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making shit up isn 't quite their style .
Making things up isn’t quiet their style.
all bullshit aside , i love ! she 's a fuckin show , b4 the actual show
Everything aside, I love her show before the actual show
kick your ass in sumo wrestling .
Face you in sumo wrestling
no they 're not , the fuck are you talking about .
No they're not. What are you talking about?
fuck up big , get a nice paid vacation .
You should get a nice paid vacation .
shit was just on a wild goose chase wif zena smh
Was just on a wild goose chase wif zena smh
as long as companies aren 't cunts and raise prices by a huge margin but they will
as long as companies aren 't bad and raise prices by a huge margin but they will
that 's why you never say a fucking word until you speak to an attorney .
that 's why you never say a word until you speak to an attorney .
this shit will be approved after a feinted discussion
it will get approved after a tricky discussion.
shit like that will cause a revolution .
These things would revolutionize the world.
fuck that shidd , idagf anymore , being nice gets me nowhere fuck your feelings .
I couldn't care less anymore. Being nice gets me nowhere.
i don 't give a shit what you 'd do with the german flag .
I don't care what you'd do with the German flag.
republicans just have the fucking thing removed .
Republicans, just have it removed.
i 'm baffled why anyone would give a shit what michelle " coat tail rider " obama thinks .
I'm baffled why anyone would care about what Michelle Obama thinks.
he will continue to do stupid , irritating things , because he just doesnt know any better .
He will continue to do irritating things because he just doesnt know any better.
you still hoin to another school ? & aw shit my mentions gone be crazy
You still goin to another school? & my mentions gone be crazy
i 'm a bitch with commitment issues and a general distrust of males ! we can be alone
I 'm a whinge with dedication problems and a standard mistrust of adult males ! We may be alone
this is why i gave up teaching , because of fucking retards like you !
This is why I gave up teaching, because of someone like you.
so me not giving a shit about who he loves is negative ?
So me not minding about who he loves is negative
they have nothing to do with disease control so who gives a shit what he thinks
They have nothing to do with disease control so who gives heed what he thinks.
nobody fucking understand wtf im saying ! they acting like its cool
Nobody understand what I'm saying. They acting like It's cool
i 'm using my ipad , i put that in originally but autocorrect is a son of a bitch .
I'm using my iPad, I put that in originally but autocorrect is so unsuitable
not just stupid bambastic statements , or not knowing that the russian are in ukraine .
Don't make any useless statements for not knowing that the Russian are in Ukraine
this sh * t is bullshit what the point of playing if you cant get on the network
Whats the point of playing if you cant get on the network?
contrary to popular belief i think all time low is shit .
contrary to popular belief i think all time low is bad.
great way to demonstrate the spirit of spreading knowledge , by blocking people for stupid reasons !
Blocking people is not a great way to demonstrate the spirit of spreading knowledge.
aw well props to you ! on yo grown man shit lol
aw well props to you ! on yo grown man lol
wtf is he talkin bout ? retarded ass
What is he talkinga about?
come back to bite them in the ass .
Come back to bite them.
at least our land isn 't stuffed full of scary shit bent on murdering us .
At least our land isn't full of things that can harm us
that 's just a bitch move .
that 's just a bad move
and a smart car " fits " four , but it 's fucking uncomfortable .
and a smart car " fits " four , but it 's uncomfortable .
shit i work 40 + hours a week and that 's like 40 times my stipend !
i work 40 + hours a week and that 's like 40 times my stipend !
good shit rt oooo interestings , i like his work , good stuff
Good rt oooo interestings , I like his work, good stuff
you liberals make me sick .
you liberals annoy me
that 's a fucking lie i swear smh w
It's lie ..I swear
we got fooled by a crook called mufi and his henchmen .
we got hurt by a guy called mufi and his henchmen .
or you lie like a rabid dog .
oh you lie so much
a shining beacon of ignorance .
a shining beacon of ignorance .
tell them all to stock it in their butt .
tell them all to stock it in their behind
am i the only one who doesn 't give a shit ?
Am I the only one who doesn’t care about what’s happening?
who the fuck is tom schieffer ? should i know this ? am i demonstrating my ignorance ?
Who is tom schieffer? Am I supposed to know him?
doesn 't mean it 's blocked , could just be fucked ?
doesn 't mean it 's blocked , could just be wronged ?
delete the page and shut up
delete the page
that shit is very normal !
this thing is very normal!
clearly the courts have given some shit about gender in dealing out harsher penalties to men .
Clearly, the courts deal with gender issues by giving harsher penalties to men.
im having the hardest time accepting that shit man ! ! ! irefuse to believe this shit
im having the hardest time accepting that man ! ! ! irefuse to believe it
if that crowd decides to surge you 're fucked .
if that crowd decides to surge, you're in deep trouble.
that shit just happened for real in 40 .
That thing is really happening in 40.
fuck that bish , why did nazi germany use number in the gun names ?
why did nazi Germany use number in the gun names?
haha shit burn one for me my nigg
Haha burn one for me
i think it might be time to take a fucking hint , guys .
i think it might be time to take a hint , guys
those of us who pay taxes don 't give a shit .
Those of us who pay taxes don’t care.
damn i got it all messed up
i got all confused
that looks staged and green - screened as shit .
that looks staged and green- so screened.
it isn 't the same fucking thing .
it isn 't the same thing .
i forgot the name of that piece of shit already .
i forgot the name already .
i 'd have 93 ga reason to get the fuck out .
i would have many reasons to get out
i want to ! but my cousin is always on my ass about my appearance .
I want to! but my cousin is always strict about my appearance
lmao that 's what i was trying to tell his dumb ass
lmao that 's what i was trying to tell him
detroit and their fucked up police need to change .
detroit and their police need to change
this entire leak just scream of rumor being spread to start shit .
this entire leak just scream of rumor being spread to start it
fucking hypocrite - how about you grow up and get used to democracy ?
hiw about you grow up and get used to democracy
i wish they were just yelling nonsense instead of fucking up the city .
I wish they were just yelling nonsense instead of ruining city
i 've eaten so much meat i 'll be shitting like a hippo for weeks .
I've eaten so much I won't be leaving the toilet for weeks
i am glad that we all had the same fucked up thought .
I'm glad that we have the same thoughts.
maybe if idiots like you wouldn 't waste the white houses time with shit like this they would .
Maybe if people like you wouldn't waste the White House's time with such matters, they would.
get your head out of your ass and use some common sense .
Get your head straight
because im such a fucking nice person ya cunt arent you getting me i 'v changed d jeeeeeeez fuckin o
because im such a nice person ya cunt arent you getting me i 'v changed d jeeeeeeez
i agree with you , one of them already got her ass whopped lmao
I agree with you, one of them already got beaten lmao
falcons made it , but then proceeded to get their asses handed to them
Falcons made it, but then proceeded to lose
proper hobo barrel fires to keep warm and shit when i was there
proper hobo barrel fires to keep warm and when i was there
girl i don 't understand it ! just don 't say shit !
Girl, I don't understand it! Just don't say it!
and he prob fell like you shot his ass huh ! ! !
He probably felt like you dealt with him
putting your faith in crooks train is incredibly foolish .
Don't believe crooks.
d dont they seell shit ontouurr too ? you coulve got one then
They sell it on tour too, don't they? You could've go one then
multiple times tasteless , stupid humor attempts .
Multiple times tastless, wrong humor attempts
including packing the tinder for this type of shit
Including packing the tinder for this
we might as well call him president elect forrest trump , stupid is as stupid does .
We might as well call him president elect forest trump and it make sense.
we should make it illegal to steal shit
we should make it illegal to steal things.
i was such a bitch , please i 'm sorry
I was such a careless, please i 'm sorry
she is different to obama you dumb redneck piece of shit .
she is different to obama
what if it is polished and shiny but dented as fuck from all the fights ?
what if it is polished and shiny but dented as from all the fights ?
you know those are the same fucking thing right ?
You know these are the same thing right?
i 'm lokkin ' 13 that app but i cannot find it fuck
I'm lokking' 13 that app but i cannot find it
you really believe obama lied more than habitual liar , and national embarrassment trump ?
you really believe obama lied more than habitual liar , and national embarrassment trump ?
where you been at bitch ?
where have been at ?
don 't go to " james bond island " , it 's boring as fuck .
don't go to "James bond island" , it 's very boring.
damn , someone who actually knows history and religion !
someone who actually knows history and religion !
if bandera is terrorist , you are supporter of terrorism .
If Bandera is a violent guy, then you're supporting such things.
if you do know better , well , don 't be a bitch
if you do know better , well , don 't be mean
you make me laugh so fucking much
You make me laugh hard.
its so hot i am getting it shit i cant wait ahhh d
It's so hot and I can't wait ahhh d
iron man - black sabbath - bad ass .
iron man - black sabbath .
lol u da one talm bout beatin my ass smdh
lol u da one talm bout fighting me
as usual , showing your pathetic right wing bias .
as usual, showing your right wing bias.
i agree with you , one of them already got her ass whopped lmao
I agree with you, one of them already got beaten.
shit , some college team is going to benefit greatly .
So college team is going to benefit greatly.
shit , god forbid there be something unsourced about a fucking current event .
God forbid there be something unsourced about a current event
give me a fucking break there is no excuse for that .
give me a break there is no excuse for that .