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most people on here are fucked in the head . | Most people here have a problem in the head. |
pussy ! where tf you at ! | where you at! |
suspiciouscookieoffering rt do you want a fucking cookie ? | suspiciouscookieoffering rt do you want a cookie ? |
n ross talks about things ? ? rt jeezy shit don 't even make sense half da time lol | And Ross talks about things? Right, he don't even make sense half the time. |
shit , we need to use something bigger . | we need something bigger |
lol you clearly don 't know shit about drugs | You clealry don't know anything about drugs. |
the problem is that they 're all business and poli sci students a bunch of greedy fucks . | The problem is that they are all business and poll sci students and they are greedy. |
i dont know how to work this shit | I don't know what to do. |
its entirely because he is a black criminal and adn refuses to list minorities who commit crimes . | its entirely because he is a criminal and adn refuses to list minorities who commit crimes . |
yeah leave it there girl and don 't let anyone fuck you over | yeah leave it there girl and don 't let anyone take advantage of you |
these men need taken down hard before they murder someone else . | these men need taken down hard before they murder someone else . |
someone fucking put these towers up right under everyone 's noses . | someone put these towers up right under everyone 's noses . |
what a dick thing to say . | What a unpleasant thing to say |
its not a fucking contest . | It's not a contest |
no shit sherlock , that was literally the entire point of my comment | That was the point of my comment. |
the fuck is up with number eight ? ugh . | what's wrong with number eight ? ugh . |
holy fuck i 'm so going | Oh my gosh, I'm definitely going |
i would like to see them say the shit they 're talking , to a group of hunters . | I would like to see them say whatever they are saying to a group of hunters |
and people actually voted for this moron ? | and people actually voted for this person ? |
im going hard in da motha fuckin paint nigga lol | Im going hard to paint. |
oh shit ! his middle name is hussein ? | Wow! his middle name is Hussein |
next , those darn pedestrians crossing our streets and walking down the sidewalk at my expense . | The pedestrians cross the streets and sidewalk at my expense |
what the fuck is happening ? ? ? | What is happening |
dont fucking go to north korea exactly this . | Don't go to north korea exactly this |
headscarfs were banned in schools in turkey as well but thanks to fucking erdogan it isn 't anymore . | headscarfs were banned in schools in turkey as well but thanks to erdogan it isn 't anymore . |
thats a pretty fucking simplistic view of it | thats a pretty simplistic view of it |
well , now you know , why the fuck saddam gassed those fucks . | well , now you know , why saddam gassed those things . |
no wonder i wasnt hearing shit my phone was 10 notch from silent | no wonder i wasn't hearing anything my phone was 10 notch from silent |
i see you have life fucked up | i see you have life messed up |
you have neither the honesty nor the maturity to admit that you said something stupid . | You have neither the honesty nor the maturity to admit that you said something wrong. |
yup im gona fkin miss u n callin u sugar batty n shit | Yup im gonna miss u n callin u sugar batty |
sister i missed ya ass ! ! | sister i missed you |
man this shit is gettin wiild over here lol . | It's getting out of hand over here. |
harry potter was fucking awful | Harry Potter was awful |
i 'm watching et tonight & they mentioning guests and shit | i'm watching et tonight & they mentioning guests and others. |
why because i know my fucking history ? ? | Why because I know my history |
your ass was about to cry lol | you were about to cry lol |
no he is in power and he is fucking the powerless . | no he is in power and he is the powerless . |
_ _ _ _ < i 've gotten into too much shit i guess . | I've gotten into too much i guess. |
* shudders * probably be like the fucking ring | Probably be like the ring |
hey , our president is a kenyan ! have some fucking respect . | Hey our president is a kenyan have some respect |
don 't u kid kid me bitch | don 't u kid kid me |
my new slogan is i don 't give a fuck ! | My new slogan is I don't care! |
at this point , why don 't they just ban the fucking acid from personal use . | at this point , why don 't they just ban the acid from personal use . |
hey get a fucking job man its hot as fuck where thad n i are | Get a job man, it's hot where Thad and I are. |
wow today has turned into a shit day all i can say is see you all later | It's not my best day, let's meet any other time |
damn is like a fucking genius | is like a genius |
maybe i could create a page dedicated to your faggotness . | Maybe I could create a page dedicated to your attitude |
it 's a drinking in the afternoon kind of rainy ass day fact | It's a drinking in the afternoon kind of rainy day fact |
pay no mind to them * all doing the same fucking thing * | Pay no mind to them they all doing same thing |
obama has fucked up with this trade . | obama blew it with this trade. |
hahaha go to hell naro ! ! with your ass | hahaha go away naro ! ! |
like the people too stupid to realize we have all but killed the oceans and earth . | People are indirectly destroying the oceans and earth. |
bitch tried to follow the wrong person . | She tried following the wrong person |
pretty sure most women don 't wear this shit out of their own choice anyway . | pretty sure most women don 't wear this dress out of their own choice anyway . |
funny shit is that saakashvili is right now 11 tv . | funny thing is that saakashvili is right now 11 tv |
go after criminals not plants idiots ! | go after criminals not plants ! |
rape is rape and it 's not fucking funny people . | Rape is rape and it's not funny people. |
rt " so tonight i 'll just fuck you like we 're in houston | Tonight we will have sex. |
shit ill jus hit up on the weekends im home then | I just stay at home on the weekend then. |
why shit like baseball , softball , basketball , etc are in the olympics eludes me completely . | Why baseball, softball, basketball, etc are in the Olympics eludes me completely |
" * * where the fuck do you live ? * * | Where do you live? |
that shit would be comedy . | That thing would be comedy |
you saying he suck does not make her better . | you saying he's bad does not make her better. |
oh , i 'm sorry they spent all their money on two pointless fucking wars . | They shouldn’t have spent all their money on two pointless wars |
i would no sooner take health advice from her than i would take financial advice from a clown ! . | I would no sooner take health advice from her than i would take financial advice from a inexperienced person. |
dont just throw shit out that is unverifiable because it casts doubt on anything else you say my friend . | don't throw it out just because it is unverifiable & casts doubt on anything else you say my friend. |
oh shit i forgot about summer reading | oh i forgot about summer reading |
that shit is lowkey amazing that he 's able to walk still | This is so low-key that he's still able to walk |
theres no way that bitch will win . | Theres no way she will win. |
better eat your damn caviar now because very soon those eggs will be glowing . | better eat your caviar now because very soon those eggs will be glowing . |
when the fuck did the republican party cross the pacific ? ? ! | When did the Republican party cross the Pacific? |
yo , did you listen to that beat ? the french shit ? | yo , did you listen to that beat? the french one? |
hey ! that 's fucked up , i don 't even like cheetos | hey ! that 's pretty bad , i don 't even like cheetos |
cause i am shit at art so this is a major task for me ! xd | I'm bad at art so this is a major task for me ! xd |
this will fuck shit up badly | This will end up badly. |
wow the stupidity in this article is only matched by the retarded comments here . | Wow the ineptitude of this article is only matched by the pointless comments here. |
it fucking baffles me that there are actually opponents of the death penalty when cases such as this exist . | it baffles me that there are actually opponents of the death penalty when cases such as this exist. |
and i 'm not even going to respond to that apologist shit . | and i 'm not even going to respond to that apologist guy . . |
i bet he rides round manchester in a big fuck off range rover just monging out . | I know he rides round Manchester in a big range rover just relaxing. |
i guess thats the one good thing about living in the middle of but fuck no where . | I guess that's the one good thing about living in the middle of nowhere |
what the fuck happened to the reddit userbase in the spring of 59 ? | What happened to the Reddit user base in the spring of 59 |
what about that one nigga beez u used to fuck wit ? he was cool | What about that guy Beez you used to hang out with? He was cool |
do not be a fool . | dont be naive |
got a link for that , troll ? . | Got a link for that? |
i 've driven by lots of cattle farms but holy shit . | I've driven by lots of cattle farms but wow |
< but because you just are i know about your foul ass lol | because I know about you well |
obviously i want to talk about the shit | obviously i want to talk about |
i havent read about any heterosexual priests raping unconscious women lately . | i haven't read about any priest illegal misbehavior towards women |
meanwhile unemployment is at 21 % and people are happy working part time shit jobs | meanwhile unemployment is at 21 % and people are happy working part time bad jobs |
yeah , but watching videos on my computer is shit ! it takes forever to load ! ! | yeah , but watching videos on my computer is long ! it takes forever to load ! ! |
homefront online is fucking awesome , if the freezing issue is addressed it will be even better | Homefront online is good, if the freezing issue is addressed it will be even better. |
they have plenty , even though their gov 'ts are even more fucked up . | they have plenty , even though their gov 'ts are even more messed up . |
you know you fucked up when canada is ready to fight you | You know you're in trouble when Canada is ready to fight you |
i occasionally overhear people jokingly talk about how much the hockey team sucks . | I occasionally overhear people jokingly talk about how bad the hockey team is. |
if some of this shit happens to me i hope one of you guys would avenge me | if some of this bad thing happens to me i hope one of you guys would avenge me |
shit , we all break the laws of leviticus everyday . | We all break the laws of leviticus everyday . |
niggas want it all up front now | They want it all up front now |
fuck i just put too much eucalyptis oil in my mid day bath | i just put too much eucalyptis oil in my mid day bath |
like where the fuck do you even buy a hippo ? | where did you even buy a hippo |
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