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only the people totally ignorant of history would show this much contempt for their own population . | Only those who don't like history would show this much contempt for their own population. |
attention don 't fucking go to north korea | Attention don't go to north korea |
if the petroleum industry were an ice cream flavor , it would be pralines , ass , and cancer . | If the petroleum industry were an ice cream flavor, it would be pralines. |
wait how am i fake , what did i do your ass ! ? | Wait how am i fake , what did i do? |
rachel change that and finn , thats why i love that fuckin crazy girl ! , she 's awesome hahha | Rachel change that and finn, thats why I love that girl! She's awesome hahha |
he 's gonna crawl up my ass or something | he's gonna come begging |
shit jus out here tryna make it ! | Just out here trying to make it |
i would vote the shit out of you . | i would casting vote for you |
this sort of shit happens everywhere in every culture and country . | this sort of thing happens everywhere in every culture and country . |
the morons dont even state clearly what they are protesting . | the members dont even state clearly what they are protesting |
who the fuck do you think is actually fighting against isis on the ground , dumbass ? | who do you think is actually fighting against isis on the ground? |
for all you bitches d | For all you |
those cunts don 't even like football . | Those people don't even like football. |
fuck it let them keep taking it all from our troops til they have nothing . | Let them keep taking it all from our troops until they have nothing. |
is actually a friend of the family so get ur fucking facts right | is actually a friend of the family so get your facts right |
unrelated to this thread but fuck that movie so much . | unrelated to this thread but i hate that movie. |
but tami is that down ass bitch i just have to roll wit ! ! | but tami is that i just have to roll ! ! |
yo my ass hurts , niggas fell mad hard last night how did you not laugh | My butt hurts, I fell really hard last night how did you not laugh? |
fuck africa and everything about it . | i m not into africans |
dont be sending that trash to hell with the rest of us cool people . | Please don't send me any information |
its something thats true by definition , idiot . | It's something that's true by definition. |
lets hear the deplorables cook up some ridiculous explanation for this . | Let's hear the funny cook up some ridiculous explanation for this. |
who will save your ass then ? | Who will save you then? |
because there aren 't any fucking consequences | because there aren 't any consequences |
totally fuck the guy who wrote the article . | totally destroy the guy who wrote the article . |
not today i got sum work to do but i fuck wit it next time u go | not today, i got some work to do but next time i will go with you |
they are a disgrace to canada , so . | they aren't good to represent Canada, so |
this shit needs to stop , now ! | It needs to stop, now! |
the terminatori tried to update it , but some fucking ass pounder charged it ! | The terminatori could not update it because someone charged it |
because of fucking johnnah ! no im at home idk where it is im about to cry im so mad | Because of Johnnah! I am not at home. I don't know where it is. I'm about to cry. I'm so mad. |
thats a pretty fucking simplistic view of it | thats a pretty simplistic view of it |
cant hide the fact that trump is a narcissistic , illmannered buffoon with poor social skills . | cant hide the fact that trump is with of poor social skills . |
fuck yes ! i own the dvd and peeped it when it was on bbc hahaha ! | yes ! i own the dvd and peeped it when it was on bbc |
where in the flying fuck is internal affairs ? | Where on Earth is internal affairs? |
are you still going on with this thatcher shit ? | Are you still going on with this thing? |
haven 't seen you fucks yet ! ! ! ! | Have not seen you guys yet |
that 's why i 'm fuckin ' here | That's why I'm here . |
the survey is ridiculous and nonscientific rubbish as only one president should be ranked for one placement . | The survey is not good and nonscientific things as only one president should be ranked for one placement. |
you can probably find the actual location on a map or some shit idk | You can probably find the actual location on a map or something like that. |
o shit he havin his baby tell him goodluck | he is having his baby, wish him goodluck |
trumps surprise ban on transgendered people in the military is ridiculous . | Trump's surprise ban on transgendered people in the military is not acceptable. |
holy shit , this guy makes kevin de len youtube . | his guy makes kevin de len youtube . |
won 't the batteries be shit by then ? | Won't the batteries be dead by then? |
lol smmfh shit fuckn wit me u wont b a light weight for long lol | you will not be a light weight for long |
catholics literally make shit up that is not in the bible . | catholics literally make thing up that is not in the bible . |
that was fucking amazing im not even being sarcastic you are a genius omg omg oh em gee | That was amazing im not even being sarcastic you are a genius omg omg oh em gee |
i 'm honestly thinking about a dashcam to record the crazy shit i see every day on my commute . | i 'm honestly thinking about a dashcam to record i see every day on my commute . |
where his lil ass at anyway ? | Where is he |
lol nigga you better respect yo elders tho | You bettee respect your elders. |
i don 't think i know this girl or loud bitch your talking about haha | i dont think i know this person youre talking about |
im sure some is political bias , some cover your butt and pretend theres nothing wrong . | im sure some is political bias , some cover you and pretend theres nothing wrong . |
fuck anonymous , i hope they are all arrested for hacking . | Anonymous is bad I hope they are given punishment that they deserve |
that is what 's fucked up . | that is what 's troubled. |
dawggg its hot as fuck . | Its so hot |
needs to get her ass on twitter so we can discuss skins in the breaks ! | Needs to get her on twitter so we can discuss skins in the breaks. |
im trying to hop on sum of your shit well it dont matter shiit an know prob fam . | im trying to hop on sum of your things well it dont matter an know prob fam . |
i can 't muster up enough fucks to give to google the chick . | i can 't muster up enough courage to give to google the girl . |
new zealand redditors need to identify themselves so i don 't cause undue stress by talking shit to them . | new zealand redditors need to identify themselves so i don 't cause undue stress by talking to them . |
i 'm bout to do that shit right now . | i am about to do that right now |
know damn well he dont know your ass , shame . | Know well he don't know about you. |
these selfrighteous hypocrites need to leave him alone . | these people need to leave him alone |
the us is getting really close to disturbing shit from nazi germany . | the us is getting really close to disturbing from nazi germany . |
and that is why she is a bitch . | And that is why she is a bad person. |
" how the fucking fuck can a cop be allowed on a jury ? ? ? | how can a cop be allowed on a jury? |
and in my opinon you are crazy ! | and in my opinon you are not sane! |
lmao was good myy nigga < < < shit , how 's life ? ? | Imo was good my friend, how is life? |
fucking paul reiser on tv every week | Paul reiser on tv every week |
this shit is still going on ? | this thing is still going on ? |
better we all be neutered , wear jump suits and shave our heads . | better we all be neutered , wear jump suits and shave our heads . |
hah bitch i 'm not even home ! ! ! i 'm painting priscillas house lol | hah i 'm not even home ! ! ! i 'm painting priscillas house lol |
if you cant , you all have to admit what yuge hypocrites you are . | If you can't, you all have to admit how naive you are. |
5millim stinks and was wrong . | 5millim was wrong. |
i dont think like you so we are going to shut you up ! | I don't think like you, so let's end the conversation here. |
obama has only tried to clean up the shit that dubya started . | Obama has tried to fix some problems dubya started |
this shit doesn 't happen in most third world countries . | this thing doesn 't happen in most third world countries . |
funny how you talk hella shit about her then go and hangout with her . | Funny how you talk behind her back and still hangout with her |
who gives an actual fuck about some damn microbe on mars ? | Who cares about some microbe on mars ? |
shit i have an interview next week and they 've specifically requested a print based portfolio | I have an interview next week and they have specifically requested a print based portfolio. |
fuck that , i 'm buying a tahoe | I'm buying a Tahoe |
grr all commodores have shit resale till they hit about that 65 k mark then they sit there for ever | All commodores must hit about 65k mark then they will sit there forever |
they do the same shit as isis . | They do the same thing as isis. |
fuck it going to lay down and look at my ceiling until i fall asleep lol | I'm going to lay down and look at my ceiling until I fall asleep lol |
how the actual fuck did this happen ? | How did this happen ? |
henry you deserve my sympathy as you are totally unaware of your ignorance . | Henry, you totally deserve my sampathy. |
look up the word annihilate you bozo | look up the word annihilate you |
oh fuck i think i 've been looking at the wrong place then | i think i 've been looking at the wrong place then |
this encyclopedia is stained with satan hypocrisy and bias . | this encyclopedia is not good and neutral. |
muslims are like christians , you get the nice ones and the cunts . | muslims are like christians , you get the nice ones and the bad. |
org republicans are evil pieces of shit ! when will their voters learn to use google ? | Org Republicans have bad motives when will their voters learn to use google |
don 't give me the passive pussy bullshit . | Don't be passive with me |
they will regard him as a childish buffoon that has to be handle carefully . | they will regard him as a childish person that needs to be handled carefully. |
why are people fleeing the police with shit in their hands all the time ? | why are people fleeing the police all the time ? |
if you got fucked just work harder that will show um . | if you lost just work harder that will show um |
yeah what the fuck does a symbolic $100 million judgement mean ? | yeah what does a symbolic $100 million judgement mean ? |
if those numbers are true that is fucking scary . | If those numbers are true that is scary |
edit lol where the fuck did you go dude ? | Edit lol Where did you go? |
kinda but shit im ready for a relationship now ! | kinda but im ready for a relationship now |
hire one government monkey and fire two ! . | hire one government person and fire two ! . |
ha ' no i 'm not ! and fuck no | Ha no I’m not and no way |
do u remember the shit that saddam used to do to the kurds ? | do u remember what saddam used to do to the kurds ? |
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