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why the fuck would we do that ? haha
why would we do that? haha
trying to make up things to be fucking thankful for ! lmao !
Trying to make up things to be thankful for.
got that that yeow coward ? .
got that?
fuck both of these anti - social assholes .
both of these anti - social guys are terrible.
oh , someone is definitely getting fucked .
oh, someone is definitely getting punished.
anyone else out there ready to sign up for this crap ?
anyone out there ready to sign up for this?
then fucking report them and they won 't be able to take snap anymore .
just repport them and they will stop
well you dont have to pay for stupid shopping bags in springfield .
Well you don’t have to pay for shopping bags in Springfield.
lol that shit had me feeling like that too .
It had me feeling like that too
oomf was suppose to sice me with pasta for my birthday , fuckin liar
oomf was assume to sice me with pasta for my birthday
i dated her , i have right to say what i want dick .
i dated her , i have right to say what i want
its not about deer hunting , that is a stupid .
its not about deer hunting , that is unintelligent .
i 'm pretty sure detroit is still shit compared to moldova .
I'm pretty sure that detroit is still worse than moldova.
it 's a stressful , hard as fuck job .
This job is very hard and stressful
in fact he is pretty stupid .
he is not informed
and jamaar gettin on my fuckin nerve
and jamaar gettin on my nerve
even the local authorities though it was fucked up , inform yourself before you judge .
Even the local authorities thought it was bad, think about it yourself
he 's been a piece of shit ever since he was elected the first time .
He didn't do much since he was elected the first time
go get a visa prepaid she can use that shit anywhere
Go get a prepaid Visa, it can be used anywhere.
these bitches done showed up early while i 'm n class
these girls done showed up early while i 'm n class
we wont threaten to destroy you to get applause from a bunch of white supremicists .
We won't threaten to destroy you to get applause
shit i can 't answer my m2u challenge question
i can't answer my m2u challenge question
good looks homie rt happy bday bro enjoy dat shit ! ! ! !
You looking good real talk, happy birthday bro! Enjoy your day.
gay jokes are offensive to gays and obscure words connected to a star trek episode are offensive to natives .
gay jokes are bad to gays and obscure words connected to a star trek episode are bad to natives
i couldn 't give a fuck less about these rich people problems .
I couldn't give less about these rich people problems.
hell yea remember me on my bday lol that shit was funny ass hell
Yea remember me on my birthday lol it was funny
i was so fuckin high , it was amazing .
I was so high, it was amazing.
fuck it ! i 'm going to the neighbor 's house until this is over .
that's it! i'm going to the neighbor 's house until this is over
or , y 'know , a sizable amount of young people get off their asses and vote
Or, y'know, a sizable amount of young people get over themselves and vote
so sad nobody boycotts this shit .
So sad nobody boycotts this.
seriously , what the fuck is wrong with reddit ?
What is wrong with reddit?
no , that would be holey shit .
No.That would be bad.
so now conservatives give a shit about these kids ?
so now conservatives care about these kids ?
but , we are stuck with these feckless fools for anotheryears .
But, we are stuck with them for another year.
shit at home layin down coolin what u doin
god at home layin down cooling what u doing
god how i hate this race .
I just don't like this race
oh , i 'm sorry they spent all their money on two pointless fucking wars .
oh, i'm sorry they spend all their money on two pointless wars.
hey , call of duty no one gives a shit .
hey, call of duty no one cares
you dont seem to get the i dont give a shit concept red .
You don't seem to get that I don't care
sorry but any plan in which kids die is a fuckn shit plan .
sorry but any plan in which kids die is a bad plan .
holy shit , this guy makes kevin de len youtube .
Wow this guy makes kevin de len youtube .
my leg hurts like a bitch .
my leg hurts .
how dumb can we be ?
how bad can we be ?
clips4sale is so fucking corrupt
clips4sale is so corrupt
nfl ratings have been in steady decline since this crap started .
nfl ratings have been in steady decline since this started
every friggin commercial building has a ventilation system !
ALL COMMERCIAL BUILDINGS HAVE A VENTILATION SYSTEM
nobody gives a fuck about your internet habits
nobody cares about your internet habits
nd then when u say forget it they say i want to know ! nd ur like bitch move on
I want to know this. Don't be shame.
you can thank columbus , ga for that shit .
you can thank columbus, ga for that.
so fucking different , thanks for pointing that out
It is different , thanks for pointing that out
honestly , it sounds over but this shit is just getting started .
honestly , it sounds over but this is just getting started .
dozens ? are you fucking kidding me ?
dozens? are you kidding me?
you 've got to be shitting me .
you 've got to be kidding me .
shit i just did my housing yesterday
i just did my housing yesterday
he has what it takes to stop this crap .
he has what it takes to put a stop on this.
apparently the zobell ( sp ) decision does not matter to this fool .
apparently the zobell ( sp ) decision does not matter to this person .
plenty of them are fucking cowards .
Many of them are not bold enough.
am i fucking 31 what ?
am i 31 what
we install adblock in order to not read that shit
we install adblocker in order not to read that
anyone with half a brain can see how you trash would take his full speech completely out of context .
anybody with a wee bit of intelligence can perceive how you waste would take his full discourse totally outside any connection to the issue at hand .
and business as usual is fucked up .
As usual bussiness is in a bad situation.
we have to be smart , and its disappointing how dumb our political leaders are .
we have to be smart , and it's disappointing how our political leaders act
jesus , that is fucking horrible .
That is really bad.
wow - even high on flu meds there is still steaming piles of shit on tv
wow- even high on flu meds there is still bad news on tv
if people are fed up with their govement , they should burn shit and make themeselves heard .
if people are fed up with their govement , they should make themeselves heard .
they gotta big ass smelly ass farm for u lol u goooootta come here with meeee
they gotta big farm for u, u got to come here with me.
well , and that 's fucking worse than being mad
well, and that’s worse than being mad
and there are lots of factors why shit is the way it is in the middle east
and there are lots of factors why it is the way in the middle east
rt pizza papalis is fucking disgusting - i thought i was the only one !
rt pizza papalis is not good - i thought i was the only one !
most kindly said , it is idiotic !
Most kindly said, it is pointless.
this is just icing on the shit cake .
This is just icing on the cake
which is really fucking scary .
which is really scary .
fuck those hard rug dealers .
Away with those untrustworthy dealears.
ion fuck with them lol i dont think
I don’t think that ion mess up with them.
dude you are fucked up
dude you are messed up
lol look like fuckin claws on their eye but what 's really sad they think they fly lol
lol look like claws on their eye but what 's really sad they think they fly lol
logic is useless with these people .
They don't use logic very much.
shit with my friends and not being able to trust them and them going behind my back etc etc
with my friends and not being able to trust them and them going behind my back etc etc
it 's hard to live in a community with no fuckin unity boosie
it 's hard to live in a community with no unity boosie
can you imagine how fucked up it would be if they weren 't caught ?
can you imagine how bad it would be if they weren 't caught ?
a federal prosecution is a total fuck story .
A federal prosecution is a total false story.
putin : ( under his breath ) i shouldve let china deal with this moron instead .
putin : ( under his breath ) i shouldve let china deal with them instead .
aye a forgot castlemilks in paddy land haha he 's shit anyway
aye a forgot castlemilks in paddy land haha he 's not good anyway
agree but they werent that dumb enough to get caught .
Agree but they weren't careless enough to get caught.
duuh , stupidest headline that i have ever seen !
Worst headlines i hav ever seen.
this is pathetic that shes forced to handle donalds problems .
this is sad that shes forced to handle donalds problems .
who the hell thinks this makes any fucking sense whatsoever ?
Who thinks this makes any sense?
and don 't say he can 't fucking do it .
And don't say he can't do it.
, so do us all a favour and just fuck off instead , hahaha
do us a favour and go away
how the fuck did i get in my moms car
how did i get in my moms car
jesus , even the mods came to clean up the shit here .
jesus , even the mods came to clean up this thing here .
we should get dwayne johnson to kick their asses .
We should get Dawyne Johnson to kick them
and that 's how you let the beat build bitch !
and that 's how you let the beat build
how about not showing up when aliens were fucking up new york
how about not showing up when aliens were destroying new york
disappearing comments doesnt mean people believe and like this crap .
Disappearing comments doesn't mean tha people start believe.
don 't fuck around with electricity and your brain - simply take more vitamin b6 lucidallnight
Don't mess with electricity and your brain, simply take more Vitamin B6. Be lucid all night.
fuck yeah ! ! did you check out the them crooked vultures album ? fucking amazing record
Did you check out the album?It is a really amazing record.
brownback has fucked up the fiscal situation so badly that his own party is split on him .
Brownback has messed up the fiscal situation so badly that his own party is split on him.
and business as usual is fucked up .
Business is messed up.
shit did i say rockets ?
Did I say rockets?