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that should provide a pretty good idea of who the real fool is .
that should provide a pretty good idea of who was wrong.
its a crock of shit , and you know it .
It's quite unpleasant, and you know it.
that 's one - third of the planet not giving a fuck on top of all the other problems
That's one third of the planet not caring on top of all the other problems
these clowns forget who they work for : the public .
These people forget who they work for: the public.
and there are people here defending this shit .
There are people defending this.
but some say that you cant fix stupid .
But some say that you can fix.
something very sick is in your heads
Something in your heads
but just because saudi arabia is doing shit , doesn 't mean we should start emulating saudi arabia .
But just because Saudi Arabia is doing wrong,doesn't mean we should start emulating Saudi Arabia.
go to a fucking gym for once in your life
go to a gym for once in your life.
maybe go back to prison chicken shit .
Maybe go back to prison
i 'd rather have a fucking root canal .
i 'd rather have a root canal .
north carolina tried to , but their uppity asses got bodyslammed with the past elections .
North Carolina tried to get their way, but they didn't make it with these past selections.
massive and sustained public pressure is the only way to get these bastards to act .
massive and sustained public pressure is the only way to get the ungentelmanly persons to act.
wtf you just said you would
why you just said you would
shit ! i just did it too .
i just did it too .
good , we don 't want your shit sold here anyway .
good we don't want your stuff sold here anyway.
the night , i had school and stuff today , so i was busy with shit .
the night , i had school and stuff today , so i was busy with it.
foo i cant sleep ferr shit - _ - & your lights went on again
foo i cant sleep _ - & your lights went on again
fuck corrupt and malicious politicians .
I don't care about corrupt and malicious politicians.
that 's what i 'm saying pussy , and don 't call me that shitttt
That's what I'm saying and don't call me this.
north koreans love the fuck out of chocopies .
North koreans love the chocopies.
i cant - _ _ _ _ _ - i fucking hate damon
I cant - _ _ _ _ _ - i hate damon
i am thinking that the crap retirement system is the one that private people use to retire on .
i am thinking that the retirement system is the one that private people use to retire on .
i am hot shit , yoo .
i am hot
holy shit ! all we got as a cards sth was 53 % off at the team store
All we got as a cards was 53% off at the team store.
how the fuck are they even gonna get to mexico , honestly ?
how are they even gonna get to mexico , honestly ?
the fuck how 'd you get blood on your shirt haha
How did you get the blood on your shirt.
and i 'm all out of ass .
and i 'm all out.
fucks are never given with me so yes we cool lol
they are never given with me so yes we are cool lol
but then the incredibly stupid can continue to ignore the obvious .
But then they can continue to ignore the obvious
it will help with pain and inflammation but wont generate addiction issues or the dozystupid feeling of an opiate
it will help with pain and inflammation but wont generate addiction issues or the dozy feeling of an opiate
nick clegg is too much of a bitch to speak out against any of cameron 's decisions .
Nick Clegg is rude to speak out against Cameron's decisions.
yo ma cuzzin hid the fuck out the keys yo
yo ma cousin hid the keys yo
ole assertive ass lol , but you easy on the eyes tho * shrugs *
ole assertive lol , but you easy on the eyes tho * shrugs *
the priorities of our species is fucked .
The priorities of our species is messed-up
guess wat ? ? ? ? i 'ont give ah fuck ! ! !
Guess what?? I don't mind!
kesey made a good effort but a stupid movie ruined sometimes a great notion for me .
Kesey made a good effort but a movie ruined sometimes a great notion for me.
that would be cool and you have to go to paris ! i miss this fucking city lol
that would be cool and you have to go to paris ! i miss this city lol
! you gotta be shitting me .
You gotta be kidding me.
a grown ass man sipping from a straw is not a good look !
a grown man sipping from a straw is not a good look !
got a lucky ass text
got a lucky text
i exchange my bad habits for a habit and maybe he 'll come murder me
I exchange my bad habits for a habit and maybe he'll come for me
it was a fucking conference .
it was a conference .
people as a whole are dumb as shit .
People as a whole are not smart.
now what the fuck are we supposed to do , man ?
now what are we supposed to do , man ?
mane told a fatass hyperbole lol rt just got home from our game tired ass hell
mane told a hyperbole lol rt just got home from our game tired.
that 's a huge fucking stretch and you know it .
That’s a huge stretch and you know it.
im saying what the fuck right now .
I am saying what is going on
i write an article and you try and delete it , get a life you loser .
i write an article and you try and delete it , get a life you loser
he is equally as stupid and determined to show his power regardless of the outcome .
he is equally determined to show his power regardless of the outcome
we do what we want ' - no you fucking don 't
We do what we want' - no you don't
just fuck off and leave me alone
just go away and leave me alone
just give it some time before you make stupid comments about how we are not paying all the bills .
Just give it some time before you make comments about how we are not paying all the bills.
i 'm still voting no , but holy fucking shit are the no campaigners royally fucking up lately .
i 'm still voting no , but are the no campaigners royally messing up lately .
still easy as shit to get a gun .
Still easy to get a gun.
catgut needs to stop eating cat guts , that demented perert !
Catgut needs to stop eating cat guts.
he was only twenty fucking years old .
He was only twenty years old
everytime you call it a ' man pussy ' i die inside
everytime you call it a ' bad words' i die inside
shut the fuck up , geek !
shut up, please!
fuck , now i want to place alpha centauri .
Now I want to place alpha centauri.
the malignant narcissist and mentally deranged sociopath opens his foul mouth and nothing comes out but excrement .
the guy opens his mouth and nothing good comes out.
just shut up , cause you 're not a tough bitch .
Keep quiet. You're not tough
fuck is the " ahhh " for ? & what time ?
What is the " ahhh " for ? & what time ?
who will save your ass then ?
Who will save you then?
hell naw i think he stuck lil fat ass lol
I think he's stuck
yep ! wish i could take that shit back tho ! !
Yep! Wish I could take it back!
send the 'precious' chick to sit shit on putin
send the 'precious' chick to sit on putin
has already been making him feel like shit
He makes himself feel Bad.
hooray for imposing your religious shit onto other people !
hooray for imposing your religion onto other people!
the inevitable outcome of believing in sunny ways is you end up looking the fool .
Believing in superficial ways can lead you to being failed
i fucking love you too ! <3 p
I love you too!
oh course he is , his views are fucking nuts and that shit is golden on conservative talk radio .
Oh because he is, his views are not good and all that is golden on conservative talk radio.
i wish i could upvote this shit a million times .
I wish I could upvote this a million times
it 's the fucking worst of the worst .
it's the worst of the worst
i couldn 't stand his ass ! !
I coudnt stand this.
fuck lapd they should clean house like they did in camden new jersey .
They should clean house like they did in Camden, New Jersey.
even though 65 % of the world wouldn 't give a shit .
Even though 65% of the world wouldn't tolerate
this column should have the name how can i make you hate white people as much as i do .
this column should have the name how can i make you dislike white people as much as i do
if we really gave a fuck about other people instead of being the snobby rich kids of the world .
if we really cared about other people instead of being the snobby rich kids of the world .
honestly idk all i hear is screaming and moving shit
okay well i really do not know but i can hear screaming and moving things
this shit is like a south park episode .
This stuff is like a South Park episode
awww shit well lemme hear it when you do it
Awww. Well lemme hear it when you do it.
if you don 't like me talking shit about cops
if you don't like me talking in a bad way about cops
pick up a history book sometime , and read the damn thing .
Pick up a history book sometime and read it.
what the fuck did japan ever do to anyone in the middle east ?
What did Japan ever do to anyone in the middle east ?
your job is " protect " not fucking assault everyone you can !
You're meant to protect not assault everyone
bout to go ride either in landover or seat pleasant today , chill out with the guys n shit .
bout to go ride either in landover or seat pleasant today , chill out with the guys.
you exemplify the stupidity and ignorance of the western left .
you exemplify the ignorance of the western left.
what the fuck do you want me to do ?
what do you want me to do ?
omg hall pass is so fucking funny !
Hall pass is very funny
it 's a drinking in the afternoon kind of rainy ass day fact
It is a drinking in the afternoon kin of rainy day
that mixtape was just him rappung on other rappers beats bt2 is his own shit
the mixtape was just him rapping on other rappers beat
lls hahahhaaaa i know right , i 'm laughing like shitt
i know right , i 'm laughing
i 'm sure you could kick ass at drinking games by being close to sober .
I'm sure you could kick it at drinking games by being close to sober .
i 'm sorry for asking i ask random shit like that
i 'm sorry for asking i ask random things like that
the state is a boatload of fools for letting her go .
The state made a bad decision for letting her go
are you nuts ? well , my girl doesn 't like it , and i respect that
What wrong with you? well , my girl doesn't like it , and I respect that
get a clue before you make stupid comments .
Get a clue before you make any comment
both if yall barely could walk down the street and shit
both of you could barely walk down the street
she went overboard wit the shit
She went overboard with the issue.