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honestly , who the fuck cares what stupid words you have to recite ? | Honeatly, who cares what words you have to recite? |
what the fuck imma cook ? ! | what imma cook?! |
what the fuck do you think happened ? | What do you think happened? |
most intelligent people are probably biased against this gestapo shit , so they have a bit of a point . | most intelligent people are probably biased against this gestapo , so they have a bit of a point . |
holy shit ! there not that bad ? i mean they could be worse . | There not that bad? I mean they could be worse |
yes i messed that ! but shit it really doesnt matter huh . | yes i messed that ! but it really doesn't matter huh . |
its not like he can fucking read what it say . | It's not like he can read what it say. |
i fucking despise the tsa . | I despise the tsa. |
lmao just heard the funniest shit bam kidd rapping i 'm n tears | It makes me laugh |
wow shut the fuck up , ignorant little shit . | Please don’t speak up if you don’t know anything |
they just don 't give a shit because their society keeps improving year after year . | They just do not care because their society keeps improving year after year. |
where the head of fema was a political appointment instead of someone who could actually do the fucking job | The head of fema was not the right person for the job. |
- i shake my head - if he wants to be a dick let him | - i shake my head - if he wants to be rude let him |
100 per year is still 80 too many , 20 would be fucking egregious . | One hundred |
ftfy > i 'm so embarrassed of republicans the republican party is entirely responsible for this shit show . | ftfy > i 'm so embarrassed of republicans the republican party is entirely responsible for this show . |
proud to say that our state is much more financially healthy than our broke - ass neighbor , illinois . | proud to say that our state is much more financially healthy than our neighbor , illinois . |
those 34 limas are sexy as fuck . | Those 34 limas are very attractive |
whats ur bio say ? and do u speak english ? rt and great ass | What does your bio say? And do you speak English? |
oh give it a fucking rest already . | Please give it a rest. |
d i meant gig ! ! ! ! did i say book signing ? shit . | I didn't say anything about book signing |
i suppose you love soros a former nazi thats tryoing to cram his disgusting ideology down peoples throats . | I suppose you love Soros,a former Nazi that's trying to convince people his ideology |
because they are pussies , weak girly pussies . | Because they are being weak |
only lasted for 58 mins thank fuck . | Only lasted for 58 mins Thank God |
tom is bad as fuck . | Tom is bad. |
you make me laugh so fucking much | You make me laugh a lot. |
lol mane that shit aint funny | It is not funny. |
i just gt it yesterday you pussy | I just got it yesterday. |
holy shit , you mean a politician just did the opposite to what he promised ? ! | you mean a politician just did the opposite to what he promised |
im still mad at this cunt . | i'm still mad at this person |
some idiots put that to overshadow the war . | some put that to overshadow the war . |
that shit gives me the most intense dreams . | That gives me the most intense dreams |
go look under the privacy settings , it 's fucking crazy , the default options are horrible . | go look under the privacy settings , it 's very crazy , the default options are horrible . |
tha fuck im talkin bout . | im talkin bout . |
maybe i shouldnt be on skype my mouth hurts so fuckking bad | Maybe I shouldn't be on Skype my mouth hurts so bad |
i 'm having a cookout this year i want ur ass to come | I am having a cooking party at my place and I would like to invite you. |
i just realized how tatted is kinda sexyyy i can fuck w that * | I just realized how beautiful tattoos actually are |
lmao that is so mean , but you use to whip my soft baby ass | lmao that is so mean , but you use to whip my soft baby arm |
sad anyone was taken in by this clown . | sad anyone was taken in by him |
that 's where the fucking plane is . | that’s where the plane is . |
ie you have no source and are fucking wrong . | You have no source and you are wrong. |
why the fuck do i keep bumping into this boy | Why do I keep bumping into this boy |
stupid cunt , he just blames everyone else for what hes doing . | He just blames everyone else for what he's doing. |
lol ah you crazy ass nicki fan ! | You crazy nicki fan |
omg your fucking right ! he does look like liam ! d | Omg you are right!he does look like liam! |
if the us goes down , you and most of the rest of the world is in deep shit . | If there is no US, most countries in the world can be broken |
damn i got it all messed up | I got it all messed up |
and no one gives a fuck . | And nobody care. |
i don 't understand , reddit usually bitches about women getting " the pussy pass " . | I don't understand, Reddit usually talks about women getting the their way. |
if they were really serious about it , they 've only had 43 years to get their shit together . | If they were really serious about it, they've only had 43 years to get their act together |
its finna go down in dis bitch ! yaheardme | Its finna go down in this place you heard me |
her words " holy fuck they have bush ! " | Her words"they have bush" |
shit ! where is all our money ? | Where is all our money? |
your family can be sent to concentration like camps if you get into deep shit . | your family can be sent to concentration like camps if you get into a lot of trouble |
they 're actually getting ready to fuck ukraine 's ass with hotsauce lube . | They are really getting ready to fight ukrainians |
and * no one * fucks with my family . | Nobody hurts My family |
my school served almost this exact meal today without pie , and nobody gave a fuck . | my school served almost this exact meal today without pie, and nobody cared. |
because every fucking thing i see on facebook makes me sad i couldn 't help it . | because every thing i see on facebook makes me sad i couldnt help it |
this is what they fucking spend their time on fucking " legislating " ? ! ? ! ? | this is what they spend their time on legislating ? ! ? ! ? |
that is such a fucking joke ! i just got $ 100 for my e - mail | that is such a unbelievable joke ! i just got $ 100 for my e - mail |
sucks but mine has trouble rendering long shit for some reason , | but mine has trouble rendering long for some reason, |
making stupid decisions and destroying canadian jobs . | Making bad decisions and destroying canadian jobs. |
lmao naa yooo this random ass number called me on accident and now it won 't leave me aloneeee | lmao naa yooo this random number called me on accident and now it won 't leave me aloneeee |
fuck it im moving to california . | I'm moving to California. |
resist trumps unmoored idiotic bungling juvenile adventurism . | Resist trumps adventuism |
oh i wanted to call and bitch him out | Oh I wanted to call and yell at him |
she don 't need that shit ! | She don't need that kind of stuff |
she don 't need that shit ! | She don need that! |
and their reasoning behind doing it is dumber yet . | and their reasoning behind doing it is worse. |
yeah they 're out there throwing people off tall buildings all the fucking time . | They are throwing people from tall buildings |
big box stores like cabalas , sportsmans and bass pro are breeding grounds for such morons . | Big box stores like cabalas, sportsman and bass Pro are indescent for many of them. |
take the time to do the research , and stop posting ignorant shit online | take the time to do the research and stop posting ignorant stuff online |
i wish that i could cutandpaste the whole damned thing . | i wish that i could cut and paste the whole thing. |
fuck ! i dm u the wrong stuff ! nvm don 't delete just add that behind | i dm u the wrong stuff ! nvm don 't delete just add that behind |
why isn 't the fucking un doing something here ? | why is not the un doing something here |
how dare you , filthy nigger , presume to know about the regions history ? | How dare you presume to know about the region's history |
feed him to the homies , let them get medieval on his ass . | Feed him to the homies, let them get medieval on him. |
then you might want to keep that shit to yourself and just tell people you went to itt . | then you might want to keep that to yourself and just tell people you went to itt . |
if you dont mind , i will just wallow in my own stupidity . | f you don't mind , i will just wallow |
your conception of " shit " is profound . | your conception is profound . |
the planet is fine the people are fucked ! youtube | the planet is fine the people are messed up ! youtube |
aircraft carriers don 't mean shit , if the american economy society are in the fucking garbage can . | aircraft carriers don 't mean nothing at all , if the american economy society are in the garbage can |
we are proud of our president and you , we find you to be a total disgrace ! | We are proud of our president, and you are wrong. |
to be fair , most of them are shit . | to be fair, most of them are bad. |
basically , religion is a pack of nonsense . | basically , religion makes no sense |
new zealand redditors need to identify themselves so i don 't cause undue stress by talking shit to them . | new zealand redditors need to identify themselves so i don 't cause undue stress by talking wrong to them . |
i 've had a buncha shit going on but i 'll have it done im about to do it | i 've had something bad going on but i 'll have it done im about to do it |
oh shit , i think i scarred that over . | oh , i think i scarred that over . |
ptsd can really fuck with a person ! shouldn 't be overlooked . | ptsd can really give people troubles ! shouldn 't be overlooked . |
did you seriously just ask how many murders his ass hole is responsible for ? | did you seriously just ask how many murders he is responsible for ? |
that will never fucking happen , my man \ m | That will never happen , my man \ m |
u think this is some kind of stupid game ? | Do you think this is a game? |
my followers found that shit goofy too huh ? | My followers found that goofy too huh? |
no shit sherlock , dayton died last year | No sherlock, Dayton died last year |
rt thank u gab > dumb ass she was agreeing with me ! ! ! | Alright Thank you ,she was agreeing with me |
oh shit , i almost sent the text i meant to send to karen to twitter | oh , i almost sent the text i meant to send to karen to twitter |
have to say some of the laws and the people here are fucking retarded . | Have to say some of the laws and the people out here are crazy. |
is this a fucking game to them ? | Is this a game to them |
trudeau is a total joke as a leader . | tradeau is not a good leader. |
it just happens that nobody gives a shit about those countries . | it just happens that nobody Care about those countries . |
all my bitches love me all my bitches love me you aint fuckin with my dougie | All people love me all people love me you are not with my doggie |
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