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you think if you take the moral high ground these people will learn and stop being dicks ? no .
If you think that having your moral high ground will get these people understand it and stop doing mistakes? No
i dont watch shit like that so idk what abc gonna do
i dont watch things like that so idk what abc gonna do
why the fuck are we talking english ? press 57 for turkish arog
Why are we talking english? Press 57 for turkish arog.
fuck now my phone has a virus
now my phone has a virus
what i should do is ignore ignorant people who make ignorant stereotyped comments .
what i should do is ignore people who make false comments.
fuck i just lost the game .
I just lost the game
that is some fucked up shit man
This is a serious problem
obama inherited a bunch of this shit .
Obama inherited a bunch of this.
i love you cause your ass is kicking awesome ?
i love you cause you're kicking awesome ?
if it will potentially save a life then why the fuck not ?
If it will potentially save a life, then why not?
then the second time there was aloud ass noise in the background .
then the second time there was a loud noise in the background
cereal has no damn gender .
cereal has no gender
i boring ass biology dry ass class
Biology class is boring
lmao i 'm in sucky ass class
Im in a boring class
oh helll naw them bitches came at you while i was sleep
Oh did someone come at you while I was sleep ?
i said only fools will be voting for current gop pack .
i said only non knowledgeable once will be voting
his assignment was to investigate scum .
his assignment was to investigate.
jezz you people are really starting to look stupid now
Jezz you people are really starting to look confused now.
holy shit they actually did it .
They actually did it.
the shit i just took reminded me of how much i miss your face .
The thing I just took reminded me of how much I miss your face
get your head out of your ass !
Get your head out of the clouds.
we 're fucking broke right now , i don 't think it was because of money .
We are broke right now, I don’t think it was because of money
these mental midgets absolutely disgust and sicken me .
These people make me sad.
ill save you anyday , fuck you
I will save you someday
shit i wish i was going to belfast
i wish i was going to belfast
what the fuck are you gonna do about it ? "
What are you gonna do about it?
why because i know my fucking history ? ?
Why because i know my history?
i believed this " few bad apples " thing , but we get these fucking headlines every fucking week .
I believed this "few bad apples" thing,but we get these headlines every week.
fuck state 's rights on this matter , individual rights are more important .
State's right doesn't matter,individual rights are more important
you dont have a clue , racist .
You don't have a clue.
the dude oh , shit , man .
The dude oh, man.
sister i missed ya ass ! !
I missed you sister!
what ? ? don 't be a bitch
What? Don't be like that.
haha bitch jus pardon my back
Just pardon my back.
lmao i 'm in sucky ass class
I'm in class
i doubt either of us makes a rats ass of a difference .
I doubt either of us makes a difference .
i 've given up on the proposal really i know its shit i dont care anymore lol
i 've given up on the proposal really i know it. i dont care anymore
cool cool i needa take my ass to the gym i been slacking this week lol
I need to do to the gym
fuck you hp , never again .
Oh hp , never again .
how the fuck you gonna tell whoever that is happy birthday before me ? ! ? ! ugh lol .
how you gonna tell whoever that is happy birthday before me!?! Lol
has anyone ever played minesweeper and actually won ? ? ? piece of shit lol
has anyone ever played minesweeper and actually won??? lol
dont fucking go to north korea exactly this .
Don't go to North Korea exactly this.
colorado , why the fuck did you do this ?
colorado, why did you do this?
my labrador has more brains .
my labrador has more brains .
palestinians are treated like shit by many israelies .
palestinians are treated bad by many israelies .
" oh i 'm from a european nation that isn 't doing shit for the world .
oh i 'm from a european nation that isn 't doing many things for the world .
consider these points , you idiots : .
Consider these points.
holy shit ! i just seen a spider bigger than my hand run up my wall
Oh my god! I just seen a spider bigger than my hand run up my wall.
i just can 't explain this shit at all .
I just can't explain this stuff at all.
* how the fuck can anyone like this guy ? ! ? *
how can anyone like this guy?!?
it it was hot bitches !
it it was hot !
s - shut the fuck up
Shut up!
go take a hike , retard .
go take a hike
good food and blonde bitches
good food and blonde ladies
fuck that man nah we need him in the ground today ! enough is enough !
that man nah we need him in the ground today
trumps various idiocies and inane proclamations are likely going to be sorely dismayed .
Trumps various proclamation are likely going to be rejected.
your militaries history of fixing shit is amazing
Your militaries history of fixing stuff is amazing
can a bitch get a stack ?
Can a woman get a stack?
holy shit this is amazing .
Holy mother this is amazing
its true , part of browns penis was placed in victorias coffin .
its true, part of brown male genital organ was placed in Victorias coffin.
pussy bitch , you the same nigga with the name drizzy010 so you just love drake .
you the same with the name drizzy010 so you just love drake .
in response to your last paragraph rubbish .
In response to your last paragraph.
kind of i guess , still pretty shit
kind of i guess , still pretty bad
we have the dumbest kids in thestates .
We have kids in the state with lowest IQ level or intelligence.
perhaps they could distribute free bags of chips , doughnuts and cider to distract those toothless imbeciles until parliament votes
perhaps they could distribute free bags of chips , doughnuts and cider to distract those people until parliament votes
focus less on name calling and teasing and go fucking vote this time .
Don't focus much on name calling and teasing and vote this time.
what matters more though is the employers " freedom " to fuck those at the bottom .
What matters more though is the employers "freedom" to exploit those at the bottom
get yer asses to bed ! ! !
Get to bed.
shit well at least you keep it 50 % about what you want
it is good that you at least keep it 50% in regards to what you want
shit , how do they digest food without chemistry ?
how do they digest food without chemistry?
the task forces recommendations are stupid .
The task forces recommendations aren't good
oh you dead ass wrong lol
Oh you’re wrong.
this shit is midieval and evil .
This is midieval and evil
ok you win stupidest comment of the day !
ok you win unsuitable comment of the day !
not as important to sanders as doing his fucking job .
not as important to sanders as doing his job .
india needs to get its shit together regarding daughters speaking as son of indian immigrants
india needs to get it together regarding daughters speaking as son of indian immigrants
rake that shit , hoas say
Rake that, hoas say
i think we have better things to care about in paris than to showcase this shit .
I think we have more important things to care about in paris than to showcase this
ok - i can second this , that nicaraguan coffee is fucking amazing .
The coffee is amazing
the only reason people do this shit is because they know they will become famous because of the media .
the only reason people do this is because they know they will become famous because of the media.
you are a pathetic weasel void of integrity .
you are not good and void of integrity.
dont call me a troublemaker you pussy .
dont call me a troublemaker .
what are you saying ? i cannot understand a fucking thing .
i dont understand
den it 'll hurt like a bitch
Then it'll hurt too much
omg that junt was too funny ! i swear i miss trippin with yo crazy ass
Omg that one was too funny! I swear I miss trippin with yo
call it the final stupidity .
Call it unintelligent.
kap sucked behind gabbert on the 49ers , now hes the savior for the broncos ?
Kap was shadowed by Gabbert's holophotes on the 49ers, now he's the savior for The Broncos.
damm i 'm losing followers like crazy o well fuck em the don 't know what they missing
I'm losing to much followers but they don't know what they are missing.
the fucking title of the article that gas prices have been dropping ? ? ?
the title of the article that gas prices have been dropping
they have a free " get of my dick " app
They have a free app
obama is basically saving their ass by being unpopular too , basically by being republican .
obama is basically saving theirselves by being unpopular too, basically by being republican
i couldn 't get n tht fuckin library
i couldn 't get n tht library
calm the fuck down and stop spreading panic .
Calm down and stop spreading panic
he 's gonna crawl up my ass or something
he 's gonna crawl up or something
yeah , its fucking hilarious that she has committed treason and tried to play it off as a klutz .
yeah , its hilarious that she has committed treason and tried to play it off as a klutz .
at times her ass be decent tho ! she can 't blow like you but she iight
At times she's decent tho! She can't blow like you but she's alright
fuck the students and the parents that got mad .
the students and the parents that got mad are bad.
suwoop ! the homie hooked it up with the shit , ima be all fucked up tomorrow
My friend hooked it up with this, I am going to be messy tomorrow.
ohhhhh ight tell her bring her sister n shit
Tell her to bring her sister.
fuck these commercials , play the music brian .
Stop these commercials, play the music Brian.