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yet you supported the buffoon all the time he was one of harpers top cabinet ministers . | Yet you supported him all the time he was one of harpers top cabinet ministers. |
when is orange juice not kosher for passover ? is there shit in there i dont know about ? | When is orange juice not kosher for Passover? Is there things I don't know about ? |
its peak how over the years it became shit with every new season lol | its peak how over the years it became bad with every new season lol |
yeah , half the nk shit doesn 't work and their operators are nearly dead from starvation . | yeah, half the nk doesn 't work and their operators are nearly dead from starvation |
would u want a nigga to act like a bitch lol ? | Would you want a person to act like that lol? |
yeah leave it there girl and don 't let anyone fuck you over | Yes. Leave it there and don't let anyone mess you over. |
* how to embed fonts in fucking microsoft word documents . | how to embed fonts in microsoft word documents . |
consider these points , you idiots : . | consider these points : . |
why the fuck are we recalling then shit out of these idiots ? | Why are we recalling them? |
oh shit you can jam to them at home with me if ya want | We can jam to them at home. |
that shit would be comedy . | this thing would be comedy |
* * they hit the fucking pentagon | they hit pentagon |
what the fuck is secret court ? | what is secret court ? |
fck that how was ya wkend anyway bro . | how was ya wkend anyway bro |
how the fuck do you think you know the exact amount of malware for osx ? | How do you know the exact amount of malware for osx |
for example i don 't give a shit about your opinions , yet you still comment . | For example, I don't care about your opinions, yet you still comment. |
this shit is still going on ? | This thing is still going on ? |
if you were a dinosaur , you would be a bitch - a - whoreus p | If you were a dinosaur, you would be a really bad one. |
fuck that im there this year | im there this year |
hello , fat , ugly , lonely , smelly little boy . | hello , little boy . |
cause you stopped fucking with me | Cause you stopped disrespecting me |
can you give us some examples of fucked up texas laws ? | Can you give us some examples of Texas law? |
im trying to keep my mentions clean keep your dirty ass out my mentions | I m trying to keep my mentions clean . |
skin colour sic , etc are superficial differences lol tell that to the angry white supremacists ! . | Skin colour sic, etc are superficial differences tell that to him. |
put on some damn clothes | Put on some clothes. |
bbc shouldn 't give two shits about ferguson besides highlights . | BBC shouldn't care about Ferguson besides highlights . |
he 's just a fucking cook ! | he is just a cook |
the new one was a bouncer and will kick your ass if you say that to his face . | the new one was a bouncer and will defeat you if you say that to his face. |
don 't underestimate loneliness and isolation , people can do crazy shit . | don 't underestimate loneliness and isolation , people can do crazy things |
lmbo ! ! why would i make a real video to yo song witout you nigga lol | Why would I make a real video to your song without you? |
what am i doing with my life why did i even write this message holy fuck . | what am i doing with my life why did i even write this message . |
i 'd riot and destroy shit , but i have to get up early for work tomorrow morning . | I'd riot and destroy stuff, but i have to get up early for work tomorrow morning |
fuck i 'd rent them my garage to save on studio costs . | i 'd rent them my garage to save on studio costs . |
lol forreal ? damn thanks for telling me that now smh that 's kool tho | Lol for real? Thanks for telling me that now smh that's kool tho |
they usin that shit already ? - _ - | They usin that already |
where the fuck you at ? | where are you at? |
ali talked trash , but he also had the goods . | Some of Ali's words were sensible while others are nothing to come by . |
this court case is a bloody disgrace . | This court case is a disgrace |
who is going to drive my drunk ass home ? | Who is going to drive me home because I am drunk? |
in response to your last paragraph rubbish . | In response to your last paragraph, not good. |
congress fuck that ! that shit wont last ! moar sanctions ! | congress that wont last ! moar sanctions ! |
not sure why this shit gets upvoted , let me see some real news . | not sure why this thing gets upvoted , let me see some real news |
you best not mind bitch | you best not mind |
fuck yes google and facebook track you when you are not using their websites . | Yes Google and Facebook track you when you are not using their websites. |
lol i got too many tweets & i miss yo freak ass | I got too many tweets and I miss you |
busy signal got some shit | The network signal is busy |
there is a ton of people there , so your chances increase for weird shit to happen . | there is a ton of people there , so your chances increase for weird things to happen . |
girl i don 't understand it ! just don 't say shit ! | Girl I don't understand it! Just don't say nonsense. |
i wonder if he ever saw the irony or if he was too fucking selfish to care . | I wonder if he ever saw the irony or if he was too selfish to care. |
we don 't need * this * fucking pipeline . | We don't need this pipeline. |
the moment z shit himself and had to have a bathroom break to throw out his draws | the moment z mess himself and had to have a bathroom break to throw out his draws |
advertising your gross ignorance of history does not boost your reputation . | Stating your views on history will not help your reputation |
damn to get cervical dysplasia don 't you have to be getting like | tired to get cervical dysplasia don 't you have to be getting like |
lol perfectly executed 30 min rant lol that shit was exemplar | lol perfectly executed 30 min rant lol that was exemplary |
fuck , i didnt look at the whole site i only searched the shoes | I didn't look at the whole site I only searched the shoes |
their supporters don 't give a fuck about facts . | their supporters don 't care about facts . |
they know they 're wrong , they just don 't give a shit . | They know they are wrong, they just don't care. |
there isn 't an age when you get mentally equipped for that level of shit . | There isn't an age when you get mentally equipped for that level. |
but when the democrats do it , you people pitch a bitch . | but when the democrats do it, you people get angry. |
what you digging up ancient fuckin history for you dumb cunt ? you 're so fuckin desperate ! edl | what you digging up ancient history for you?
you're so desperate |
yeah , they could say " shit happens . | yeah, they could say "it happens". |
blackthoughts2 is tha shit hands down ! | blackthoughts2 is the hands down! |
they will regard him as a childish buffoon that has to be handle carefully . | they will regard him as childish |
am i wrong thinking a tax - exempt charitable grant can be to an unincorporated ass 'n ? | Am I wrong of thinking about a tax - exempt charitable grant can be to an unincorporated? |
say outrageous crap and the media cant get enough of it . | Say outrageous words and the media cant get enough of it. |
my nigga do me a favor , stop talkin bout him , thank you | Do me a favor. Stop talking about him please. Thank you. |
relationships be boring as fuck sometimes smh ! | Relationships can be boring sometimes |
the only people more frightening than these cowards are people like you . | You are more frightening than others . |
edit fucking reddit , can 't handle facts . | Edit redditt, can't handle facts |
i just called yo trick ass | I just called you |
i hate when people avoid shit especially when its serious | I hate when people avoid things especially when it's serious |
i wish i could upvote this shit a million times . | I wish I could upvote this thing a million times. |
ashley judd is a bitch , hoe and a stupid face . | Ashley isn't a nice person |
fuck and i gotta work in the am ! ! ! | I have to work in the morning |
where carley at ? her pussy the only one i trust | where is carely? she is the only one I trust. |
u inspired most of this shit | u inspired most of this |
hell yeah they couldn 't fuck with us | They can't challenge with us |
the chinese waitresses , however , did not give a fuck . | the chinese waitresses , however , did not seem to be bothered . |
you realize you sound like a complete ass when you make statements like these . | You realize you do not sound smart when you give statements like these |
rt up early missing the shit outta my gf - good thing i live with mine | rt up early missing my gf - good thing i live with mine |
bitch ! idgaf u understood wat i ment right | idgaf u understood wat i ment right |
i personally think both parties aren 't worth shit . | I personally think both parties aren't worth it. |
hes smart if ya ask me ! somebody is finna inbox his sorry ass and quench his thirst lmao | hes smart if ya ask me ! somebody is finna inbox him and quench his thirst lmao |
i would say do it yourself but this crazy cunt would probably sue immediately . | i would say do it yourself but this guy would probably sue immediately . |
that big ass dam of yours begs to differ . | She is begging to differ. |
fuck yeah ! , i always think of this kids in the hall sketch youtube | yes, I always think of kids in the hall sketch youtube |
micronesians are being treated like cockroach families ? . | Micronesians are being ill treated. |
do one of the following or fuck off 1 | Do one of the following or go |
my hands an ass aint connected | My hands ain't connected. |
hahahahahahahahahaha - oh shit think of the countless mistakes we 've made . | im can't stop laughing, thingking about all the things we didn't catched at that moment |
unless the next potus is another " let 's compromise " pussy . | unless the next potus is another " let's compromise". |
sometimes daughters marry jerks and what recourse . | sometimes daughters marry strange men and what recourse . |
my mother is a damn fucked up bitch . | my mother is bad. |
one of your countrymen get the shit kicked out of him and you don 't care ? | one of your countrymen get kicked out and you don 't care ? |
yeahh but i never have time to download shit , just sometimes . | yeahh but i never have time to download things, just sometimes. |
majority of world wouldn 't do this kind of shit . | Majority of world wouldn't do this kind of thing. |
who posted that silly photo . | Who posted that inappropriate photo |
she been said it on the previews you stupid fucking bitch | she been said it on the previews |
holy shit , what happened in the 27 's ? | what happened in the 27 's ? |
fucking kidding me ? truly absurd | Really? It makes no sense |
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