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this kind of thinking is so fucked . | This kind of thinking is so bad. |
people are getting tired of bibi 's shit . | people are getting tired of bibi ‘s things. |
worried about you damn wats da deal ? ? ? | Worried about youwhats the deal |
but you 're fucking set for life ! | You are really set for life! |
i just find it fucking hilarious because i never got the chance to be one xd | i just find it hilarious because i never got the chance to be one |
now thats permanent protection for yo ass ! | now thats permanent protection for you |
that 's because privacy fucking isn 't a joke . | That's because privacy isn't a joke |
the person who replied to you is talking shit . | The person who replies to you is talking bad stuff |
i fucking love the aussies . | i love the aussies . |
your honestly an idiot if you think he will ever see light of day as a freeman again . | You must be joking if you think he will see the light of day as a Freeman again. |
fuck , i didnt look at the whole site i only searched the shoes | i didnt look at the whole site i only searched the shoes |
thanks the amazing show last night ! it was fucking best concert been to in along time | Thanks the amazing show last night! It was best concert been to in along time |
dude ur dumb and a liar with ur smelly ass | Dude, you are a liar. |
all for immigration but europe 's gone to shit over the last decade . | All for immigration but Europe is not so strong over the last decade. |
fuckyool i say let that boy cook so much cause i 'm always starving lookin ass | i say let that boy cook so much cause I'm always starving |
i 'm halfway done with her crazy ass , and refuse to start from scratch | i 'm halfway done with her , and refuse to start from scratch |
let me promo it on my radio station , cunt | Let me promote it on my radio station. |
i like how you made a throwaway account just to post offensive shit . | I like how you made a throwaway account just to post offensive things. |
now that nobody gives a rats ass about the real life mike tyson . | Now that nobody cares about the real life mike tyson |
what the fuck is your problem ? | What is your problem? |
man these fucking poor people will bitch about anything won 't they ? | Poor people will complain about everything, won't they? |
shit law is shit law . | This law is not good. |
wtf is he talkin bout ? retarded ass | What is he talking about? |
fuck that everything should be free | everything should be free |
lmao omg that bieber love story u told me to read is long as shit ! | lol omg that Bieber love story you told me to read is very long! |
hey you know what ? fuck off | hey you know what? leave me alone |
we agree there , the dude is a wackjob . | We agree there, the dude ain't serious |
grabs handfull of popcorn and thros at my bitches ! ha | grabs handfull of popcorn and throws at my besties! ha. |
for real , i fucking actually laughed out loud when i saw this stickied on my front page | For real i actually laughed iut loud when i saw this stickied on my front page |
today suckss ! ! im fallin asleep at work ! i shoulda taken my ass to bed ! lol | today it was very bad ! ! im fallin asleep at work ! i shoulda taken my body to bed ! lol |
" shit would probably go down . | Bad things will happen. |
and i still haven 't fucking eaten | And I still haven't eaten something |
i believe we are supposed to be good stewards , not idiots . | i believe we are supposed to be good stewards , not the otherwise. |
shit , that crash should have killed him instead . | That crash could have killed him. |
stop spamming and stop stalking , you creepy weirdo , hoodad ! | please stop spamming and stalking! |
ok tht sucks sooo much ass | Ok, that is bad. |
no shit people want their government to ban what they don 't want . | No, people want their government to ban what they don't want. |
sylvia is a straight up savage . | sylvia is a very fierce person . |
the mother fucking man him self ! ! ! lakers | the man himself!!! lakers |
shit well i 'm bout to make my way back over there lol | well i 'm bout to make my way back over there lol |
yeaa mane its some other shit lol | yeaa mane its something else |
you can 't get shit done without bribing someone . | You can’t get work done without bribing someone |
every single fucking group can 't be covered by anything . | Every group can’t be covered by anything |
holy shit , i have the best idea ever . | Wow , i have the best idea ever . |
i was just wondering if youre fucking retarded . | i was just wondering if youre retarded . |
now some idiot liberal judge says it now the reverse . | now some people liberal judge says it now the reverse . |
how did this bitch get into power ? | how did this women get into power ? |
theyd be damned fools to want to take communion with this sect . | It would be very unwise to want to take communion with this sect. |
why in the fuck do we need machines anyway ? | Why do we need machines anyway. |
watchin shit again u lol x | You watching this again LOL. |
no because i dnt have time to argue with little girls over some fucking snow | no because i dnt have time to argue with little girls over some snow |
if i was kob i 'd be bitch slapping the shit out of every laker player | If I was kob I'd amaze every laker player |
so i read the article that op posted and its confusing as fuck . | I read the article that op posted and it’s very confusing. |
oh hail nawl - - - - bitch where are you ? ! | where are you |
aww man taylor gang jus came on loud as shit ishine woke up rappin it | man taylor gang jus came on loud ishine woke up rappin it |
what the hell is your problem ? ! i 'm worries about you and you are being a bitch ! | what is your problem? i'm worried about you and you are being rude. |
fucking amazing performance , if you can get through it . | very amazing performance , if you can get through it . |
man what ? ! ? how can i forget that shit | man what ? ! ? how can i forget that |
being angry all the time at the constant shit and injustice of the world is exhausting . | being angry all the time and injustice of the world is exhausting |
im no tough guy but there 's no way i don 't physically remove his fuckin bag from that seat | I'm not a tough guy but I have to physically remove his bag from that seat |
stuffed my fat ass with food | stuffed me with food |
a big ass difference between the 58 ! ! ! | A big difference between the 58! |
he needs to improve , no doubt , but we simply got our asses handed to usnight . | Undoubtedly he needs to improve so that we dont face problem. |
were tired of your despicable lies | were tired of your lies |
one for white people and another for blacks . | One white and other black. |
you people believe that politicians really mean any of this shit ? | You people belive that politicians really mean what they say |
that guy is a piece of shit . | That guy is not good. |
yeah me too i was debating about goin gout but fuck it imma stay in the house lol | yeah me too i was debating about goin gout but it imma stay in the house lol |
i 'm here to bitch about people who bitch about people who bitch . | I'm here to complain about people who complain about people who complain. |
is anyone elses twitter fucking up ? my tweets arent displaying properly in my timeline t _ t fail twitter | is anyone elses twitter having a problem? my tweets arent displaying properly in my timeline |
i want to know why the fuck j2 weren 't talking plothole | i want to know why weren 't talking plothole |
been eatin swedish fish and twizzlers since 78 am " < your crazzzy ass . | been eatin swedish fish and twizzlers since 78 am |
yo ass was talking too thee window yesterday . | You were talking too much yesterday |
really ? this hoe then lost her damn mind . | Really? She then lost her mind. |
bitch was so mad lmfao ! ! smh | She was so mad! |
bitch ! ! or whoever you are dumbass | whoever you are. |
uuu bold ass hell for that one but if thats how u feel | You're brave for that one, but if that's how you feel |
they got shit in the big gym | they got stuff in the big gym |
i could give a a shit about obama , i was just pointing out the irony . | I couldn’t care less about obama, i was just pointing out the irony. |
naw , you know i fucks with all types of music | You know that I like all types of music |
the idiotic arguments that i read here just make me shake my head | these arguments that i read here just make me shake my head |
why would you shit in your hand ? | why would you do this? |
holy shit , i hope he comes . | i hope he comes |
if you got the balls to drink tigerblood then | if you got the nerve to drink tigerblood then |
nazis murdered six million of my people . | nazis murdered six million of my people . |
man beat it im a fuckin guru . | man beat it im a guru . |
i love how andy is saying his last name now d you fucking legend , man ! | i love how andy is saying his last name now d you are a legend , man ! |
if you did you wouldnt be post such garbage . | If you did, you wouldn't be posting such things. |
but if u don 't want to come just tell me don 't pussy | If you don't want to come just tell me |
look up sarcasm you simple fuck . | Look up sarcasm. |
don 't fuck with the police . | don't mess with the police. |
i 've been doing alot ! jks fuck all ! bored as ! x | i 've been doing a lot |
all this shit is funny and can go suck one | all this is funny and can go mess one |
i pay the ticket as ordered because * i broke the fucking law . | I pay the ticket as ordered because i broke the law. |
because im such a fucking nice person ya cunt arent you getting me i 'v changed d jeeeeeeez fuckin o | Because I'm such a nice person ,aren't you getting me? I've changed |
i love you so fucking much baby | I love you so much baby. |
u maybe excused lol u aint know i was that along with a line of other shit lol | u maybe excused after all you don't know what I was doing |
needa get some shit off my mind ! | needa quit thinking about some crap ! |
that is a stupid response . | that is a incorrect response. |
shit i would love to be him . | i would love to be him . |
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