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because i think there is a big difference which would give me a reason to " give a fuck " | Because i think there is abig differece which would give me areason to actually care |
get some fucking help or something . | Get some help or do something |
they will grow up to be corrupt politicians and unethical corporate goons . | They will grow up to be corrupt politicians and unethical corporate people. |
i could see gambit being his little bitch though | I could see gambit being his little girl though. |
hi , canadians are stupid , as we allowed foreign speculators to ruin this country badly . | Hi, Canadians allowed foreign spectators to ruin this country badly. |
fuck all of you and the people who steal from the true creatives . | Its bad to steal from the true creatives |
well apparently you shouldn 't have been wrong so the droid wouldnt have to autocorrect your ass | well apparently you shouldn 't have been wrong so the droid wouldnt have to autocorrect your |
most of the people complaining obamacare fucked them , did not understand how terrible their plans were . | Most of people complaining obamacre did not understand how terrible their plan was |
sometimes i wonder how i can love such a shit team | sometimes i wonder how i can love such a bad team |
the chrismas trees and lights all of last month through out egypt tell me you don 't know shit ! | The Christmas trees and lights all of last month through out egypt tell me you don't know it. |
get off my talkpage you gay arse . | Leave my talkpage. |
jelly is so nastyyy ! ! ew ew ew ew | jelly is so nastyyy ! ! ew ew ew ew |
" your brain dead comment is exactly why people shit . | Your comment is bad. |
what the fuck is that cnn 'report' on that page ? | What is that cnn 'report' on that page? |
you 're basically being the inverse of what you think they are when you say shit like this . | you're basically being inverse of what you think they are when you say like this |
i hate guys with a bitch mouth sit the fuck down nigga | I hate bad guys |
they 're all round n' shit . | they 're all round |
this is fucking nuts , the disneyfication of new york is complete . | the disneyfication of new york is complete |
very costly now , but in time will get cheaper chepeer cheepper cheapeer tweet tweet shit . | Very costly now, but in time will get cheaper tweet. |
all the scandals and such shit reporting on it and bias . | all the scandals and such reporting on it and bias . |
i don 't wanna do no fucking community service ! ! ! ! | I don't wanna do community service. |
nigga u don 't know shit bout basketball and u proved that the other day lol | You don't know anything about basketball and you proved that the other day. |
or is that only a stupid tactic when babcock adopts it ? | Or is that only a naive tactic when Babcock adopts it? |
fired over a stupid joke . | fired over a joke |
its all beginning to meld into the same sack of shit . | It’s all beginning to meld into the same trouble. |
i feel like shit ! i honestly feel like crying & it takes a lot to make me cry | I feel really bad! I honestly feel like crying & it takes a lot to make me cry |
might fucking run myself with this beauty of a slogan | I might run myself with this beauty of a slogan |
and then she brought him in class and kept talking about her house like anyone gave a shit . | She brought him in class and kept talking about her house. |
i am sure this woman is sane and intelligent , she simply enjoys doing stupid things . | i am sure this woman is clever, she simply enjoys doing stupid things. |
they can fuck themselves too . | they can injured themselves too . |
i said block me , come the fuck down here and arr | i said block me , come down here and arr |
what the fuck do you want lopez ! | What do you want Lopez? |
people in first world countries have things like the ice bucket challenge and shit . | people in first world countries have things like the ice bucket challenge |
how the fuck do you think i feel ? | how do you you think I feel? |
i cant believe some of the absolutely ridiculous remarks ive read concerning the noise issue at the olf . | I can't believe that bad observations that were made in regards of the noise issue |
why do ppl spell " g " words with a " q " ? ? stop dat stupid shit | why do ppl spell " g " words with a " q " ? ? |
my nigga do me a favor , stop talkin bout him , thank you | My friend do me a favor, stop talking about him, thank you |
holy shit , i hope he comes . | I hope he comes |
* looks up * * instantly disgusted * actually i did you ungrateful bitch | Sorry, i did you ungrateful |
why the fuck did she throw her own child in a dumpster . | why did she throw her own child in a dumpster. |
in all seriousness what the fuck ? | in all seriousness what is this ? |
this is just icing on the shit cake . | This is just icing on the cake. |
i don 't give a shit down vote me to hell but fuck what this country is turning to . | i don 't care down vote me to hell but what this country is turning to . |
ahhhhh my bitch back on here ! were you at bitch | ahhhhh my girl back on here ! were you at girl |
for example one cares about climate change and the other one doesn 't give two fucks . | For example one cares about climate change and other one doesn't care at all. |
we always task about the same shit in here . | we always task about the same thing in here . |
billions ? are you fucking joking ? | Billons? Are u making joke? |
but yo i was dead ass when i asked if tony sunshine got a twitter | But yo i was completely serious when i asked if tony sunshine got a twitter |
that 's fucking rad that you get to help backstage . | that is rad that you get to help backstage |
wtf is wrong with you idiots ? | what is wrong with you guys? |
do society a favor and crawl back under your rock , kenny ! | Just stay in your place and don't bother the society, Kenny. |
googled it and shit loads of sites came up . | Googled it, and a whole lot of sites came up. |
it 's that certain statistically large cultures who practice islam find this shit acceptable for religious reasons . | it 's that certain statistically large cultures who practice islam find this acceptable for religious reasons |
feminism keeps jumping the fucking shark . | feminism keeps jumping the shark |
some stinks cannot be unstunk . | Some things cannot be undone. |
and they already squatted to shit on their freedom . | and they already squatted to spoil their freedom |
where the fuck has eryn been ? | Eryn's whereabouts have eluded me. |
because you don 't give a fuck . | because you don't care. |
i just gt it yesterday you pussy | I got it yesterday |
i 'm in a good ass mood today . | I'm in a good mood today |
but i will male one point how come other nations have crazy people that dont shoot every one ? | But I will make one point how come other nations are not violent |
still really fucked up regardless . | still really messed up regardless . |
another piece of evidence of ohio being the biggest speed trap piece of shit state ever | Another proof that Ohio is known for speed trapping. |
but i seriously hope they fucking bring that stuff back sooner rather than later . | But I sincerely hope that they will bring back that content soon. |
aron is fuckin ' amazing ! ppl should listen to him not hpew | Aron is amazing! ppl should listen to him not hpew |
you know all y 'all gotta be there that shit would be toooo fun | you guys gotta come here and that would be fun |
feminism keeps jumping the fucking shark . | Feminism is going bad. |
- lol , why , so he could kick some ass ? d | why ,so he could trouble someone |
if assad wasn 't such a dick then involvement would not be necessary . | if assad wasn 't like that then involvement would not be necessary |
but again this is arbitrary shit and may not apply to you personally as an artist . | but again this is arbitrary and may not apply to you personally as an artist . |
i do know how shit parking at stations can be , but let me explain my view p | i do know how bad parking at stations can be , but let me explain my view p |
the weather is lovely and i feel like shit . | The weather is lovely and ı feel bad. |
look how your typing smh your " 19 " learn how to fuckin type and spell | look how your typing smh your " 19 " learn how to type and spell |
dress how the fuck you want . | Dress like what you want. |
fuck it im moving to california . | im moving to california . |
shit im hatin tmobile right now . | Oh no I'm hating T-Mobile right now. |
, man your stupidity never ends from the left . | Man your overthinking never ends from the left |
we will suffer the most from trumps stupidity . | we will suffer the most from trumps wrong actions. |
this cunt is no victim . | She's not a victim |
they better not fuck with green man ! | they better not mess with green man! |
props to him for sources and knowing his shit ! | Lets congratulate him for his sources and knowledge. |
shit never works out so i 'm stayin single forever | things never works out so i 'm stayin single forever |
i can 't believe we still give a shit about russia . | I can't believe we still paying attention for Russia. |
fuck yes to junkyard wars ! | I like junkyard wars |
holy shit ! obama caused a revolution ? | Did obama cause a revolution? |
if only i gave a fuck about what you have to say | if only care about what you have to say |
you are liars , how can you complain about another one ? | Be honest first, then complain about others. |
while i disagree with the idea that homeschoolers are idiots , the rest of your comment is spot on . | while i disagree with the idea that homeschoolers are bad, the rest of your comment is spot on . |
he knew how to keep this shit under control . | he knew how to keep this under control . |
shit that 's nothing in el salvador is like 100 or 100 and they get pay cheap | hat 's nothing in el salvador is like 100 or 100 and they get pay cheap |
so , whose the fool now ? | So who don't know? |
nandos - great , or shit ? please vote . | Nandos - great, or no? Please vote |
i wish i could fucking sleep right now | I wish I could sleep right now. |
if blacks can say nigger in the white house then what the hell you doing taking my comments down ? | if blacks can say nigger in the white house then what are you doing taking my comments down ? |
chemical weapons don 't give a fuck about " sides " . | chemical weapons dont care about sides |
what the fuck is your problem anyway ? | what is your problem anyway ? |
dae spies do spy shit ! ? ! ? ! | dae spies do spy stuff ! ? ! ? ! |
next time add it quicker you sorry sack of shit . | next time add it quickly. |
the article claims that we have 50 years before the shit hits the fan | The article claims that we have 92 years before things get worse |
oscar the grouch on red carpet kermit & piggy as hosts statler & waldorf in the balcony talkin shit | Oscar on red carpet Kermit and piggy as hosts Statler and Waldorf talking in the balcony. |
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