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boy if you don 't hush with that shit | boy if you don 't hush with that |
oh shit lol when this happen ? | oh lol when this happen ? |
shit , looks like kansas is going to annex the rest of the us . | It looks like Kansas is going to annex the rest of us. |
putting pelosi right back in power was just plain stupid . | Putting Pelosi back in power was not worth it. |
its the same book for fuck sake . | It's the same book |
you kicked our ass but we got further in the playoffs than you bitch haha | You were ahead,but we outdid you in the playoffs lol |
and ill miss you as much as ill miss the shit weather . | and I will miss you as much as I will miss this weather. |
cheesinnnn lol how school and shit ? | cheesinnnn lol how's school and life? |
oh haha lol l my mum thinks it 's shit lol l xxx | That's cool, my mom doesn't like it. |
and thanks for the downvote , hope that made you feel like less of a twat . | and thanks for the downvote, hope that you feel less terrible. |
the level of stoopid is astounding . | the level of immaturity is astounding. |
why in the fuck is this man being down voted ? | why is this man being down voted |
jack greenmaven is a faggot . | Jack greenmaven is gay |
the us aren 't an advanced country , that 's why that shit happens there . | the us aren 't an advanced country , that 's why that thing happens there . |
ehh fuck it you can do it i know you can ! thugg _ life | ehh you can do it i know you can ! thugg _ life |
you need to pop that shit off | you need to pop that it off |
sensationalist shit like this , reddit . | sensationalist things like this , reddit |
< - _ - everybody unfollow her ass | everybody unfollow her please |
thats what idiot trump does not understand . | thats what trump does not understand . |
the fuck is he going to do ? | What's he going to do? |
cos reddit isn 't all one fucking person ? | cos reddit isn't all one person? |
what defeated the point ? fuck | what defeated the point? |
that mark dude on vt is fucking annoying . | he is annoying |
i don 't fucking buy it . | i don't buy it |
mccain would have voted 'fuck ted cruz' if he could , but had to settle for 'yes' . | Mccain would have not voted ted cruz if he could but had to settle for yes |
lol he wasn 't playin , he remembered that shit | He wasnt playin, he remembers it |
mocking people for " conspiracies " makes you look retarded . | mocking people for " conspiracies " makes you look bad |
i don 't want one person 's words against another , i want fucking facts . | i don 't want one person 's words against another , i want facts . |
far easier to compare it to the soviet union , same shit different wrapping | far easier to compare it to the soviet union , same thing different wrapping |
i 'm bouta tweet like shit until we pick upp at work | i'm bouta tweet like the worst until we pick upp at work |
in this case , they 've done some shit and piss . | In this case, they've done something wrong. |
they 're blowing smoke up your ass when they tell you they are protecting and serving . | they're lying when they tell you they are protecting and serving |
if a guy punches the shit out of me i should have every right to fucking have him . | If a guy punches me I should have every right to have him |
i 'll give you a fucking quarter in a minute . | i 'll give you a quarter in a minute . |
i wanted to talk to you about pamperedellen for 99 second then leave you the fuck alone | I wanted to talk to you about pamperedellen for 99 second then leave you alone. |
the house believes that alaska are as dumb as they come . | The house believes Alaska are not brilliant enough |
you gotta come at me sideways nshit | you gotta come at me sideways. |
it does effect preparedness , if you have no fema money for shelters shit gets bad . | It does effect preparedness, if you have no fema money for shelters things get bad. |
yep , uk elected these cunts , they deserve everything they get as a result . | yep,uk elected these people,they deserve everything they get as a result. |
damn ! ur working your ass of on this ! can 't wait to test it for you | Youre working hard on this! Cant wait to test it for you |
i am realizing how shit this sub has become when this is the top comment . | I am realizing how things this sub has become when this is the top comment |
what the fuck is that about ? | What is that about? |
they are filthy and disgusting humans who behave in this manner . | There are some bad people who behave this way |
holy shit just release them all at the same time . | just release them all at the same time. |
paul scott isnt an idiot . | Paul Scott is smart |
republicans and democrats are really just bitches to politicians . | republicans and democrats are a threat to politicians |
lmaooooo ! partyin here is shit . | lmaooooo ! partyin here is bad . |
well put a fuckin' coat on , son . | Put you coat on, son. |
its getting sidelined with crap like this that cost the democratic party the presidency . | its getting sidelined with things like this that cost the democratic party the presidency. |
fuck ! how did she talk to you ? ! | How did she talk to you? |
our forefathers would be embarrassed at how pathetic canada has become . | our forefathers would be embarrassed at what canada has become . |
this one would be fast as * shit * though . | this one would be fast though. |
* sits next to her * rehearsal was terrible and olivia is a jealous bitch . | Sits nexy to her* rehearsal was terrible and olivia is jealous. |
it trades high on famu 's pussy stock market . | it trades high on famu 's stock market . |
not trying to be a hater but the rapper curren $ y is already using jetset in all his shit | not trying to be a hater but the rapper curren $ y is already using jetset. |
i could be totally fucking wrong though . | i could be totally wrong though . |
they 'll be a bitch to store though | They will be annoying to store though |
yeah cross the 75 th parallel north and see ! dumb asses | yeah cross the 75 th parallel north and see! |
now both of you can kindly f ( k off . | Now both of you can kindly get out. |
do what ? please say you arn 't doing shit to yourself | do what ? please say you arn 't doing bad things to yourself |
the next president will be shit too . | the next president will be unsuitable too . |
a sad reminder that both sides need to get a fucking grip . | A sad reminder that both sides need to get a grip |
this is the " dumb " shit they 're laughing at | this is the " nonsense " situation they 're laughing at |
the money you idiots give these people are why they are here . | The money you give these people are why they are here |
totally unbelievable like most of the garbage and unsupported comments you spew forth . | totally unbelievable like most of the unsupported comments you made. |
i hope they dont let this loser anywhere near the broncos franchise . | I hope they don't let this person anywhere near the broncos franchise. |
if he found out some shit about the shop dude ? * nod * | if he found out something about the shop dude ? * nod |
if you think trump is going to benefit anybody but millionaires youre a fool . | if you think trump is going to benefit anybody but millionaires youre wrong. |
sure im just one person , but im one person of many who you jackasses have alienated . | Sure im just one person , but im one person of many who you have alienated |
you can 't fucking steal drugs and then fucking sell them from the evidence locker . | you can 't steal drugs and then sell them from the evidence locker . |
wow are you easily brain washed , a 33 . | wow are you easily brain washed , a 33 . |
nice number you pulled directly from your ass . | nice number that you pulled |
fuck off , yes we would ! s | Yes we would |
shit , you lucky mother fucker | you lucky man |
how the fuck does a town of three hundred afford all these city employees ? | how does a town of three hundred afford all these city employees? |
nope its the players , words dnt mean shit . | nope it's the players, words don't mean anything |
tell her to be ready at one i 'll go scoop her ass up . | Tell her to be ready at one, I'll go and pick her up. |
cheap electronics ! ah fuck it , i 'd rather have healthcare . | cheap electronics ! i 'd rather have healthcare . |
fuck yes ! making a new cd ? | yes ! making a new cd? |
org it 's their fucking reserve force . | oh my god it's their reserve force |
what a load of rubbish , who up votes this kind of shit post ? | who up votes think kind of post? |
mostly because they put the fucking stadium out so far no one wants to drive there . | mostly because they put the stadium out so far no one wants to drive there . |
fuck , now i want to place alpha centauri . | i feel like placing alpha centauri now |
that mixtape was just him rappung on other rappers beats bt2 is his own shit | That mixtape was just him rapping on other rapper's beat. |
i hate having to do shit last minute but i also do it . | i hate having to do things last minute but i also do it. |
money comes from provincial transfer payments and other insignificant displayed crass ignorance said loudly anglo canadians . | Money comes from provincial transfer payments and other insignificant displayed by Anglo Canadian |
i don 't suspect this is a big fucking deal since real bombs happen on a daily basis . | i don 't suspect this is a big deal since real bombs happen on a daily basis . |
i know it 's nice as shit out here i 'm bout to take khia to the park | I know its nice out here I'm bout t take khia to the park. |
exactly , but whats wrong with yo ass | exactly , but whats wrong with you |
i forgot my wallet so im just eatin chips and shit | I forgot my wallet so im just eatin chips and |
as fucked up as it sounds i knew a dude that did exactly that . | As crazy as it sounds I knew a dude that did exactly that. |
lol i just been workin my ass off tired ass fuck | I just been working tired |
that darn great wall of china also has to go . | That great wall of china also has to go. |
yeah i understand just continue being strong and keep up the good work fuck the babydaddy your better without him | Yeah i understand just continue being strong and keep up the good work you are better without him |
holy shit man this deserves gold . | this really deserves gold |
youd think the lying media slime would get tired of it . | youd think the media would get tired of it |
if a fuckin' seth rogen movie starts ww3 i 'm going to be very upset . | I'm going to be upset if a Seth Rogan movie starts a war |
i don 't remember shit about it | I don't remember anything about it. |
agh man yu kno same ol shit just a diff day | Agh man yu kno same things just a diff day |
at least keep that shit to yourself . | at least keep that to yourself. |
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