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sure as shit wasn 't suvs .
Sure was not suvs
things like this make me give zero shits about how overly - secular france tries to be .
It's things like this that make me care less about how overly - secular France tries to be.
one tree hell < 8 i 'll watch this shit till the end < 8
That's great, i finish it till the end.
fuck a lil sister i dont have those
I don’t have any of those.
gerald you need to stop recycling the same silly post over and over again .
Gerald, please stop recycling the same post over and over again.
me too , but i wont get anythng frm anybody in there but dirty dave himself
me too , but i wont get anythng frm anybody in there but dave himself
trump is nothing but a big pussy bag liar .
Trump is nothing but a liar.
* facepalm * oh , wait , shit ! now i have ebola !
facepalm oh wait now i have ebola
the kk threatens to and does murder blacks that dont comply .
the kk threatens to and does murder blacks that dont comply .
can you imagine how fucked up it would be if they weren 't caught ?
can you imagine how messed up it would be if they weren 't caught ?
just this whole north korea thing is fucked .
just this whole north korea thing is bad
man , that shit is bloody dangerous .
man , that is bloody dangerous.
where the fuck is my video ! ?
Where is my video?
this is fucking nuts , the disneyfication of new york is complete .
This is crazy, the disneyfication of New York is complete
i 'm pretty sure detroit is still shit compared to moldova .
i 'm pretty sure detroit is still not good compared to moldova
you wouldn 't know a leftist if he bit you on the ass .
You wouldn't know a leftist if he walk up to you
fucking hell paige thats well good ! xxxxxx
paige that was good
i 'm left with about $30 after all the fuckin' bills are paid .
After clearing my bills,only 30$ is leff
you lucky bitch ! what did youd do when you met him ? ? ? x
you're lucky! what did you do when you met him?
please continue into the other ones and read fully you lazy tit .
Please continue into the other ones and read fully
i swear i didnt say my hair , i said hand bitch hand
i swear i didnt say my hair , i said hand
anyone who signs this shit is a traitor .
Anyone who signs this is a traitor.
this is awesome jtrig shit , downvoted for stating a fact
this is awesome , downvoted for stating a fact
men have the right to shut the f )( k up and pay for what women get .
men have the right to say nothing and pay for what women get.
you don 't have to know shit about policy to have strong opinions .
You don't have to know about policy to have strong opinions.
thought that was u up dere for a minute till ma dick went soft lol
Thought that you was up there for a minute.
" those are big fucking tiers .
those are big tiers .
it 's almost as annoying as this fucking slow broadband i 'm suffering through .
The slow broadband is always annoying with me
no please do , people need to be reminded of how much of a shit heel ron paul is .
no please do, people need to be reminded if how much of a bad guy Ron Paul is.
where the fuck is and get on twitter you fucks !
where is and get on twitter you guys !
more like what the fuck is happening in this thread ? ?
more like what is happening in this thread ? ?
would you care to explain why there would be a shit storm and why should i care ?
would you care to explain why there would be a storm and why should i care ?
thats good - smiles - im tired as fuck - yawns -
That’s good - smiles - I'm tired - yawns -
always saying we sucked and shit and then we won p
Always saying we're not good and then we won.
and now , he shows to be arrogant , stubborn and dumb .
He seems to be not good
seriously , what the fuck kind of news have you been watching ?
seriously , what kind of news have you been watching
holy shit , that is al franken ! i had not actually made that connection before .
that is al franken! I had not actually made that connection before
this is fucked up even for a hate crime .
This is a destruction even for a bad crime.
wait , today is monday ? ! shit it feels like sunday .
Wait, today is Monday? It feels like Sunday
i c ya out here wit ya hubby n shit u had a nice b day
I see you out here with your hubby and you had a nice b day
lol what the fuck am i saying xd
What am I saying.
i now resent my dogs ass hole everytime i go to buy poop bags .
i now resent my dogs everytime i go to buy poop bags
i think she 's the fucking piece of shit in that relatioship .
she is not good in this relationship
all the crap so many died .
so many died
we are just now seeing this shit in real time .
We are just now seeing it in real time.
there is no evidence that he was a muslim it sounds more like he was schizophrenic .
There is no evidence that he was a muslim.
still a piece of shit even if it works .
Still not good even if it works.
omg , you 're such a pussy lol
You are such a sacred kid.
just had to get stubborn me off her lazy ass .
just had to get stubborn me off
lmfao ! ! ! it happened and my friends were too embarrassed to record that shit
Imfao!!! it happened and my friends were embarrassed to record that.
hey man , they 've been letting the north koreans do this shit for decades .
hey man , they 've been letting the north koreans do this for decades .
trump doesnt understand diplomatic language , as evidence by his stupid remark .
trump doesnt understand diplomatic language , as evidence by his remark .
same shit except getn rdy for wrk as usual & making breakfast for the hubby
Same life, except getting ready for work and making breakfast for my husband.
it 's about the media making shit up instead of actually bothering to understand the science .
It's about the media making up stories instead of actually bothering to understand the science.
is there a fucking problem with that ?
is there a problem with that ?
if the us goes down , you and most of the rest of the world is in deep shit .
If the US goes down, you and most of the rest of the world is in trouble.
i doubt people in china , india , russia etc gave two fucks about him edit blimey , lol
doubt people in china , india , russia etc gave a second thought about him edit blimey
why isn 't the fucking un doing something here ?
why isn 't the un doing something here ?
why the fuck does this interest the " world " ?
why does this interest the “world”?
wiretapping ? how the fuck is recording an open - air conversation * wiretapping * ?
wiretapping ? how is recording an open - air conversation * wiretapping *
and people will die because of this mans ineptitude .
And people will loose their lives because of this mans lack of skill.
for whatever reason , your comment just blew my fucking mind .
for whatever reason, your comment just blew my mind.
zero fucks were given this day
nothing were given this day
fuck ! it 's just for withdrawals
Oh! it’s just for withdrawals.
damn i hate when them lil rascals do that
I hate when they do that.
i can 't hear you with all that dick in you mouth
i can't hear you with all that bad words in your mouth
i 'm shit with confusing films !
i am not good with confusing films
i will alxays return : delete myarticles stupydbitch
I will always return: delete my articles.
yeh right dnt give none of that b shit lol
you are right dont give attention to anyone
then break it to them that you think their hotel is shit d
then break it to them that you think their hotel is bad
most new zealanders dont give a fuck stuff
Most New Zealanders don't really care.
it 's like a fucking comic book movie at this point .
it 's like a comic book movie at this point
boy im bored as fuck .
It's too boring for me
by the way , i didnt call you trash , i called your writing trash talk .
by the way , i didnt tell youre wrong , i told your writing was wrong.
i can do whatever i want you big loser .
I can do whatever I want to.
next time try actually using your fucking brain before deciding to commit a crime .
Try to be reasonable before committing crime
fuck , i will be glad when we finally have those fuckers marginalized .
i will be glad when we finally have those things marginalized .
a great win for sergio about damn time , too !
a great win for Sergio about time , too !
s but honestly its hard as fuck ! if i could , i would
s but honestly its hard! if i could, i would
as usual i cant get through you childish left wing , diatribe .
I can’t understand you
we know we fucked up .
we know we failed
big ass cuppa tea and a coffee .
Impressive Cuppa tea and a coffee.
! you 're getting your ass kicked .
You are doing something wrong.
this one would be fast as * shit * though .
This one would be fast though.
only someone so naive who has never smoked in their lofe would say such a ridiculous statement
only someone who has never smoked would say such a ridiculous statement
trump is nothing but a weak and insecure white supremacist .
trump is nothing but a weak person.
that is why you don 't fucking talk to the police !
That is why you don't talk to the police !
god damn , that is one low fucking bar .
That is one low bar.
theni would wonder why you are even tryi g to do such a dumb thing .
theni would wonder why you are even trying to do such a thing.
i was thinking about the 67 election which was pretty fucking insane
i was thinking about the 67 election which was really bad.
that 's cause russia isn 't run by a fucking bunch of crying girls .
that 's cause russia isn 't run by a bunch of crying girls .
come the fuck on people , its an obvious troll .
come on people , its an obvious troll .
who the fuck are you lol
who are you lol
kennedy , who was known for screwing around behind jackie os back with other women besides marilyn .
kennedy , who was known for screwing around behind jackie os back with other women besides marilyn .
they pay like shit , what don 't you understand bro ?
they dont pay well, what dont you understand bro?
and don 't say he can 't fucking do it .
please don't say that he is incapable of it
flying to houston , though right now we are over the middle of butt fuck no where aka clouds
Flying to houston, though right now we are over the middle of no where aka clouds
they are practically twins and equally dullwitted .
they are twins and not intelligent
im soo fucken excited for work today
I am excited for work today.
just deport the democrats and the snowflakes .
I don't agree with the Democrats