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you think if you take the moral high ground these people will learn and stop being dicks ? no . | If you think that having your moral high ground will get these people understand it and stop doing mistakes? No |
i dont watch shit like that so idk what abc gonna do | i dont watch things like that so idk what abc gonna do |
why the fuck are we talking english ? press 57 for turkish arog | Why are we talking english? Press 57 for turkish arog. |
fuck now my phone has a virus | now my phone has a virus |
what i should do is ignore ignorant people who make ignorant stereotyped comments . | what i should do is ignore people who make false comments. |
fuck i just lost the game . | I just lost the game |
that is some fucked up shit man | This is a serious problem |
obama inherited a bunch of this shit . | Obama inherited a bunch of this. |
i love you cause your ass is kicking awesome ? | i love you cause you're kicking awesome ? |
if it will potentially save a life then why the fuck not ? | If it will potentially save a life, then why not? |
then the second time there was aloud ass noise in the background . | then the second time there was a loud noise in the background |
cereal has no damn gender . | cereal has no gender |
i boring ass biology dry ass class | Biology class is boring |
lmao i 'm in sucky ass class | Im in a boring class |
oh helll naw them bitches came at you while i was sleep | Oh did someone come at you while I was sleep ? |
i said only fools will be voting for current gop pack . | i said only non knowledgeable once will be voting |
his assignment was to investigate scum . | his assignment was to investigate. |
jezz you people are really starting to look stupid now | Jezz you people are really starting to look confused now. |
holy shit they actually did it . | They actually did it. |
the shit i just took reminded me of how much i miss your face . | The thing I just took reminded me of how much I miss your face |
get your head out of your ass ! | Get your head out of the clouds. |
we 're fucking broke right now , i don 't think it was because of money . | We are broke right now, I don’t think it was because of money |
these mental midgets absolutely disgust and sicken me . | These people make me sad. |
ill save you anyday , fuck you | I will save you someday |
shit i wish i was going to belfast | i wish i was going to belfast |
what the fuck are you gonna do about it ? " | What are you gonna do about it? |
why because i know my fucking history ? ? | Why because i know my history? |
i believed this " few bad apples " thing , but we get these fucking headlines every fucking week . | I believed this "few bad apples" thing,but we get these headlines every week. |
fuck state 's rights on this matter , individual rights are more important . | State's right doesn't matter,individual rights are more important |
you dont have a clue , racist . | You don't have a clue. |
the dude oh , shit , man . | The dude oh, man. |
sister i missed ya ass ! ! | I missed you sister! |
what ? ? don 't be a bitch | What? Don't be like that. |
haha bitch jus pardon my back | Just pardon my back. |
lmao i 'm in sucky ass class | I'm in class |
i doubt either of us makes a rats ass of a difference . | I doubt either of us makes a difference . |
i 've given up on the proposal really i know its shit i dont care anymore lol | i 've given up on the proposal really i know it. i dont care anymore |
cool cool i needa take my ass to the gym i been slacking this week lol | I need to do to the gym |
fuck you hp , never again . | Oh hp , never again . |
how the fuck you gonna tell whoever that is happy birthday before me ? ! ? ! ugh lol . | how you gonna tell whoever that is happy birthday before me!?! Lol |
has anyone ever played minesweeper and actually won ? ? ? piece of shit lol | has anyone ever played minesweeper and actually won??? lol |
dont fucking go to north korea exactly this . | Don't go to North Korea exactly this. |
colorado , why the fuck did you do this ? | colorado, why did you do this? |
my labrador has more brains . | my labrador has more brains . |
palestinians are treated like shit by many israelies . | palestinians are treated bad by many israelies . |
" oh i 'm from a european nation that isn 't doing shit for the world . | oh i 'm from a european nation that isn 't doing many things for the world . |
consider these points , you idiots : . | Consider these points. |
holy shit ! i just seen a spider bigger than my hand run up my wall | Oh my god! I just seen a spider bigger than my hand run up my wall. |
i just can 't explain this shit at all . | I just can't explain this stuff at all. |
* how the fuck can anyone like this guy ? ! ? * | how can anyone like this guy?!? |
it it was hot bitches ! | it it was hot ! |
s - shut the fuck up | Shut up! |
go take a hike , retard . | go take a hike |
good food and blonde bitches | good food and blonde ladies |
fuck that man nah we need him in the ground today ! enough is enough ! | that man nah we need him in the ground today |
trumps various idiocies and inane proclamations are likely going to be sorely dismayed . | Trumps various proclamation are likely going to be rejected. |
your militaries history of fixing shit is amazing | Your militaries history of fixing stuff is amazing |
can a bitch get a stack ? | Can a woman get a stack? |
holy shit this is amazing . | Holy mother this is amazing |
its true , part of browns penis was placed in victorias coffin . | its true, part of brown male genital organ was placed in Victorias coffin. |
pussy bitch , you the same nigga with the name drizzy010 so you just love drake . | you the same with the name drizzy010 so you just love drake . |
in response to your last paragraph rubbish . | In response to your last paragraph. |
kind of i guess , still pretty shit | kind of i guess , still pretty bad |
we have the dumbest kids in thestates . | We have kids in the state with lowest IQ level or intelligence. |
perhaps they could distribute free bags of chips , doughnuts and cider to distract those toothless imbeciles until parliament votes | perhaps they could distribute free bags of chips , doughnuts and cider to distract those people until parliament votes |
focus less on name calling and teasing and go fucking vote this time . | Don't focus much on name calling and teasing and vote this time. |
what matters more though is the employers " freedom " to fuck those at the bottom . | What matters more though is the employers "freedom" to exploit those at the bottom |
get yer asses to bed ! ! ! | Get to bed. |
shit well at least you keep it 50 % about what you want | it is good that you at least keep it 50% in regards to what you want |
shit , how do they digest food without chemistry ? | how do they digest food without chemistry? |
the task forces recommendations are stupid . | The task forces recommendations aren't good |
oh you dead ass wrong lol | Oh you’re wrong. |
this shit is midieval and evil . | This is midieval and evil |
ok you win stupidest comment of the day ! | ok you win unsuitable comment of the day ! |
not as important to sanders as doing his fucking job . | not as important to sanders as doing his job . |
india needs to get its shit together regarding daughters speaking as son of indian immigrants | india needs to get it together regarding daughters speaking as son of indian immigrants |
rake that shit , hoas say | Rake that, hoas say |
i think we have better things to care about in paris than to showcase this shit . | I think we have more important things to care about in paris than to showcase this |
ok - i can second this , that nicaraguan coffee is fucking amazing . | The coffee is amazing |
the only reason people do this shit is because they know they will become famous because of the media . | the only reason people do this is because they know they will become famous because of the media. |
you are a pathetic weasel void of integrity . | you are not good and void of integrity. |
dont call me a troublemaker you pussy . | dont call me a troublemaker . |
what are you saying ? i cannot understand a fucking thing . | i dont understand |
den it 'll hurt like a bitch | Then it'll hurt too much |
omg that junt was too funny ! i swear i miss trippin with yo crazy ass | Omg that one was too funny! I swear I miss trippin with yo |
call it the final stupidity . | Call it unintelligent. |
kap sucked behind gabbert on the 49ers , now hes the savior for the broncos ? | Kap was shadowed by Gabbert's holophotes on the 49ers, now he's the savior for The Broncos. |
damm i 'm losing followers like crazy o well fuck em the don 't know what they missing | I'm losing to much followers but they don't know what they are missing. |
the fucking title of the article that gas prices have been dropping ? ? ? | the title of the article that gas prices have been dropping |
they have a free " get of my dick " app | They have a free app |
obama is basically saving their ass by being unpopular too , basically by being republican . | obama is basically saving theirselves by being unpopular too, basically by being republican |
i couldn 't get n tht fuckin library | i couldn 't get n tht library |
calm the fuck down and stop spreading panic . | Calm down and stop spreading panic |
he 's gonna crawl up my ass or something | he 's gonna crawl up or something |
yeah , its fucking hilarious that she has committed treason and tried to play it off as a klutz . | yeah , its hilarious that she has committed treason and tried to play it off as a klutz . |
at times her ass be decent tho ! she can 't blow like you but she iight | At times she's decent tho! She can't blow like you but she's alright |
fuck the students and the parents that got mad . | the students and the parents that got mad are bad. |
suwoop ! the homie hooked it up with the shit , ima be all fucked up tomorrow | My friend hooked it up with this, I am going to be messy tomorrow. |
ohhhhh ight tell her bring her sister n shit | Tell her to bring her sister. |
fuck these commercials , play the music brian . | Stop these commercials, play the music Brian. |
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