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that should provide a pretty good idea of who the real fool is . | that should provide a pretty good idea of who was wrong. |
its a crock of shit , and you know it . | It's quite unpleasant, and you know it. |
that 's one - third of the planet not giving a fuck on top of all the other problems | That's one third of the planet not caring on top of all the other problems |
these clowns forget who they work for : the public . | These people forget who they work for: the public. |
and there are people here defending this shit . | There are people defending this. |
but some say that you cant fix stupid . | But some say that you can fix. |
something very sick is in your heads | Something in your heads |
but just because saudi arabia is doing shit , doesn 't mean we should start emulating saudi arabia . | But just because Saudi Arabia is doing wrong,doesn't mean we should start emulating Saudi Arabia. |
go to a fucking gym for once in your life | go to a gym for once in your life. |
maybe go back to prison chicken shit . | Maybe go back to prison |
i 'd rather have a fucking root canal . | i 'd rather have a root canal . |
north carolina tried to , but their uppity asses got bodyslammed with the past elections . | North Carolina tried to get their way, but they didn't make it with these past selections. |
massive and sustained public pressure is the only way to get these bastards to act . | massive and sustained public pressure is the only way to get the ungentelmanly persons to act. |
wtf you just said you would | why you just said you would |
shit ! i just did it too . | i just did it too . |
good , we don 't want your shit sold here anyway . | good we don't want your stuff sold here anyway. |
the night , i had school and stuff today , so i was busy with shit . | the night , i had school and stuff today , so i was busy with it. |
foo i cant sleep ferr shit - _ - & your lights went on again | foo i cant sleep _ - & your lights went on again |
fuck corrupt and malicious politicians . | I don't care about corrupt and malicious politicians. |
that 's what i 'm saying pussy , and don 't call me that shitttt | That's what I'm saying and don't call me this. |
north koreans love the fuck out of chocopies . | North koreans love the chocopies. |
i cant - _ _ _ _ _ - i fucking hate damon | I cant - _ _ _ _ _ - i hate damon |
i am thinking that the crap retirement system is the one that private people use to retire on . | i am thinking that the retirement system is the one that private people use to retire on . |
i am hot shit , yoo . | i am hot |
holy shit ! all we got as a cards sth was 53 % off at the team store | All we got as a cards was 53% off at the team store. |
how the fuck are they even gonna get to mexico , honestly ? | how are they even gonna get to mexico , honestly ? |
the fuck how 'd you get blood on your shirt haha | How did you get the blood on your shirt. |
and i 'm all out of ass . | and i 'm all out. |
fucks are never given with me so yes we cool lol | they are never given with me so yes we are cool lol |
but then the incredibly stupid can continue to ignore the obvious . | But then they can continue to ignore the obvious |
it will help with pain and inflammation but wont generate addiction issues or the dozystupid feeling of an opiate | it will help with pain and inflammation but wont generate addiction issues or the dozy feeling of an opiate |
nick clegg is too much of a bitch to speak out against any of cameron 's decisions . | Nick Clegg is rude to speak out against Cameron's decisions. |
yo ma cuzzin hid the fuck out the keys yo | yo ma cousin hid the keys yo |
ole assertive ass lol , but you easy on the eyes tho * shrugs * | ole assertive lol , but you easy on the eyes tho * shrugs * |
the priorities of our species is fucked . | The priorities of our species is messed-up |
guess wat ? ? ? ? i 'ont give ah fuck ! ! ! | Guess what?? I don't mind! |
kesey made a good effort but a stupid movie ruined sometimes a great notion for me . | Kesey made a good effort but a movie ruined sometimes a great notion for me. |
that would be cool and you have to go to paris ! i miss this fucking city lol | that would be cool and you have to go to paris ! i miss this city lol |
! you gotta be shitting me . | You gotta be kidding me. |
a grown ass man sipping from a straw is not a good look ! | a grown man sipping from a straw is not a good look ! |
got a lucky ass text | got a lucky text |
i exchange my bad habits for a habit and maybe he 'll come murder me | I exchange my bad habits for a habit and maybe he'll come for me |
it was a fucking conference . | it was a conference . |
people as a whole are dumb as shit . | People as a whole are not smart. |
now what the fuck are we supposed to do , man ? | now what are we supposed to do , man ? |
mane told a fatass hyperbole lol rt just got home from our game tired ass hell | mane told a hyperbole lol rt just got home from our game tired. |
that 's a huge fucking stretch and you know it . | That’s a huge stretch and you know it. |
im saying what the fuck right now . | I am saying what is going on |
i write an article and you try and delete it , get a life you loser . | i write an article and you try and delete it , get a life you loser |
he is equally as stupid and determined to show his power regardless of the outcome . | he is equally determined to show his power regardless of the outcome |
we do what we want ' - no you fucking don 't | We do what we want' - no you don't |
just fuck off and leave me alone | just go away and leave me alone |
just give it some time before you make stupid comments about how we are not paying all the bills . | Just give it some time before you make comments about how we are not paying all the bills. |
i 'm still voting no , but holy fucking shit are the no campaigners royally fucking up lately . | i 'm still voting no , but are the no campaigners royally messing up lately . |
still easy as shit to get a gun . | Still easy to get a gun. |
catgut needs to stop eating cat guts , that demented perert ! | Catgut needs to stop eating cat guts. |
he was only twenty fucking years old . | He was only twenty years old |
everytime you call it a ' man pussy ' i die inside | everytime you call it a ' bad words' i die inside |
shut the fuck up , geek ! | shut up, please! |
fuck , now i want to place alpha centauri . | Now I want to place alpha centauri. |
the malignant narcissist and mentally deranged sociopath opens his foul mouth and nothing comes out but excrement . | the guy opens his mouth and nothing good comes out. |
just shut up , cause you 're not a tough bitch . | Keep quiet. You're not tough |
fuck is the " ahhh " for ? & what time ? | What is the " ahhh " for ? & what time ? |
who will save your ass then ? | Who will save you then? |
hell naw i think he stuck lil fat ass lol | I think he's stuck |
yep ! wish i could take that shit back tho ! ! | Yep! Wish I could take it back! |
send the 'precious' chick to sit shit on putin | send the 'precious' chick to sit on putin |
has already been making him feel like shit | He makes himself feel Bad. |
hooray for imposing your religious shit onto other people ! | hooray for imposing your religion onto other people! |
the inevitable outcome of believing in sunny ways is you end up looking the fool . | Believing in superficial ways can lead you to being failed |
i fucking love you too ! <3 p | I love you too! |
oh course he is , his views are fucking nuts and that shit is golden on conservative talk radio . | Oh because he is, his views are not good and all that is golden on conservative talk radio. |
i wish i could upvote this shit a million times . | I wish I could upvote this a million times |
it 's the fucking worst of the worst . | it's the worst of the worst |
i couldn 't stand his ass ! ! | I coudnt stand this. |
fuck lapd they should clean house like they did in camden new jersey . | They should clean house like they did in Camden, New Jersey. |
even though 65 % of the world wouldn 't give a shit . | Even though 65% of the world wouldn't tolerate |
this column should have the name how can i make you hate white people as much as i do . | this column should have the name how can i make you dislike white people as much as i do |
if we really gave a fuck about other people instead of being the snobby rich kids of the world . | if we really cared about other people instead of being the snobby rich kids of the world . |
honestly idk all i hear is screaming and moving shit | okay well i really do not know but i can hear screaming and moving things |
this shit is like a south park episode . | This stuff is like a South Park episode |
awww shit well lemme hear it when you do it | Awww. Well lemme hear it when you do it. |
if you don 't like me talking shit about cops | if you don't like me talking in a bad way about cops |
pick up a history book sometime , and read the damn thing . | Pick up a history book sometime and read it. |
what the fuck did japan ever do to anyone in the middle east ? | What did Japan ever do to anyone in the middle east ? |
your job is " protect " not fucking assault everyone you can ! | You're meant to protect not assault everyone |
bout to go ride either in landover or seat pleasant today , chill out with the guys n shit . | bout to go ride either in landover or seat pleasant today , chill out with the guys. |
you exemplify the stupidity and ignorance of the western left . | you exemplify the ignorance of the western left. |
what the fuck do you want me to do ? | what do you want me to do ? |
omg hall pass is so fucking funny ! | Hall pass is very funny |
it 's a drinking in the afternoon kind of rainy ass day fact | It is a drinking in the afternoon kin of rainy day |
that mixtape was just him rappung on other rappers beats bt2 is his own shit | the mixtape was just him rapping on other rappers beat |
lls hahahhaaaa i know right , i 'm laughing like shitt | i know right , i 'm laughing |
i 'm sure you could kick ass at drinking games by being close to sober . | I'm sure you could kick it at drinking games by being close to sober . |
i 'm sorry for asking i ask random shit like that | i 'm sorry for asking i ask random things like that |
the state is a boatload of fools for letting her go . | The state made a bad decision for letting her go |
are you nuts ? well , my girl doesn 't like it , and i respect that | What wrong with you? well , my girl doesn't like it , and I respect that |
get a clue before you make stupid comments . | Get a clue before you make any comment |
both if yall barely could walk down the street and shit | both of you could barely walk down the street |
she went overboard wit the shit | She went overboard with the issue. |
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