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get off al gores dick and go find manbearpig
al gores drop and go find manbearpig
the fucking 1 % owns the government .
87% owns the government.
friend i 'm sick and shit
Friend am sick
that 's dumb ass hell , cause then people wouldn 't have more followers than they following .
That's unbelievable for people to get more followers than they followed
is he still kissing sheldon 's ass after the 'occupied territories' remark ?
is he still after sheldon after the 'occupied territories' remark ?
just terminated my contract with comcast and returned their shit .
I have terminated the contract with comcast and returned their payment
her ass might not be able to leave the city lolol
She might not be able to leave the city.
plaster ? ! shit la i feel like eating now rt eating roti prata again
I feel eating roti prata now.
hell yea where u find that shit at lmfao
Where did you find it?
rt thank u gab > dumb ass she was agreeing with me ! ! !
thanks so much, she agrees with me.
next time you want to talk shit about everyone in your life , make sure im not home
Next time you want to talk bad about everyone in your life,make sure I'm not home
i didnt vote for her because she is pure evil .
i didn't vote her because i don't like her
burning this bitch down isn 't gonna fucking bring their son back
Burning this woman will not bring back their son.
service over , but my mother doin work n shit - _ -
Service over, but my mother doing work
they 're just going to sit with their finger up their ass and complain like usual .
they 're just going to complain like usual .
not guilty on all counts get over the fuckery bitch !
Not guilty on all counts get over that girl
surgeons are bastards but they are shit - hot at their jobs
surgeons are bad but they are hot at their jobs
he brolic for a reason to protect my ass not beat my ass - lmao .
he is here to defend me and not to prosecute me
this pathetic motorist chose to not do so , for some as yet unrevealed reason .
this motorist chose to not do so , for some as yet unrevealed reason .
lmao idk yet how we gonna get there dick
lmao idk yet how we gonna get there
a sad reminder that both sides need to get a fucking grip .
A reminder that both sides need to get a grip.
how fucking retarded do you have to be to come up with a theory like this ?
You shouldn't have concluded it that way.
you claim im not anal like you .
you claim that you are not like me.
mainly , its dumb to make a product legal but provide nowhere to consume it .
mainly , its not okay to make a product legal but provide nowhere to consume it .
jesus , what 's with everyone being so fucking negative ?
jesus , what 's with everyone being so negative ?
the way i see it both sides have done some seriously fucked up shit .
The way I see it both sides have done some seriously bad things
go to a fucking gym for once in your life
go to a gym for once in your life
hats off to you for your efforts for japan ! kick ass !
hats off to you for your efforts for Japan!
stupid state government , who is he tied to ?
Unintelligent state government, who is he tied to?
party voters like ignorant puppets , and guess what ?
party voters are less educated , and guess what ?
they don 't give a fuck how they look in the media .
They don’t care how they look in the media.
this guy needs to get laid soon .
this guy needs some female companieship soon.
lip rings are so trashy
Lip rings aren't attractive.
he was driving like an idiot and caused a death .
he was driving recklessly and caused a death
i was going to watch never say never , but then i found out that shit isn 't real
i was going to watch never say never , but then i found out that isn 't real
this shit betta not eva come out again
This better never come out again.
we always task about the same shit in here .
we always task about the same thing in here .
i accidently stepped on my dog & she bit my toes ' , stupid bitch lmao
i accidently stepped on my dog & she bite my toes
same reply to all your incalculably stupid questions .
same reply to all your questions
oh shit they got oscar ^^^ .
They got an Oscar
which the fuck is it ?
Which is it?
fuck all of you all as well
i don't care about all of you all as well
well shit , my ex must be a serial killer then .
my ex must be a serial killer then
and seira club is anti black .
the seira club are against blacks
oh give it a fucking rest already .
Oh give it a rest already
yeah , full flexi - not this core time shit
Yeah, full flexi - not this core time.
if she lies on my dick i 'm the man ! lol
If she lies on me i'm the man! Yes
stop trying to compare this shit to " papers please .
Stop trying to compare this thing to papers please.
think of all the fun shit we 've done in a year ! amazing .
think of all the fun things weve done in a year!amazaing.
may karma be with this scumbag .
may karma be with this unlike person
u inspired most of this shit
u inspired most of this thing.
man we treat our water like shit .
We treat our water wrong.
its just the damn internet .
its just the internet .
fuck gasoline , it 's time for this outdated shit to go .
Its time for gasoline to go
thats not what i meant by shit work , and you still need schooling to become a plumber .
thats not what i meant by bad work , and you still need schooling to become a plumber .
how the fuck are you ? !
How are you?
fuckin ' eh ! whoresnops for life ! thanks for the warning !
Eh! Whoresnops for life! Thanks for the warning.
it 's fucking pointless to keep going after tpb .
it 's pointless to keep going after tpb .
run & bitch out the culprit
Run and figure out the culprit
holy fuck that cop was actling like he was at a hostage situation .
that cop was actling like he was at a hostage situation .
meh , watchin some crazy ass chiz on cartoon network
Watchin something on cartoon network
holy shit , dennis rodman did it .
Dennis Rodman did it!
hes a creep and a jackass , but hes not entirely incorrect with this comment .
hes not entirely incorrect with this comment
who the fuck would deny that ?
Who would deny that?
rt bitches still get micro braids ?
rt they still get micro braids ?
that was some sad shit .
that was some sad.
my knees are shit and squatting deeply isn 't really an option .
I have a problem on my knees and squatting deeply isn't really an option.
if you loved your dog you 'd fucking notice , and no one sleeps for over 15 hours .
if you loved your dog you 'd notice , and no one sleeps for over 91 hours .
what type of shit is this ! ! i love this phone but that 's a problem
What type of thing is this. I Love this phone but that's a problem
these days a kid makes a mistake it will fucking stick .
these days a kid makes a mistake it will stick .
im doing well this misty ass saturday
Im doing well this misty saturday
perhaps you should start by fucking off .
perhaps you should start by going away .
oh shit ! does it always appear ? where the hell do you live ?
does it always appear? where do you live?
i 'm just a jealous bitch .
i 'm just jealous.
yeah this has happened like 10 times bitch - _ _ _ - smd
This has happened like 10 times.
this sort of shit was part for the course among foreign policy makers for decades .
this type of undesirable act was part for the course among foreign policy makers for decades.
fuck a tl lets add to the convo lmao
Forget tl lets add to the convo lmao
shit just got real xd your cool p
oh wow just got real xd your cool p
holy shit , not a good year for malaysian airlines .
it is not a good year for malaysian airlines .
all she has to do is smile and keep her cool with slobbering old wrinkled hubby .
All she has to do is smile and keep her cool with old aged hubby
cus they end up chyllin with the ppl they talked shit about before .
Because they end up chilling with the people they talked bad about before .
they are nothing more than treasonous communists .
they are nothing more than communist
- _ _ - rt i know he got my shit
I know he got my bad things.
my name is donn asshole or dk for short .
My name is dk for short.
except the shit within india i suppose .
except the mess within india i suppose .
they should attempt to invade finland again , so this shit would finally end .
they should attempt to invade finland again , so this problem would finally end
what fucking year are we living in again ?
What year are we living in again?
ted cruz justin bieber celine dion one more and we 're invading your ass .
ted cruz justin bieber celine dion one more and we 're invading your space.
they don 't take shit from anybody .
They don’t take from anybody
i bet that bitch sleeps till noon
i bet that she sleeps till noon
dont matter there gonna spread shit anyway
It doesn't matter they will still spread rumors
so you can choose , fix your shit or we will fix your shit for you .
so you can choose , fix your thing or we will fix it for you
im soo fucken excited for work today
im so excited for work today
these people are nothing but wastes .
These people are not useful.
weve had it with worthless people like you .
weve had it with not hardworking people like you .
how the fuck do you know who is in this " group " ?
How do you know who is in this group?
i am so fucking happy taibbi got out of greenwald 's crap organization .
i am so happy taibbi got out of greenwald 's organization .
climate is turning to shit .
Climate is turning to be worst.
im not going to do it to neither of yal cause i fuck with you .
im not going to do it to neither of yal cause of you .
that 's assuming i actually give a shit , which i don 't .
that 's assuming i actually give a thing , which i don 't .