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cuz my mom isn 't replying and i feel like shit and i wanna cry
because my mum isn't replying, and i feel awful, and want to cry
how the fuck can a college kid afford a $350 belt ?
how can a college kid afford a $350 belt?
we don 't know jack shit about space .
We don't know anything about space.
the right to take pics of our dick .
the right to take pics of ourselves.
there is no way this shit is real
there is no way this is real
shut the fuck up , geek !
Keep quiet
complaining , and talkin bout this bitch
Complaining and talking about her.
icantdateyou if ur hairy af - _ - fucks noo ! lol
I cannot date you if you are hairy.
but of course that would take the fun out of laughing at the stupid comments .
but of course that would take the fun out of laughing at the comments
go ahead and let it die .
go ahead and let it be.
what stupid bitches ? ? is their a problem ? ?
What person? Is there a problem?
we take away their fucking guns .
We take away their guns.
news ? what fucking news , no tinfoil hat but there is a blackout .
News ? What news , no tinfoil hat but there is a blackout
i think they 're great ! i think they 're fucking great !
I think they're great!
wait you mean the same shit russia said would happen to russians ? ? ?
You mean what Russians said would happen to them.
we can 't even do shit about it , just wait for it to crumble beneath them .
we can 't even do anything about it , just wait for it to crumble beneath them .
and we elected these clowns .
and we elected them.
gotta make that money tho ! so fuck it
I have to make that money though!
uber can go fuck itself .
I don't need an uber anymore
aha the same i like to laugh and fucking excited to go to high school
yeah i like to laugh and too excited to go to high scool
when i get it send your address and shit and ill send it
Send me your address, and I'll send it to you when I get it.
i 'm just saying i 'm 57 lad back for the bullshit but i 'm far from a lil bitch
I 'm just saying i' m 57 lad back for the trouble but i 'm far from child.
yeah man warm temperatures in a warm environment fucking crazy how climate change works
This warm temperature in warm environment is hard to bear.How climate change works?
i 'm baffled why anyone would give a shit what michelle " coat tail rider " obama thinks .
Nobody cares what michelle Obama thinks
but i waitin for him and his chick to come shit
but i waitin for him and his chick to come
not gonna lie , she looks fucking weird too .
Not gonna lie she is looking weird
so did i ! , and the close reading shit l , whoops
so did i ! , and the close reading l , whoops
rt fuck yes gwen is releasing new music in march !
Gwen is amazing, he has a new music releasing in march
lmao didn 't know ppl still watched that shit
lmao didn ‘t know ppl still watched that thing
what 's up with the blue barrel that shit is hilarious !
what 's up with the blue barrel that stuff is hilarious !
why the fuck did you post it then ?
why did you post it then ?
how in the fuck do you know what degree people got ?
How did you know degree people got?
shit was on the news i heard
This was on the news I heard
wow , that is one fucked - up interpretation of history .
Wow, that is one complex interpretation of history.
canada got screwed as a pawn in this , and the eu let it happen .
Canada got affected in this, and the EU let it happen
what exactly is your fucking problem here ?
what exactly is your problem here ?
i miss hugging the shit outta you .
I miss hugging you.
i see you fucking everywhere .
I see you everywhere
why the fuck did you post it then ?
Why did you post it then?
shit , maybe this guy is trying to cause a radical uprising right now ! get him !
oh , maybe this guy is trying to cause a radical uprising right now ! get him !
lmao ! ! ! ' hahaha , yeah but its shit here l < 4
Yeah but it is bad here.
fuck you i think it 's hilarious ! " george carlin
i think it 's hilarious ! " george carlin
funny how those republicans who quote that all the fucking time are quiet right now
funny how those republicans who quote that all the time are quiet right now
but dig on bro you just look more and more foolish !
The more you drive into it, the worse for you.
han solo is a bitch ! no one calls han solo a bitch ! ! !
Han solo is unapproved, no one calls han solo unapproved
weve got an idiot at the helm .
weve got an unsuitable man at the helm.
you got me highly fucked up i 'm intelligent , assholee ahah .
you don't understand me, i'm intelligent.
bitch you was suppose to be sleep
you was suppose to be sleep
ha ahh shit , how much is it ?
how much is it ?
ikno trying to dance and shit the glass of the heels was about to come off
the glass of the heels was about to come off
lol whatever girl at least im getting paid shit
lol whatever girl at least im getting paid
where you work at ? armane & justin left your ass down here smh .
where you work at ? armane & justin left you down here smh .
the female and male left are really sick and weird people .
The female and male left are really strange people.
yeah that shit goes out the window when you get into a fight .
yeah that goes out the window when you get into a fight .
get out my talk page you smelling wog !
Leave my talk page.
only cuz yu cracc me up so i say shit to keep it goin lol
only cuz yu crack me up so i say things like this to keep going lol
you still fuckin wit us next week nephew
You are still with us next week, nephew.
only a few are dicks by default , the rest are just situational dicks .
Only a few are default ,the rest are Just situational
our national security has been compromised by having a moron in charge .
Our national security is not going in proper way
schatz go back into your rabbit hole .
Schatz do go back home.
ryan and sorry gop working hard to shore up their ignorant base at the expense of healthy families .
Ryan and GOP working hard at the expense of healthy families.
oh shit i forgot about summer reading
oh my i forgot about summer reading
fuck love , i 'm tired of trying
I can’t love anyone anymore.
scene safety if the scene doesn 't look safe , get the fuck outta there .
Scene safety if the Scene doesn't look safe,get outta there
you obviously dont know shit .
You obviously don’t know anything
go in the kitchen and cook dinner you lazy ass p rt honey
go in the kitchen and cook dinner, honey
fuck mannnnnn im kinda nervous about getting my whole neck done
I'm kinda nervous about getting my whole neck done
people can do horrible shit , all over the world , regardless of occupation .
People can do horrible stuffs, all over the world, regardless of occupation.
someone fucking put these towers up right under everyone 's noses .
someone put these towers up right under everyone's noses.
that shit fucks up my skin .
that thing damaged my skin.
there were huge explosions and shit and tanks and airplanes just like a real big - boy war .
It seems like a war situations with a lot of explosions and war machinery
exactly , fuck the part about ethical or moral .
Remove the part about ethical or moral.
shut yo ass up ! lol
You should not say anything
man you editorialized the shit out of that title , how about you go read the rules .
man you editorialized that title , how about you go read the rules
i heard you & yuur sister tlkinn shit or subtweetinn about my twinnn .
I heard you and your sister talking about my twin.
lmfaooo , its this nigga fault ! i was reading everybody lyrics
That's his fault. I was reading everybody's lyrics
holy fuck i 'm so going
i'm so going
they didn 't build a lot of big , expensive shit .
they didn 't build a lot of big , expensive houses
fuck you i want to play
i want to play
exploiting it and pumping it into the atmosphere is idiotic at best .
exploiting it and pumping it into the atmosphere is at best .
rt damn i got class in the morning
I got class in the morning
how was da ass eatin contest ?
How was the contest?
hell naw i think he stuck lil fat ass lol
oh, no I think he's stuck
you socialists are the worst life form and well below algea when it comes to anything constuctive
Your socialists are not good when it comes to anything constructive
he hasnt violated anything except a bunch of whiny , idiotic , democrat losers .
He violated a bunch of democrat people.
it 's not really that fucked up you compare it to anywhere else in the world .
it's not that bad you can compare it to the rest of the world
awh shit me too mhm lol so what you watching ? i feel like i 'm being weird
Aww me too haha so what are you watching? I feel like I'm being strange
citizens keeps voting in the same political party giving the same idiotic results over and over again .
Citizens keeps voting in the same political party giving the same results over and over again.
the god damn country has gone mad .
the country has gone mad .
seriously though it 's great , fuck a car gas is too much , 50
seriously though it 's great , a car gas is too much , 50
who the fuck cuts out part of the state of the union ?
who cuts out part of the state of the union ?
just because they 're not some shitty indie band no one has heard of , you don 't like them
Just because they're not some terrible indie band no one has heard of,you don't like them
regardless the guy is still seedy as fuck .
Regardless the guy is still seedy.
he 's having the electorate on , easiest job in the fucking world .
He's having the electorate on easiest job in the world.
you can have your stinking office building .
You can have your office building.
well shit - by all means exterminate them then .
Well than, by all means get rid of them then
holy shit , that is more than i make in a month .
Oh that is more than i make in a month .
not sure what the fuck i 'm paying for each month .
not sure what i am praying for each month.
it 's seems like if they did , a lot of pieces of shit would get killed in it .
It seems like if they did, a lot of things would get killed in it.
i flag all that shit .
I left all that is not important