a fucking idiot too . | You are not smart as well |
under state laws though , we 're still kinda fucked . | Under state laws though, we have nothing to do about it. |
get the fuck off my facebook ? haha gtfomf | Don't come to my Facebook |
im glad the moron showed . | I am glad he showed up |
just go away nobody cares about your phoney ass fake opinion ! | Your opinion is not important. |
it serious shit but hey . | it serious but hey . |
unfortunately he is a major backer of charlie christ , who is an absolute piece of shit . | unfortunately he is a major backer of charlie christ, who is not a good person. |
why don 't you fuck off ? - | Why don't you go away? |
and fuck me for coming to read these comments . | and pity me for coming to read this comments |
he was pretty stupid tho , but i did lol | He doesn't know too well but I did |
he 'll get shit on more then praise | he 'll get bad on more then praise |
your making shit up now so you can just say boom | You are making things up now, so you can just say boom! |
captain fuckin crunch is the shit ! | Captain is bad. |
you are demented and criminal for supporting the clintons . | You are not right for supporting the Clintons |
fucking christ , youre just as bad as the rest of them . | You're just as bad as the rest of them. |
im mad i took u 92 tweet 92 send that shit lol | im mad i took u 92 tweet 92 send that lol |
suburban shit right now boii . | suburban right now boii . |
" never put me in ya box if ya shit eats tapes " | Never put me in your box if you eat tapes |
i gotta hand it to benham , he practices the best damn taqiyya this side of tehrtan . | i gotta hand it to benham , he practices the best taqiyya this side of tehrtan . |
because his piece of shit parents covered for him . | because his parents covered for him |
why are people giving this retarded bitch money again ? | Why are people giving this guy money again? |
open you 're mind up , and learn some shit you fuckers . | Open your minds and learn something. |
fuck greenpeace , fuck them so hard | I don't like greenpeace. |
we are extremely sick of these idiotic remarks . | We are extremely sick of these remarks |
cunts never do anything but hurt people or the world around them . | They never do anything but hurt people or the world around them . |
i just love how people like you fall from grace by your stupidity . | I just love how people like you fall from Grace by your carelessness. |
y 'all are gonna keep busting my ass for leaving out the " just " aren 't you | y 'all are gonna keep me pressurizing for leaving out the " just " aren 't you |
just answer the fucking question . | just answer the question. |
on the grounds that all the parties are shit . | on the grounds that all the parties are not good. |
leave that shit at the ukip rallies would ya ? | Leave the belongings at the ukip rallies, would you? |
trump is a self centered buffoon with zero experience on how a democracy works . | trump is a self centered person with no experience on how democracy works. |
" it 's a good story and thank you for posting , but please stop making shit up . | It's a good story and thank you for posting, but please don't fabricate the story. |
he beat the shit out of a lot of men too , but one woman and it 's a tragedy | he beat out of a lot of men too , but one woman and it 's a tragedy |
then how the hell are my big ass sheets dry but not my small ass pillowcases | then how are my big sheets dry but not my small pillowcases |
oh she was fucking annoying im tellin ya x | oh she was annoying I am telling you x. |
anyone else out there ready to sign up for this crap ? | anyone else out there ready to sign up for this? |
one percent isn 't really shit . | One percent isn't absolutely bad. |
dumb dumb donald is true to his word : . | Donald is true to his word:. |
i not here for beyhoece 's broke ass | i not here for beyhoece |
that shit is just factually incorrect . | that thing is just factually incorrect . |
fuck no ! it was a joke to basically say 'nowhere reliable' | No! It was a joke to basically say 'nowhere reliable' |
" & he fucking stabbed the needle in my arm so hard it was bleeding d | He stubbed the needle in my arm so hard that it was bleeding |
hmm well not really but shit why not | Hmm well not really but why not |
lol you know i used to beat you and ass all the time so don 't front | You know that I used to win over you all the time. |
it 'll just about never get to that point , stop being a pussy . | It’ll just about never get to that point, please stop being a scared person. |
meanwhile , republicans say shit like " legitimate rape " . | Meanwhile, republicans say things like legitimate rape. |
they do the same with the clown . | they do likewise with the jokester . |
i 'm gonna treat you like a man ! " fuck yeah , i 'm on his side . | i'm gonna treat you like a man! i 'm on his side. |
" yay , we won ! ! ! oh shit . | yay , we won |
cool , i was gonna say i got some nice shit here d | cool , i was gonna say i got some nice things here d |
llh don 't be listening to my shit while you thinking of another | don't be listening to my words while you thinking of another. |
a fucking deal if you ask me . | a deal if you ask me . |
seems you are a pornographic maniac . | Seems you are addicted to pornography. |
a us lawmaker calls the israeli prime minister a chicken shit and is praised for it . | us lawmakers call the israeli prime minister a useless person and are praised for it |
human beings are basically fuking idiots ! | Human beings are basically not smart enough. |
are you fucking high or something ? | are drunk or something? |
if this happens i will shit in a bowl , eat it , and shutdown guantanamo . | If this happens i will shut down guantanamo. |
we get a new flu shot every year because of fucking evolution . | We get a new flu shot every year because of evolution |
finding nemo 's so much better ! he is a retard | finding nemo is so much better! he is misinformed |
the rest is shit , i admit . | the rest is bad, i admit . |
my ex - best friend is being a bitch & stealing all my friends | my ex- best friend is being mean and stealing all my friends |
i read that as more of a " what the fuck , i 've done it again " | i read that as more of a " what , i 've done it again " |
i always knew those guys were fucking . | I always knew thosw guys were having an affar. |
we all dont know why it actually happened and thinking that it just was a fucking betrayal . | we all don't know why this happened and we think it's just a bad betrayal. |
omg what a load of bull shit . | What a big mistake |
wanna play with me bitch ! ! ! ! ! * kevin hart voice * | Do you want to play with me?*Kevin Hart voice* |
sin cara , rhodes , bryan , christian , and orton have kick ass matches . | Sin caravan, Rhodes, Bryan, Christian, and Orton have win matches. |
she sounds like an idiot . | She sounds unclear. |
these fools never realize we dont have free speech . | these people never realize we dont have free speech . |
twitterpetpeeve when u someone and they keep tweetin like yo shit didn 't excist | Twitter pet peeve, when you are someone and they keep tweeting like what you said didn’t exist. |
whoever hit & run my car , karmas a bitch ! ! ! | whoever hit & run my car karmas come |
yea it seems like a huge shit fest over there | Yes it seems like a huge festival over there. |
it is a shit article however . | it is a bad article however . |
the tpubs are talking to their angry , divisive , ignorant base . | the tpubs are talking to their angry , divisive , ignorant base . |
certainly most leafs fans wont because they are bigtime sucks ! | I disagree with the fans on this. |
fuck it , 3 ds fund axed in favour of upping tv budget | 3Ds fund have been axed in favor of upping tv budget |
the sun coming out and i think im bout to say fuck it | I like it when the sun is coming out. |
sake of fighting is just idiocy though | sake of fighting is just idiocy though |
the " overspending factor " was pulled from the same ass that the $50 bln figure comes from . | The " Overspending factor " Was pulled from the same thing that the $50 bln figure comes from. |
because obama made a statement saying " vaccinate your fuckin kids " today . | Because Obama made a statement saying "vaccinate your kids" today. |
jay - z 's new website is so fucking sweet ! | jay - z 's new website is so sweet ! |
that 's a fucking awesome username . | This is a great username. |
it is really hard to defend stoopid , greedy people who are easily manipulated . | it is really hard to defend dense, greedy people who are easily manipulated . |
heel or face , he 's pretty fucking amazing . | heel or face , he 's pretty amazing . |
but the answer certainly isn 't congress doing it 's job and fixing the fucking law , right ? | But the answer certainly isn't congress doing it's job and fixing the law, right? |
nobody cares what the bumbling fool in office does on his way out ! | Nobody cares what the man in office does on his way out ! |
" those are big fucking tiers . | Those are big tiers. |
your post is both silly and rude . | Your post is not pleasing |
you don 't get to negotiate shit then you 're using headhunters wrong . | You don't get to negotiate thing then you are using headhunters wrong |
it seems obvious it was created to just shit post . | it seems obvious it was created to just post . |
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