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god fucking dammit , we 've still got 3 more months of this bullshit . | god, we 've still got 3 more months of this . |
can we start a downvote party to get this shit off reddit . | Can we start a downvote party to get this thing off reddit. |
i think i would place the blame on whoever shot the fucking sam 's . | I would blame whoever shot the Sam's |
you cant do anything against that , i have the right to say whatever the fuck i want . | You can't do anything againts that. I have the right to say whatever i want |
where the fuck is my video ! ? | Where is my video? |
that 's why europe has gotten more fucked over the last 13 years . | That’s why Europe has gotten more in trouble over the last 13 years. |
this is why society is fucked up . | This is why society is bad |
this shits actually pretty funny . | This is actually pretty funny. |
no shit sherlock , that was literally the entire point of my comment | Indeed, that was literally the entire point of my comment. |
bitch , the japanese invented suicide bombing . | The japanese invented suicide bombing |
yeah , no , life under hosni mubarak was a fucking dream . | Yeah, no, life under Hosni Mubarak was a dream |
and why the hell would anyone want to listen to this raving harpie ? | And why would anyone listen to this loud talker |
if they dont like it kick em out . | If they dont like it tell them not to come |
i 'm thinkin should i start my day now or go back to fuckin sleep | Im thinkin should i start my day now or go back to sleep |
anything with your sweet ass last name ! | Anything with your sweet last name |
what in the actual fuck just happened ? seriously . | What has just happened? |
who gives a shit about the press part ? | who cares about the press part ? |
by your logic , fuck you for literally everything you 've done wrong . | by your logic , you are literally everything you 've done wrong . |
- gotta small ass cut & shits bleedin alot - | got a small cut and it’s bleeding a lot |
a whole lot of fucking good that did . | A whole lot of good that did |
as per company policy , she was asked to go through a drug test what the fuck ? | As per company policy, she was asked to go through a drug test. |
because at some point falsely accused get tired of this shit and just want to leave . | because at some point falsely accused get tired of this and just want to leave. |
oh shit , its going to fall into the abyss and form a godzilla | oh no, its going to fall into the abyss and form a godzilla |
man we been busy as shit | man we been busy |
this one bitch always seems to play on my phone around 2 am | This one always seems to play on my phone around 2 a.m . |
holy fuck this subreddit is fucked | this subreddit is messed up. |
i would love a dogg ass meal cook by my girl but since i dont have one of those | I would love a meal cooked by my girl but since i don't have one of those |
or how about you go fuck yourself ? | or how about you mind your own business? |
can confirm , my dick remembers everything . | Can confirm , I remember everything . |
but just because saudi arabia is doing shit , doesn 't mean we should start emulating saudi arabia . | but just because saudi arabia is doing bad, doesn't mean we should start emulating saudi arabia |
its wrong in so many ways , its beyond ridiculous . | It's so wrong in so many ways. |
drunk driving enforcement shouldn 't be an excuse to shit all over someones rights . | drunk driving enforcement shouldn 't be an excuse to step all over someones rights . |
not giving a shit about the rights of others is one of the defining characteristics of a conservative . | not giving about the rights of others is one of the defining characteristics of a conservative |
thats an insult to both snakes and scum . | thats an insult to both snakes and company. |
we gone give a party and we gone make it rain in that bitch son real talk | We gonna give a party and we gonna make it rain son, real talk. |
or is it just the joy of fucking their home nation over ? | or is it just the joy of destroying their home nation over |
yap i got a lot 11 say & ain 't nobody gone do shit | i got a lot to say and after this i'm done |
i hate when people avoid shit especially when its serious | I hate those peoples who are not serious in serious situations |
who the fuck uploads that to tumblr and expects nothing to happen ? | who uploads that to tumblr and expects nothing to happen ? |
can we atleast listen to gospel if its gonna be churchy shit ? | can we at least listen to gospel if its gonna be church. |
means that a riot is the symptom of an issue , not the solution well go fucking figure . | Mean that a riot is the symptom of an issue, not the solution well go figure |
that 's like one m& m placed delicately into a steaming pile of shit . | that 's like one m& m placed delicately into a steaming pile of useless things . |
you are clearly an immature jerk . | You are clearly immature. |
me too im tired as fuck < 87 | Me too im really tired |
it 's because she wants to dick wave for the local crowd . | it 's because she wants to wave for the local crowd . |
so why don 't you stop tweeting at me , and settle the fuck down . | stop tweeting at me |
fyi we did meet dick head ! | fyi we did meet |
i clearly don 't give a shit | I clearly don't care. |
yall shouldn 't showed me that shit | yall shouldn 't showed me that |
were tired of your despicable lies | were tired of your lies |
these representatives are a bunch of spoiled sonsofbitches that promise but never deliver . | these representatives are people who promise but never deliver |
should of came over for a cuppa joe ! ass ! rt just passed and on the freeway | Should have come over for a cuppa, Joe! Right, just passed and on the freeway. |
( not to mention idiots like pelosi . | People like Pelosi is not good |
i 've seen some outrageous prices for run down pieces of shit | I’ve seen outrageous prices for run down. |
if it were up to me , theyd call them dumb phones . | If it were up to me, they would call them not functional. |
i forgot the name of that piece of shit already . | i forgot the name of that person already. |
there are pictures of niggas and bitches and they business is all out . | there are bad pictures of girls and they business is all out . |
this sort of shit happens everywhere in every culture and country . | This sort of situation happens everywhere in every culture and country. |
i don 't know how this wedding shit works . | I don't have experience about wedding. |
idc if justin dances on my grave , his sexy ass can do whatever he wannttts | I don't care if Justin dances on my grave, he can fo whatever he wants |
at least read the article before making silly comments . | at least read the article before making silly comments |
yea nigga they fixed steves u want the same shit on it but fixed ? | yea they fixed steves u want the same on it but fixed ? |
holy shit , you people live in a fantasy land with no basis in reality . | You people live in a fantasy land with no basis in reality |
the bernie supporters are just thugs . | The Bernie supporters are impolite. |
i like that black shit . | I like that black thing |
i got so many bitches chasing me smh " | I got so many girls chasing me |
yeah , its fucking hilarious that she has committed treason and tried to play it off as a klutz . | yeah, its hilarious that she has committed treason and tried to play it off as a klutz. |
this shit is a national disgrace at this point . | this is a national disgrace at this point . |
this one bitch always seems to play on my phone around 2 am | this one girl always seems to play on my phone around 2 am |
keep those posts coming , i just love making you guys look stupid . | keep those posts coming , i just love making you guys look ignorant . |
fuck the regulations a fix the problem at any cost . | Disregard the regulations and provide a solution. |
i do not want to start shit on that website with my name on it | i do not want to start anything on that website with my name on it |
you can 't even spell ! how the fuck do you know about nuclear energy . | you cant even spell! how do you know about nuclear energy. |
i keep it real in this phony ass business | I keep it real in this phony business. |
we gonna whip your ass | we gonna beat you |
yep , gov 't got involved because it * sounded * like a good idea , then shit happened . | Yp, gov’ t got involved because it sounded like a good idea, then it happened |
i can 't believe people up voted your shit comment . | I can't believe people up voted your bad comment. |
and what the fuck are you doing about it ? | And what are you doing about it ? |
only an idiot would vote for him . | Only a naive person would vote for him. |
how the fuck does a town of three hundred afford all these city employees ? | How does a town of three hundred afford all these city employees? |
ciaratiara you should really read the whole story before making a stupid comment . | ciaratiara you should really read the whole story before making any comment . |
i 've seen a lot of disturbing shit , but that made me feel awful . | i've seen a lot of disturbing things, but that made me feel awful. |
awww fuck , this is not going well . | oh, this is not going well . |
his fucking mouth isn 't dry they send us away | His mouth isn't dry and they send us away. |
news in spanish asking for miley cyrus arrest for " whiping her ass " with mexico 's flag proceso | news in spanish asking for miley cyrus arrest for " Dismissing herself from her attention " with mexico 's flag proceso |
you are the most racist person i have ever seen . | You are the most selective person I have seen . |
both sides like rich guys , but one side really gets off on fucking the lower and middle classes . | both sides like rich guys , but one side really gets off on the lower and middle classes . |
you think you 're fucking funny huh ? | You think you're funny huh? |
u might be right about that cuz shit always come out wrong lls | u might be right about that because it always come out wrong |
aite krissy dnt make me get on yo ass lol | aite krissy dnt make me get on yo lol |
you ain 't gonna do shit ! your a bluff p | You are not going to do this! |
im not gonna sell the fucking picture , i just want to contribute to the fucking article . | I'm not gonna sell the picture, i just want to contribute to the article. |
and then fire all these idiots in the state legislator . | and then fire all these in the state legislator |
naw , we was playin in my nigga room | Now,we was playing in my friend's room |
shit a rickshaw banged into your car ? | Does Richshaw hit your car? |
this shit is getting crazy , what 's next no wwii games ? | This is getting crazy, what’s next no wwii games? |
shits gone blow yo mind ! ! ! ! so huge . | this is going to blow yo mind !!!! so huge. |
another copy from the government ( if you can call it that ) pathetic . | Another copy from the government (if you can call it that) not cool |
you have cold dead hands . | you have cold hands . |
seriously i was all like , that some independence day shit . | seriously i was all like , that some independence day. |
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