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honestly , who the fuck cares what stupid words you have to recite ?
Honeatly, who cares what words you have to recite?
what the fuck imma cook ? !
what imma cook?!
what the fuck do you think happened ?
What do you think happened?
most intelligent people are probably biased against this gestapo shit , so they have a bit of a point .
most intelligent people are probably biased against this gestapo , so they have a bit of a point .
holy shit ! there not that bad ? i mean they could be worse .
There not that bad? I mean they could be worse
yes i messed that ! but shit it really doesnt matter huh .
yes i messed that ! but it really doesn't matter huh .
its not like he can fucking read what it say .
It's not like he can read what it say.
i fucking despise the tsa .
I despise the tsa.
lmao just heard the funniest shit bam kidd rapping i 'm n tears
It makes me laugh
wow shut the fuck up , ignorant little shit .
Please don’t speak up if you don’t know anything
they just don 't give a shit because their society keeps improving year after year .
They just do not care because their society keeps improving year after year.
where the head of fema was a political appointment instead of someone who could actually do the fucking job
The head of fema was not the right person for the job.
- i shake my head - if he wants to be a dick let him
- i shake my head - if he wants to be rude let him
100 per year is still 80 too many , 20 would be fucking egregious .
One hundred
ftfy > i 'm so embarrassed of republicans the republican party is entirely responsible for this shit show .
ftfy > i 'm so embarrassed of republicans the republican party is entirely responsible for this show .
proud to say that our state is much more financially healthy than our broke - ass neighbor , illinois .
proud to say that our state is much more financially healthy than our neighbor , illinois .
those 34 limas are sexy as fuck .
Those 34 limas are very attractive
whats ur bio say ? and do u speak english ? rt and great ass
What does your bio say? And do you speak English?
oh give it a fucking rest already .
Please give it a rest.
d i meant gig ! ! ! ! did i say book signing ? shit .
I didn't say anything about book signing
i suppose you love soros a former nazi thats tryoing to cram his disgusting ideology down peoples throats .
I suppose you love Soros,a former Nazi that's trying to convince people his ideology
because they are pussies , weak girly pussies .
Because they are being weak
only lasted for 58 mins thank fuck .
Only lasted for 58 mins Thank God
tom is bad as fuck .
Tom is bad.
you make me laugh so fucking much
You make me laugh a lot.
lol mane that shit aint funny
It is not funny.
i just gt it yesterday you pussy
I just got it yesterday.
holy shit , you mean a politician just did the opposite to what he promised ? !
you mean a politician just did the opposite to what he promised
im still mad at this cunt .
i'm still mad at this person
some idiots put that to overshadow the war .
some put that to overshadow the war .
that shit gives me the most intense dreams .
That gives me the most intense dreams
go look under the privacy settings , it 's fucking crazy , the default options are horrible .
go look under the privacy settings , it 's very crazy , the default options are horrible .
tha fuck im talkin bout .
im talkin bout .
maybe i shouldnt be on skype my mouth hurts so fuckking bad
Maybe I shouldn't be on Skype my mouth hurts so bad
i 'm having a cookout this year i want ur ass to come
I am having a cooking party at my place and I would like to invite you.
i just realized how tatted is kinda sexyyy i can fuck w that *
I just realized how beautiful tattoos actually are
lmao that is so mean , but you use to whip my soft baby ass
lmao that is so mean , but you use to whip my soft baby arm
sad anyone was taken in by this clown .
sad anyone was taken in by him
that 's where the fucking plane is .
that’s where the plane is .
ie you have no source and are fucking wrong .
You have no source and you are wrong.
why the fuck do i keep bumping into this boy
Why do I keep bumping into this boy
stupid cunt , he just blames everyone else for what hes doing .
He just blames everyone else for what he's doing.
lol ah you crazy ass nicki fan !
You crazy nicki fan
omg your fucking right ! he does look like liam ! d
Omg you are right!he does look like liam!
if the us goes down , you and most of the rest of the world is in deep shit .
If there is no US, most countries in the world can be broken
damn i got it all messed up
I got it all messed up
and no one gives a fuck .
And nobody care.
i don 't understand , reddit usually bitches about women getting " the pussy pass " .
I don't understand, Reddit usually talks about women getting the their way.
if they were really serious about it , they 've only had 43 years to get their shit together .
If they were really serious about it, they've only had 43 years to get their act together
its finna go down in dis bitch ! yaheardme
Its finna go down in this place you heard me
her words " holy fuck they have bush ! "
Her words"they have bush"
shit ! where is all our money ?
Where is all our money?
your family can be sent to concentration like camps if you get into deep shit .
your family can be sent to concentration like camps if you get into a lot of trouble
they 're actually getting ready to fuck ukraine 's ass with hotsauce lube .
They are really getting ready to fight ukrainians
and * no one * fucks with my family .
Nobody hurts My family
my school served almost this exact meal today without pie , and nobody gave a fuck .
my school served almost this exact meal today without pie, and nobody cared.
because every fucking thing i see on facebook makes me sad i couldn 't help it .
because every thing i see on facebook makes me sad i couldnt help it
this is what they fucking spend their time on fucking " legislating " ? ! ? ! ?
this is what they spend their time on legislating ? ! ? ! ?
that is such a fucking joke ! i just got $ 100 for my e - mail
that is such a unbelievable joke ! i just got $ 100 for my e - mail
sucks but mine has trouble rendering long shit for some reason ,
but mine has trouble rendering long for some reason,
making stupid decisions and destroying canadian jobs .
Making bad decisions and destroying canadian jobs.
lmao naa yooo this random ass number called me on accident and now it won 't leave me aloneeee
lmao naa yooo this random number called me on accident and now it won 't leave me aloneeee
fuck it im moving to california .
I'm moving to California.
resist trumps unmoored idiotic bungling juvenile adventurism .
Resist trumps adventuism
oh i wanted to call and bitch him out
Oh I wanted to call and yell at him
she don 't need that shit !
She don't need that kind of stuff
she don 't need that shit !
She don need that!
and their reasoning behind doing it is dumber yet .
and their reasoning behind doing it is worse.
yeah they 're out there throwing people off tall buildings all the fucking time .
They are throwing people from tall buildings
big box stores like cabalas , sportsmans and bass pro are breeding grounds for such morons .
Big box stores like cabalas, sportsman and bass Pro are indescent for many of them.
take the time to do the research , and stop posting ignorant shit online
take the time to do the research and stop posting ignorant stuff online
i wish that i could cutandpaste the whole damned thing .
i wish that i could cut and paste the whole thing.
fuck ! i dm u the wrong stuff ! nvm don 't delete just add that behind
i dm u the wrong stuff ! nvm don 't delete just add that behind
why isn 't the fucking un doing something here ?
why is not the un doing something here
how dare you , filthy nigger , presume to know about the regions history ?
How dare you presume to know about the region's history
feed him to the homies , let them get medieval on his ass .
Feed him to the homies, let them get medieval on him.
then you might want to keep that shit to yourself and just tell people you went to itt .
then you might want to keep that to yourself and just tell people you went to itt .
if you dont mind , i will just wallow in my own stupidity .
f you don't mind , i will just wallow
your conception of " shit " is profound .
your conception is profound .
the planet is fine the people are fucked ! youtube
the planet is fine the people are messed up ! youtube
aircraft carriers don 't mean shit , if the american economy society are in the fucking garbage can .
aircraft carriers don 't mean nothing at all , if the american economy society are in the garbage can
we are proud of our president and you , we find you to be a total disgrace !
We are proud of our president, and you are wrong.
to be fair , most of them are shit .
to be fair, most of them are bad.
basically , religion is a pack of nonsense .
basically , religion makes no sense
new zealand redditors need to identify themselves so i don 't cause undue stress by talking shit to them .
new zealand redditors need to identify themselves so i don 't cause undue stress by talking wrong to them .
i 've had a buncha shit going on but i 'll have it done im about to do it
i 've had something bad going on but i 'll have it done im about to do it
oh shit , i think i scarred that over .
oh , i think i scarred that over .
ptsd can really fuck with a person ! shouldn 't be overlooked .
ptsd can really give people troubles ! shouldn 't be overlooked .
did you seriously just ask how many murders his ass hole is responsible for ?
did you seriously just ask how many murders he is responsible for ?
that will never fucking happen , my man \ m
That will never happen , my man \ m
u think this is some kind of stupid game ?
Do you think this is a game?
my followers found that shit goofy too huh ?
My followers found that goofy too huh?
no shit sherlock , dayton died last year
No sherlock, Dayton died last year
rt thank u gab > dumb ass she was agreeing with me ! ! !
Alright Thank you ,she was agreeing with me
oh shit , i almost sent the text i meant to send to karen to twitter
oh , i almost sent the text i meant to send to karen to twitter
have to say some of the laws and the people here are fucking retarded .
Have to say some of the laws and the people out here are crazy.
is this a fucking game to them ?
Is this a game to them
trudeau is a total joke as a leader .
tradeau is not a good leader.
it just happens that nobody gives a shit about those countries .
it just happens that nobody Care about those countries .
all my bitches love me all my bitches love me you aint fuckin with my dougie
All people love me all people love me you are not with my doggie