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i wonder if they have all my dick pics i lost when my last couple phones crapped out . | I wonder if they have athe photos of my genitals I lost when my last couple phones died out. |
where the fuck is angry superman ? | Where is angry Superman ? |
would give crackle a shit ton of exposure . | Would give crackle a ton of exposure. |
we install adblock in order to not read that shit | We install adblock in order to not read that thing. |
because at some point falsely accused get tired of this shit and just want to leave . | At some point the falsely accused get tired of it all and they just want to leave |
what the fuck , blackcurrent lucozade ? | what is that , blackcurrent lucozade ? |
as someone who actually lives in vietnam , let me just tell you how fucking wrong you are . | as someone who actually lives in vietnam , let me just tell you how wrong you are . |
you keep editing articles and act like its not bad to screw boys . | You keep on editing articles and act like its not bad getting boys in trouble. |
they really do think we are morons ! | They really do think we are not smart! |
what the fuck you gunna do about it . | What do you going to do about it |
what the fuck do you care what people who love each other do ? | What do you care what people who love each other do? |
have a good life living in your ignorant illusion of how good it was for them black folk . | have a good life living in your illusion of how good it was for them |
i agree with you , one of them already got her ass whopped lmao | I agree with you, one of them already got herself whooped. |
whoever did this is fucked . | Whoever did this? |
this bitch make breakfast today | This person make breakfast today |
yeah , bitches , i have a color printer . | I have a color printer |
fuck you ! ! ! gosh , well , * that * sure " showed " me . | gosh , well , * that * sure " showed " me . |
fuck letting walmart anywhere near the cannabis industry . | it is not good to letting walmart anywhere near the cannabis industry . |
if you don 't know shit about judaism , why even bother responding ? | if you don 't know anything about judaism , why even bother responding ? |
dont be a partisan coward . | dont be partisan. |
your abuse of admin tools is pathetic and cowardly . | your abuse of admin tools is pathetic and cowardly . |
i 've calmed down a bit now , but fucking hell , that was exhilarating | i 've calmed down a bit now , but hell , that was exhilarating |
he also doesn 't pay for shit . | He also doesn’t pay for it. |
holy shit , don 't do 75 mg . | don't take 75 mg |
pull some jack bauer shit and take out like 77 of those fuckers before you go out . | pull some jack bauer and take out like 77 of those before you go out |
also , popping them out hurts like a bitch . | also , popping them out hurts like as not good person. |
i 'm over here by uta n shit . | i 'm over here |
man , people can be bitches sometimes | People are bad sometimes |
holy fuck , you 're bring my world crashing down on me . | Oh no, you're bringing my world crashing down on me. |
taking a ball to the face at football really fucking hurts , feels like my jaw is out of place | taking a ball to the face at football really hurts , feels like my jaw is out of plac |
he gives quite a few fucks . | he cares about it. |
take that shit down now , twitter ! ! | take that down now , twitter ! ! |
what is a scoller ? that new shit i don 't think i wanna be hip about | What is a scoller? I dont think i wanna be hip about this new thing |
i 'm excited about harry potter and i don 't give a shit who knows ! | i like harry potter very much |
how in the fuck is she a slut ? she is not a slut at all | She is not a bad woman at all. |
shit , you 're right , i 'm probably on a list now . | You're right, I'm probably on a list now. |
* smiles , waiter brings food , begins eating * holy crap | * smiles , waiter brings food , begins eating * |
yeah , i fucking love it p | I love it |
the side - bitch confronting the " wifey " ? side bitches don 't have rights . | the side - girl confronting the " wifey " ? side girls don't have rights. |
shit , i am getting old . | Oh, i am getting old |
idk if i should drink this early fuck it ! - | Idk if i should drink this early. |
just how the fuck can they even do that ? | just how the can they even do that? |
the hypocrisy in your statement is impressive . | the insincerity in your statement is impressive . |
if only i could afford to move the fuck out of this shitty city . | If only I could afford to move out of this city |
the fucking first sentence says he filmed himself outside of the shopping centre , in public space . | the first sentence says he filmed himself outside of the shopping centre , in public space . |
the service industry is fucked . | The service industry is bad. |
wow today has turned into a shit day all i can say is see you all later | Wow, today has turned into a bad day, all I can say is see you all later. |
shit i just might make that move lol idk man if this shit keep up o | If this keeps up, I might just make that move. |
fuck you taking credit for some shit i wanted to do | You're taking credit fro something i wanted to do. |
the back door of my house is going to be busy as fuck this spring break . | The back door of my house is going to be busy this spring break . |
yeah shit like that never ever happens in the usa | Yeah stuff like this never happens in the USA |
i am always late for shit like this . | I am always late for things like this |
there should be a list made of shit u shouldn 't ask over the phone | There should be a list made of things you shouldn't ask over the phone |
kidd just bricked the fuck out that three | kidd just bricked that three |
shit , i remember when it was $9 . | i remember when it was $9. |
no shit the bikers retaliated , they watched like 99 of their friends become handicap . | no joke the bikers retaliated , they watched like 99 of their friends become handicap . |
what the fuck is an african lynch mob ? | what the is an african lynch mob ? |
are you actually fucking kidding me ? noooooo ! d | Are you actually kidding me?nooooo!d |
jokes on them , the flying spagetti monster gives not a fuck about either of them | jokes on them, the flying spaghetti monster doesn't care about either of them |
end of your very dumb hypothetical situation . | end of your hypothetical situation . |
oh yeah lol ugh just fuck my whole life | Mess up with my whole life. |
not one where you want to squeeze half the youths fucking population next to other half - - | Not one where you want to squeeze half the youths population next to other half |
it 's fucking korea , it 's one of the most advanced industrialized nations on earth . | Korea is one of the most advanced industrialized nation on earth |
he made some other poor bastard die for his country . | He made some other person die for this country. |
lol u prolly got sum from that lil bitch u got | lol u prolly got sum from that lil bad girl u got |
his alternative facts are firmly planted in his profoundly diseased brain . | his alternative facts are firmly planted in his profoundly bad mind |
shit is selling out left and right i doubt amazon is complaining as much as people here are . | the thing is selling out left and right i doubt amazon is complaining as much as people here are . |
this is exposing the ugly underbelly of being white . | This is showing the bad underbelly of being white. |
she is different to obama you dumb redneck piece of shit . | she is different to obama. |
fucking forever 50 what do you mean lol youve taken me to work before caleb | Forever 50? What do you mean? You've taken me to work before Caleb. |
i just came in to say he sucks . | i just came in to say he is not good. |
fucking cisco sold them the hardware . | Cisco sold them the hardware. |
that awkward moment when zach would want a whole fucking taco bar . | That awkward moment Hen Zach would want a whole taco bar. |
this man clearly has deep psychiatric problems . | This man is clearly troubled in the mind. |
grow the fuck up , entitled piece of sht . | grow up |
things go south and in general , i 'm losing 20 % of my shit . | things go south and in general , i 'm losing 20 %. |
well shit , has the old man committed a crime ? no ? | has the old man committed a crime ? no ? |
yo ass was talking too thee window yesterday . | You were talking to the window yesterday |
they need people who won 't give a fuck about blackmail , maybe then shit will get done | they need people who won 't care about blackmail , maybe then things will get done |
because we learned a shit ton from nazi germany on how to propaganda . | Because we learnt this from nazi Germany on how to propaganda. |
enjoying this gloomy ass day ? lol | enjoying this gloomy day |
they are the next generation of homeless trash . | They are the next homeless generation. |
i don 't give a flying fuck , to be honest | To be honest, I don't care much. |
" our government 's so fucked up letting these people run our country ! " " did you vote ? | Our government is not good at letting these people run our country! |
at some point , the poor will get sick of this shit . | At some point, the poor will get tired of this thing. |
little kids talkin back to their mothers ? ? oh hell naw | Little kids talking back to their mothers?, Oh no. |
aww shit ! imy too twin ! | imy too twin ! |
elect both these idiots out of office ! . | Elect both both of them out of the office |
today i will say goodbye to my dear bb bold and welcome d new bitch in my life | I will say goodbye to my ex and welcome my new girl |
i am tired of their rubbish propaganda . | i am tired of their propaganda |
please shut the fuck up . | Please keep quiet. |
gutted there 's no pics of me losing my shit at letlive last night . | Gutted there's no pics of me losing my temper at letlive last night |
like really , what the fuck was i thinking . | What was I am thinking? |
look at all the shit they 've pulled i | look at all the things they've pulled i |
how much shit was his trainer talking ! | how much was his trainer talking! |
and what 's even crazier is that the whole fucking thing ran on 55 kb of memory | And what's even fascinating is that the whole thing ran on 55kb of memory |
there are lots of idiot leaf fans , make no mistake . | there are lots of leaf fans, make no mistake |
what the fuck is going on in that subreddit ? | What's going on in that subreddit |
that probably felt fucking amazing for about 23 seconds . | For 23 seconds it probably felt like heaven. |
what the fuck is your problem ? | what is your problem? |
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