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this kind of thinking is so fucked .
This kind of thinking is so bad.
people are getting tired of bibi 's shit .
people are getting tired of bibi ‘s things.
worried about you damn wats da deal ? ? ?
Worried about youwhats the deal
but you 're fucking set for life !
You are really set for life!
i just find it fucking hilarious because i never got the chance to be one xd
i just find it hilarious because i never got the chance to be one
now thats permanent protection for yo ass !
now thats permanent protection for you
that 's because privacy fucking isn 't a joke .
That's because privacy isn't a joke
the person who replied to you is talking shit .
The person who replies to you is talking bad stuff
i fucking love the aussies .
i love the aussies .
your honestly an idiot if you think he will ever see light of day as a freeman again .
You must be joking if you think he will see the light of day as a Freeman again.
fuck , i didnt look at the whole site i only searched the shoes
i didnt look at the whole site i only searched the shoes
thanks the amazing show last night ! it was fucking best concert been to in along time
Thanks the amazing show last night! It was best concert been to in along time
dude ur dumb and a liar with ur smelly ass
Dude, you are a liar.
all for immigration but europe 's gone to shit over the last decade .
All for immigration but Europe is not so strong over the last decade.
fuckyool i say let that boy cook so much cause i 'm always starving lookin ass
i say let that boy cook so much cause I'm always starving
i 'm halfway done with her crazy ass , and refuse to start from scratch
i 'm halfway done with her , and refuse to start from scratch
let me promo it on my radio station , cunt
Let me promote it on my radio station.
i like how you made a throwaway account just to post offensive shit .
I like how you made a throwaway account just to post offensive things.
now that nobody gives a rats ass about the real life mike tyson .
Now that nobody cares about the real life mike tyson
what the fuck is your problem ?
What is your problem?
man these fucking poor people will bitch about anything won 't they ?
Poor people will complain about everything, won't they?
shit law is shit law .
This law is not good.
wtf is he talkin bout ? retarded ass
What is he talking about?
fuck that everything should be free
everything should be free
lmao omg that bieber love story u told me to read is long as shit !
lol omg that Bieber love story you told me to read is very long!
hey you know what ? fuck off
hey you know what? leave me alone
we agree there , the dude is a wackjob .
We agree there, the dude ain't serious
grabs handfull of popcorn and thros at my bitches ! ha
grabs handfull of popcorn and throws at my besties! ha.
for real , i fucking actually laughed out loud when i saw this stickied on my front page
For real i actually laughed iut loud when i saw this stickied on my front page
today suckss ! ! im fallin asleep at work ! i shoulda taken my ass to bed ! lol
today it was very bad ! ! im fallin asleep at work ! i shoulda taken my body to bed ! lol
" shit would probably go down .
Bad things will happen.
and i still haven 't fucking eaten
And I still haven't eaten something
i believe we are supposed to be good stewards , not idiots .
i believe we are supposed to be good stewards , not the otherwise.
shit , that crash should have killed him instead .
That crash could have killed him.
stop spamming and stop stalking , you creepy weirdo , hoodad !
please stop spamming and stalking!
ok tht sucks sooo much ass
Ok, that is bad.
no shit people want their government to ban what they don 't want .
No, people want their government to ban what they don't want.
sylvia is a straight up savage .
sylvia is a very fierce person .
the mother fucking man him self ! ! ! lakers
the man himself!!! lakers
shit well i 'm bout to make my way back over there lol
well i 'm bout to make my way back over there lol
yeaa mane its some other shit lol
yeaa mane its something else
you can 't get shit done without bribing someone .
You can’t get work done without bribing someone
every single fucking group can 't be covered by anything .
Every group can’t be covered by anything
holy shit , i have the best idea ever .
Wow , i have the best idea ever .
i was just wondering if youre fucking retarded .
i was just wondering if youre retarded .
now some idiot liberal judge says it now the reverse .
now some people liberal judge says it now the reverse .
how did this bitch get into power ?
how did this women get into power ?
theyd be damned fools to want to take communion with this sect .
It would be very unwise to want to take communion with this sect.
why in the fuck do we need machines anyway ?
Why do we need machines anyway.
watchin shit again u lol x
You watching this again LOL.
no because i dnt have time to argue with little girls over some fucking snow
no because i dnt have time to argue with little girls over some snow
if i was kob i 'd be bitch slapping the shit out of every laker player
If I was kob I'd amaze every laker player
so i read the article that op posted and its confusing as fuck .
I read the article that op posted and it’s very confusing.
oh hail nawl - - - - bitch where are you ? !
where are you
aww man taylor gang jus came on loud as shit ishine woke up rappin it
man taylor gang jus came on loud ishine woke up rappin it
what the hell is your problem ? ! i 'm worries about you and you are being a bitch !
what is your problem? i'm worried about you and you are being rude.
fucking amazing performance , if you can get through it .
very amazing performance , if you can get through it .
man what ? ! ? how can i forget that shit
man what ? ! ? how can i forget that
being angry all the time at the constant shit and injustice of the world is exhausting .
being angry all the time and injustice of the world is exhausting
im no tough guy but there 's no way i don 't physically remove his fuckin bag from that seat
I'm not a tough guy but I have to physically remove his bag from that seat
stuffed my fat ass with food
stuffed me with food
a big ass difference between the 58 ! ! !
A big difference between the 58!
he needs to improve , no doubt , but we simply got our asses handed to usnight .
Undoubtedly he needs to improve so that we dont face problem.
were tired of your despicable lies
were tired of your lies
one for white people and another for blacks .
One white and other black.
you people believe that politicians really mean any of this shit ?
You people belive that politicians really mean what they say
that guy is a piece of shit .
That guy is not good.
yeah me too i was debating about goin gout but fuck it imma stay in the house lol
yeah me too i was debating about goin gout but it imma stay in the house lol
i 'm here to bitch about people who bitch about people who bitch .
I'm here to complain about people who complain about people who complain.
is anyone elses twitter fucking up ? my tweets arent displaying properly in my timeline t _ t fail twitter
is anyone elses twitter having a problem? my tweets arent displaying properly in my timeline
i want to know why the fuck j2 weren 't talking plothole
i want to know why weren 't talking plothole
been eatin swedish fish and twizzlers since 78 am " < your crazzzy ass .
been eatin swedish fish and twizzlers since 78 am
yo ass was talking too thee window yesterday .
You were talking too much yesterday
really ? this hoe then lost her damn mind .
Really? She then lost her mind.
bitch was so mad lmfao ! ! smh
She was so mad!
bitch ! ! or whoever you are dumbass
whoever you are.
uuu bold ass hell for that one but if thats how u feel
You're brave for that one, but if that's how you feel
they got shit in the big gym
they got stuff in the big gym
i could give a a shit about obama , i was just pointing out the irony .
I couldn’t care less about obama, i was just pointing out the irony.
naw , you know i fucks with all types of music
You know that I like all types of music
the idiotic arguments that i read here just make me shake my head
these arguments that i read here just make me shake my head
why would you shit in your hand ?
why would you do this?
holy shit , i hope he comes .
i hope he comes
if you got the balls to drink tigerblood then
if you got the nerve to drink tigerblood then
nazis murdered six million of my people .
nazis murdered six million of my people .
man beat it im a fuckin guru .
man beat it im a guru .
i love how andy is saying his last name now d you fucking legend , man !
i love how andy is saying his last name now d you are a legend , man !
if you did you wouldnt be post such garbage .
If you did, you wouldn't be posting such things.
but if u don 't want to come just tell me don 't pussy
If you don't want to come just tell me
look up sarcasm you simple fuck .
Look up sarcasm.
don 't fuck with the police .
don't mess with the police.
i 've been doing alot ! jks fuck all ! bored as ! x
i 've been doing a lot
all this shit is funny and can go suck one
all this is funny and can go mess one
i pay the ticket as ordered because * i broke the fucking law .
I pay the ticket as ordered because i broke the law.
because im such a fucking nice person ya cunt arent you getting me i 'v changed d jeeeeeeez fuckin o
Because I'm such a nice person ,aren't you getting me? I've changed
i love you so fucking much baby
I love you so much baby.
u maybe excused lol u aint know i was that along with a line of other shit lol
u maybe excused after all you don't know what I was doing
needa get some shit off my mind !
needa quit thinking about some crap !
that is a stupid response .
that is a incorrect response.
shit i would love to be him .
i would love to be him .