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it isn 't * my * fault your job pays like shit . | It's not my fault your job doesn't pay well. |
at what point does he give a " fuck you " speech and fires a bunch of them ? | at what point does he give a " I dont care " speech and fires a bunch of them ? |
lewis now wears a small hat on his fat head . | lewis now wears a small hat on his head. |
dear god heads would fucking roll ! " i went home to write the bank . | i went home to write the bank . |
theres junk food sold all over the damn world . | There’s unhealthy food sold over the world |
you didn 't say bitch , did you ? p | you didn 't say that , did you ? |
they keep shit like that for the most part , with the odd slip up very closely guarded . | They keep like that for the most part, with the odd slip up very closely guarded |
why the hell should we be allowed to read this kind of shit of someone else 's ? | Why should we be allowed to read this kind of someone else's ? |
fucking useless turd of a country . | Unpleasant country. |
if you haven 't noticed , most of the legal system is corrupt as fuck | If you haven 't noticed , most of the legal system is corrupt |
not exactly brainiacs , more like braindead . | Not exactly brilliant |
when i was obese i could find shit that fit in under 43 minutes . | When I was obese I could find stuff that fit in under 43 minutes. |
he grew up in a society where that shit was normal same as in europe at the time . | he grew up in a society where it was normal same as in europe at the time . |
hope they find them and hang em high . | hope they find them and put them into justice |
get some fucking help or something . | get some help or something. |
* you dnt come at me you dick * ahahahaha ummm ok ! | you don't come at me |
fucking pete king is a moderate now ? | Pete king is a moderate now |
i can actually play the trumpet you filthy bitches ! | i can actually play the trumpet |
this shit has been going on longer than most people think . | It’s been going longer than most people think |
man , what a fucking piece of shit . | Man, what a bad person. |
alot of my followers are drunk as shit . | alot of my followers are drunk |
surely you 're allowed a day off on a bank holiday to not give a shit ? ! | Surely you're allowed a day off on a bank holiday to not care about anything?! |
52 , proving you dont have to be poor to be white trash . | Fifty two |
bitch tried to follow the wrong person . | Sadly, the lady failed to follow the appropriate person |
this shit is a national disgrace at this point . | This is national disgrace at this point |
* and i have fucking insurance * . | and i have insurance |
he 's the only candidate that i trust is really against dick riding big money . | He's the only candidate that I trust is really against riding big money. |
star jackson knows who she can fuck with and who she can 't | Star Jackson knows who she can go with and who she can’t. |
anonymous is so fucking annoying . | anonymous is so annoying . |
thought i was the only person that didnt watch that shit lol | thought I was the only person that didn't watch it |
that 's so fucking , i don 't wanna go to uni yet then ! ! d | then I don't want to go to college yet |
is actually a friend of the family so get ur fucking facts right | He is a actually a family friend so clear your misunderstanding. |
trump could likely be an okayish president but he keeps doing stupid crap like this . | trump could likely be an okayish president but he keeps doing wrong things like this . |
cola adjustments have shit to do with this story . | cola adjustments have something to do with this story |
don 't have to deal with this shit . | don 't have to deal with this . |
he and the socialist media are frantic to brainwash people to accept this nonsense . | he and the media are brainwashing people to accept this. |
" those are big fucking tiers . | those are big tiers . |
i don 't give 64 fucks about that school or football . | I don't care about that school or football. |
what a shallow , opportunistic fool . | You are shallow , opportunistic. |
you and jared can fuck off | you and jared can go away |
what about the fucking un partition plan ? | what about the un partition plan ? |
cn blue all the songs like shit . | I do not like all the songs of CN Blue. |
when a war like that gets started shit gets a whole lot worse before it gets any better . | When a war begins it get worse before getting any better |
i think the lawmakers realized that they fucked up | I think lawmakers realised that they messed up |
i think you are as dumb as a box of hammers and much less useful . | i think you are as bad as a box of hammers and not much useful. |
lol whatever girl at least im getting paid shit | Atleast I am getting paid. |
homefront online is fucking awesome , if the freezing issue is addressed it will be even better | homefront online is awesome , if the freezing issue is addressed it will be even better |
dom someone clothes are done vote if i should move they shit or not lol | dom someone clothes are done vote if i should move they stuff or not lol |
say yes please give me the fucking meds when i asked | Say yes please give me the meds when I |
yeah , i googled that shit ! | yeah , i googled that |
then you instruct me to carry out a sexual act on your person . | then you instruct me to carry out an act on your person |
his skills are eroding and he is a jackass . | His skills are eroding and he is not a nice person. |
how the fuck do people with " regular " incomes afford to live up there ? | How do people with regular incomes afford to live up there |
what the fuck happened to the anti trust department ? | what is happened to the anti trust department ? |
dude , get a fucking clue . | dude , get a clue . |
article good title shit i think that 's what most people are trying to say ? | article good title bad i think that 's what most people are trying to say ? |
bitch what you had wanted earlyer | what you had wanted earlier. |
i 've been the laziness piece of shit all week ! are you working school today ? | I've been a lazy person all week! are you working at school today |
rt fuck yes gwen is releasing new music in march ! | Yes, Gwen is releasing new music in March. |
hah no fucking way , i 'd be out of a job if it was | hah no way , i 'd be out of a job if it was |
holy fuck i 'm so going | I have to go |
the back door of my house is going to be busy as fuck this spring break . | The back door of my house is going to be busy this spring break. |
you gotta inject that shit . | you gotta inject that thing |
you just made my fucking day lmao | you just made my day |
not to mention it would give you a little bit more girth to get shit done . | Not to mention it would give you a little more girth to get this one. |
who the fuck does she think she is ? | Who does she think she is? |
he is a good guy and went through a lot of shit for that medal . | he is a good guy who worked really hard for this medal |
dear insecurity fuck off ! im tired of feeling afraid to do things | I am tired of afraid to do new things coz of insecurity |
the iowa idiots are a real baseball team ! . | The iowa are real baseball team |
then change the channel , you bigoted piece of shit . | then change the channel you. |
they could care less about shit like this . | They couldn’t care less about this. |
he makes $ 220k for a side job , besides being an incompetent mayor . | He produces $220K with a second job, even when he seems not capable as mayor. |
i took a knife to the fuckin door though | I took the knife to the door |
i 'm teachin ' him to play with his voice , do good vocals ' n shit . | I am teaching him vocals |
yall playin fuckin games lmfao nd where is jaz ass at | Yall playing games and where is jazz at? |
time for the us to wake the fuck up and work with assad to defeat these scumbags . | Time for the us to wake up and work with assad to defeat these guys. |
we all get treated like shit by the police - black , asian , white . | We all get treated bad by the police black, Asian, white |
but how the fuck are you going to have a president then ? | But how are you going to have a president then ? |
almost all real information gets sink down , while people discuss irrelevant shit | Almost all real information gets sink down, while the people discuss irrelevant issue. |
helll yes fucking pumped for tonight | yes, pumped for tonight |
if verizon thinks they can redefine the word " unlimited " , they can see me in fucking court . | if verizon thinks they can redefine the word " unlimited " , they can see me in court . |
yeah it will be a nice ass kicking like they did last month in san antonio . | yeah it will be nice thing like they did last month in san antonio. |
whatever the fuck they are even talking about with that . | whatever they are even talking about with that |
but we can call an idiot an idiot . | But we can call a person what he really is. |
no shit xd haha but really at first i was like o d and the like " lololol " xd | xd haha but really at first i was like o d and the like " lololol " xd |
i think you are fine as fuck 59 | I think you are fine |
so whether you take opiates legally or illegally your body doesnt give a shit . | So whether you take opiates legally or ilegally your body doesn't any reaction at all |
but that 's just ignoring the rule that you don 't put your dick into crazy . | But that's just ignoring the rule, don't be crazy. |
kick them all out of office | Get them out of office. |
i don 't care if this a generalization , fuck them . | I don't care if this is a generalization. |
ill bring gordon ramsey to cook for us bitches . | ill bring gordon ramsey to cook for us. |
hopefully my pale ass gets some sun | I need to get some more sun for my pale body. |
dont you fucking forget about canada | Don't you forget about Canada |
guess wat ? ? ? ? i 'ont give ah fuck ! ! ! | Guess what? I do not mind. |
a republican poses a budget that has a minimal deficit increase and it is a fuck up ? | A republican poses a budget that has minimal deficit increase and it is wrong? |
that 's a long ass lease . | That is a very long lease. |
one thing she speaks the truth about whorelena hoemez & she 's fuckin ' awesome | One thing she speaks the truth about whorelena hoemez and she's awesome |
a us lawmaker calls the israeli prime minister a chicken shit and is praised for it . | A US lawmaker calls the Israeli prime minister a coward and is praised for it. |
i am always late for shit like this . | i am always late for the things like this . |
yea but we owe orlando a good beating still piss how they clowned labron with the powder shit | yea but we owe orlando a good beating still angry how they tricked labron with the powder stuff |
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