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what will it take to fix this shit ?
What will it take to fix this?
he 's obviously saying that her lipstick is too fucking red .
he 's obviously saying that her lipstick is too red .
what the fuck is a furry convention ! ?
what is a furry convention ! ?
you got home fast as shit
You got home really fast.
get your head out of your ass !
stop thinking like that
this is the type of ignorant response to which i was referring .
This is the type of response to which I was referring
omg , stephens is so silly .
omg , stephens is So wrong.
not as important to sanders as doing his fucking job .
Not as important to sanders as doing his job.
u know how to use google dumbass ? or type billboard
u know how to use google? or type billboard
gettin shipped again , shits crazy
Getting shipped again, that's crazy
yeah , like the bitch of vampire diaries
Yeah, like them from the vampire diaries
you think the us gives a shit about the children^tm ?
you think the us gives about the children^tm ?
" & he fucking stabbed the needle in my arm so hard it was bleeding d
He stabbed the needle in my arm so hard, it was bleeding.
you mean how the gop and you are enabling that moron in the white house ?
You mean how the gop and you are enabling him in the whitehouse
lmfao damn u a bad ass fran almost made my ass stay home
Your reason made me stay at home.
i hate when folks ask me " why you up so late ? " cuz bitch i 'm grown .
I hate when folks ask me “why you up so late?”. I’m a grown man.
they are shameless staggering hypocrites .
They are hypocrites
* it 's the same fucking thing .
It’s the same thing.
something to keep in mind when fucking with the future
Something to keep in mind when messing with the future.
one idiotic moron is not colorado .
One dull is not colorado
i love when countries blow smoke out of their asses because they cant take a joke .
i love when countries blow smoke just because they can't handle a joke
pretty damn bold and in your face
Pretty bold and in your face.
like holy fuck this is insane , actually sound like a plot to some movie .
Like this is so surprising, actually sounds like a plot to some movie.
the weather better be nice az shit this when getz here
the weather better be nice as this when getz here
over here bout to damn burn up ugh ! ! !
Over here about to burn up ugh!!!
they know they 're wrong , they just don 't give a shit .
they know they 're wrong , they just don' t care
i wana be wit you for as long as we can stand eachovas bull shit .
i wana be wit you for as long as we can stand eachovas together .
how did ontarios hydro file work out from these clowns ? .
how did ontarios hydro file work out from them?
he just chats shit all the time
he just chats bad things all the time.
this lying racist bastard , jeff sessions , shouldnt even be in the government much less attorney general .
Jeff sessions shouldn't be in the government
what the fuck happened to ebola anyway ?
What happened to ebola anyway?
i still don 't believe clinton being the presumptive candidate means shit
i still don't believe clinton being the presumptive candidate means that
why ? hide that shit or delete
why ? hide that thing or delete
i need a fucking chinese takeaway stat
i need chinese takeaway stat
yeah but you 're a whore .
Yeah, but you are a tricky person.
they keep shit like that for the most part , with the odd slip up very closely guarded .
they keep secret like that for the most part , with the odd slip up very closely guarded .
they must be stop from posting crap and lies on fight dem back .
they must be stop from posting lies on fight dem back .
russia came in , told ukraine to fuck off , crimea is russian again .
When Russia came in and told Ukraine to get off, Crimea became Russian again.
i need to get my sweaty ass in the shower
I want to take bath.
y 'all subtweeting asses funny af !
your all subtweeting is so funny
no , stop pulling us into this crap .
no , stop pulling us into this situation.
my background image wont show for me ! its being a bitch todayyy x
My background image won't show for me! Its misbehaving today
you must b out the shower but fuck it , baloons on me ?
You must be out of the shower, but why are balloons on me?
get me the fuck outta here .
get me outta here
what kind of shit is that ? !
What kind of thing is that?
its softer than fresh baby shit
its softer than fresh baby feaces
i 'm sick of this shit
I'm irritating with this matter.
bitch you said you was sleepy an hour ago ! ?
You said you wa sleepy an hour ago!?
i 'll kick your british ass !
I'll kick you
_ smh well get on that and get ur ass off twitter !
_ smh well get on that and get off twitter !
if i was abe i 'd name the new helicopter carrier the takagi masao , because fuck 'em .
if i was abe i 'd name the new helicopter carrier the takagi masao
never take any responsibility and then post silly comments blaming liberals .
Never take any responsibility and then post comments blaming liberals.
until they get a fucking warrant , they have nothing .
until they get a warrant , they have nothing .
oh fuck ! * runs away fast as lighting * xd
oh ! * runs away fast as lighting * xd
can 't you just fuck andget it over with ?
Can't you just get over with it?
no he is in power and he is fucking the powerless .
No he is in power and he is the powerless
it betta be to my fuckin cuzzin !
it betta be to my cuzzin !
you have a new nickname bitch
you have a new nickname
you tweeted me , so im replying you thick cunt !
you tweeted me, so I'm replying you
just proves these appraisers dont know what the frick they doing .
Just proves these appraisers don’t know what they’re doing
nah , i just wanna say what ever the fuck i want and not get called out .
No, I just wanna say what ever i want and not get called out.
china needs a swift kick up the butt and to stop stealing from the west .
china needs to stop stealing from the west .
nah , fuck that ass clown .
not him he is not serious
probably because the source , content , html layout and title of that website is complete shit .
Probably because the source, content, html layout and tittle of the website is useless.
i don 't want to fuck up .
i don 't want to mess up
wente engages in the same sort of nonsense .
wente engages in the same sort of things .
grow the fuck up , entitled piece of sht .
grow up
shit dude i would drive the economy to hell with my good intentions and socialistic ideals
i would drive the economy to bad with my good intentions and socialistic ideals
looks like these idiots who delayed the project was from the city .
Looks like the ones who delayed the project was from the city
why the fuck is this article protected ?
why is this article protected ?
how the fuck did we go 42 degrees on this ?
How did we go 42 degrees on this?
some people are just plain stupid .
Some people are simply clueless.
i don 't want to go ! fucking anatomy test
I don't want to go ! On anatomy test
fuck ! how did she talk to you ? !
Lol! how did she talk to you?
reddit , can you be anymore shit ?
reddit, can you be anymore bad?
fuck you for masking clickbait with prayer
It's too bad on you for masking clickbait with prayer
now i am reporting you , moron .
Now i am reporting you
that episode is a year old , bitch .
That episode is a year old.
what the fuck is wrong with you , u
what is wrong with you , u
i don 't like fake bitches blood .
i don 't like fake blood .
his assignment was to investigate scum .
His assignment was to investigate poorly regarded persons.
lol ! i 'm thinking about deleting that shit right now
lol! i'm thinking about deleting that thing righ now
i hope i don 't bitch out gettin my nipples pierced lol
I hope I don't get scared to get my nipples pierced.
i 'm glad the president unilaterally decided to do this , cause fuck congress and laws
I am glad the president unilaterally decides to do this, cause Congress and laws do not make sense
cameras can 't see shit when they are covered in smoke .
cameras can 't see when they are covered in smoke .
the song is so fucking dope .
The song is so dope
wonder who raised these retarded girls .
wonder who raised these girls.
why do dumb reporters think someone should immediately respond to them ?
why do reporters think anyone should respond to them immediately?
careful , youre showing your liberal stupidity .
Careful, you are showing your liberal thing
i was saying the same shit a few weeks back .
I was saying this a few week back.
drunk driving enforcement shouldn 't be an excuse to shit all over someones rights .
drunk driving enforcement shouldn't be an excuse to mess all over someone rights
so why would anyone believe this moron ?
so why would anyone believe this person ?
a but don 't worry , no one else could possible think you 're full of shit
a but don 't worry, no one else could possible think you're lying
he was turkish and claiming the opposite in ignorant wiki racist pedia will not change this .
He was turkish and claiming otherwise in wikipedia wont change this
instead of making the police police the police sweet , a third party entity should be doing that shit .
instead of making the police police the police sweet , a third party entity should be doing that event .
what the fuck does that have to do with the left not caring about the truth ?
what does that have to do with the left not caring about the truth?
i 'll be there mad early for the meet n greet , i went today and shit was insane
I'll be there early for the meet n greet, I went today and it was a bit hectic
this whole article sucks the balls .
This whole article is really bad.
i 'm fucking afraid as well , i fear we 're next .
I’m afraid as well, i fear we’re next.
the most pathetic president in history is getting desperate .
the most inappropriate president in history is getting hopeless.