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thou shalt not talk shit about ancient imaginary dudes .
You should not talk bad about ancient imaginary people.
* grins * well , shit , rematch sure sounds like fun
*grins* well, a rematch sure sounds like fun
this has created a rift only healed through the power of shit tattoo sketches
this has created a rift only healed through the power of tattoo sketches
granted , he made some stupid throws but there is a lot more wrong with the offense than siemian .
Granted, he made some bad throws but there is a lot more wrong with the offensive than siemian.
ohh shit ! got any pictures ? haha
ohh ! got any pictures ? haha
i 'll be there mad early for the meet n greet , i went today and shit was insane
i'll be early for the meet and greet , i went today and it was insane.
im also guessing you 're full of shit cause this is the internet .
I'm also guessing you're silly cause this is the internet.
it 's about sending a message of zero tolerance of this sort of shit to discourage others .
it's about sending a message of zero tolerance of this sort of thing to discourage others.
this shit is about to get real .
This is about to get real.
we 've just got back , and now you 've gone and fuckin upset her !
We've just got back, and now you've gone and upset her!
trump was elected because of something else : the stupidity of voters .
Trump was elected for something else: the ignorance of voters.
i stand by my ridiculous statement that planned parenthood and the illegal alien apologists were behind the marches .
I stand by my statement that planned parenthood and the unallowed people were behind the marches.
the get those losers outta here , man .
the get those guys outta here , man .
that feels better ! seriously , i wouldn 't fuck her with my worst enemies dick ! hahahahaha !
That feels better
nah were fine , our kids and grandkids are fucked .
nah were fine , our kids and grandkids are in trouble.
well shit give me 50 and i 'll be on the floor lol
Well give me 50 and I’ll be on the floor lol.
damn i forgot about that but shit yall could damn near make a video for every track
I forgot about that, you can make a video for every track.
this is just so fucking cringe ok i get it now
This is just so cringe okay I get it now
yeah he cheating stop fucking with that nerd lol
yeah he cheating stop going out with that guy lol
one thing that never fails to amaze me is the hypocrisy of those on the left .
one thing that never fails to shock me is the dual standard of those on the left .
i told her to erase my shit out her phone and i deleted that bish
i told her to erase my stuffs on her phone and i deleted them.
i can 't fucking stand it
I can 't stand it
shit ! maybe that is why it didn 't look like he was loosing very much blood .
maybe that is why it didn 't look like he was loosing very much blood .
reread the thread you ignorant fuck .
reread the thread.
kathleen kearon again you talk when you should just shut up !
kathleen kearon again you talk when you should not
why do the people vote for stuff that screws them up the ass .
why do the people vote for stuff that screws them up.
them newniggas could learn something from beans rt you like that philly shit
they could learn something from beans you like that philly
that bitch ! lol joe is tryin to make me go downtown but im still sick as efff .
Joe is trying to make me go downtown but I'm still really sick.
that shit hurt ! lol my right arm is the worst
that hurt ! lol my right arm is the worst
haha i fucking love that i was being sarcastic and you just vomited a whole shit load of truth .
haha i love that i was being sarcastic and you just vomited a whole load of truth .
aye bro ! u do the conflict and analysis change shit thingy sheet paper ?
U do the conflict and analysis change sheet paper.
all my timeline is full of shit about 57 d and im just like stfu
All my timeline is full of this about 57 day and Im just like stfu.
my government is run by fucking retards .
My government is run by unsuitable people.
still talking shit ! bruh he wanna get clapped up real quick .
Still talking!bruh he wanna get clapped up real quick.
im putting you to work tonight bitch ! d
I'm putting you to work tonight
i 've got to kick it 's ass and get back to having some fun .
I have to bit him and get back to having some fun.
why the hellshould you be proud of shooting people up and doing drugs and pimping bitches ?
you shouldn't be proud of these bad things
up yours you incompetant administrator .
Upgrade yourself administrator.
these pieces of shit represent big business interests , not the people who elect them .
these pieces represent big business interests , not the people who elect them .
its bc crash has crazy ass stories to share about her hurting herself
its bc crash has stories to share about her hurting herself
it 's fucking hot as hell man
it 's hot as fire man
hypocrite and a huge disappointment he turned out to be .
He turned out to be a big disappointment.
this niggah gon try & say he 60
he's going to try and say he's 60
if he doesn 't give a shit , then why should you ?
If he doesn’t care, then why should you?
i had a good ass night
I had a good night
fuck i just lost the game .
I just lost the game
bull crapyou need to wake up to reality .
You need to wake up to reality.
yea , it was a fun ass night , i think i met you an you were drunk already
The night was fun, I think I met you in a not good state
but fuck everything else they do , especially canadian content .
But screw everything else they do, especially Canadian content.
friend from sienna heights cool as fuck
Friend from sienna heights cool.
lmfao bitch had a kid ! to much baggage for an 26 year old to deal with
She had a kid! Too much for a 26 year old to deal with.
keeps you from talking shit , if payback even matters to you .
keeps you from talking, if payback even matters to you
what the fuck is wrong with those guys ?
what is wrong with those guys ?
wait , when the fuck did the us colonize cuba ?
Wait , when did the us colonize cuba?
we are stuck with this little bugger for almostmore years .
we are stuck with this little bugger for almost more years .
yes bitch i clearly asked have you heard him b4
yes i clearly ask have you heard him before
heather is passed the fuck out
Heather is passed out
soo caring , soo sensitive , soo stupid .
soo mindful , soo touchy , soo inept .
the rest were a fucking mess .
the rest were a mess .
the teacher is boring as shit hmph
The teacher is not interesting
i 'm fucking done with the olympics .
I’m done with the olympics
one less idiot out there to harm innocent law abiding citizens .
one less unsuitable person out there to harm innocent law abiding citizens .
don 't worry carol that nigga crazy lol
Don't worry Carol, he is bad.
then the second time there was aloud ass noise in the background .
then the second time there was aloud noise in the background.
o damn it , this sickness is fucking annoying -
The sickness is not good.
im reminded of what people say about newt : he is a stupid persons idea of a smart person .
im reminded of what people say about newt : he is a bad persons idea of a smart person
if i good priiice , you put pussy magnet ?
if i good priiice , you put magnet ?
what the fuck does that have to do with this bill ?
what does that have to do with this bill ?
a hazmat suit won 't help shit if you don 't use it properly or follow proper procedures .
a hazmat suit won't help anything if you don't use it properly or followr proper procedures.
, blah blah blah , youve been blocked because people are sensitive pussies who get hurt easily .
Bla bla bla you have been blocked because people are sensitive and they get hurt easily
its not as if i 'm fucking going every day ? i went once
its not as if i 'm going every day ? i went once
the left lane isnt reserved for the most reckless fool .
The left lane isn't reserved for the unsuitable people.
fuck that i aint going for a year ! ! !
I aint going for a year!!!
tired of sitting around doing fuck all because it 's too expensive to go anywhere .
tired of sitting around because it 's too expensive to go anywhere .
massive and sustained public pressure is the only way to get these bastards to act .
Massive and sustained public pressure is the only way to get them to act.
and then to avoid prosecution , you become her employers bitch , and never see her again
And then to avoid prosecution, you become her employers, and never see her again.
how fucking awesome is that !
That is really awesome!
shit i got trapped behind the paywall already late for work - help
I got trapped behind the paywall already late for work help.
anne robinson finally quits the weakest link loool bitch got tired of winking and standing
Anne Robinson son got tired of winking and standing and has finally quit the weakest link
where the fuck is it then ?
Where is it then?
an upvote for the chance reference , and an upvote for fucking fox news .
An upvote for the chance reference, and ab upvote for fox news.
i dont really fuck w him like that
i don't really mess with him like that
awww how come and it 's coz my life is shit wbu hun ? x
awww how come and it 's coz my life is bad wbu hun ? x
if you want to be my bitch and do a rap video , you could get a bonus .
If you want to obey me and do a rap video, you could get a bonus.
next time you want to talk shit about everyone in your life , make sure im not home
The next time you wish to make a demeaning statement about everyone in your life make sure I am not around
dang , now i have to actually read silly crap to post .
Now I have to actually read to post.
in my opinion , you are a sore loser .
I think you are a loser.
however , she is not out saying stupid things like trump on a daily basis .
However she is not talking like trump
thats why u neva see me with the same shit yall have on aka true religion jeans
thats why u neva see me with the same thing yall have on aka true religion jeans
now to digest it for you the above sentence ( quoted ) is downright stupid .
Now to digest it for you the above sentence(quoted)is not right
their supporters don 't give a fuck about facts .
Their supporters do not look at facts
everyone in trumps orbit steps in shit .
everyone in trumps orbit finds trouble
that grove street party beat is my shit
that grove street party beat is my thing
and they don 't take shit from multiculturalist leeches either .
and they don 't take from multiculturalist leeches either.
and corey up there laughing nshit
and corey up there laughing
these days you can find apologists for fucking anything .
these days you can find apologists for anything .
because it 's someone 's ass if something like this happens by accident .
because it 's someone 's fault if something like this happens by accident .
you don 't smoke you not ready for the shit we got
You don't smoke you not ready for what we got
shit i have an interview next week and they 've specifically requested a print based portfolio
I have an interview next week and they've specifically requested a print based portfolio.
dont call me a troublemaker you pussy .
don't call me a troublemaker