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religion is crack cocain for the brain for those who cant afford the real thing . | religion is not good for the brain for those who cant afford the real thing . |
even tho wack ass people played him out | Even tho people played him out. |
shits gonna hit the fan . | Things have gone out of hands |
what time u finishing your shit ? | What time will you finish your work? |
holy fuck that makes it so much worse | that makes it so much worse. |
but who said we are logical , esp our stupid politicians that cant even see the benefits of roundabouts . | but who said we are logical , esp our stupid politicians that cant even see the benefits of roundabouts . |
at some point somebody could knock over table saying " fuck you bloody cheater ! " . | At some point somebody could knock over table hurling expletives. |
stop reporting this shit ! nobody gives a rat 's ass about isis . | Don't report about isis, people care no more about them |
some bitch just ruined harry potter for me | someone just ruined harry potter for me |
so , read up a little , and try to stop passing along stupid misinformation . | so , read up a little , and try to stop passing along misinformation . |
i need to update my apps n shit lls chopchop | I need to update my apps |
that darn great wall of china also has to go . | That great wall of china also has to go. |
atl was da only movie and shit dat nigga music career dead so iono wat da hell u talkin bout | Atl was the onky movie and that guy music career is done so i don't know what are you talking about. |
what a bunch of dumb fucks . | What a bunch of guys |
israel is damned if they do and damned if they don 't . | Israel is condemned if they do and condemned if they don't. |
this was all al gore 's fucking fault ? ! | this was all al gore's fault?! |
spoken like a true hatemongering , hypocrital trump supporter with zero insight into his own behavior . | spoken like a true supporter with zero insight into his own behavior . |
get over chetan and mind your own shit lady | get over chetan and mind your own lady. |
the election can not come soon enough so we can turf this scum out of office | The election can not come soon enough so we can remove those unwanted materials out of ofice |
he 's gonna be announcing that shit forever . | He's gonna be announcing that forever |
secondly the now unquestionable evidence by the fbi director that hillary clinton is indeed a sociopathic liar . | Secondly the now unquestionable evidence bu the fbi director that hillary clinton is indeed a liar. |
people are going to stop paying for shit that help destroy the internet . | people are going to stop paying for that help destroy the internet . |
what you doing today stupid bitch | what you doing today |
i don 't think you understand how fucked cartels are . | i don't think you understand how cartels are. |
sunnis in iraq don 't do shit . | sunnis in irad don't do anything. |
we beat their ass every time anyway . | We beat them every time anyway. |
you take pills to help with all other shit . | You take pills to help with all other things |
he murdered 27 innocent people , who gives a shit what his motivations were ? | He murdered 27 innocent people. Who cares what his motivations were? |
think i live with her ass tf im always asking her grandparents for something ! | Think I live with her, I'm always asking her grandparents for something. |
in the fucking dark ages . | In the dark ages. |
r worldnews germany destroys brazil what the fuck ? | The current news is Germany win over Brazil, what a surprise? |
capcom , what the fuck ? you said strider hiryu didn 't fit in with mvc3 | capcom , what? you said strider hiryu didn 't fit in with mvc3 |
they know they 're wrong , they just don 't give a shit . | They know they're wrong, they don't care. |
the bully , the kid with the braces , had a little bitch hanger - on . | The kid with the braces bullied other. |
it betta be worth it cuz i came all the way from la just for this shit | it betta be worth it cuz i came all the way from la just for this |
" biblical drought " are you fucking retarded ? | Unpleasant drought. |
sidenote holy shit , newsweek has the most polite internet comment section i 've ever seen . | sidenote , newsweek has the most polite internet comment section i 've ever seen . |
people are fucked up and religion is a nice cover | Troubled individuals often find religion very helpful. |
jesus , what 's with everyone being so fucking negative ? | what 's with everyone being so negative ? |
that shit gives me panic attacks lol oh an mtv depresses me idk why ? | that gives me panic attacks lol oh an mtv depresses me idk why ? |
this shit is actually getting upvoted ? | this is actually getting upvoted ? |
i 've done fuck all today , i 'm just not into it | I've done all today, I'm just not into it |
things are weird and shit . | things are weird. |
if you don 't want to be called a fascist , don 't act like a fucking fascist . | If you don't want to get named concerned with bad terms, you shouldn't act as one. |
plenty of them are fucking cowards . | Plenty of them are cowards |
im fuckin starving i gotta go get some food " quire leche ? lol | im starving i gotta go get some food " quire leche ? lol |
anderson cooper said he contacted beyawnce mooriah & usher old ass & they never responded | anderson cooper said he contacted beyawnce mooriah & usher & they never responded |
if i ain 't doing shit , i get bored . | I get bored whenni am idle |
i don 't even play that shit anymore | i don 't even play that anymore |
also , made my computer hot like a bitch . | also, made my computer so hot like pancake |
the treasonous traitor still finds the time to pay homage to his puppet master . | The man still finds the time to pay homage to his master. |
if you created this user , whip him to hell . | If you created this user, punish him. |
so fucking depressed haha like always | I feel so discouraged as ever. |
she fucking broke up with you ? | she broke up with you ? |
that was the corniest fucking thing ever , but fuck it , have an upvote | that was the corniest thing ever , but really, have an upvote |
i hope she 's fucking happy . | i hope she 's happy . |
that 's * my mother * they 're fucking with . | that 's * my mother * they 're messing up with . |
shit that 's why ain 't nobody riding . | That's why ain't nobody riding |
darn , we have to deal with almostyears from kirkys clown grinning pal . | We have to deal with almost years from kirkys amusing pal |
i went 24 months ! then i fucked up ! hard to get back on track | I went 24 months then I messed up hard to get back on track. |
to those who are ignorant : . | To those who don't know |
turkey , fast on its way to becoming a shit hole . | turkey , fast on its way to becoming bad |
i was always iffy about mayo , but now i eat that shit way more than i should . | I was always iffy about mayo, but now eat it way nore than i should |
day five of not working because of the 14 network being all fucked | day five of not working because of the 14 network being all bad |
good looks you should of came last night shit was insane mayne | Good looks you should of came last night things was insane bro |
seriously , why are you such an asshole to all of my accounts ? | Seriously , why are you doing this to all of my accounts ? |
ana ! ! ! i freakin ' miss youu & & stupid people | Ana!!! I really miss you and all of these people. |
i forgot my wallet so im just eatin chips and shit | I forgot my wallet so I'm just eating chips and stuff |
you can 't wear glasses like those and be completely full of shit . | You can't wear glasses like those |
you are sick in the head . | You are not serious |
this shit happens every single time someone either bashes or praises something on reddit . | This happens every time someone either bashes or praises something on Reddit. |
it 's work if people were fucking sensible . | It's work if people were more sensible |
i wanna see u bitches tonight | I wanna see you tonight |
that 's why i said , " why the fuck do we need shit . | That's why I said, "why do we need this"? |
omfg i can 't find that shit no where ! ! | OMG I can't find that |
illegal immigrants stupid taxpayers and bleeding heart liberal endowments pick up the tab . | illegal immigrants, taxpayers and liberal endowments pick up the tab . |
it 's not the government that just needs change , the whole western system is corrupt and fucked . | it 's not the government that just needs change , the whole western system is corrupt |
shit let me in mysch then bro | Let me in mysch then bro. |
they fucked up entering coordinates on their star gate . | They messed up entering coordinates on their star gate. |
yeah , because russia 's a fucking utopia . | yeah , because russia 's a utopia . |
lisa murkowski is weak kneed . | lisa murkowski is weak |
your maths is like my chemistry situation , i know fuck | I know your maths is like my chemistry. |
i wanna take shit to the next level | i wanna take to the next level |
the deep ecologists are a goofy lot . | The deep ecologists are not good |
only a fucking child or leo would read that much into something . | Only a child or Leo would read that much into something. |
ah yeah , i remembered that one train that had me confused as fuck . | ah yeah , i remembered that one train that had me confused. |
man we been busy as shit | man we been busy. |
where in the philippines are there too many brown people for you , bigot ? | where in the philippines are there too many brown people for you ? |
no , my dear hammer , it is because people westerners don 't give a fuck about yemen . | No my dear hammer,it is because westerners dont care about Yemen. |
people don 't give a flying fuck | People don’t care |
not as important to sanders as doing his fucking job . | Not as important to sanders as doing his job. |
but does that really mean all the shit being done by the rioters should be okay 'd ? | But does that really mean all the things being done by the rioters should okay? |
holy shit ! you got to meet ? ? | Did you get to meet? |
not gonna be able to block me now bitch ! | you can't block me now |
youre one of the sexiest bitches i know | Youre one of the sexiest girls i know |
and i was not fucking cooking loo | And i was not cooking loo |
so just keep on sucking dick ? | so just keep with this terrible life style? |
if theyre thinking of surviving a panglobal nuclear war , theyre being a bit foolish . | if theyre thinking of surviving a panglobal nuclear war , theyre being a bit naive . |
you are a racist piece of shit . | You are racialist |
use a glass of water and drink it you tubby shit | use a glass of water and drink it . |
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