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i wonder if they have all my dick pics i lost when my last couple phones crapped out .
I wonder if they have athe photos of my genitals I lost when my last couple phones died out.
where the fuck is angry superman ?
Where is angry Superman ?
would give crackle a shit ton of exposure .
Would give crackle a ton of exposure.
we install adblock in order to not read that shit
We install adblock in order to not read that thing.
because at some point falsely accused get tired of this shit and just want to leave .
At some point the falsely accused get tired of it all and they just want to leave
what the fuck , blackcurrent lucozade ?
what is that , blackcurrent lucozade ?
as someone who actually lives in vietnam , let me just tell you how fucking wrong you are .
as someone who actually lives in vietnam , let me just tell you how wrong you are .
you keep editing articles and act like its not bad to screw boys .
You keep on editing articles and act like its not bad getting boys in trouble.
they really do think we are morons !
They really do think we are not smart!
what the fuck you gunna do about it .
What do you going to do about it
what the fuck do you care what people who love each other do ?
What do you care what people who love each other do?
have a good life living in your ignorant illusion of how good it was for them black folk .
have a good life living in your illusion of how good it was for them
i agree with you , one of them already got her ass whopped lmao
I agree with you, one of them already got herself whooped.
whoever did this is fucked .
Whoever did this?
this bitch make breakfast today
This person make breakfast today
yeah , bitches , i have a color printer .
I have a color printer
fuck you ! ! ! gosh , well , * that * sure " showed " me .
gosh , well , * that * sure " showed " me .
fuck letting walmart anywhere near the cannabis industry .
it is not good to letting walmart anywhere near the cannabis industry .
if you don 't know shit about judaism , why even bother responding ?
if you don 't know anything about judaism , why even bother responding ?
dont be a partisan coward .
dont be partisan.
your abuse of admin tools is pathetic and cowardly .
your abuse of admin tools is pathetic and cowardly .
i 've calmed down a bit now , but fucking hell , that was exhilarating
i 've calmed down a bit now , but hell , that was exhilarating
he also doesn 't pay for shit .
He also doesn’t pay for it.
holy shit , don 't do 75 mg .
don't take 75 mg
pull some jack bauer shit and take out like 77 of those fuckers before you go out .
pull some jack bauer and take out like 77 of those before you go out
also , popping them out hurts like a bitch .
also , popping them out hurts like as not good person.
i 'm over here by uta n shit .
i 'm over here
man , people can be bitches sometimes
People are bad sometimes
holy fuck , you 're bring my world crashing down on me .
Oh no, you're bringing my world crashing down on me.
taking a ball to the face at football really fucking hurts , feels like my jaw is out of place
taking a ball to the face at football really hurts , feels like my jaw is out of plac
he gives quite a few fucks .
he cares about it.
take that shit down now , twitter ! !
take that down now , twitter ! !
what is a scoller ? that new shit i don 't think i wanna be hip about
What is a scoller? I dont think i wanna be hip about this new thing
i 'm excited about harry potter and i don 't give a shit who knows !
i like harry potter very much
how in the fuck is she a slut ? she is not a slut at all
She is not a bad woman at all.
shit , you 're right , i 'm probably on a list now .
You're right, I'm probably on a list now.
* smiles , waiter brings food , begins eating * holy crap
* smiles , waiter brings food , begins eating *
yeah , i fucking love it p
I love it
the side - bitch confronting the " wifey " ? side bitches don 't have rights .
the side - girl confronting the " wifey " ? side girls don't have rights.
shit , i am getting old .
Oh, i am getting old
idk if i should drink this early fuck it ! -
Idk if i should drink this early.
just how the fuck can they even do that ?
just how the can they even do that?
the hypocrisy in your statement is impressive .
the insincerity in your statement is impressive .
if only i could afford to move the fuck out of this shitty city .
If only I could afford to move out of this city
the fucking first sentence says he filmed himself outside of the shopping centre , in public space .
the first sentence says he filmed himself outside of the shopping centre , in public space .
the service industry is fucked .
The service industry is bad.
wow today has turned into a shit day all i can say is see you all later
Wow, today has turned into a bad day, all I can say is see you all later.
shit i just might make that move lol idk man if this shit keep up o
If this keeps up, I might just make that move.
fuck you taking credit for some shit i wanted to do
You're taking credit fro something i wanted to do.
the back door of my house is going to be busy as fuck this spring break .
The back door of my house is going to be busy this spring break .
yeah shit like that never ever happens in the usa
Yeah stuff like this never happens in the USA
i am always late for shit like this .
I am always late for things like this
there should be a list made of shit u shouldn 't ask over the phone
There should be a list made of things you shouldn't ask over the phone
kidd just bricked the fuck out that three
kidd just bricked that three
shit , i remember when it was $9 .
i remember when it was $9.
no shit the bikers retaliated , they watched like 99 of their friends become handicap .
no joke the bikers retaliated , they watched like 99 of their friends become handicap .
what the fuck is an african lynch mob ?
what the is an african lynch mob ?
are you actually fucking kidding me ? noooooo ! d
Are you actually kidding me?nooooo!d
jokes on them , the flying spagetti monster gives not a fuck about either of them
jokes on them, the flying spaghetti monster doesn't care about either of them
end of your very dumb hypothetical situation .
end of your hypothetical situation .
oh yeah lol ugh just fuck my whole life
Mess up with my whole life.
not one where you want to squeeze half the youths fucking population next to other half - -
Not one where you want to squeeze half the youths population next to other half
it 's fucking korea , it 's one of the most advanced industrialized nations on earth .
Korea is one of the most advanced industrialized nation on earth
he made some other poor bastard die for his country .
He made some other person die for this country.
lol u prolly got sum from that lil bitch u got
lol u prolly got sum from that lil bad girl u got
his alternative facts are firmly planted in his profoundly diseased brain .
his alternative facts are firmly planted in his profoundly bad mind
shit is selling out left and right i doubt amazon is complaining as much as people here are .
the thing is selling out left and right i doubt amazon is complaining as much as people here are .
this is exposing the ugly underbelly of being white .
This is showing the bad underbelly of being white.
she is different to obama you dumb redneck piece of shit .
she is different to obama.
fucking forever 50 what do you mean lol youve taken me to work before caleb
Forever 50? What do you mean? You've taken me to work before Caleb.
i just came in to say he sucks .
i just came in to say he is not good.
fucking cisco sold them the hardware .
Cisco sold them the hardware.
that awkward moment when zach would want a whole fucking taco bar .
That awkward moment Hen Zach would want a whole taco bar.
this man clearly has deep psychiatric problems .
This man is clearly troubled in the mind.
grow the fuck up , entitled piece of sht .
grow up
things go south and in general , i 'm losing 20 % of my shit .
things go south and in general , i 'm losing 20 %.
well shit , has the old man committed a crime ? no ?
has the old man committed a crime ? no ?
yo ass was talking too thee window yesterday .
You were talking to the window yesterday
they need people who won 't give a fuck about blackmail , maybe then shit will get done
they need people who won 't care about blackmail , maybe then things will get done
because we learned a shit ton from nazi germany on how to propaganda .
Because we learnt this from nazi Germany on how to propaganda.
enjoying this gloomy ass day ? lol
enjoying this gloomy day
they are the next generation of homeless trash .
They are the next homeless generation.
i don 't give a flying fuck , to be honest
To be honest, I don't care much.
" our government 's so fucked up letting these people run our country ! " " did you vote ?
Our government is not good at letting these people run our country!
at some point , the poor will get sick of this shit .
At some point, the poor will get tired of this thing.
little kids talkin back to their mothers ? ? oh hell naw
Little kids talking back to their mothers?, Oh no.
aww shit ! imy too twin !
imy too twin !
elect both these idiots out of office ! .
Elect both both of them out of the office
today i will say goodbye to my dear bb bold and welcome d new bitch in my life
I will say goodbye to my ex and welcome my new girl
i am tired of their rubbish propaganda .
i am tired of their propaganda
please shut the fuck up .
Please keep quiet.
gutted there 's no pics of me losing my shit at letlive last night .
Gutted there's no pics of me losing my temper at letlive last night
like really , what the fuck was i thinking .
What was I am thinking?
look at all the shit they 've pulled i
look at all the things they've pulled i
how much shit was his trainer talking !
how much was his trainer talking!
and what 's even crazier is that the whole fucking thing ran on 55 kb of memory
And what's even fascinating is that the whole thing ran on 55kb of memory
there are lots of idiot leaf fans , make no mistake .
there are lots of leaf fans, make no mistake
what the fuck is going on in that subreddit ?
What's going on in that subreddit
that probably felt fucking amazing for about 23 seconds .
For 23 seconds it probably felt like heaven.
what the fuck is your problem ?
what is your problem?