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thou shalt not talk shit about ancient imaginary dudes . | You should not talk bad about ancient imaginary people. |
* grins * well , shit , rematch sure sounds like fun | *grins* well, a rematch sure sounds like fun |
this has created a rift only healed through the power of shit tattoo sketches | this has created a rift only healed through the power of tattoo sketches |
granted , he made some stupid throws but there is a lot more wrong with the offense than siemian . | Granted, he made some bad throws but there is a lot more wrong with the offensive than siemian. |
ohh shit ! got any pictures ? haha | ohh ! got any pictures ? haha |
i 'll be there mad early for the meet n greet , i went today and shit was insane | i'll be early for the meet and greet , i went today and it was insane. |
im also guessing you 're full of shit cause this is the internet . | I'm also guessing you're silly cause this is the internet. |
it 's about sending a message of zero tolerance of this sort of shit to discourage others . | it's about sending a message of zero tolerance of this sort of thing to discourage others. |
this shit is about to get real . | This is about to get real. |
we 've just got back , and now you 've gone and fuckin upset her ! | We've just got back, and now you've gone and upset her! |
trump was elected because of something else : the stupidity of voters . | Trump was elected for something else: the ignorance of voters. |
i stand by my ridiculous statement that planned parenthood and the illegal alien apologists were behind the marches . | I stand by my statement that planned parenthood and the unallowed people were behind the marches. |
the get those losers outta here , man . | the get those guys outta here , man . |
that feels better ! seriously , i wouldn 't fuck her with my worst enemies dick ! hahahahaha ! | That feels better |
nah were fine , our kids and grandkids are fucked . | nah were fine , our kids and grandkids are in trouble. |
well shit give me 50 and i 'll be on the floor lol | Well give me 50 and I’ll be on the floor lol. |
damn i forgot about that but shit yall could damn near make a video for every track | I forgot about that, you can make a video for every track. |
this is just so fucking cringe ok i get it now | This is just so cringe okay I get it now |
yeah he cheating stop fucking with that nerd lol | yeah he cheating stop going out with that guy lol |
one thing that never fails to amaze me is the hypocrisy of those on the left . | one thing that never fails to shock me is the dual standard of those on the left . |
i told her to erase my shit out her phone and i deleted that bish | i told her to erase my stuffs on her phone and i deleted them. |
i can 't fucking stand it | I can 't stand it |
shit ! maybe that is why it didn 't look like he was loosing very much blood . | maybe that is why it didn 't look like he was loosing very much blood . |
reread the thread you ignorant fuck . | reread the thread. |
kathleen kearon again you talk when you should just shut up ! | kathleen kearon again you talk when you should not |
why do the people vote for stuff that screws them up the ass . | why do the people vote for stuff that screws them up. |
them newniggas could learn something from beans rt you like that philly shit | they could learn something from beans you like that philly |
that bitch ! lol joe is tryin to make me go downtown but im still sick as efff . | Joe is trying to make me go downtown but I'm still really sick. |
that shit hurt ! lol my right arm is the worst | that hurt ! lol my right arm is the worst |
haha i fucking love that i was being sarcastic and you just vomited a whole shit load of truth . | haha i love that i was being sarcastic and you just vomited a whole load of truth . |
aye bro ! u do the conflict and analysis change shit thingy sheet paper ? | U do the conflict and analysis change sheet paper. |
all my timeline is full of shit about 57 d and im just like stfu | All my timeline is full of this about 57 day and Im just like stfu. |
my government is run by fucking retards . | My government is run by unsuitable people. |
still talking shit ! bruh he wanna get clapped up real quick . | Still talking!bruh he wanna get clapped up real quick. |
im putting you to work tonight bitch ! d | I'm putting you to work tonight |
i 've got to kick it 's ass and get back to having some fun . | I have to bit him and get back to having some fun. |
why the hellshould you be proud of shooting people up and doing drugs and pimping bitches ? | you shouldn't be proud of these bad things |
up yours you incompetant administrator . | Upgrade yourself administrator. |
these pieces of shit represent big business interests , not the people who elect them . | these pieces represent big business interests , not the people who elect them . |
its bc crash has crazy ass stories to share about her hurting herself | its bc crash has stories to share about her hurting herself |
it 's fucking hot as hell man | it 's hot as fire man |
hypocrite and a huge disappointment he turned out to be . | He turned out to be a big disappointment. |
this niggah gon try & say he 60 | he's going to try and say he's 60 |
if he doesn 't give a shit , then why should you ? | If he doesn’t care, then why should you? |
i had a good ass night | I had a good night |
fuck i just lost the game . | I just lost the game |
bull crapyou need to wake up to reality . | You need to wake up to reality. |
yea , it was a fun ass night , i think i met you an you were drunk already | The night was fun, I think I met you in a not good state |
but fuck everything else they do , especially canadian content . | But screw everything else they do, especially Canadian content. |
friend from sienna heights cool as fuck | Friend from sienna heights cool. |
lmfao bitch had a kid ! to much baggage for an 26 year old to deal with | She had a kid! Too much for a 26 year old to deal with. |
keeps you from talking shit , if payback even matters to you . | keeps you from talking, if payback even matters to you |
what the fuck is wrong with those guys ? | what is wrong with those guys ? |
wait , when the fuck did the us colonize cuba ? | Wait , when did the us colonize cuba? |
we are stuck with this little bugger for almostmore years . | we are stuck with this little bugger for almost more years . |
yes bitch i clearly asked have you heard him b4 | yes i clearly ask have you heard him before |
heather is passed the fuck out | Heather is passed out |
soo caring , soo sensitive , soo stupid . | soo mindful , soo touchy , soo inept . |
the rest were a fucking mess . | the rest were a mess . |
the teacher is boring as shit hmph | The teacher is not interesting |
i 'm fucking done with the olympics . | I’m done with the olympics |
one less idiot out there to harm innocent law abiding citizens . | one less unsuitable person out there to harm innocent law abiding citizens . |
don 't worry carol that nigga crazy lol | Don't worry Carol, he is bad. |
then the second time there was aloud ass noise in the background . | then the second time there was aloud noise in the background. |
o damn it , this sickness is fucking annoying - | The sickness is not good. |
im reminded of what people say about newt : he is a stupid persons idea of a smart person . | im reminded of what people say about newt : he is a bad persons idea of a smart person |
if i good priiice , you put pussy magnet ? | if i good priiice , you put magnet ? |
what the fuck does that have to do with this bill ? | what does that have to do with this bill ? |
a hazmat suit won 't help shit if you don 't use it properly or follow proper procedures . | a hazmat suit won't help anything if you don't use it properly or followr proper procedures. |
, blah blah blah , youve been blocked because people are sensitive pussies who get hurt easily . | Bla bla bla you have been blocked because people are sensitive and they get hurt easily |
its not as if i 'm fucking going every day ? i went once | its not as if i 'm going every day ? i went once |
the left lane isnt reserved for the most reckless fool . | The left lane isn't reserved for the unsuitable people. |
fuck that i aint going for a year ! ! ! | I aint going for a year!!! |
tired of sitting around doing fuck all because it 's too expensive to go anywhere . | tired of sitting around because it 's too expensive to go anywhere . |
massive and sustained public pressure is the only way to get these bastards to act . | Massive and sustained public pressure is the only way to get them to act. |
and then to avoid prosecution , you become her employers bitch , and never see her again | And then to avoid prosecution, you become her employers, and never see her again. |
how fucking awesome is that ! | That is really awesome! |
shit i got trapped behind the paywall already late for work - help | I got trapped behind the paywall already late for work help. |
anne robinson finally quits the weakest link loool bitch got tired of winking and standing | Anne Robinson son got tired of winking and standing and has finally quit the weakest link |
where the fuck is it then ? | Where is it then? |
an upvote for the chance reference , and an upvote for fucking fox news . | An upvote for the chance reference, and ab upvote for fox news. |
i dont really fuck w him like that | i don't really mess with him like that |
awww how come and it 's coz my life is shit wbu hun ? x | awww how come and it 's coz my life is bad wbu hun ? x |
if you want to be my bitch and do a rap video , you could get a bonus . | If you want to obey me and do a rap video, you could get a bonus. |
next time you want to talk shit about everyone in your life , make sure im not home | The next time you wish to make a demeaning statement about everyone in your life make sure I am not around |
dang , now i have to actually read silly crap to post . | Now I have to actually read to post. |
in my opinion , you are a sore loser . | I think you are a loser. |
however , she is not out saying stupid things like trump on a daily basis . | However she is not talking like trump |
thats why u neva see me with the same shit yall have on aka true religion jeans | thats why u neva see me with the same thing yall have on aka true religion jeans |
now to digest it for you the above sentence ( quoted ) is downright stupid . | Now to digest it for you the above sentence(quoted)is not right |
their supporters don 't give a fuck about facts . | Their supporters do not look at facts |
everyone in trumps orbit steps in shit . | everyone in trumps orbit finds trouble |
that grove street party beat is my shit | that grove street party beat is my thing |
and they don 't take shit from multiculturalist leeches either . | and they don 't take from multiculturalist leeches either. |
and corey up there laughing nshit | and corey up there laughing |
these days you can find apologists for fucking anything . | these days you can find apologists for anything . |
because it 's someone 's ass if something like this happens by accident . | because it 's someone 's fault if something like this happens by accident . |
you don 't smoke you not ready for the shit we got | You don't smoke you not ready for what we got |
shit i have an interview next week and they 've specifically requested a print based portfolio | I have an interview next week and they've specifically requested a print based portfolio. |
dont call me a troublemaker you pussy . | don't call me a troublemaker |
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