bayes-group-diffusion/paradetox · Datasets at Hugging Face

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who the fuck invests in any of his ventures ?	who invests in any of his ventures ?
she sounds like an idiot .	She doesn’t sound wise
that shit wasn 't real wtf ? you have the same fuckin problems	It isn't real, you have same problems
it 's right fucking there in the constitution .	It's right there in the constitution
that laughably ignorant comment by mr .	I think his comment was meaningless.
arabs can do whatever the fuck they want .	arabs can do whatever they want.
it makes you look foolish .	It doesn't portray you well.
you best not mind bitch	you best not mind
hey , remember how april wouldn 't tell you she loved you ever , what a bitch !	Remember how april wouldn't tell you she loved uou ever
edit lol where the fuck did you go dude ?	Where did you go friend ?
i 'm asking because i really want to know about this , not because i 'm being an ass .	I'm asking because I really want to know about this, not because I'm being rude.
but fuck wal - mart ! come on guys , someone else get mad with me !	but seriously wal - mart ! come on guys, someone else get mad with me !
go away already , you creep .	Please leave now
why the fuck are we talking english ? press 57 for turkish arog	Press 57 to speak Turkish
both sides make it really fucking hard to support them .	both sides make it really hard to support them .
they run education and they do shit like this constantly .	They run education and they do this constantly
really , any bandwidth intensive startup is fucked .	really , any bandwidth intensive startup is in trouble.
fuck , i miss thebe sooooo fucking much	i miss that thebe so much
cause they are fucking pussies obviously	They're too soft.
bettttt , sounds dope as fuck dude	Bet, it sounds really great
liverpool will always be the same old shit , just different faces	Liverpool will always be the same old, just different faces.
we actually could compete if we just fucking voted .	we actually could compete if we just voted .
he was not from michigan u stupid .	He was not form michigan.
whoever told you that is blowing smoke up your ass .	Whoever told you that, is messing with you.
" will you fuck off for $10 ? $20 ? $21	Will you leave for $10? $20? $21?
< lmfao ! bitch tell me ! !	Hahaha, could you tell me?
unfortunately , it will be hawaii that pays , not this fool .	unfortunately , it will be hawaii that pays , not this guy .
he and any child who deals with shit like that is a hero .	He and any child who deals with something that bad is a hero
more worth the effort what the fuck ?	more worth the effort
wait , when the fuck did the us colonize cuba ?	wait , when did the us colonize cuba ?
for any further inquiries , i must refer you to u titties_and_ass .	for any further inquiries , i must refer you to u.
busy as shit , not on twitter	so busy. not on twitter
what if had to take an epic shit ?	What if I had to take something important?
fuck yea dude i think it be awesome to get a bunch of us there	i think it be awesome to get a bunch of us there
where did the shit come from ? ? ?	Where did it come from
* sobs * i told you i fucked up its all my fault ! ! ! theyre never coming back	Sobs I told you I messed up its all my fault!!! They're never coming back.
dont you fucking forget about canada	Don’t you forget about Canada
here come the babyboomers , as if they have not fucked enough up .	here come the babyboomers , as if they have not troubled enough.
it could one day become president and fix this shit !	It could one day become president and fix this problem.
you 're fucking with my head ! ! ! ! !	You are messing with my head.
ridiculous , yet another attempt to maintain control over people , even after death .	Another attempt to maintain control over people even after death.
no , then youd actually have to admit your stance on guns is ignorant .	no , then youd actually have to admit your stance on guns is ignorant .
the fuck you mean " mythical " ?	What do you mean by mythical?
as an american who thought it was a dick joke , thanks .	As an American who thought it was a bad joke, thanks
my middle finger hurts like a mother fuck .	my middle finger is hurt
where the fuck did that tidbit come from ?	Where did the tidbit come from
< omg looook a russian letter wow ! < erm , what the fuck was this ? d	OMG look that russian lettter wow ! what was this ?
how fucked were you , forgetaboutitinthemorning	how were you , forget about it in the morning
sadly not one fucking man stepped in	sadly not one man stepped in
xd your lemon squares taste like ass .	Your lemon squares taste not good.
my uncle got sniped , i know some shit .	My uncle got sniped, I know a little bit about this matter.
why is this cunt in juvenile court ?	Why is this girl in juvenile court?
fuck it , you made me smirk then mentally berate myself , have an upvote you devious bastard .	you made me smirk then mentally berate myself , have an upvote you .
that would be fuckin sweet !	That would be nice.
i wouldnt take her ass to the corner store	i wouldnt take her to the corner store
the iowa idiots are a real baseball team ! .	their baseball team is good
i 've always wondered , how the fuck did they come to that conclusion in the first place ?	I've always wondered how they come to that conclusion in the first place ?
i just saw one of those and couldnt fucking believe it .	I just saw one of those and couldn't believe it.
one common friend wtf man , how does this shit happen .	one common friend man, how does this happen .
but my internet is shit -	But my internet is not good
i 'm just glad my phone doesn 't autocorrect my " fucks " to " ducks "	I'm just glad my phone doesn't autocorrect mean words
because there aren 't any fucking consequences	because there aren 't any consequences
because the conservitive runners usually are also for shit i am against .	Because the conservative runners usually for the stuff that I don't agree with.
" i 've know several people who got caught up in this kind of shit .	I know a lot of people who experienced this
where the fuck yoooouuuu been at ?	where have you been ?
i didn 't beg for anything , and i read the article , fuck head .	I didn't beg for anything,and I read the article
this idea that the press can do no wrong is rubbish .	This idea that the press can do no wrong is wrong
everyone 's saying it 's about the other guy and not taking a millisecond to research this shit .	Everyone is saying it is about the other guy and not taking a millisecond to research this
then fucking report them and they won 't be able to take snap anymore .	Then report then and they won’t be able to take snap anymore
it 's really gone to shit	It's gone really bad.
yo fucker it was fucking hayes you faggot , not vito .	It was hayes, not vito.
best you start reading books before you ask really really really stupid questions .	Best you start reading books before you ask questions that are not good
lol stay ya ass in the car	lol stay ya in the car
bout to finish this comic i 'm reading & then watch shit on netflix till i fall asleep	bout to finish this comic i’m reading & then watch netflix till i fall asleep
it sickens me that this shit happens in a country that pretends its the best in the world .	It sickens me that this happens in a country that pretends its the best in the world.
around 23billion in unfunded pers should have these fools losing sleep rather than pretending pers will go away .	around 23 billion in unfunded pers should have officials losing sleep rather than pretending pers will go away.
does the pope shit in the woods .	does the pope excrete in the woods
seriously it is so fucked up	Seriously it’s so messed up.
rt up early missing the shit outta my gf - good thing i live with mine	Right up missing the bad thing out of my gf, good thing I live with mine.
that is a fucking long time .	that is a long time .
you can get a lot of shit onto a thumb drive .	you can save alot of data in a thumb drive
holy fucking shit dude that 's amazing	oh my god,that 's amazing
one hour to go ! shit 's about to get real .	One hour to go. It is about to get real
shit , there was a meeting ? i must have missed the email .	Was there a meeting? I must have missed the email
too easy to fuck with me , so she doesn 't bother	too easy with me , so she doesn 't bother
drive down tomorrow i aint got shit to do	drive down tomorrow i aint got nothing to do.
say lil one the champ going have some more new shit , i bring u a copy when done	Say Iil one the champ going have some more new , I bring you a copy when done .
who the fck put you in charge .	Who appointed you?
he got back in his fuckin house	he got back to his house
fuck them , how dare they !	How dare they!
he always seems to know what he 's doing when the shit hits the fan .	he always seems to know what he’s doing when the thing hits the fan.
fuck me , we 're falling behind everywhere .	we 're falling behind everywhere .
this will fuck shit up badly	This will be messed up badly
the fuck you doin ! ? ! ? " ahahahah p	What are you doing?
g i was like wtfing shit ? ? !	I was like what?
how did this bitch get into power ?	How did she get into power
i know if i don 't help it 'll bite me in the ass one day	I understand if I don't help, It came be problem for me one-day.
what a shitty thing to say to somebody	What a bad thinf to say to somebody
i would even save your sorry ass if you were drowning .	I would save you from drowning
that 's the last time i 'm nice to you you premenstral cunt .	that's the last time I'm nice to you

who the fuck invests in any of his ventures ?

who invests in any of his ventures ?

she sounds like an idiot .

She doesn’t sound wise

that shit wasn 't real wtf ? you have the same fuckin problems

It isn't real, you have same problems

it 's right fucking there in the constitution .

It's right there in the constitution

that laughably ignorant comment by mr .

I think his comment was meaningless.

arabs can do whatever the fuck they want .

arabs can do whatever they want.

it makes you look foolish .

It doesn't portray you well.

you best not mind bitch

you best not mind

hey , remember how april wouldn 't tell you she loved you ever , what a bitch !

Remember how april wouldn't tell you she loved uou ever

edit lol where the fuck did you go dude ?

Where did you go friend ?

i 'm asking because i really want to know about this , not because i 'm being an ass .

I'm asking because I really want to know about this, not because I'm being rude.

but fuck wal - mart ! come on guys , someone else get mad with me !

but seriously wal - mart ! come on guys, someone else get mad with me !

go away already , you creep .

Please leave now

why the fuck are we talking english ? press 57 for turkish arog

Press 57 to speak Turkish

both sides make it really fucking hard to support them .

both sides make it really hard to support them .

they run education and they do shit like this constantly .

They run education and they do this constantly

really , any bandwidth intensive startup is fucked .

really , any bandwidth intensive startup is in trouble.

fuck , i miss thebe sooooo fucking much

i miss that thebe so much

cause they are fucking pussies obviously

They're too soft.

bettttt , sounds dope as fuck dude

Bet, it sounds really great

liverpool will always be the same old shit , just different faces

Liverpool will always be the same old, just different faces.

we actually could compete if we just fucking voted .

we actually could compete if we just voted .

he was not from michigan u stupid .

He was not form michigan.

whoever told you that is blowing smoke up your ass .

Whoever told you that, is messing with you.

" will you fuck off for $10 ? $20 ? $21

Will you leave for $10? $20? $21?

< lmfao ! bitch tell me ! !

Hahaha, could you tell me?

unfortunately , it will be hawaii that pays , not this fool .

unfortunately , it will be hawaii that pays , not this guy .

he and any child who deals with shit like that is a hero .

He and any child who deals with something that bad is a hero

more worth the effort what the fuck ?

more worth the effort

wait , when the fuck did the us colonize cuba ?

wait , when did the us colonize cuba ?

for any further inquiries , i must refer you to u titties_and_ass .

for any further inquiries , i must refer you to u.

busy as shit , not on twitter

so busy. not on twitter

what if had to take an epic shit ?

What if I had to take something important?

fuck yea dude i think it be awesome to get a bunch of us there

i think it be awesome to get a bunch of us there

where did the shit come from ? ? ?

Where did it come from

* sobs * i told you i fucked up its all my fault ! ! ! theyre never coming back

*Sobs* I told you I messed up its all my fault!!! They're never coming back.

dont you fucking forget about canada

Don’t you forget about Canada

here come the babyboomers , as if they have not fucked enough up .

here come the babyboomers , as if they have not troubled enough.

it could one day become president and fix this shit !

It could one day become president and fix this problem.

you 're fucking with my head ! ! ! ! !

You are messing with my head.

ridiculous , yet another attempt to maintain control over people , even after death .

Another attempt to maintain control over people even after death.

no , then youd actually have to admit your stance on guns is ignorant .

the fuck you mean " mythical " ?

What do you mean by mythical?

as an american who thought it was a dick joke , thanks .

As an American who thought it was a bad joke, thanks

my middle finger hurts like a mother fuck .

my middle finger is hurt

where the fuck did that tidbit come from ?

Where did the tidbit come from

< omg looook a russian letter wow ! < erm , what the fuck was this ? d

OMG look that russian lettter wow ! what was this ?

how fucked were you , forgetaboutitinthemorning

how were you , forget about it in the morning

sadly not one fucking man stepped in

sadly not one man stepped in

xd your lemon squares taste like ass .

Your lemon squares taste not good.

my uncle got sniped , i know some shit .

My uncle got sniped, I know a little bit about this matter.

why is this cunt in juvenile court ?

Why is this girl in juvenile court?

fuck it , you made me smirk then mentally berate myself , have an upvote you devious bastard .

you made me smirk then mentally berate myself , have an upvote you .

that would be fuckin sweet !

That would be nice.

i wouldnt take her ass to the corner store

i wouldnt take her to the corner store

the iowa idiots are a real baseball team ! .

their baseball team is good

i 've always wondered , how the fuck did they come to that conclusion in the first place ?

I've always wondered how they come to that conclusion in the first place ?

i just saw one of those and couldnt fucking believe it .

I just saw one of those and couldn't believe it.

one common friend wtf man , how does this shit happen .

one common friend man, how does this happen .

but my internet is shit -

But my internet is not good

i 'm just glad my phone doesn 't autocorrect my " fucks " to " ducks "

I'm just glad my phone doesn't autocorrect mean words

because there aren 't any fucking consequences

because there aren 't any consequences

because the conservitive runners usually are also for shit i am against .

Because the conservative runners usually for the stuff that I don't agree with.

" i 've know several people who got caught up in this kind of shit .

I know a lot of people who experienced this

where the fuck yoooouuuu been at ?

where have you been ?

i didn 't beg for anything , and i read the article , fuck head .

I didn't beg for anything,and I read the article

this idea that the press can do no wrong is rubbish .

This idea that the press can do no wrong is wrong

everyone 's saying it 's about the other guy and not taking a millisecond to research this shit .

Everyone is saying it is about the other guy and not taking a millisecond to research this

then fucking report them and they won 't be able to take snap anymore .

Then report then and they won’t be able to take snap anymore

it 's really gone to shit

It's gone really bad.

yo fucker it was fucking hayes you faggot , not vito .

It was hayes, not vito.

best you start reading books before you ask really really really stupid questions .

Best you start reading books before you ask questions that are not good

lol stay ya ass in the car

lol stay ya in the car

bout to finish this comic i 'm reading & then watch shit on netflix till i fall asleep

bout to finish this comic i’m reading & then watch netflix till i fall asleep

it sickens me that this shit happens in a country that pretends its the best in the world .

It sickens me that this happens in a country that pretends its the best in the world.

around 23billion in unfunded pers should have these fools losing sleep rather than pretending pers will go away .

around 23 billion in unfunded pers should have officials losing sleep rather than pretending pers will go away.

does the pope shit in the woods .

does the pope excrete in the woods

seriously it is so fucked up

Seriously it’s so messed up.

rt up early missing the shit outta my gf - good thing i live with mine

Right up missing the bad thing out of my gf, good thing I live with mine.

that is a fucking long time .

that is a long time .

you can get a lot of shit onto a thumb drive .

you can save alot of data in a thumb drive

holy fucking shit dude that 's amazing

oh my god,that 's amazing

one hour to go ! shit 's about to get real .

One hour to go. It is about to get real

shit , there was a meeting ? i must have missed the email .

Was there a meeting? I must have missed the email

too easy to fuck with me , so she doesn 't bother

too easy with me , so she doesn 't bother

drive down tomorrow i aint got shit to do

drive down tomorrow i aint got nothing to do.

say lil one the champ going have some more new shit , i bring u a copy when done

Say Iil one the champ going have some more new , I bring you a copy when done .

who the fck put you in charge .

Who appointed you?

he got back in his fuckin house

he got back to his house

fuck them , how dare they !

How dare they!

he always seems to know what he 's doing when the shit hits the fan .

he always seems to know what he’s doing when the thing hits the fan.

fuck me , we 're falling behind everywhere .

we 're falling behind everywhere .

this will fuck shit up badly

This will be messed up badly

the fuck you doin ! ? ! ? " ahahahah p

What are you doing?

g i was like wtfing shit ? ? !

I was like what?

how did this bitch get into power ?

How did she get into power

i know if i don 't help it 'll bite me in the ass one day

I understand if I don't help, It came be problem for me one-day.

what a shitty thing to say to somebody

What a bad thinf to say to somebody

i would even save your sorry ass if you were drowning .

I would save you from drowning

that 's the last time i 'm nice to you you premenstral cunt .

that's the last time I'm nice to you