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get off al gores dick and go find manbearpig | al gores drop and go find manbearpig |
the fucking 1 % owns the government . | 87% owns the government. |
friend i 'm sick and shit | Friend am sick |
that 's dumb ass hell , cause then people wouldn 't have more followers than they following . | That's unbelievable for people to get more followers than they followed |
is he still kissing sheldon 's ass after the 'occupied territories' remark ? | is he still after sheldon after the 'occupied territories' remark ? |
just terminated my contract with comcast and returned their shit . | I have terminated the contract with comcast and returned their payment |
her ass might not be able to leave the city lolol | She might not be able to leave the city. |
plaster ? ! shit la i feel like eating now rt eating roti prata again | I feel eating roti prata now. |
hell yea where u find that shit at lmfao | Where did you find it? |
rt thank u gab > dumb ass she was agreeing with me ! ! ! | thanks so much, she agrees with me. |
next time you want to talk shit about everyone in your life , make sure im not home | Next time you want to talk bad about everyone in your life,make sure I'm not home |
i didnt vote for her because she is pure evil . | i didn't vote her because i don't like her |
burning this bitch down isn 't gonna fucking bring their son back | Burning this woman will not bring back their son. |
service over , but my mother doin work n shit - _ - | Service over, but my mother doing work |
they 're just going to sit with their finger up their ass and complain like usual . | they 're just going to complain like usual . |
not guilty on all counts get over the fuckery bitch ! | Not guilty on all counts get over that girl |
surgeons are bastards but they are shit - hot at their jobs | surgeons are bad but they are hot at their jobs |
he brolic for a reason to protect my ass not beat my ass - lmao . | he is here to defend me and not to prosecute me |
this pathetic motorist chose to not do so , for some as yet unrevealed reason . | this motorist chose to not do so , for some as yet unrevealed reason . |
lmao idk yet how we gonna get there dick | lmao idk yet how we gonna get there |
a sad reminder that both sides need to get a fucking grip . | A reminder that both sides need to get a grip. |
how fucking retarded do you have to be to come up with a theory like this ? | You shouldn't have concluded it that way. |
you claim im not anal like you . | you claim that you are not like me. |
mainly , its dumb to make a product legal but provide nowhere to consume it . | mainly , its not okay to make a product legal but provide nowhere to consume it . |
jesus , what 's with everyone being so fucking negative ? | jesus , what 's with everyone being so negative ? |
the way i see it both sides have done some seriously fucked up shit . | The way I see it both sides have done some seriously bad things |
go to a fucking gym for once in your life | go to a gym for once in your life |
hats off to you for your efforts for japan ! kick ass ! | hats off to you for your efforts for Japan! |
stupid state government , who is he tied to ? | Unintelligent state government, who is he tied to? |
party voters like ignorant puppets , and guess what ? | party voters are less educated , and guess what ? |
they don 't give a fuck how they look in the media . | They don’t care how they look in the media. |
this guy needs to get laid soon . | this guy needs some female companieship soon. |
lip rings are so trashy | Lip rings aren't attractive. |
he was driving like an idiot and caused a death . | he was driving recklessly and caused a death |
i was going to watch never say never , but then i found out that shit isn 't real | i was going to watch never say never , but then i found out that isn 't real |
this shit betta not eva come out again | This better never come out again. |
we always task about the same shit in here . | we always task about the same thing in here . |
i accidently stepped on my dog & she bit my toes ' , stupid bitch lmao | i accidently stepped on my dog & she bite my toes |
same reply to all your incalculably stupid questions . | same reply to all your questions |
oh shit they got oscar ^^^ . | They got an Oscar |
which the fuck is it ? | Which is it? |
fuck all of you all as well | i don't care about all of you all as well |
well shit , my ex must be a serial killer then . | my ex must be a serial killer then |
and seira club is anti black . | the seira club are against blacks |
oh give it a fucking rest already . | Oh give it a rest already |
yeah , full flexi - not this core time shit | Yeah, full flexi - not this core time. |
if she lies on my dick i 'm the man ! lol | If she lies on me i'm the man! Yes |
stop trying to compare this shit to " papers please . | Stop trying to compare this thing to papers please. |
think of all the fun shit we 've done in a year ! amazing . | think of all the fun things weve done in a year!amazaing. |
may karma be with this scumbag . | may karma be with this unlike person |
u inspired most of this shit | u inspired most of this thing. |
man we treat our water like shit . | We treat our water wrong. |
its just the damn internet . | its just the internet . |
fuck gasoline , it 's time for this outdated shit to go . | Its time for gasoline to go |
thats not what i meant by shit work , and you still need schooling to become a plumber . | thats not what i meant by bad work , and you still need schooling to become a plumber . |
how the fuck are you ? ! | How are you? |
fuckin ' eh ! whoresnops for life ! thanks for the warning ! | Eh! Whoresnops for life! Thanks for the warning. |
it 's fucking pointless to keep going after tpb . | it 's pointless to keep going after tpb . |
run & bitch out the culprit | Run and figure out the culprit |
holy fuck that cop was actling like he was at a hostage situation . | that cop was actling like he was at a hostage situation . |
meh , watchin some crazy ass chiz on cartoon network | Watchin something on cartoon network |
holy shit , dennis rodman did it . | Dennis Rodman did it! |
hes a creep and a jackass , but hes not entirely incorrect with this comment . | hes not entirely incorrect with this comment |
who the fuck would deny that ? | Who would deny that? |
rt bitches still get micro braids ? | rt they still get micro braids ? |
that was some sad shit . | that was some sad. |
my knees are shit and squatting deeply isn 't really an option . | I have a problem on my knees and squatting deeply isn't really an option. |
if you loved your dog you 'd fucking notice , and no one sleeps for over 15 hours . | if you loved your dog you 'd notice , and no one sleeps for over 91 hours . |
what type of shit is this ! ! i love this phone but that 's a problem | What type of thing is this. I Love this phone but that's a problem |
these days a kid makes a mistake it will fucking stick . | these days a kid makes a mistake it will stick . |
im doing well this misty ass saturday | Im doing well this misty saturday |
perhaps you should start by fucking off . | perhaps you should start by going away . |
oh shit ! does it always appear ? where the hell do you live ? | does it always appear? where do you live? |
i 'm just a jealous bitch . | i 'm just jealous. |
yeah this has happened like 10 times bitch - _ _ _ - smd | This has happened like 10 times. |
this sort of shit was part for the course among foreign policy makers for decades . | this type of undesirable act was part for the course among foreign policy makers for decades. |
fuck a tl lets add to the convo lmao | Forget tl lets add to the convo lmao |
shit just got real xd your cool p | oh wow just got real xd your cool p |
holy shit , not a good year for malaysian airlines . | it is not a good year for malaysian airlines . |
all she has to do is smile and keep her cool with slobbering old wrinkled hubby . | All she has to do is smile and keep her cool with old aged hubby |
cus they end up chyllin with the ppl they talked shit about before . | Because they end up chilling with the people they talked bad about before . |
they are nothing more than treasonous communists . | they are nothing more than communist |
- _ _ - rt i know he got my shit | I know he got my bad things. |
my name is donn asshole or dk for short . | My name is dk for short. |
except the shit within india i suppose . | except the mess within india i suppose . |
they should attempt to invade finland again , so this shit would finally end . | they should attempt to invade finland again , so this problem would finally end |
what fucking year are we living in again ? | What year are we living in again? |
ted cruz justin bieber celine dion one more and we 're invading your ass . | ted cruz justin bieber celine dion one more and we 're invading your space. |
they don 't take shit from anybody . | They don’t take from anybody |
i bet that bitch sleeps till noon | i bet that she sleeps till noon |
dont matter there gonna spread shit anyway | It doesn't matter they will still spread rumors |
so you can choose , fix your shit or we will fix your shit for you . | so you can choose , fix your thing or we will fix it for you |
im soo fucken excited for work today | im so excited for work today |
these people are nothing but wastes . | These people are not useful. |
weve had it with worthless people like you . | weve had it with not hardworking people like you . |
how the fuck do you know who is in this " group " ? | How do you know who is in this group? |
i am so fucking happy taibbi got out of greenwald 's crap organization . | i am so happy taibbi got out of greenwald 's organization . |
climate is turning to shit . | Climate is turning to be worst. |
im not going to do it to neither of yal cause i fuck with you . | im not going to do it to neither of yal cause of you . |
that 's assuming i actually give a shit , which i don 't . | that 's assuming i actually give a thing , which i don 't . |
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