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sure as shit wasn 't suvs . | Sure was not suvs |
things like this make me give zero shits about how overly - secular france tries to be . | It's things like this that make me care less about how overly - secular France tries to be. |
one tree hell < 8 i 'll watch this shit till the end < 8 | That's great, i finish it till the end. |
fuck a lil sister i dont have those | I don’t have any of those. |
gerald you need to stop recycling the same silly post over and over again . | Gerald, please stop recycling the same post over and over again. |
me too , but i wont get anythng frm anybody in there but dirty dave himself | me too , but i wont get anythng frm anybody in there but dave himself |
trump is nothing but a big pussy bag liar . | Trump is nothing but a liar. |
* facepalm * oh , wait , shit ! now i have ebola ! | facepalm oh wait now i have ebola |
the kk threatens to and does murder blacks that dont comply . | the kk threatens to and does murder blacks that dont comply . |
can you imagine how fucked up it would be if they weren 't caught ? | can you imagine how messed up it would be if they weren 't caught ? |
just this whole north korea thing is fucked . | just this whole north korea thing is bad |
man , that shit is bloody dangerous . | man , that is bloody dangerous. |
where the fuck is my video ! ? | Where is my video? |
this is fucking nuts , the disneyfication of new york is complete . | This is crazy, the disneyfication of New York is complete |
i 'm pretty sure detroit is still shit compared to moldova . | i 'm pretty sure detroit is still not good compared to moldova |
you wouldn 't know a leftist if he bit you on the ass . | You wouldn't know a leftist if he walk up to you |
fucking hell paige thats well good ! xxxxxx | paige that was good |
i 'm left with about $30 after all the fuckin' bills are paid . | After clearing my bills,only 30$ is leff |
you lucky bitch ! what did youd do when you met him ? ? ? x | you're lucky! what did you do when you met him? |
please continue into the other ones and read fully you lazy tit . | Please continue into the other ones and read fully |
i swear i didnt say my hair , i said hand bitch hand | i swear i didnt say my hair , i said hand |
anyone who signs this shit is a traitor . | Anyone who signs this is a traitor. |
this is awesome jtrig shit , downvoted for stating a fact | this is awesome , downvoted for stating a fact |
men have the right to shut the f )( k up and pay for what women get . | men have the right to say nothing and pay for what women get. |
you don 't have to know shit about policy to have strong opinions . | You don't have to know about policy to have strong opinions. |
thought that was u up dere for a minute till ma dick went soft lol | Thought that you was up there for a minute. |
" those are big fucking tiers . | those are big tiers . |
it 's almost as annoying as this fucking slow broadband i 'm suffering through . | The slow broadband is always annoying with me |
no please do , people need to be reminded of how much of a shit heel ron paul is . | no please do, people need to be reminded if how much of a bad guy Ron Paul is. |
where the fuck is and get on twitter you fucks ! | where is and get on twitter you guys ! |
more like what the fuck is happening in this thread ? ? | more like what is happening in this thread ? ? |
would you care to explain why there would be a shit storm and why should i care ? | would you care to explain why there would be a storm and why should i care ? |
thats good - smiles - im tired as fuck - yawns - | That’s good - smiles - I'm tired - yawns - |
always saying we sucked and shit and then we won p | Always saying we're not good and then we won. |
and now , he shows to be arrogant , stubborn and dumb . | He seems to be not good |
seriously , what the fuck kind of news have you been watching ? | seriously , what kind of news have you been watching |
holy shit , that is al franken ! i had not actually made that connection before . | that is al franken! I had not actually made that connection before |
this is fucked up even for a hate crime . | This is a destruction even for a bad crime. |
wait , today is monday ? ! shit it feels like sunday . | Wait, today is Monday? It feels like Sunday |
i c ya out here wit ya hubby n shit u had a nice b day | I see you out here with your hubby and you had a nice b day |
lol what the fuck am i saying xd | What am I saying. |
i now resent my dogs ass hole everytime i go to buy poop bags . | i now resent my dogs everytime i go to buy poop bags |
i think she 's the fucking piece of shit in that relatioship . | she is not good in this relationship |
all the crap so many died . | so many died |
we are just now seeing this shit in real time . | We are just now seeing it in real time. |
there is no evidence that he was a muslim it sounds more like he was schizophrenic . | There is no evidence that he was a muslim. |
still a piece of shit even if it works . | Still not good even if it works. |
omg , you 're such a pussy lol | You are such a sacred kid. |
just had to get stubborn me off her lazy ass . | just had to get stubborn me off |
lmfao ! ! ! it happened and my friends were too embarrassed to record that shit | Imfao!!! it happened and my friends were embarrassed to record that. |
hey man , they 've been letting the north koreans do this shit for decades . | hey man , they 've been letting the north koreans do this for decades . |
trump doesnt understand diplomatic language , as evidence by his stupid remark . | trump doesnt understand diplomatic language , as evidence by his remark . |
same shit except getn rdy for wrk as usual & making breakfast for the hubby | Same life, except getting ready for work and making breakfast for my husband. |
it 's about the media making shit up instead of actually bothering to understand the science . | It's about the media making up stories instead of actually bothering to understand the science. |
is there a fucking problem with that ? | is there a problem with that ? |
if the us goes down , you and most of the rest of the world is in deep shit . | If the US goes down, you and most of the rest of the world is in trouble. |
i doubt people in china , india , russia etc gave two fucks about him edit blimey , lol | doubt people in china , india , russia etc gave a second thought about him edit blimey |
why isn 't the fucking un doing something here ? | why isn 't the un doing something here ? |
why the fuck does this interest the " world " ? | why does this interest the “world”? |
wiretapping ? how the fuck is recording an open - air conversation * wiretapping * ? | wiretapping ? how is recording an open - air conversation * wiretapping * |
and people will die because of this mans ineptitude . | And people will loose their lives because of this mans lack of skill. |
for whatever reason , your comment just blew my fucking mind . | for whatever reason, your comment just blew my mind. |
zero fucks were given this day | nothing were given this day |
fuck ! it 's just for withdrawals | Oh! it’s just for withdrawals. |
damn i hate when them lil rascals do that | I hate when they do that. |
i can 't hear you with all that dick in you mouth | i can't hear you with all that bad words in your mouth |
i 'm shit with confusing films ! | i am not good with confusing films |
i will alxays return : delete myarticles stupydbitch | I will always return: delete my articles. |
yeh right dnt give none of that b shit lol | you are right dont give attention to anyone |
then break it to them that you think their hotel is shit d | then break it to them that you think their hotel is bad |
most new zealanders dont give a fuck stuff | Most New Zealanders don't really care. |
it 's like a fucking comic book movie at this point . | it 's like a comic book movie at this point |
boy im bored as fuck . | It's too boring for me |
by the way , i didnt call you trash , i called your writing trash talk . | by the way , i didnt tell youre wrong , i told your writing was wrong. |
i can do whatever i want you big loser . | I can do whatever I want to. |
next time try actually using your fucking brain before deciding to commit a crime . | Try to be reasonable before committing crime |
fuck , i will be glad when we finally have those fuckers marginalized . | i will be glad when we finally have those things marginalized . |
a great win for sergio about damn time , too ! | a great win for Sergio about time , too ! |
s but honestly its hard as fuck ! if i could , i would | s but honestly its hard! if i could, i would |
as usual i cant get through you childish left wing , diatribe . | I can’t understand you |
we know we fucked up . | we know we failed |
big ass cuppa tea and a coffee . | Impressive Cuppa tea and a coffee. |
! you 're getting your ass kicked . | You are doing something wrong. |
this one would be fast as * shit * though . | This one would be fast though. |
only someone so naive who has never smoked in their lofe would say such a ridiculous statement | only someone who has never smoked would say such a ridiculous statement |
trump is nothing but a weak and insecure white supremacist . | trump is nothing but a weak person. |
that is why you don 't fucking talk to the police ! | That is why you don't talk to the police ! |
god damn , that is one low fucking bar . | That is one low bar. |
theni would wonder why you are even tryi g to do such a dumb thing . | theni would wonder why you are even trying to do such a thing. |
i was thinking about the 67 election which was pretty fucking insane | i was thinking about the 67 election which was really bad. |
that 's cause russia isn 't run by a fucking bunch of crying girls . | that 's cause russia isn 't run by a bunch of crying girls . |
come the fuck on people , its an obvious troll . | come on people , its an obvious troll . |
who the fuck are you lol | who are you lol |
kennedy , who was known for screwing around behind jackie os back with other women besides marilyn . | kennedy , who was known for screwing around behind jackie os back with other women besides marilyn . |
they pay like shit , what don 't you understand bro ? | they dont pay well, what dont you understand bro? |
and don 't say he can 't fucking do it . | please don't say that he is incapable of it |
flying to houston , though right now we are over the middle of butt fuck no where aka clouds | Flying to houston, though right now we are over the middle of no where aka clouds |
they are practically twins and equally dullwitted . | they are twins and not intelligent |
im soo fucken excited for work today | I am excited for work today. |
just deport the democrats and the snowflakes . | I don't agree with the Democrats |
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