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why the fuck would we do that ? haha | why would we do that? haha |
trying to make up things to be fucking thankful for ! lmao ! | Trying to make up things to be thankful for. |
got that that yeow coward ? . | got that? |
fuck both of these anti - social assholes . | both of these anti - social guys are terrible. |
oh , someone is definitely getting fucked . | oh, someone is definitely getting punished. |
anyone else out there ready to sign up for this crap ? | anyone out there ready to sign up for this? |
then fucking report them and they won 't be able to take snap anymore . | just repport them and they will stop |
well you dont have to pay for stupid shopping bags in springfield . | Well you don’t have to pay for shopping bags in Springfield. |
lol that shit had me feeling like that too . | It had me feeling like that too |
oomf was suppose to sice me with pasta for my birthday , fuckin liar | oomf was assume to sice me with pasta for my birthday |
i dated her , i have right to say what i want dick . | i dated her , i have right to say what i want |
its not about deer hunting , that is a stupid . | its not about deer hunting , that is unintelligent . |
i 'm pretty sure detroit is still shit compared to moldova . | I'm pretty sure that detroit is still worse than moldova. |
it 's a stressful , hard as fuck job . | This job is very hard and stressful |
in fact he is pretty stupid . | he is not informed |
and jamaar gettin on my fuckin nerve | and jamaar gettin on my nerve |
even the local authorities though it was fucked up , inform yourself before you judge . | Even the local authorities thought it was bad, think about it yourself |
he 's been a piece of shit ever since he was elected the first time . | He didn't do much since he was elected the first time |
go get a visa prepaid she can use that shit anywhere | Go get a prepaid Visa, it can be used anywhere. |
these bitches done showed up early while i 'm n class | these girls done showed up early while i 'm n class |
we wont threaten to destroy you to get applause from a bunch of white supremicists . | We won't threaten to destroy you to get applause |
shit i can 't answer my m2u challenge question | i can't answer my m2u challenge question |
good looks homie rt happy bday bro enjoy dat shit ! ! ! ! | You looking good real talk, happy birthday bro! Enjoy your day. |
gay jokes are offensive to gays and obscure words connected to a star trek episode are offensive to natives . | gay jokes are bad to gays and obscure words connected to a star trek episode are bad to natives |
i couldn 't give a fuck less about these rich people problems . | I couldn't give less about these rich people problems. |
hell yea remember me on my bday lol that shit was funny ass hell | Yea remember me on my birthday lol it was funny |
i was so fuckin high , it was amazing . | I was so high, it was amazing. |
fuck it ! i 'm going to the neighbor 's house until this is over . | that's it! i'm going to the neighbor 's house until this is over |
or , y 'know , a sizable amount of young people get off their asses and vote | Or, y'know, a sizable amount of young people get over themselves and vote |
so sad nobody boycotts this shit . | So sad nobody boycotts this. |
seriously , what the fuck is wrong with reddit ? | What is wrong with reddit? |
no , that would be holey shit . | No.That would be bad. |
so now conservatives give a shit about these kids ? | so now conservatives care about these kids ? |
but , we are stuck with these feckless fools for anotheryears . | But, we are stuck with them for another year. |
shit at home layin down coolin what u doin | god at home layin down cooling what u doing |
god how i hate this race . | I just don't like this race |
oh , i 'm sorry they spent all their money on two pointless fucking wars . | oh, i'm sorry they spend all their money on two pointless wars. |
hey , call of duty no one gives a shit . | hey, call of duty no one cares |
you dont seem to get the i dont give a shit concept red . | You don't seem to get that I don't care |
sorry but any plan in which kids die is a fuckn shit plan . | sorry but any plan in which kids die is a bad plan . |
holy shit , this guy makes kevin de len youtube . | Wow this guy makes kevin de len youtube . |
my leg hurts like a bitch . | my leg hurts . |
how dumb can we be ? | how bad can we be ? |
clips4sale is so fucking corrupt | clips4sale is so corrupt |
nfl ratings have been in steady decline since this crap started . | nfl ratings have been in steady decline since this started |
every friggin commercial building has a ventilation system ! | ALL COMMERCIAL BUILDINGS HAVE A VENTILATION SYSTEM |
nobody gives a fuck about your internet habits | nobody cares about your internet habits |
nd then when u say forget it they say i want to know ! nd ur like bitch move on | I want to know this. Don't be shame. |
you can thank columbus , ga for that shit . | you can thank columbus, ga for that. |
so fucking different , thanks for pointing that out | It is different , thanks for pointing that out |
honestly , it sounds over but this shit is just getting started . | honestly , it sounds over but this is just getting started . |
dozens ? are you fucking kidding me ? | dozens? are you kidding me? |
you 've got to be shitting me . | you 've got to be kidding me . |
shit i just did my housing yesterday | i just did my housing yesterday |
he has what it takes to stop this crap . | he has what it takes to put a stop on this. |
apparently the zobell ( sp ) decision does not matter to this fool . | apparently the zobell ( sp ) decision does not matter to this person . |
plenty of them are fucking cowards . | Many of them are not bold enough. |
am i fucking 31 what ? | am i 31 what |
we install adblock in order to not read that shit | we install adblocker in order not to read that |
anyone with half a brain can see how you trash would take his full speech completely out of context . | anybody with a wee bit of intelligence can perceive how you waste would take his full discourse totally outside any connection to the issue at hand . |
and business as usual is fucked up . | As usual bussiness is in a bad situation. |
we have to be smart , and its disappointing how dumb our political leaders are . | we have to be smart , and it's disappointing how our political leaders act |
jesus , that is fucking horrible . | That is really bad. |
wow - even high on flu meds there is still steaming piles of shit on tv | wow- even high on flu meds there is still bad news on tv |
if people are fed up with their govement , they should burn shit and make themeselves heard . | if people are fed up with their govement , they should make themeselves heard . |
they gotta big ass smelly ass farm for u lol u goooootta come here with meeee | they gotta big farm for u, u got to come here with me. |
well , and that 's fucking worse than being mad | well, and that’s worse than being mad |
and there are lots of factors why shit is the way it is in the middle east | and there are lots of factors why it is the way in the middle east |
rt pizza papalis is fucking disgusting - i thought i was the only one ! | rt pizza papalis is not good - i thought i was the only one ! |
most kindly said , it is idiotic ! | Most kindly said, it is pointless. |
this is just icing on the shit cake . | This is just icing on the cake |
which is really fucking scary . | which is really scary . |
fuck those hard rug dealers . | Away with those untrustworthy dealears. |
ion fuck with them lol i dont think | I don’t think that ion mess up with them. |
dude you are fucked up | dude you are messed up |
lol look like fuckin claws on their eye but what 's really sad they think they fly lol | lol look like claws on their eye but what 's really sad they think they fly lol |
logic is useless with these people . | They don't use logic very much. |
shit with my friends and not being able to trust them and them going behind my back etc etc | with my friends and not being able to trust them and them going behind my back etc etc |
it 's hard to live in a community with no fuckin unity boosie | it 's hard to live in a community with no unity boosie |
can you imagine how fucked up it would be if they weren 't caught ? | can you imagine how bad it would be if they weren 't caught ? |
a federal prosecution is a total fuck story . | A federal prosecution is a total false story. |
putin : ( under his breath ) i shouldve let china deal with this moron instead . | putin : ( under his breath ) i shouldve let china deal with them instead . |
aye a forgot castlemilks in paddy land haha he 's shit anyway | aye a forgot castlemilks in paddy land haha he 's not good anyway |
agree but they werent that dumb enough to get caught . | Agree but they weren't careless enough to get caught. |
duuh , stupidest headline that i have ever seen ! | Worst headlines i hav ever seen. |
this is pathetic that shes forced to handle donalds problems . | this is sad that shes forced to handle donalds problems . |
who the hell thinks this makes any fucking sense whatsoever ? | Who thinks this makes any sense? |
and don 't say he can 't fucking do it . | And don't say he can't do it. |
, so do us all a favour and just fuck off instead , hahaha | do us a favour and go away |
how the fuck did i get in my moms car | how did i get in my moms car |
jesus , even the mods came to clean up the shit here . | jesus , even the mods came to clean up this thing here . |
we should get dwayne johnson to kick their asses . | We should get Dawyne Johnson to kick them |
and that 's how you let the beat build bitch ! | and that 's how you let the beat build |
how about not showing up when aliens were fucking up new york | how about not showing up when aliens were destroying new york |
disappearing comments doesnt mean people believe and like this crap . | Disappearing comments doesn't mean tha people start believe. |
don 't fuck around with electricity and your brain - simply take more vitamin b6 lucidallnight | Don't mess with electricity and your brain, simply take more Vitamin B6. Be lucid all night. |
fuck yeah ! ! did you check out the them crooked vultures album ? fucking amazing record | Did you check out the album?It is a really amazing record. |
brownback has fucked up the fiscal situation so badly that his own party is split on him . | Brownback has messed up the fiscal situation so badly that his own party is split on him. |
and business as usual is fucked up . | Business is messed up. |
shit did i say rockets ? | Did I say rockets? |
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