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honouring rob ford would be an egregious example of whitewashing a scumbag politician . | honouring rob ford would be an egregious example of whitewashing politician . |
fuck that , i hope she gets funding to open up a yoga franchise . | To heck with that, I hope she gets funding to open up a yoga franchise. |
what the fuck is this comment even supposed to mean ? | What is this comment even supposed to mean ? |
every time this shit happens . | every time this things happens . |
fuck him , where does he come off having any input in american politics . | where does he come off having any input in american politics |
they are in love and admiration of each others wealth and to hell with the petty people . | They are in love and admiration of each other’s wealth and they don’t care about the poor. |
i 've been being lazy as fuck . | i 've been being very lazy. |
fuck you i want to play | Hey you I want to play |
it 's bullshit , but the truth , deal with it | Its is bad habbit but it is true deal with it |
i 'm not the only one doesn 't like it and what the fuck is swagger jagger ? | i 'm not the only one doesn 't like it and what is swagger jagger ? |
barry was a crazed leftist . | barry was a leftist . |
alan carr is so fucking funnnnny ! | Alan car is so funny |
he probably assessed the situation and decided he should not intervene for his own safety , fuck him right ? | He probably assessed the situation and decided he should not intervene for his own safety, it was wrong, wasn't it? |
ftfy > i 'm so embarrassed of republicans the republican party is entirely responsible for this shit show . | i 'm so embarrassed of republicans the republican party is entirely responsible for this show |
the perverted freak hog tied me , chained me up to a pole and took pictures of me . | The guy tied me,chained me up and took my photo. |
we all know a draw is shit at this stage of the season ! | we all know a draw is meaningless at this stage of the season |
that i don 't really give a shit about . | I don't really care |
jesus fuck this quote needs to stop . | this quote needs to stop . |
what was the other shit film ? | What was the other bad film? |
according to my research , both males and females perform fellatio and on both genders . | according to my research , both males and females perform fellatio and on both genders . |
as fast as fucking possible , liberals spaz out on issues like this . | as fast as possible , liberals spaz out on issues like this . |
damn it ! i haven 't killed anyone yet ! | I have never killed anyone. |
what am i saying , it 's fucking australia , of course there 's scary animals . | what am i saying , it 's australia , of course there 's scary animals . |
get your pocahontas ass outta here lmao d | Get out of here. |
you mean if they gave me highly subsidized energy sources and cheap ass loans ? | You mean if they gave mw highly subsidized energy and cheap loan? |
however were gonna see bout this shit son | However were gonna see about this son |
seriously , who the fuck cares ? | Seriously who cares |
kris didn 't talk shit , he spoke truthfully | Christ's speech is trustworthy. |
yet its the liberals taking away freedoms loser | yet its the liberals taking away freedoms |
well shit , pardon me for trying to add to the discussion | pardon me for trying to add to the discussion |
or , you know , he 's lying out his ass . | He might not be telling the truth. |
man monica that shit was good as fuck lol | man monica that was good lol |
trying to actually get shit done . | trying to actually get work done. |
* comes with you * oh fuck yeah | comes with you * oh yeah |
reeeeeeee this is legitimately fucked up though | this is legitimately messed up |
who yooh tellin i think that nigga lyke being locked upp and shit kuzz he go back every 38 monthz | Who you telling, i think that guy likes being locked up or something because he goes back every 38 months. |
wat was the cursing fucking about ? | What was the cursing about? |
that 's basically the same shit the israel defense force says to the gazans . | that's basically the same thing the israel defense force says to the gazans. |
i 'm 35 and still act like a fucking 15 yo lol | I am 15 and still act like a 15 |
bitch ! i want kiwi spoon ! | I want kiwi spoon. |
today i will say goodbye to my dear bb bold and welcome d new bitch in my life | Today i will say bye to me ex and welcome an new one in my life |
ohhhh no , look no 41 has a hard ass reputation around the neighboured like my sim p | Look no 41 has a hard reputation around the neighborhood like my sim p |
nigga i knew wht the f * ck i said lol | I knew what I said. |
boo fucking hoo ! 40% increase last year 11% this year . | hoo ! 40% increase last year 11% this year . |
what the literal fuck is 'fair play' in this context ? | what the literal is fair play in this context |
ill just wait here for the down votes shit ! your question is fully pertinent . | ill just wait here for the down votes ! your question is fully pertinent . |
this shit is about to get real . | Things are about to get real |
bout to give a heavy ass lecture | bout to give a heavy lecture |
and some jackass over a ways is burning tires . | And someone is burning tires. |
* how to embed fonts in fucking microsoft word documents . | how to embed fonts in microsoft word documents. |
you fools got what you voted for ! | you got what you voted for |
it 's less shrinking middle class - more terrible ass traffic . | It's less shrinking middle class, more awful traffic |
what u kno bout it ? qt " gucci bandana used to be my shit ! | what u kno bout it ? qt " gucci bandana used to be mine! |
well , i hear at least two of those groups are pretty good at fucking the locals . | well , i hear at least two of those groups are pretty good at the playing bad with locals . |
what happened to evil dick ? | What happened to him? |
this shit right here ! ! ! never gonna be gone | this right here ! ! ! never gonna be gone |
i was upset when canadians elected a dope smoking blockhead , but nobody reported on that . | i was upset when canadians elected him, but nobody reported on that . |
the only solution will come inwhen we vote these corrupt basteds out of power . | We can make things better when the corrupt people will not be in power |
get your asses to kiev , asap ! we need your support ! | We need your support. |
yeah , it 's not like women are disproportionately fucked over in africa or anything . | yeah , it 's not like women are disproportionately very bad over in africa or anything |
this is fucking annoying now . | This is so annoying now |
that shit just happened for real in 40 . | That just happened for real in 40. |
ooo bitch ! i have a very pretty head and face thank you very much - | Will, I have a pretty head and face thank you very much. |
you seem to be very concerned with snowden 's dick . | you seem to be very concerned with snowden 's business. |
how the fuck is a company not allowed to sell a product ? | How is a company not allowed to sell a product? |
why do you have to be such a dick ? | why do you have to be so naive? |
probably all that fucking tofu they eat . | Probably all that tofu they eat |
they can do all the crazy shit they like without dragging down the rest of the country | They can do all they want without dragging down the rest of the country. |
fuck the world we live in . | I don't like the world we live in. |
the election of van der bellen was a victory for stupidity and cultural suicide . | I don't agree with the result of election of van der bellen . |
that 's when i unfollow they ass . | That's when I unfollowed them. |
well fuck , can grandma get a refund for all those t taxes she paid her whole fucking life . | well , can grandma get a refund for all those t taxes she paid her whole life . |
yea , get your commie fucking tax systems out of here ! | yea , get your tax systems out of here ! |
there wouldn 't be shit the rest of the world could do to stop them , either . | There wouldn't be the rest of the world could do to stop them,either |
com it 's bout this fucked up situation and these fucked up police | com it 's bout this bad situation and these bad police |
im starting to think repubs are a bunch of soft , scared brats . | I'm start of thinking that repuvs are scared and spoileds. |
read your prior ignorant irrational posts . | Read your prior irrational posts. |
fuck it im moving to california . | Upset it i'm moving to california. |
good shit my boy ! i knew you would make that joint into a hit | good job my boy ! i knew you would make that joint into a hit |
peer pressure ! ! ! is ah bitch lol but i love it haha | Peer pressure is tricky but I love it |
why is it that when a conservative repeats talking points everyone loses their shit . | why is it that when a conservative repeats talking points everyone loses their mind . |
to annoy the shit out of everyone o | To annoy everyone |
just not some people , like this rich jerk . | just not some people , like this rich |
how the fuck are there still people that defend these monsters . | How do people still defend these people. |
get the fuck off twitter , and delete your facebook | delete twitter , and delete your facebook |
fuck damit of course i wasn 't thinking i was thinking of nasri haha ! ! | i wasn 't thinking i was thinking of nasri haha ! ! |
and hes a lonely , overbearing , pretentious twit ! | bad person |
well shit give me 50 and i 'll be on the floor lol | Give me 50 and i will be on the floor |
lol he wasn 't playin , he remembered that shit | lol he wasn 't playin , he remembered that |
you can see the result as the economy lurches from one stupid idea to the next . | you can see the result as the economy lurches from one useless use idea to the next . |
lol ohh shit that good tho i just got a job interview d | ohh that good tho i just got a job interview d |
rich people fucked the entire planet in the ass by playing games with the world economy . | Wealthy people have beaten the world's donkeys by playing the world economy and games. |
anyone else wanna be a cunt to me while we 're at it ? | Does anybody else disagree with me? |
lmao , yeah thats right shit . | Yeah thats right |
as always i don 't get you lol it 's summer enjoy that shit only comes once a yr | As always i don’t get you lol it’s summer enjoy that because that only comes once a yr |
one of us looks pretty silly and thick headed right now , and its not me . | One of us looks preety simple minded and its not me. |
why are there so many of us idiots still ? . | Why are there still many of people like us? |
google provides a great experience for the consumer no shit | Google provides a great experience for the customer |
now both of you can kindly f ( k off . | Now both of you can kindly go away. |
has got to be one of the dumbest things that came out of fake news in a while . | has got to be one of the worst things that came out of fake news in a while . |
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