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what will it take to fix this shit ? | What will it take to fix this? |
he 's obviously saying that her lipstick is too fucking red . | he 's obviously saying that her lipstick is too red . |
what the fuck is a furry convention ! ? | what is a furry convention ! ? |
you got home fast as shit | You got home really fast. |
get your head out of your ass ! | stop thinking like that |
this is the type of ignorant response to which i was referring . | This is the type of response to which I was referring |
omg , stephens is so silly . | omg , stephens is So wrong. |
not as important to sanders as doing his fucking job . | Not as important to sanders as doing his job. |
u know how to use google dumbass ? or type billboard | u know how to use google? or type billboard |
gettin shipped again , shits crazy | Getting shipped again, that's crazy |
yeah , like the bitch of vampire diaries | Yeah, like them from the vampire diaries |
you think the us gives a shit about the children^tm ? | you think the us gives about the children^tm ? |
" & he fucking stabbed the needle in my arm so hard it was bleeding d | He stabbed the needle in my arm so hard, it was bleeding. |
you mean how the gop and you are enabling that moron in the white house ? | You mean how the gop and you are enabling him in the whitehouse |
lmfao damn u a bad ass fran almost made my ass stay home | Your reason made me stay at home. |
i hate when folks ask me " why you up so late ? " cuz bitch i 'm grown . | I hate when folks ask me “why you up so late?”. I’m a grown man. |
they are shameless staggering hypocrites . | They are hypocrites |
* it 's the same fucking thing . | It’s the same thing. |
something to keep in mind when fucking with the future | Something to keep in mind when messing with the future. |
one idiotic moron is not colorado . | One dull is not colorado |
i love when countries blow smoke out of their asses because they cant take a joke . | i love when countries blow smoke just because they can't handle a joke |
pretty damn bold and in your face | Pretty bold and in your face. |
like holy fuck this is insane , actually sound like a plot to some movie . | Like this is so surprising, actually sounds like a plot to some movie. |
the weather better be nice az shit this when getz here | the weather better be nice as this when getz here |
over here bout to damn burn up ugh ! ! ! | Over here about to burn up ugh!!! |
they know they 're wrong , they just don 't give a shit . | they know they 're wrong , they just don' t care |
i wana be wit you for as long as we can stand eachovas bull shit . | i wana be wit you for as long as we can stand eachovas together . |
how did ontarios hydro file work out from these clowns ? . | how did ontarios hydro file work out from them? |
he just chats shit all the time | he just chats bad things all the time. |
this lying racist bastard , jeff sessions , shouldnt even be in the government much less attorney general . | Jeff sessions shouldn't be in the government |
what the fuck happened to ebola anyway ? | What happened to ebola anyway? |
i still don 't believe clinton being the presumptive candidate means shit | i still don't believe clinton being the presumptive candidate means that |
why ? hide that shit or delete | why ? hide that thing or delete |
i need a fucking chinese takeaway stat | i need chinese takeaway stat |
yeah but you 're a whore . | Yeah, but you are a tricky person. |
they keep shit like that for the most part , with the odd slip up very closely guarded . | they keep secret like that for the most part , with the odd slip up very closely guarded . |
they must be stop from posting crap and lies on fight dem back . | they must be stop from posting lies on fight dem back . |
russia came in , told ukraine to fuck off , crimea is russian again . | When Russia came in and told Ukraine to get off, Crimea became Russian again. |
i need to get my sweaty ass in the shower | I want to take bath. |
y 'all subtweeting asses funny af ! | your all subtweeting is so funny |
no , stop pulling us into this crap . | no , stop pulling us into this situation. |
my background image wont show for me ! its being a bitch todayyy x | My background image won't show for me! Its misbehaving today |
you must b out the shower but fuck it , baloons on me ? | You must be out of the shower, but why are balloons on me? |
get me the fuck outta here . | get me outta here |
what kind of shit is that ? ! | What kind of thing is that? |
its softer than fresh baby shit | its softer than fresh baby feaces |
i 'm sick of this shit | I'm irritating with this matter. |
bitch you said you was sleepy an hour ago ! ? | You said you wa sleepy an hour ago!? |
i 'll kick your british ass ! | I'll kick you |
_ smh well get on that and get ur ass off twitter ! | _ smh well get on that and get off twitter ! |
if i was abe i 'd name the new helicopter carrier the takagi masao , because fuck 'em . | if i was abe i 'd name the new helicopter carrier the takagi masao |
never take any responsibility and then post silly comments blaming liberals . | Never take any responsibility and then post comments blaming liberals. |
until they get a fucking warrant , they have nothing . | until they get a warrant , they have nothing . |
oh fuck ! * runs away fast as lighting * xd | oh ! * runs away fast as lighting * xd |
can 't you just fuck andget it over with ? | Can't you just get over with it? |
no he is in power and he is fucking the powerless . | No he is in power and he is the powerless |
it betta be to my fuckin cuzzin ! | it betta be to my cuzzin ! |
you have a new nickname bitch | you have a new nickname |
you tweeted me , so im replying you thick cunt ! | you tweeted me, so I'm replying you |
just proves these appraisers dont know what the frick they doing . | Just proves these appraisers don’t know what they’re doing |
nah , i just wanna say what ever the fuck i want and not get called out . | No, I just wanna say what ever i want and not get called out. |
china needs a swift kick up the butt and to stop stealing from the west . | china needs to stop stealing from the west . |
nah , fuck that ass clown . | not him he is not serious |
probably because the source , content , html layout and title of that website is complete shit . | Probably because the source, content, html layout and tittle of the website is useless. |
i don 't want to fuck up . | i don 't want to mess up |
wente engages in the same sort of nonsense . | wente engages in the same sort of things . |
grow the fuck up , entitled piece of sht . | grow up |
shit dude i would drive the economy to hell with my good intentions and socialistic ideals | i would drive the economy to bad with my good intentions and socialistic ideals |
looks like these idiots who delayed the project was from the city . | Looks like the ones who delayed the project was from the city |
why the fuck is this article protected ? | why is this article protected ? |
how the fuck did we go 42 degrees on this ? | How did we go 42 degrees on this? |
some people are just plain stupid . | Some people are simply clueless. |
i don 't want to go ! fucking anatomy test | I don't want to go ! On anatomy test |
fuck ! how did she talk to you ? ! | Lol! how did she talk to you? |
reddit , can you be anymore shit ? | reddit, can you be anymore bad? |
fuck you for masking clickbait with prayer | It's too bad on you for masking clickbait with prayer |
now i am reporting you , moron . | Now i am reporting you |
that episode is a year old , bitch . | That episode is a year old. |
what the fuck is wrong with you , u | what is wrong with you , u |
i don 't like fake bitches blood . | i don 't like fake blood . |
his assignment was to investigate scum . | His assignment was to investigate poorly regarded persons. |
lol ! i 'm thinking about deleting that shit right now | lol! i'm thinking about deleting that thing righ now |
i hope i don 't bitch out gettin my nipples pierced lol | I hope I don't get scared to get my nipples pierced. |
i 'm glad the president unilaterally decided to do this , cause fuck congress and laws | I am glad the president unilaterally decides to do this, cause Congress and laws do not make sense |
cameras can 't see shit when they are covered in smoke . | cameras can 't see when they are covered in smoke . |
the song is so fucking dope . | The song is so dope |
wonder who raised these retarded girls . | wonder who raised these girls. |
why do dumb reporters think someone should immediately respond to them ? | why do reporters think anyone should respond to them immediately? |
careful , youre showing your liberal stupidity . | Careful, you are showing your liberal thing |
i was saying the same shit a few weeks back . | I was saying this a few week back. |
drunk driving enforcement shouldn 't be an excuse to shit all over someones rights . | drunk driving enforcement shouldn't be an excuse to mess all over someone rights |
so why would anyone believe this moron ? | so why would anyone believe this person ? |
a but don 't worry , no one else could possible think you 're full of shit | a but don 't worry, no one else could possible think you're lying |
he was turkish and claiming the opposite in ignorant wiki racist pedia will not change this . | He was turkish and claiming otherwise in wikipedia wont change this |
instead of making the police police the police sweet , a third party entity should be doing that shit . | instead of making the police police the police sweet , a third party entity should be doing that event . |
what the fuck does that have to do with the left not caring about the truth ? | what does that have to do with the left not caring about the truth? |
i 'll be there mad early for the meet n greet , i went today and shit was insane | I'll be there early for the meet n greet, I went today and it was a bit hectic |
this whole article sucks the balls . | This whole article is really bad. |
i 'm fucking afraid as well , i fear we 're next . | I’m afraid as well, i fear we’re next. |
the most pathetic president in history is getting desperate . | the most inappropriate president in history is getting hopeless. |
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