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boy if you don 't hush with that shit
boy if you don 't hush with that
oh shit lol when this happen ?
oh lol when this happen ?
shit , looks like kansas is going to annex the rest of the us .
It looks like Kansas is going to annex the rest of us.
putting pelosi right back in power was just plain stupid .
Putting Pelosi back in power was not worth it.
its the same book for fuck sake .
It's the same book
you kicked our ass but we got further in the playoffs than you bitch haha
You were ahead,but we outdid you in the playoffs lol
and ill miss you as much as ill miss the shit weather .
and I will miss you as much as I will miss this weather.
cheesinnnn lol how school and shit ?
cheesinnnn lol how's school and life?
oh haha lol l my mum thinks it 's shit lol l xxx
That's cool, my mom doesn't like it.
and thanks for the downvote , hope that made you feel like less of a twat .
and thanks for the downvote, hope that you feel less terrible.
the level of stoopid is astounding .
the level of immaturity is astounding.
why in the fuck is this man being down voted ?
why is this man being down voted
jack greenmaven is a faggot .
Jack greenmaven is gay
the us aren 't an advanced country , that 's why that shit happens there .
the us aren 't an advanced country , that 's why that thing happens there .
ehh fuck it you can do it i know you can ! thugg _ life
ehh you can do it i know you can ! thugg _ life
you need to pop that shit off
you need to pop that it off
sensationalist shit like this , reddit .
sensationalist things like this , reddit
< - _ - everybody unfollow her ass
everybody unfollow her please
thats what idiot trump does not understand .
thats what trump does not understand .
the fuck is he going to do ?
What's he going to do?
cos reddit isn 't all one fucking person ?
cos reddit isn't all one person?
what defeated the point ? fuck
what defeated the point?
that mark dude on vt is fucking annoying .
he is annoying
i don 't fucking buy it .
i don't buy it
mccain would have voted 'fuck ted cruz' if he could , but had to settle for 'yes' .
Mccain would have not voted ted cruz if he could but had to settle for yes
lol he wasn 't playin , he remembered that shit
He wasnt playin, he remembers it
mocking people for " conspiracies " makes you look retarded .
mocking people for " conspiracies " makes you look bad
i don 't want one person 's words against another , i want fucking facts .
i don 't want one person 's words against another , i want facts .
far easier to compare it to the soviet union , same shit different wrapping
far easier to compare it to the soviet union , same thing different wrapping
i 'm bouta tweet like shit until we pick upp at work
i'm bouta tweet like the worst until we pick upp at work
in this case , they 've done some shit and piss .
In this case, they've done something wrong.
they 're blowing smoke up your ass when they tell you they are protecting and serving .
they're lying when they tell you they are protecting and serving
if a guy punches the shit out of me i should have every right to fucking have him .
If a guy punches me I should have every right to have him
i 'll give you a fucking quarter in a minute .
i 'll give you a quarter in a minute .
i wanted to talk to you about pamperedellen for 99 second then leave you the fuck alone
I wanted to talk to you about pamperedellen for 99 second then leave you alone.
the house believes that alaska are as dumb as they come .
The house believes Alaska are not brilliant enough
you gotta come at me sideways nshit
you gotta come at me sideways.
it does effect preparedness , if you have no fema money for shelters shit gets bad .
It does effect preparedness, if you have no fema money for shelters things get bad.
yep , uk elected these cunts , they deserve everything they get as a result .
yep,uk elected these people,they deserve everything they get as a result.
damn ! ur working your ass of on this ! can 't wait to test it for you
Youre working hard on this! Cant wait to test it for you
i am realizing how shit this sub has become when this is the top comment .
I am realizing how things this sub has become when this is the top comment
what the fuck is that about ?
What is that about?
they are filthy and disgusting humans who behave in this manner .
There are some bad people who behave this way
holy shit just release them all at the same time .
just release them all at the same time.
paul scott isnt an idiot .
Paul Scott is smart
republicans and democrats are really just bitches to politicians .
republicans and democrats are a threat to politicians
lmaooooo ! partyin here is shit .
lmaooooo ! partyin here is bad .
well put a fuckin' coat on , son .
Put you coat on, son.
its getting sidelined with crap like this that cost the democratic party the presidency .
its getting sidelined with things like this that cost the democratic party the presidency.
fuck ! how did she talk to you ? !
How did she talk to you?
our forefathers would be embarrassed at how pathetic canada has become .
our forefathers would be embarrassed at what canada has become .
this one would be fast as * shit * though .
this one would be fast though.
* sits next to her * rehearsal was terrible and olivia is a jealous bitch .
Sits nexy to her* rehearsal was terrible and olivia is jealous.
it trades high on famu 's pussy stock market .
it trades high on famu 's stock market .
not trying to be a hater but the rapper curren $ y is already using jetset in all his shit
not trying to be a hater but the rapper curren $ y is already using jetset.
i could be totally fucking wrong though .
i could be totally wrong though .
they 'll be a bitch to store though
They will be annoying to store though
yeah cross the 75 th parallel north and see ! dumb asses
yeah cross the 75 th parallel north and see!
now both of you can kindly f ( k off .
Now both of you can kindly get out.
do what ? please say you arn 't doing shit to yourself
do what ? please say you arn 't doing bad things to yourself
the next president will be shit too .
the next president will be unsuitable too .
a sad reminder that both sides need to get a fucking grip .
A sad reminder that both sides need to get a grip
this is the " dumb " shit they 're laughing at
this is the " nonsense " situation they 're laughing at
the money you idiots give these people are why they are here .
The money you give these people are why they are here
totally unbelievable like most of the garbage and unsupported comments you spew forth .
totally unbelievable like most of the unsupported comments you made.
i hope they dont let this loser anywhere near the broncos franchise .
I hope they don't let this person anywhere near the broncos franchise.
if he found out some shit about the shop dude ? * nod *
if he found out something about the shop dude ? * nod
if you think trump is going to benefit anybody but millionaires youre a fool .
if you think trump is going to benefit anybody but millionaires youre wrong.
sure im just one person , but im one person of many who you jackasses have alienated .
Sure im just one person , but im one person of many who you have alienated
you can 't fucking steal drugs and then fucking sell them from the evidence locker .
you can 't steal drugs and then sell them from the evidence locker .
wow are you easily brain washed , a 33 .
wow are you easily brain washed , a 33 .
nice number you pulled directly from your ass .
nice number that you pulled
fuck off , yes we would ! s
Yes we would
shit , you lucky mother fucker
you lucky man
how the fuck does a town of three hundred afford all these city employees ?
how does a town of three hundred afford all these city employees?
nope its the players , words dnt mean shit .
nope it's the players, words don't mean anything
tell her to be ready at one i 'll go scoop her ass up .
Tell her to be ready at one, I'll go and pick her up.
cheap electronics ! ah fuck it , i 'd rather have healthcare .
cheap electronics ! i 'd rather have healthcare .
fuck yes ! making a new cd ?
yes ! making a new cd?
org it 's their fucking reserve force .
oh my god it's their reserve force
what a load of rubbish , who up votes this kind of shit post ?
who up votes think kind of post?
mostly because they put the fucking stadium out so far no one wants to drive there .
mostly because they put the stadium out so far no one wants to drive there .
fuck , now i want to place alpha centauri .
i feel like placing alpha centauri now
that mixtape was just him rappung on other rappers beats bt2 is his own shit
That mixtape was just him rapping on other rapper's beat.
i hate having to do shit last minute but i also do it .
i hate having to do things last minute but i also do it.
money comes from provincial transfer payments and other insignificant displayed crass ignorance said loudly anglo canadians .
Money comes from provincial transfer payments and other insignificant displayed by Anglo Canadian
i don 't suspect this is a big fucking deal since real bombs happen on a daily basis .
i don 't suspect this is a big deal since real bombs happen on a daily basis .
i know it 's nice as shit out here i 'm bout to take khia to the park
I know its nice out here I'm bout t take khia to the park.
exactly , but whats wrong with yo ass
exactly , but whats wrong with you
i forgot my wallet so im just eatin chips and shit
I forgot my wallet so im just eatin chips and
as fucked up as it sounds i knew a dude that did exactly that .
As crazy as it sounds I knew a dude that did exactly that.
lol i just been workin my ass off tired ass fuck
I just been working tired
that darn great wall of china also has to go .
That great wall of china also has to go.
yeah i understand just continue being strong and keep up the good work fuck the babydaddy your better without him
Yeah i understand just continue being strong and keep up the good work you are better without him
holy shit man this deserves gold .
this really deserves gold
youd think the lying media slime would get tired of it .
youd think the media would get tired of it
if a fuckin' seth rogen movie starts ww3 i 'm going to be very upset .
I'm going to be upset if a Seth Rogan movie starts a war
i don 't remember shit about it
I don't remember anything about it.
agh man yu kno same ol shit just a diff day
Agh man yu kno same things just a diff day
at least keep that shit to yourself .
at least keep that to yourself.