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religion is crack cocain for the brain for those who cant afford the real thing .
religion is not good for the brain for those who cant afford the real thing .
even tho wack ass people played him out
Even tho people played him out.
shits gonna hit the fan .
Things have gone out of hands
what time u finishing your shit ?
What time will you finish your work?
holy fuck that makes it so much worse
that makes it so much worse.
but who said we are logical , esp our stupid politicians that cant even see the benefits of roundabouts .
but who said we are logical , esp our stupid politicians that cant even see the benefits of roundabouts .
at some point somebody could knock over table saying " fuck you bloody cheater ! " .
At some point somebody could knock over table hurling expletives.
stop reporting this shit ! nobody gives a rat 's ass about isis .
Don't report about isis, people care no more about them
some bitch just ruined harry potter for me
someone just ruined harry potter for me
so , read up a little , and try to stop passing along stupid misinformation .
so , read up a little , and try to stop passing along misinformation .
i need to update my apps n shit lls chopchop
I need to update my apps
that darn great wall of china also has to go .
That great wall of china also has to go.
atl was da only movie and shit dat nigga music career dead so iono wat da hell u talkin bout
Atl was the onky movie and that guy music career is done so i don't know what are you talking about.
what a bunch of dumb fucks .
What a bunch of guys
israel is damned if they do and damned if they don 't .
Israel is condemned if they do and condemned if they don't.
this was all al gore 's fucking fault ? !
this was all al gore's fault?!
spoken like a true hatemongering , hypocrital trump supporter with zero insight into his own behavior .
spoken like a true supporter with zero insight into his own behavior .
get over chetan and mind your own shit lady
get over chetan and mind your own lady.
the election can not come soon enough so we can turf this scum out of office
The election can not come soon enough so we can remove those unwanted materials out of ofice
he 's gonna be announcing that shit forever .
He's gonna be announcing that forever
secondly the now unquestionable evidence by the fbi director that hillary clinton is indeed a sociopathic liar .
Secondly the now unquestionable evidence bu the fbi director that hillary clinton is indeed a liar.
people are going to stop paying for shit that help destroy the internet .
people are going to stop paying for that help destroy the internet .
what you doing today stupid bitch
what you doing today
i don 't think you understand how fucked cartels are .
i don't think you understand how cartels are.
sunnis in iraq don 't do shit .
sunnis in irad don't do anything.
we beat their ass every time anyway .
We beat them every time anyway.
you take pills to help with all other shit .
You take pills to help with all other things
he murdered 27 innocent people , who gives a shit what his motivations were ?
He murdered 27 innocent people. Who cares what his motivations were?
think i live with her ass tf im always asking her grandparents for something !
Think I live with her, I'm always asking her grandparents for something.
in the fucking dark ages .
In the dark ages.
r worldnews germany destroys brazil what the fuck ?
The current news is Germany win over Brazil, what a surprise?
capcom , what the fuck ? you said strider hiryu didn 't fit in with mvc3
capcom , what? you said strider hiryu didn 't fit in with mvc3
they know they 're wrong , they just don 't give a shit .
They know they're wrong, they don't care.
the bully , the kid with the braces , had a little bitch hanger - on .
The kid with the braces bullied other.
it betta be worth it cuz i came all the way from la just for this shit
it betta be worth it cuz i came all the way from la just for this
" biblical drought " are you fucking retarded ?
Unpleasant drought.
sidenote holy shit , newsweek has the most polite internet comment section i 've ever seen .
sidenote , newsweek has the most polite internet comment section i 've ever seen .
people are fucked up and religion is a nice cover
Troubled individuals often find religion very helpful.
jesus , what 's with everyone being so fucking negative ?
what 's with everyone being so negative ?
that shit gives me panic attacks lol oh an mtv depresses me idk why ?
that gives me panic attacks lol oh an mtv depresses me idk why ?
this shit is actually getting upvoted ?
this is actually getting upvoted ?
i 've done fuck all today , i 'm just not into it
I've done all today, I'm just not into it
things are weird and shit .
things are weird.
if you don 't want to be called a fascist , don 't act like a fucking fascist .
If you don't want to get named concerned with bad terms, you shouldn't act as one.
plenty of them are fucking cowards .
Plenty of them are cowards
im fuckin starving i gotta go get some food " quire leche ? lol
im starving i gotta go get some food " quire leche ? lol
anderson cooper said he contacted beyawnce mooriah & usher old ass & they never responded
anderson cooper said he contacted beyawnce mooriah & usher & they never responded
if i ain 't doing shit , i get bored .
I get bored whenni am idle
i don 't even play that shit anymore
i don 't even play that anymore
also , made my computer hot like a bitch .
also, made my computer so hot like pancake
the treasonous traitor still finds the time to pay homage to his puppet master .
The man still finds the time to pay homage to his master.
if you created this user , whip him to hell .
If you created this user, punish him.
so fucking depressed haha like always
I feel so discouraged as ever.
she fucking broke up with you ?
she broke up with you ?
that was the corniest fucking thing ever , but fuck it , have an upvote
that was the corniest thing ever , but really, have an upvote
i hope she 's fucking happy .
i hope she 's happy .
that 's * my mother * they 're fucking with .
that 's * my mother * they 're messing up with .
shit that 's why ain 't nobody riding .
That's why ain't nobody riding
darn , we have to deal with almostyears from kirkys clown grinning pal .
We have to deal with almost years from kirkys amusing pal
i went 24 months ! then i fucked up ! hard to get back on track
I went 24 months then I messed up hard to get back on track.
to those who are ignorant : .
To those who don't know
turkey , fast on its way to becoming a shit hole .
turkey , fast on its way to becoming bad
i was always iffy about mayo , but now i eat that shit way more than i should .
I was always iffy about mayo, but now eat it way nore than i should
day five of not working because of the 14 network being all fucked
day five of not working because of the 14 network being all bad
good looks you should of came last night shit was insane mayne
Good looks you should of came last night things was insane bro
seriously , why are you such an asshole to all of my accounts ?
Seriously , why are you doing this to all of my accounts ?
ana ! ! ! i freakin ' miss youu & & stupid people
Ana!!! I really miss you and all of these people.
i forgot my wallet so im just eatin chips and shit
I forgot my wallet so I'm just eating chips and stuff
you can 't wear glasses like those and be completely full of shit .
You can't wear glasses like those
you are sick in the head .
You are not serious
this shit happens every single time someone either bashes or praises something on reddit .
This happens every time someone either bashes or praises something on Reddit.
it 's work if people were fucking sensible .
It's work if people were more sensible
i wanna see u bitches tonight
I wanna see you tonight
that 's why i said , " why the fuck do we need shit .
That's why I said, "why do we need this"?
omfg i can 't find that shit no where ! !
OMG I can't find that
illegal immigrants stupid taxpayers and bleeding heart liberal endowments pick up the tab .
illegal immigrants, taxpayers and liberal endowments pick up the tab .
it 's not the government that just needs change , the whole western system is corrupt and fucked .
it 's not the government that just needs change , the whole western system is corrupt
shit let me in mysch then bro
Let me in mysch then bro.
they fucked up entering coordinates on their star gate .
They messed up entering coordinates on their star gate.
yeah , because russia 's a fucking utopia .
yeah , because russia 's a utopia .
lisa murkowski is weak kneed .
lisa murkowski is weak
your maths is like my chemistry situation , i know fuck
I know your maths is like my chemistry.
i wanna take shit to the next level
i wanna take to the next level
the deep ecologists are a goofy lot .
The deep ecologists are not good
only a fucking child or leo would read that much into something .
Only a child or Leo would read that much into something.
ah yeah , i remembered that one train that had me confused as fuck .
ah yeah , i remembered that one train that had me confused.
man we been busy as shit
man we been busy.
where in the philippines are there too many brown people for you , bigot ?
where in the philippines are there too many brown people for you ?
no , my dear hammer , it is because people westerners don 't give a fuck about yemen .
No my dear hammer,it is because westerners dont care about Yemen.
people don 't give a flying fuck
People don’t care
not as important to sanders as doing his fucking job .
Not as important to sanders as doing his job.
but does that really mean all the shit being done by the rioters should be okay 'd ?
But does that really mean all the things being done by the rioters should okay?
holy shit ! you got to meet ? ?
Did you get to meet?
not gonna be able to block me now bitch !
you can't block me now
youre one of the sexiest bitches i know
Youre one of the sexiest girls i know
and i was not fucking cooking loo
And i was not cooking loo
so just keep on sucking dick ?
so just keep with this terrible life style?
if theyre thinking of surviving a panglobal nuclear war , theyre being a bit foolish .
if theyre thinking of surviving a panglobal nuclear war , theyre being a bit naive .
you are a racist piece of shit .
You are racialist
use a glass of water and drink it you tubby shit
use a glass of water and drink it .