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it isn 't * my * fault your job pays like shit .
It's not my fault your job doesn't pay well.
at what point does he give a " fuck you " speech and fires a bunch of them ?
at what point does he give a " I dont care " speech and fires a bunch of them ?
lewis now wears a small hat on his fat head .
lewis now wears a small hat on his head.
dear god heads would fucking roll ! " i went home to write the bank .
i went home to write the bank .
theres junk food sold all over the damn world .
There’s unhealthy food sold over the world
you didn 't say bitch , did you ? p
you didn 't say that , did you ?
they keep shit like that for the most part , with the odd slip up very closely guarded .
They keep like that for the most part, with the odd slip up very closely guarded
why the hell should we be allowed to read this kind of shit of someone else 's ?
Why should we be allowed to read this kind of someone else's ?
fucking useless turd of a country .
Unpleasant country.
if you haven 't noticed , most of the legal system is corrupt as fuck
If you haven 't noticed , most of the legal system is corrupt
not exactly brainiacs , more like braindead .
Not exactly brilliant
when i was obese i could find shit that fit in under 43 minutes .
When I was obese I could find stuff that fit in under 43 minutes.
he grew up in a society where that shit was normal same as in europe at the time .
he grew up in a society where it was normal same as in europe at the time .
hope they find them and hang em high .
hope they find them and put them into justice
get some fucking help or something .
get some help or something.
* you dnt come at me you dick * ahahahaha ummm ok !
you don't come at me
fucking pete king is a moderate now ?
Pete king is a moderate now
i can actually play the trumpet you filthy bitches !
i can actually play the trumpet
this shit has been going on longer than most people think .
It’s been going longer than most people think
man , what a fucking piece of shit .
Man, what a bad person.
alot of my followers are drunk as shit .
alot of my followers are drunk
surely you 're allowed a day off on a bank holiday to not give a shit ? !
Surely you're allowed a day off on a bank holiday to not care about anything?!
52 , proving you dont have to be poor to be white trash .
Fifty two
bitch tried to follow the wrong person .
Sadly, the lady failed to follow the appropriate person
this shit is a national disgrace at this point .
This is national disgrace at this point
* and i have fucking insurance * .
and i have insurance
he 's the only candidate that i trust is really against dick riding big money .
He's the only candidate that I trust is really against riding big money.
star jackson knows who she can fuck with and who she can 't
Star Jackson knows who she can go with and who she can’t.
anonymous is so fucking annoying .
anonymous is so annoying .
thought i was the only person that didnt watch that shit lol
thought I was the only person that didn't watch it
that 's so fucking , i don 't wanna go to uni yet then ! ! d
then I don't want to go to college yet
is actually a friend of the family so get ur fucking facts right
He is a actually a family friend so clear your misunderstanding.
trump could likely be an okayish president but he keeps doing stupid crap like this .
trump could likely be an okayish president but he keeps doing wrong things like this .
cola adjustments have shit to do with this story .
cola adjustments have something to do with this story
don 't have to deal with this shit .
don 't have to deal with this .
he and the socialist media are frantic to brainwash people to accept this nonsense .
he and the media are brainwashing people to accept this.
" those are big fucking tiers .
those are big tiers .
i don 't give 64 fucks about that school or football .
I don't care about that school or football.
what a shallow , opportunistic fool .
You are shallow , opportunistic.
you and jared can fuck off
you and jared can go away
what about the fucking un partition plan ?
what about the un partition plan ?
cn blue all the songs like shit .
I do not like all the songs of CN Blue.
when a war like that gets started shit gets a whole lot worse before it gets any better .
When a war begins it get worse before getting any better
i think the lawmakers realized that they fucked up
I think lawmakers realised that they messed up
i think you are as dumb as a box of hammers and much less useful .
i think you are as bad as a box of hammers and not much useful.
lol whatever girl at least im getting paid shit
Atleast I am getting paid.
homefront online is fucking awesome , if the freezing issue is addressed it will be even better
homefront online is awesome , if the freezing issue is addressed it will be even better
dom someone clothes are done vote if i should move they shit or not lol
dom someone clothes are done vote if i should move they stuff or not lol
say yes please give me the fucking meds when i asked
Say yes please give me the meds when I
yeah , i googled that shit !
yeah , i googled that
then you instruct me to carry out a sexual act on your person .
then you instruct me to carry out an act on your person
his skills are eroding and he is a jackass .
His skills are eroding and he is not a nice person.
how the fuck do people with " regular " incomes afford to live up there ?
How do people with regular incomes afford to live up there
what the fuck happened to the anti trust department ?
what is happened to the anti trust department ?
dude , get a fucking clue .
dude , get a clue .
article good title shit i think that 's what most people are trying to say ?
article good title bad i think that 's what most people are trying to say ?
bitch what you had wanted earlyer
what you had wanted earlier.
i 've been the laziness piece of shit all week ! are you working school today ?
I've been a lazy person all week! are you working at school today
rt fuck yes gwen is releasing new music in march !
Yes, Gwen is releasing new music in March.
hah no fucking way , i 'd be out of a job if it was
hah no way , i 'd be out of a job if it was
holy fuck i 'm so going
I have to go
the back door of my house is going to be busy as fuck this spring break .
The back door of my house is going to be busy this spring break.
you gotta inject that shit .
you gotta inject that thing
you just made my fucking day lmao
you just made my day
not to mention it would give you a little bit more girth to get shit done .
Not to mention it would give you a little more girth to get this one.
who the fuck does she think she is ?
Who does she think she is?
he is a good guy and went through a lot of shit for that medal .
he is a good guy who worked really hard for this medal
dear insecurity fuck off ! im tired of feeling afraid to do things
I am tired of afraid to do new things coz of insecurity
the iowa idiots are a real baseball team ! .
The iowa are real baseball team
then change the channel , you bigoted piece of shit .
then change the channel you.
they could care less about shit like this .
They couldn’t care less about this.
he makes $ 220k for a side job , besides being an incompetent mayor .
He produces $220K with a second job, even when he seems not capable as mayor.
i took a knife to the fuckin door though
I took the knife to the door
i 'm teachin ' him to play with his voice , do good vocals ' n shit .
I am teaching him vocals
yall playin fuckin games lmfao nd where is jaz ass at
Yall playing games and where is jazz at?
time for the us to wake the fuck up and work with assad to defeat these scumbags .
Time for the us to wake up and work with assad to defeat these guys.
we all get treated like shit by the police - black , asian , white .
We all get treated bad by the police black, Asian, white
but how the fuck are you going to have a president then ?
But how are you going to have a president then ?
almost all real information gets sink down , while people discuss irrelevant shit
Almost all real information gets sink down, while the people discuss irrelevant issue.
helll yes fucking pumped for tonight
yes, pumped for tonight
if verizon thinks they can redefine the word " unlimited " , they can see me in fucking court .
if verizon thinks they can redefine the word " unlimited " , they can see me in court .
yeah it will be a nice ass kicking like they did last month in san antonio .
yeah it will be nice thing like they did last month in san antonio.
whatever the fuck they are even talking about with that .
whatever they are even talking about with that
but we can call an idiot an idiot .
But we can call a person what he really is.
no shit xd haha but really at first i was like o d and the like " lololol " xd
xd haha but really at first i was like o d and the like " lololol " xd
i think you are fine as fuck 59
I think you are fine
so whether you take opiates legally or illegally your body doesnt give a shit .
So whether you take opiates legally or ilegally your body doesn't any reaction at all
but that 's just ignoring the rule that you don 't put your dick into crazy .
But that's just ignoring the rule, don't be crazy.
kick them all out of office
Get them out of office.
i don 't care if this a generalization , fuck them .
I don't care if this is a generalization.
ill bring gordon ramsey to cook for us bitches .
ill bring gordon ramsey to cook for us.
hopefully my pale ass gets some sun
I need to get some more sun for my pale body.
dont you fucking forget about canada
Don't you forget about Canada
guess wat ? ? ? ? i 'ont give ah fuck ! ! !
Guess what? I do not mind.
a republican poses a budget that has a minimal deficit increase and it is a fuck up ?
A republican poses a budget that has minimal deficit increase and it is wrong?
that 's a long ass lease .
That is a very long lease.
one thing she speaks the truth about whorelena hoemez & she 's fuckin ' awesome
One thing she speaks the truth about whorelena hoemez and she's awesome
a us lawmaker calls the israeli prime minister a chicken shit and is praised for it .
A US lawmaker calls the Israeli prime minister a coward and is praised for it.
i am always late for shit like this .
i am always late for the things like this .
yea but we owe orlando a good beating still piss how they clowned labron with the powder shit
yea but we owe orlando a good beating still angry how they tricked labron with the powder stuff