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honouring rob ford would be an egregious example of whitewashing a scumbag politician .
honouring rob ford would be an egregious example of whitewashing politician .
fuck that , i hope she gets funding to open up a yoga franchise .
To heck with that, I hope she gets funding to open up a yoga franchise.
what the fuck is this comment even supposed to mean ?
What is this comment even supposed to mean ?
every time this shit happens .
every time this things happens .
fuck him , where does he come off having any input in american politics .
where does he come off having any input in american politics
they are in love and admiration of each others wealth and to hell with the petty people .
They are in love and admiration of each other’s wealth and they don’t care about the poor.
i 've been being lazy as fuck .
i 've been being very lazy.
fuck you i want to play
Hey you I want to play
it 's bullshit , but the truth , deal with it
Its is bad habbit but it is true deal with it
i 'm not the only one doesn 't like it and what the fuck is swagger jagger ?
i 'm not the only one doesn 't like it and what is swagger jagger ?
barry was a crazed leftist .
barry was a leftist .
alan carr is so fucking funnnnny !
Alan car is so funny
he probably assessed the situation and decided he should not intervene for his own safety , fuck him right ?
He probably assessed the situation and decided he should not intervene for his own safety, it was wrong, wasn't it?
ftfy > i 'm so embarrassed of republicans the republican party is entirely responsible for this shit show .
i 'm so embarrassed of republicans the republican party is entirely responsible for this show
the perverted freak hog tied me , chained me up to a pole and took pictures of me .
The guy tied me,chained me up and took my photo.
we all know a draw is shit at this stage of the season !
we all know a draw is meaningless at this stage of the season
that i don 't really give a shit about .
I don't really care
jesus fuck this quote needs to stop .
this quote needs to stop .
what was the other shit film ?
What was the other bad film?
according to my research , both males and females perform fellatio and on both genders .
according to my research , both males and females perform fellatio and on both genders .
as fast as fucking possible , liberals spaz out on issues like this .
as fast as possible , liberals spaz out on issues like this .
damn it ! i haven 't killed anyone yet !
I have never killed anyone.
what am i saying , it 's fucking australia , of course there 's scary animals .
what am i saying , it 's australia , of course there 's scary animals .
get your pocahontas ass outta here lmao d
Get out of here.
you mean if they gave me highly subsidized energy sources and cheap ass loans ?
You mean if they gave mw highly subsidized energy and cheap loan?
however were gonna see bout this shit son
However were gonna see about this son
seriously , who the fuck cares ?
Seriously who cares
kris didn 't talk shit , he spoke truthfully
Christ's speech is trustworthy.
yet its the liberals taking away freedoms loser
yet its the liberals taking away freedoms
well shit , pardon me for trying to add to the discussion
pardon me for trying to add to the discussion
or , you know , he 's lying out his ass .
He might not be telling the truth.
man monica that shit was good as fuck lol
man monica that was good lol
trying to actually get shit done .
trying to actually get work done.
* comes with you * oh fuck yeah
comes with you * oh yeah
reeeeeeee this is legitimately fucked up though
this is legitimately messed up
who yooh tellin i think that nigga lyke being locked upp and shit kuzz he go back every 38 monthz
Who you telling, i think that guy likes being locked up or something because he goes back every 38 months.
wat was the cursing fucking about ?
What was the cursing about?
that 's basically the same shit the israel defense force says to the gazans .
that's basically the same thing the israel defense force says to the gazans.
i 'm 35 and still act like a fucking 15 yo lol
I am 15 and still act like a 15
bitch ! i want kiwi spoon !
I want kiwi spoon.
today i will say goodbye to my dear bb bold and welcome d new bitch in my life
Today i will say bye to me ex and welcome an new one in my life
ohhhh no , look no 41 has a hard ass reputation around the neighboured like my sim p
Look no 41 has a hard reputation around the neighborhood like my sim p
nigga i knew wht the f * ck i said lol
I knew what I said.
boo fucking hoo ! 40% increase last year 11% this year .
hoo ! 40% increase last year 11% this year .
what the literal fuck is 'fair play' in this context ?
what the literal is fair play in this context
ill just wait here for the down votes shit ! your question is fully pertinent .
ill just wait here for the down votes ! your question is fully pertinent .
this shit is about to get real .
Things are about to get real
bout to give a heavy ass lecture
bout to give a heavy lecture
and some jackass over a ways is burning tires .
And someone is burning tires.
* how to embed fonts in fucking microsoft word documents .
how to embed fonts in microsoft word documents.
you fools got what you voted for !
you got what you voted for
it 's less shrinking middle class - more terrible ass traffic .
It's less shrinking middle class, more awful traffic
what u kno bout it ? qt " gucci bandana used to be my shit !
what u kno bout it ? qt " gucci bandana used to be mine!
well , i hear at least two of those groups are pretty good at fucking the locals .
well , i hear at least two of those groups are pretty good at the playing bad with locals .
what happened to evil dick ?
What happened to him?
this shit right here ! ! ! never gonna be gone
this right here ! ! ! never gonna be gone
i was upset when canadians elected a dope smoking blockhead , but nobody reported on that .
i was upset when canadians elected him, but nobody reported on that .
the only solution will come inwhen we vote these corrupt basteds out of power .
We can make things better when the corrupt people will not be in power
get your asses to kiev , asap ! we need your support !
We need your support.
yeah , it 's not like women are disproportionately fucked over in africa or anything .
yeah , it 's not like women are disproportionately very bad over in africa or anything
this is fucking annoying now .
This is so annoying now
that shit just happened for real in 40 .
That just happened for real in 40.
ooo bitch ! i have a very pretty head and face thank you very much -
Will, I have a pretty head and face thank you very much.
you seem to be very concerned with snowden 's dick .
you seem to be very concerned with snowden 's business.
how the fuck is a company not allowed to sell a product ?
How is a company not allowed to sell a product?
why do you have to be such a dick ?
why do you have to be so naive?
probably all that fucking tofu they eat .
Probably all that tofu they eat
they can do all the crazy shit they like without dragging down the rest of the country
They can do all they want without dragging down the rest of the country.
fuck the world we live in .
I don't like the world we live in.
the election of van der bellen was a victory for stupidity and cultural suicide .
I don't agree with the result of election of van der bellen .
that 's when i unfollow they ass .
That's when I unfollowed them.
well fuck , can grandma get a refund for all those t taxes she paid her whole fucking life .
well , can grandma get a refund for all those t taxes she paid her whole life .
yea , get your commie fucking tax systems out of here !
yea , get your tax systems out of here !
there wouldn 't be shit the rest of the world could do to stop them , either .
There wouldn't be the rest of the world could do to stop them,either
com it 's bout this fucked up situation and these fucked up police
com it 's bout this bad situation and these bad police
im starting to think repubs are a bunch of soft , scared brats .
I'm start of thinking that repuvs are scared and spoileds.
read your prior ignorant irrational posts .
Read your prior irrational posts.
fuck it im moving to california .
Upset it i'm moving to california.
good shit my boy ! i knew you would make that joint into a hit
good job my boy ! i knew you would make that joint into a hit
peer pressure ! ! ! is ah bitch lol but i love it haha
Peer pressure is tricky but I love it
why is it that when a conservative repeats talking points everyone loses their shit .
why is it that when a conservative repeats talking points everyone loses their mind .
to annoy the shit out of everyone o
To annoy everyone
just not some people , like this rich jerk .
just not some people , like this rich
how the fuck are there still people that defend these monsters .
How do people still defend these people.
get the fuck off twitter , and delete your facebook
delete twitter , and delete your facebook
fuck damit of course i wasn 't thinking i was thinking of nasri haha ! !
i wasn 't thinking i was thinking of nasri haha ! !
and hes a lonely , overbearing , pretentious twit !
bad person
well shit give me 50 and i 'll be on the floor lol
Give me 50 and i will be on the floor
lol he wasn 't playin , he remembered that shit
lol he wasn 't playin , he remembered that
you can see the result as the economy lurches from one stupid idea to the next .
you can see the result as the economy lurches from one useless use idea to the next .
lol ohh shit that good tho i just got a job interview d
ohh that good tho i just got a job interview d
rich people fucked the entire planet in the ass by playing games with the world economy .
Wealthy people have beaten the world's donkeys by playing the world economy and games.
anyone else wanna be a cunt to me while we 're at it ?
Does anybody else disagree with me?
lmao , yeah thats right shit .
Yeah thats right
as always i don 't get you lol it 's summer enjoy that shit only comes once a yr
As always i don’t get you lol it’s summer enjoy that because that only comes once a yr
one of us looks pretty silly and thick headed right now , and its not me .
One of us looks preety simple minded and its not me.
why are there so many of us idiots still ? .
Why are there still many of people like us?
google provides a great experience for the consumer no shit
Google provides a great experience for the customer
now both of you can kindly f ( k off .
Now both of you can kindly go away.
has got to be one of the dumbest things that came out of fake news in a while .
has got to be one of the worst things that came out of fake news in a while .