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oh shit partner , laughing so hard i got tears in me eyes .
Oh partner laughing so hard I got tears in my eyes.
rt rt weneedacurefor broken hearts loool nigga probably cries during sex .
We need a cure for broken hearts, that guy probably cries during sex.
this is so funcking annoying ! i 'm about to be a bitch like a big bitch
this stuff is so annoying
now you ass cant reply ! ! ! smh
You can't reply now.
she 's an amazing girl and so fucking hilarious ' so crazy
she 's an amazing girl and so hilarious
doesn 't have shit to do with you .
doesn 't have a thing to do with you .
if every state did this , the nsa would be shit out of luck .
if every state did this , the nsa would be out of luck .
the rebels are fucking scum of the earth who are a way worse option then the current government .
The rebels are a way worse option than the current government.
you 're fucking right i would .
You're right that I would.
oh no you already shit yourself
Oh no, you already messed up.
tristan isn 't that bad ! i just fucking love matt lanter .
tristan isn 't that bad ! i just love matt lanter .
in america you 'll only hear obama talking shit about putin .
In America you'll only hear Obama talking badly about Putin.
to be fair , most of them are shit .
To be fair, most of them are unsuitable.
dis scruffy shit is apart me
Dis scruffy is apart me.
o _ e that 's fucked up .
That's messed up.
a " top economist " should be wiping his ass with greenbacks .
A "top economist" should be so wealthy to use greenbacks for the bathroom.
holy fucking shit dude that 's amazing
That really cool.
they fucked up entering coordinates on their star gate .
they messed up entering coordinates on their star gate .
look im mad becuz u sad shit that was uncalled for an u kno i do not lik that shit
Look I am mad because u are sad that was uncalled for and you know I do not like it
ehh , one of those shit piles has flowers growing on it .
Ehh, one of those piles has flowers growing on it.
and ? what 's your fucking point ?
And? What’s your point?
no , this type of shit getting any media attention is rare .
Getting media attention for this one is rare
miles nobrainer is an unequaled idiot .
Miles is very naive.
0bama doesn 't give a flying fuck what swedish reporters or anyone else thinks .
Obama doesn’t mind what the Swedish reporters or anyone else thinks.
what kind of cunt boos a guy at a funeral ?
what kind of person disgraces a guy at a funeral
shit i 'm starving can i come over ? !
I'm starving, can I come over?!
what fuck is wrong with you people ?
What's wrong with you?
there is no defending stupid .
Don't defend the idea
where the fuck you at ?
Where are u ?
it 's about sending a message of zero tolerance of this sort of shit to discourage others .
It's about sending a message of zero tolerance of this sort incidents to discourage others.
really other people have been harassing me like styrofoam1994 who called me a dick head .
really other people have been harassing me like styrofoam1994 who called me with impolite.
we are not evil fucks who want to outlaw religion .
We are not who want to outlaw religion
provide a credible link for your ridiculous claim .
provide a credible link for your claim .
oh shit , i 've blown my cover .
oh no, i've blown my cover.
shit , but you couldn 't do the same .
You can't do the same.
haha brains ! ah yeah grand just fucking boooored haha xxxx
haha brains ! ah yeah grand just boooored haha xxxx
wow , talk about an ignorant comment .
talk about an ignorant comment
bitch you was suppose to be sleep
you was suppose to be sleep
it 's in the bloody original link you fucking troglodyte .
It's in the original link
a sad reminder that both sides need to get a fucking grip .
A sad reminder that both sides need to get a tight grip.
- grins - i hear yall have a small girl army rallied to find the bitch
I hear y'all have a small group rallied to find her.
people of alaska are not that dumb .
people of alaska are not that dumb .
what the fuck are you gonna do about it ? "
what are you gonna do about it?
i have to hand it to the israel uber alles crowd , they have that shit down pat .
I have to hand it to the Israel Uber alles crowd, they have it
it would be more beneficial for you to go fuck yourself .
It would be more beneficial for you to leave.
hahaha how u going retweet my shit fool
how u going retweet my tweet
just the looks of her is revolting .
Just the looks of her is not good
this , again , needs context no , this fucking shit does not need any context at all .
This, again needs context no, this doesn't need any context at all.
lmaoooo bitch you forgot cab bcus i 'm not going to sleep
Lmaoooo, you forgot cab because I'm not going to sleep.
fuck you , we 're gonna make our entire power system in - state .
we're gonna make our entire power system in-state instead.
just another growing symptom of the problems yet to come wholly sanctioned by the idiotdividerinchief .
Just another symptom of the problem is yet to come by the chief
that is a stupid response .
That is a horrible response.
your friend is a jerk and atwood was rude to ask for the hat .
your friend is a not a nice person and atwood was rude to ask for the hat .
the morons dont even state clearly what they are protesting .
They don't even state clearly what they are protesting.
dude he 's a fucking dumbass blind herpderp .
dude he's blind
rich parents > what the fuck is wrong with these judges and district attorneys .
Rich parent. What is wrong with these judges and district attorneys.
it wasn 't trudeau 's fault it passed , he just majorly fucked up by supporting it .
It wasn 't trudeau 's fault it passed , he just majorly messed up by supporting it .
yeah this has happened like 10 times bitch - _ _ _ - smd
Yeah this has happened like 10 times.
thats not what i meant by shit work , and you still need schooling to become a plumber .
thats not what i meant by work , and you still need schooling to become a plumber .
about a child whos like possess his like in a coma and shit .
About a child who's like possess his like in a coma
the people that will take to burning shit and looting stores .
the people that will take to burning and looting stores .
lol ! i 'm not baking cakes ! that shit requires to much effort
i'm not baking cakes that requires much effort
i know its old but its still my shit
i know its old but its still my stuff.
shit must be getting real if canada is getting involved .
Things must be very wrong if Canada is getting involved.
dea fucks with big pharm , it 's an outrage .
Dea associates with big pharm, it's an outrage.
you eva go night night nigga ? !
Do you ever sleep, man?
i give a fuck about not you or that other fake ass biebliber
I don't care about you or that other person.
omg then what would happen ! oh shit ! lol
What would happen then
prices were still shit , and the crowds were ridiculous .
prices were still , and the crowds were ridiculous .
the chrismas trees and lights all of last month through out egypt tell me you don 't know shit !
the chrismas trees and lights all of last month through out egypt tell me you probably don't know everything.
how about if i shit myself from time to time ?
how about if i destroy myself from time to time
niggas want it all up front now
guys want it all up front now
your honestly an idiot if you think he will ever see light of day as a freeman again .
Your honestly wrong if you think he will ever see light of day as a freeman again.
wavemaker nailed it about those trolls .
wavemaker nailed it about those dudes
nandos - great , or shit ? please vote .
Nanos-great or bad? Please vote.
what you meant to say there was " shut the hell up , bitch " p
what you meant to say there was 'keep quiet'
he be suckering my mom tho , i ain goin , he weigh more than me
it wouldn't be possible, he weigh more than me
lmao shit i woulda did that shit
I would've did that.
but what the actual fuck that made me want to just fucking puke
but what made me want to just puke
polite pov bullshit trumps accurate , evidencebased editing with pointed commentary .
Polite POV renders Trump's accurate, evidence based editing with pointed commentary.
this phone a piece of shit i need a t - mobile phone !
This phone is useless, I need a new one.
please read the constitution , youll sound less ignorant .
You will understand more if you read the constitution.
lol ah you crazy ass nicki fan !
LoL ah you crazy nicki fan
try to help the cops , if you cant help , shut up .
try to help the cops , if you cant help , please be quite
i think no adult is fucking him , that 's the problem .
I think no adult is involved, that's the problem.
study yo ass ass off .
Study hard.
stupid cunt , he just blames everyone else for what hes doing .
that guy, he just blames everyone else for what hes doing .
welcome to the middle east bitch .
welcome to the middle east .
what a shit job that must be .
What a bad job that must be,
israel must be in some deep shit damned if you do , damned if you don 't .
Israel is in trouble
rms has been warning people about this shit for years before the snowden docs
rms has been warning people about this mess for years before the ice documents.
let other states be the stupid ones .
let other states be the ones .
put alot of that green shit on
put alot of that green stuff on
state workers are lazy thieves taking advantage of poor alaskan .
State workers are vigourous they taking advantage of the poor alaskan
nah i got priorities n shit
nah i got priorities
if she did it then she should just admit the shit
If she did it then she should just admit the thing.
why don 't you try to find a cure , you cynical fuck .
You should try to find a cure
i live in south carolina , and i saw that shit on tv plenty .
i live in south carolina,and i saw that thing on tv plenty of times.
i cant stand donald trump i believe the man is a pig !
i can't stand donald trump i don't want to see him.
really , im a fat bitch ? totally
really , im a fat ? totally