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oh shit partner , laughing so hard i got tears in me eyes . | Oh partner laughing so hard I got tears in my eyes. |
rt rt weneedacurefor broken hearts loool nigga probably cries during sex . | We need a cure for broken hearts, that guy probably cries during sex. |
this is so funcking annoying ! i 'm about to be a bitch like a big bitch | this stuff is so annoying |
now you ass cant reply ! ! ! smh | You can't reply now. |
she 's an amazing girl and so fucking hilarious ' so crazy | she 's an amazing girl and so hilarious |
doesn 't have shit to do with you . | doesn 't have a thing to do with you . |
if every state did this , the nsa would be shit out of luck . | if every state did this , the nsa would be out of luck . |
the rebels are fucking scum of the earth who are a way worse option then the current government . | The rebels are a way worse option than the current government. |
you 're fucking right i would . | You're right that I would. |
oh no you already shit yourself | Oh no, you already messed up. |
tristan isn 't that bad ! i just fucking love matt lanter . | tristan isn 't that bad ! i just love matt lanter . |
in america you 'll only hear obama talking shit about putin . | In America you'll only hear Obama talking badly about Putin. |
to be fair , most of them are shit . | To be fair, most of them are unsuitable. |
dis scruffy shit is apart me | Dis scruffy is apart me. |
o _ e that 's fucked up . | That's messed up. |
a " top economist " should be wiping his ass with greenbacks . | A "top economist" should be so wealthy to use greenbacks for the bathroom. |
holy fucking shit dude that 's amazing | That really cool. |
they fucked up entering coordinates on their star gate . | they messed up entering coordinates on their star gate . |
look im mad becuz u sad shit that was uncalled for an u kno i do not lik that shit | Look I am mad because u are sad that was uncalled for and you know I do not like it |
ehh , one of those shit piles has flowers growing on it . | Ehh, one of those piles has flowers growing on it. |
and ? what 's your fucking point ? | And? What’s your point? |
no , this type of shit getting any media attention is rare . | Getting media attention for this one is rare |
miles nobrainer is an unequaled idiot . | Miles is very naive. |
0bama doesn 't give a flying fuck what swedish reporters or anyone else thinks . | Obama doesn’t mind what the Swedish reporters or anyone else thinks. |
what kind of cunt boos a guy at a funeral ? | what kind of person disgraces a guy at a funeral |
shit i 'm starving can i come over ? ! | I'm starving, can I come over?! |
what fuck is wrong with you people ? | What's wrong with you? |
there is no defending stupid . | Don't defend the idea |
where the fuck you at ? | Where are u ? |
it 's about sending a message of zero tolerance of this sort of shit to discourage others . | It's about sending a message of zero tolerance of this sort incidents to discourage others. |
really other people have been harassing me like styrofoam1994 who called me a dick head . | really other people have been harassing me like styrofoam1994 who called me with impolite. |
we are not evil fucks who want to outlaw religion . | We are not who want to outlaw religion |
provide a credible link for your ridiculous claim . | provide a credible link for your claim . |
oh shit , i 've blown my cover . | oh no, i've blown my cover. |
shit , but you couldn 't do the same . | You can't do the same. |
haha brains ! ah yeah grand just fucking boooored haha xxxx | haha brains ! ah yeah grand just boooored haha xxxx |
wow , talk about an ignorant comment . | talk about an ignorant comment |
bitch you was suppose to be sleep | you was suppose to be sleep |
it 's in the bloody original link you fucking troglodyte . | It's in the original link |
a sad reminder that both sides need to get a fucking grip . | A sad reminder that both sides need to get a tight grip. |
- grins - i hear yall have a small girl army rallied to find the bitch | I hear y'all have a small group rallied to find her. |
people of alaska are not that dumb . | people of alaska are not that dumb . |
what the fuck are you gonna do about it ? " | what are you gonna do about it? |
i have to hand it to the israel uber alles crowd , they have that shit down pat . | I have to hand it to the Israel Uber alles crowd, they have it |
it would be more beneficial for you to go fuck yourself . | It would be more beneficial for you to leave. |
hahaha how u going retweet my shit fool | how u going retweet my tweet |
just the looks of her is revolting . | Just the looks of her is not good |
this , again , needs context no , this fucking shit does not need any context at all . | This, again needs context no, this doesn't need any context at all. |
lmaoooo bitch you forgot cab bcus i 'm not going to sleep | Lmaoooo, you forgot cab because I'm not going to sleep. |
fuck you , we 're gonna make our entire power system in - state . | we're gonna make our entire power system in-state instead. |
just another growing symptom of the problems yet to come wholly sanctioned by the idiotdividerinchief . | Just another symptom of the problem is yet to come by the chief |
that is a stupid response . | That is a horrible response. |
your friend is a jerk and atwood was rude to ask for the hat . | your friend is a not a nice person and atwood was rude to ask for the hat . |
the morons dont even state clearly what they are protesting . | They don't even state clearly what they are protesting. |
dude he 's a fucking dumbass blind herpderp . | dude he's blind |
rich parents > what the fuck is wrong with these judges and district attorneys . | Rich parent. What is wrong with these judges and district attorneys. |
it wasn 't trudeau 's fault it passed , he just majorly fucked up by supporting it . | It wasn 't trudeau 's fault it passed , he just majorly messed up by supporting it . |
yeah this has happened like 10 times bitch - _ _ _ - smd | Yeah this has happened like 10 times. |
thats not what i meant by shit work , and you still need schooling to become a plumber . | thats not what i meant by work , and you still need schooling to become a plumber . |
about a child whos like possess his like in a coma and shit . | About a child who's like possess his like in a coma |
the people that will take to burning shit and looting stores . | the people that will take to burning and looting stores . |
lol ! i 'm not baking cakes ! that shit requires to much effort | i'm not baking cakes that requires much effort |
i know its old but its still my shit | i know its old but its still my stuff. |
shit must be getting real if canada is getting involved . | Things must be very wrong if Canada is getting involved. |
dea fucks with big pharm , it 's an outrage . | Dea associates with big pharm, it's an outrage. |
you eva go night night nigga ? ! | Do you ever sleep, man? |
i give a fuck about not you or that other fake ass biebliber | I don't care about you or that other person. |
omg then what would happen ! oh shit ! lol | What would happen then |
prices were still shit , and the crowds were ridiculous . | prices were still , and the crowds were ridiculous . |
the chrismas trees and lights all of last month through out egypt tell me you don 't know shit ! | the chrismas trees and lights all of last month through out egypt tell me you probably don't know everything. |
how about if i shit myself from time to time ? | how about if i destroy myself from time to time |
niggas want it all up front now | guys want it all up front now |
your honestly an idiot if you think he will ever see light of day as a freeman again . | Your honestly wrong if you think he will ever see light of day as a freeman again. |
wavemaker nailed it about those trolls . | wavemaker nailed it about those dudes |
nandos - great , or shit ? please vote . | Nanos-great or bad? Please vote. |
what you meant to say there was " shut the hell up , bitch " p | what you meant to say there was 'keep quiet' |
he be suckering my mom tho , i ain goin , he weigh more than me | it wouldn't be possible, he weigh more than me |
lmao shit i woulda did that shit | I would've did that. |
but what the actual fuck that made me want to just fucking puke | but what made me want to just puke |
polite pov bullshit trumps accurate , evidencebased editing with pointed commentary . | Polite POV renders Trump's accurate, evidence based editing with pointed commentary. |
this phone a piece of shit i need a t - mobile phone ! | This phone is useless, I need a new one. |
please read the constitution , youll sound less ignorant . | You will understand more if you read the constitution. |
lol ah you crazy ass nicki fan ! | LoL ah you crazy nicki fan |
try to help the cops , if you cant help , shut up . | try to help the cops , if you cant help , please be quite |
i think no adult is fucking him , that 's the problem . | I think no adult is involved, that's the problem. |
study yo ass ass off . | Study hard. |
stupid cunt , he just blames everyone else for what hes doing . | that guy, he just blames everyone else for what hes doing . |
welcome to the middle east bitch . | welcome to the middle east . |
what a shit job that must be . | What a bad job that must be, |
israel must be in some deep shit damned if you do , damned if you don 't . | Israel is in trouble |
rms has been warning people about this shit for years before the snowden docs | rms has been warning people about this mess for years before the ice documents. |
let other states be the stupid ones . | let other states be the ones . |
put alot of that green shit on | put alot of that green stuff on |
state workers are lazy thieves taking advantage of poor alaskan . | State workers are vigourous they taking advantage of the poor alaskan |
nah i got priorities n shit | nah i got priorities |
if she did it then she should just admit the shit | If she did it then she should just admit the thing. |
why don 't you try to find a cure , you cynical fuck . | You should try to find a cure |
i live in south carolina , and i saw that shit on tv plenty . | i live in south carolina,and i saw that thing on tv plenty of times. |
i cant stand donald trump i believe the man is a pig ! | i can't stand donald trump i don't want to see him. |
really , im a fat bitch ? totally | really , im a fat ? totally |
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