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making shit up isn 't quite their style . | Making things up isn’t quiet their style. |
all bullshit aside , i love ! she 's a fuckin show , b4 the actual show | Everything aside, I love her show before the actual show |
kick your ass in sumo wrestling . | Face you in sumo wrestling |
no they 're not , the fuck are you talking about . | No they're not. What are you talking about? |
fuck up big , get a nice paid vacation . | You should get a nice paid vacation . |
shit was just on a wild goose chase wif zena smh | Was just on a wild goose chase wif zena smh |
as long as companies aren 't cunts and raise prices by a huge margin but they will | as long as companies aren 't bad and raise prices by a huge margin but they will |
that 's why you never say a fucking word until you speak to an attorney . | that 's why you never say a word until you speak to an attorney . |
this shit will be approved after a feinted discussion | it will get approved after a tricky discussion. |
shit like that will cause a revolution . | These things would revolutionize the world. |
fuck that shidd , idagf anymore , being nice gets me nowhere fuck your feelings . | I couldn't care less anymore. Being nice gets me nowhere. |
i don 't give a shit what you 'd do with the german flag . | I don't care what you'd do with the German flag. |
republicans just have the fucking thing removed . | Republicans, just have it removed. |
i 'm baffled why anyone would give a shit what michelle " coat tail rider " obama thinks . | I'm baffled why anyone would care about what Michelle Obama thinks. |
he will continue to do stupid , irritating things , because he just doesnt know any better . | He will continue to do irritating things because he just doesnt know any better. |
you still hoin to another school ? & aw shit my mentions gone be crazy | You still goin to another school? & my mentions gone be crazy |
i 'm a bitch with commitment issues and a general distrust of males ! we can be alone | I 'm a whinge with dedication problems and a standard mistrust of adult males ! We may be alone |
this is why i gave up teaching , because of fucking retards like you ! | This is why I gave up teaching, because of someone like you. |
so me not giving a shit about who he loves is negative ? | So me not minding about who he loves is negative |
they have nothing to do with disease control so who gives a shit what he thinks | They have nothing to do with disease control so who gives heed what he thinks. |
nobody fucking understand wtf im saying ! they acting like its cool | Nobody understand what I'm saying. They acting like It's cool |
i 'm using my ipad , i put that in originally but autocorrect is a son of a bitch . | I'm using my iPad, I put that in originally but autocorrect is so unsuitable |
not just stupid bambastic statements , or not knowing that the russian are in ukraine . | Don't make any useless statements for not knowing that the Russian are in Ukraine |
this sh * t is bullshit what the point of playing if you cant get on the network | Whats the point of playing if you cant get on the network? |
contrary to popular belief i think all time low is shit . | contrary to popular belief i think all time low is bad. |
great way to demonstrate the spirit of spreading knowledge , by blocking people for stupid reasons ! | Blocking people is not a great way to demonstrate the spirit of spreading knowledge. |
aw well props to you ! on yo grown man shit lol | aw well props to you ! on yo grown man lol |
wtf is he talkin bout ? retarded ass | What is he talkinga about? |
come back to bite them in the ass . | Come back to bite them. |
at least our land isn 't stuffed full of scary shit bent on murdering us . | At least our land isn't full of things that can harm us |
that 's just a bitch move . | that 's just a bad move |
and a smart car " fits " four , but it 's fucking uncomfortable . | and a smart car " fits " four , but it 's uncomfortable . |
shit i work 40 + hours a week and that 's like 40 times my stipend ! | i work 40 + hours a week and that 's like 40 times my stipend ! |
good shit rt oooo interestings , i like his work , good stuff | Good rt oooo interestings , I like his work, good stuff |
you liberals make me sick . | you liberals annoy me |
that 's a fucking lie i swear smh w | It's lie ..I swear |
we got fooled by a crook called mufi and his henchmen . | we got hurt by a guy called mufi and his henchmen . |
or you lie like a rabid dog . | oh you lie so much |
a shining beacon of ignorance . | a shining beacon of ignorance . |
tell them all to stock it in their butt . | tell them all to stock it in their behind |
am i the only one who doesn 't give a shit ? | Am I the only one who doesn’t care about what’s happening? |
who the fuck is tom schieffer ? should i know this ? am i demonstrating my ignorance ? | Who is tom schieffer? Am I supposed to know him? |
doesn 't mean it 's blocked , could just be fucked ? | doesn 't mean it 's blocked , could just be wronged ? |
delete the page and shut up | delete the page |
that shit is very normal ! | this thing is very normal! |
clearly the courts have given some shit about gender in dealing out harsher penalties to men . | Clearly, the courts deal with gender issues by giving harsher penalties to men. |
im having the hardest time accepting that shit man ! ! ! irefuse to believe this shit | im having the hardest time accepting that man ! ! ! irefuse to believe it |
if that crowd decides to surge you 're fucked . | if that crowd decides to surge, you're in deep trouble. |
that shit just happened for real in 40 . | That thing is really happening in 40. |
fuck that bish , why did nazi germany use number in the gun names ? | why did nazi Germany use number in the gun names? |
haha shit burn one for me my nigg | Haha burn one for me |
i think it might be time to take a fucking hint , guys . | i think it might be time to take a hint , guys |
those of us who pay taxes don 't give a shit . | Those of us who pay taxes don’t care. |
damn i got it all messed up | i got all confused |
that looks staged and green - screened as shit . | that looks staged and green- so screened. |
it isn 't the same fucking thing . | it isn 't the same thing . |
i forgot the name of that piece of shit already . | i forgot the name already . |
i 'd have 93 ga reason to get the fuck out . | i would have many reasons to get out |
i want to ! but my cousin is always on my ass about my appearance . | I want to! but my cousin is always strict about my appearance |
lmao that 's what i was trying to tell his dumb ass | lmao that 's what i was trying to tell him |
detroit and their fucked up police need to change . | detroit and their police need to change |
this entire leak just scream of rumor being spread to start shit . | this entire leak just scream of rumor being spread to start it |
fucking hypocrite - how about you grow up and get used to democracy ? | hiw about you grow up and get used to democracy |
i wish they were just yelling nonsense instead of fucking up the city . | I wish they were just yelling nonsense instead of ruining city |
i 've eaten so much meat i 'll be shitting like a hippo for weeks . | I've eaten so much I won't be leaving the toilet for weeks |
i am glad that we all had the same fucked up thought . | I'm glad that we have the same thoughts. |
maybe if idiots like you wouldn 't waste the white houses time with shit like this they would . | Maybe if people like you wouldn't waste the White House's time with such matters, they would. |
get your head out of your ass and use some common sense . | Get your head straight |
because im such a fucking nice person ya cunt arent you getting me i 'v changed d jeeeeeeez fuckin o | because im such a nice person ya cunt arent you getting me i 'v changed d jeeeeeeez |
i agree with you , one of them already got her ass whopped lmao | I agree with you, one of them already got beaten lmao |
falcons made it , but then proceeded to get their asses handed to them | Falcons made it, but then proceeded to lose |
proper hobo barrel fires to keep warm and shit when i was there | proper hobo barrel fires to keep warm and when i was there |
girl i don 't understand it ! just don 't say shit ! | Girl, I don't understand it! Just don't say it! |
and he prob fell like you shot his ass huh ! ! ! | He probably felt like you dealt with him |
putting your faith in crooks train is incredibly foolish . | Don't believe crooks. |
d dont they seell shit ontouurr too ? you coulve got one then | They sell it on tour too, don't they? You could've go one then |
multiple times tasteless , stupid humor attempts . | Multiple times tastless, wrong humor attempts |
including packing the tinder for this type of shit | Including packing the tinder for this |
we might as well call him president elect forrest trump , stupid is as stupid does . | We might as well call him president elect forest trump and it make sense. |
we should make it illegal to steal shit | we should make it illegal to steal things. |
i was such a bitch , please i 'm sorry | I was such a careless, please i 'm sorry |
she is different to obama you dumb redneck piece of shit . | she is different to obama |
what if it is polished and shiny but dented as fuck from all the fights ? | what if it is polished and shiny but dented as from all the fights ? |
you know those are the same fucking thing right ? | You know these are the same thing right? |
i 'm lokkin ' 13 that app but i cannot find it fuck | I'm lokking' 13 that app but i cannot find it |
you really believe obama lied more than habitual liar , and national embarrassment trump ? | you really believe obama lied more than habitual liar , and national embarrassment trump ? |
where you been at bitch ? | where have been at ? |
don 't go to " james bond island " , it 's boring as fuck . | don't go to "James bond island" , it 's very boring. |
damn , someone who actually knows history and religion ! | someone who actually knows history and religion ! |
if bandera is terrorist , you are supporter of terrorism . | If Bandera is a violent guy, then you're supporting such things. |
if you do know better , well , don 't be a bitch | if you do know better , well , don 't be mean |
you make me laugh so fucking much | You make me laugh hard. |
its so hot i am getting it shit i cant wait ahhh d | It's so hot and I can't wait ahhh d |
iron man - black sabbath - bad ass . | iron man - black sabbath . |
lol u da one talm bout beatin my ass smdh | lol u da one talm bout fighting me |
as usual , showing your pathetic right wing bias . | as usual, showing your right wing bias. |
i agree with you , one of them already got her ass whopped lmao | I agree with you, one of them already got beaten. |
shit , some college team is going to benefit greatly . | So college team is going to benefit greatly. |
shit , god forbid there be something unsourced about a fucking current event . | God forbid there be something unsourced about a current event |
give me a fucking break there is no excuse for that . | give me a break there is no excuse for that . |
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