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cuz my mom isn 't replying and i feel like shit and i wanna cry | because my mum isn't replying, and i feel awful, and want to cry |
how the fuck can a college kid afford a $350 belt ? | how can a college kid afford a $350 belt? |
we don 't know jack shit about space . | We don't know anything about space. |
the right to take pics of our dick . | the right to take pics of ourselves. |
there is no way this shit is real | there is no way this is real |
shut the fuck up , geek ! | Keep quiet |
complaining , and talkin bout this bitch | Complaining and talking about her. |
icantdateyou if ur hairy af - _ - fucks noo ! lol | I cannot date you if you are hairy. |
but of course that would take the fun out of laughing at the stupid comments . | but of course that would take the fun out of laughing at the comments |
go ahead and let it die . | go ahead and let it be. |
what stupid bitches ? ? is their a problem ? ? | What person? Is there a problem? |
we take away their fucking guns . | We take away their guns. |
news ? what fucking news , no tinfoil hat but there is a blackout . | News ? What news , no tinfoil hat but there is a blackout |
i think they 're great ! i think they 're fucking great ! | I think they're great! |
wait you mean the same shit russia said would happen to russians ? ? ? | You mean what Russians said would happen to them. |
we can 't even do shit about it , just wait for it to crumble beneath them . | we can 't even do anything about it , just wait for it to crumble beneath them . |
and we elected these clowns . | and we elected them. |
gotta make that money tho ! so fuck it | I have to make that money though! |
uber can go fuck itself . | I don't need an uber anymore |
aha the same i like to laugh and fucking excited to go to high school | yeah i like to laugh and too excited to go to high scool |
when i get it send your address and shit and ill send it | Send me your address, and I'll send it to you when I get it. |
i 'm just saying i 'm 57 lad back for the bullshit but i 'm far from a lil bitch | I 'm just saying i' m 57 lad back for the trouble but i 'm far from child. |
yeah man warm temperatures in a warm environment fucking crazy how climate change works | This warm temperature in warm environment is hard to bear.How climate change works? |
i 'm baffled why anyone would give a shit what michelle " coat tail rider " obama thinks . | Nobody cares what michelle Obama thinks |
but i waitin for him and his chick to come shit | but i waitin for him and his chick to come |
not gonna lie , she looks fucking weird too . | Not gonna lie she is looking weird |
so did i ! , and the close reading shit l , whoops | so did i ! , and the close reading l , whoops |
rt fuck yes gwen is releasing new music in march ! | Gwen is amazing, he has a new music releasing in march |
lmao didn 't know ppl still watched that shit | lmao didn ‘t know ppl still watched that thing |
what 's up with the blue barrel that shit is hilarious ! | what 's up with the blue barrel that stuff is hilarious ! |
why the fuck did you post it then ? | why did you post it then ? |
how in the fuck do you know what degree people got ? | How did you know degree people got? |
shit was on the news i heard | This was on the news I heard |
wow , that is one fucked - up interpretation of history . | Wow, that is one complex interpretation of history. |
canada got screwed as a pawn in this , and the eu let it happen . | Canada got affected in this, and the EU let it happen |
what exactly is your fucking problem here ? | what exactly is your problem here ? |
i miss hugging the shit outta you . | I miss hugging you. |
i see you fucking everywhere . | I see you everywhere |
why the fuck did you post it then ? | Why did you post it then? |
shit , maybe this guy is trying to cause a radical uprising right now ! get him ! | oh , maybe this guy is trying to cause a radical uprising right now ! get him ! |
lmao ! ! ! ' hahaha , yeah but its shit here l < 4 | Yeah but it is bad here. |
fuck you i think it 's hilarious ! " george carlin | i think it 's hilarious ! " george carlin |
funny how those republicans who quote that all the fucking time are quiet right now | funny how those republicans who quote that all the time are quiet right now |
but dig on bro you just look more and more foolish ! | The more you drive into it, the worse for you. |
han solo is a bitch ! no one calls han solo a bitch ! ! ! | Han solo is unapproved, no one calls han solo unapproved |
weve got an idiot at the helm . | weve got an unsuitable man at the helm. |
you got me highly fucked up i 'm intelligent , assholee ahah . | you don't understand me, i'm intelligent. |
bitch you was suppose to be sleep | you was suppose to be sleep |
ha ahh shit , how much is it ? | how much is it ? |
ikno trying to dance and shit the glass of the heels was about to come off | the glass of the heels was about to come off |
lol whatever girl at least im getting paid shit | lol whatever girl at least im getting paid |
where you work at ? armane & justin left your ass down here smh . | where you work at ? armane & justin left you down here smh . |
the female and male left are really sick and weird people . | The female and male left are really strange people. |
yeah that shit goes out the window when you get into a fight . | yeah that goes out the window when you get into a fight . |
get out my talk page you smelling wog ! | Leave my talk page. |
only cuz yu cracc me up so i say shit to keep it goin lol | only cuz yu crack me up so i say things like this to keep going lol |
you still fuckin wit us next week nephew | You are still with us next week, nephew. |
only a few are dicks by default , the rest are just situational dicks . | Only a few are default ,the rest are Just situational |
our national security has been compromised by having a moron in charge . | Our national security is not going in proper way |
schatz go back into your rabbit hole . | Schatz do go back home. |
ryan and sorry gop working hard to shore up their ignorant base at the expense of healthy families . | Ryan and GOP working hard at the expense of healthy families. |
oh shit i forgot about summer reading | oh my i forgot about summer reading |
fuck love , i 'm tired of trying | I can’t love anyone anymore. |
scene safety if the scene doesn 't look safe , get the fuck outta there . | Scene safety if the Scene doesn't look safe,get outta there |
you obviously dont know shit . | You obviously don’t know anything |
go in the kitchen and cook dinner you lazy ass p rt honey | go in the kitchen and cook dinner, honey |
fuck mannnnnn im kinda nervous about getting my whole neck done | I'm kinda nervous about getting my whole neck done |
people can do horrible shit , all over the world , regardless of occupation . | People can do horrible stuffs, all over the world, regardless of occupation. |
someone fucking put these towers up right under everyone 's noses . | someone put these towers up right under everyone's noses. |
that shit fucks up my skin . | that thing damaged my skin. |
there were huge explosions and shit and tanks and airplanes just like a real big - boy war . | It seems like a war situations with a lot of explosions and war machinery |
exactly , fuck the part about ethical or moral . | Remove the part about ethical or moral. |
shut yo ass up ! lol | You should not say anything |
man you editorialized the shit out of that title , how about you go read the rules . | man you editorialized that title , how about you go read the rules |
i heard you & yuur sister tlkinn shit or subtweetinn about my twinnn . | I heard you and your sister talking about my twin. |
lmfaooo , its this nigga fault ! i was reading everybody lyrics | That's his fault. I was reading everybody's lyrics |
holy fuck i 'm so going | i'm so going |
they didn 't build a lot of big , expensive shit . | they didn 't build a lot of big , expensive houses |
fuck you i want to play | i want to play |
exploiting it and pumping it into the atmosphere is idiotic at best . | exploiting it and pumping it into the atmosphere is at best . |
rt damn i got class in the morning | I got class in the morning |
how was da ass eatin contest ? | How was the contest? |
hell naw i think he stuck lil fat ass lol | oh, no I think he's stuck |
you socialists are the worst life form and well below algea when it comes to anything constuctive | Your socialists are not good when it comes to anything constructive |
he hasnt violated anything except a bunch of whiny , idiotic , democrat losers . | He violated a bunch of democrat people. |
it 's not really that fucked up you compare it to anywhere else in the world . | it's not that bad you can compare it to the rest of the world |
awh shit me too mhm lol so what you watching ? i feel like i 'm being weird | Aww me too haha so what are you watching? I feel like I'm being strange |
citizens keeps voting in the same political party giving the same idiotic results over and over again . | Citizens keeps voting in the same political party giving the same results over and over again. |
the god damn country has gone mad . | the country has gone mad . |
seriously though it 's great , fuck a car gas is too much , 50 | seriously though it 's great , a car gas is too much , 50 |
who the fuck cuts out part of the state of the union ? | who cuts out part of the state of the union ? |
just because they 're not some shitty indie band no one has heard of , you don 't like them | Just because they're not some terrible indie band no one has heard of,you don't like them |
regardless the guy is still seedy as fuck . | Regardless the guy is still seedy. |
he 's having the electorate on , easiest job in the fucking world . | He's having the electorate on easiest job in the world. |
you can have your stinking office building . | You can have your office building. |
well shit - by all means exterminate them then . | Well than, by all means get rid of them then |
holy shit , that is more than i make in a month . | Oh that is more than i make in a month . |
not sure what the fuck i 'm paying for each month . | not sure what i am praying for each month. |
it 's seems like if they did , a lot of pieces of shit would get killed in it . | It seems like if they did, a lot of things would get killed in it. |
i flag all that shit . | I left all that is not important |
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