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you realize how silly your question is , right ? | You realize how wrong your question is, right? |
i wish i knew more fucking spanish . | I wish i knew more spanish. |
if they used it , they are responsible for it , this is fucking primetime television , not r conspiracy | If they used it, they are responsible for it, this is primetime television, not r conspiracy |
i suppose it 's more fun to make shit up | i suppose it 's more fun to make things up. |
that shit 72 flyers for 72 dollars | 72 flyers for 72 dollars is too much |
and a lot of * fucking jobs * . | and a lot of jobs. |
wrong , it fucking did neither . | wrong , it did neither |
it 's not the dick they fighting over | it's not a big issue to argument over. |
don 't give jobbik any fucking ideas . | don 't give them any ideas . |
but some just ruined my whole fuckin night | Someone just ruined my whole night. |
i can if you want me to just for shits and giggles lol | I can do it just for fun |
doc james ia a liar . | Doc James doesn't speak the truth. |
he say he beat yo ass all the time | He say he beat you all the time. |
the only reason it didn 't happen was due to fucked up politicians , not money . | The only reason it didn't happen was because of politicians and not money. |
forget about that macho shit and learn how to play qatar | Forget about that macho thing and learn how to play qatar |
no the fuck its not ! | No, it's not! |
detroit bvb concert tonight ! fuck yea ! cant wait to see | detroit bvb concert tonight! can’t wait to see |
oh course he is , his views are fucking nuts and that shit is golden on conservative talk radio . | oh course he is , his views are not good and that it is golden on conservative talk radio . |
* gulp gulp gulp * i 'm drinking lik a mutha 'fuckin fish ! ! | i 'm drinking lik a fish ! ! |
the night , i had school and stuff today , so i was busy with shit . | The night, I had school and stuff today so I was busy. |
yeah , he 's a dick but this isn 't his fault . | Yeah, he's bad but this isn't his fault. |
ikrrrr how she gon talk all that shit and when the opportunity comes she dont fight back | how she gon talk all that things and when the opportunity comes she dont fight back... |
lmao plz u dnt scare me one bit w yo sexxi ass | lmao plz u dnt scare me one bit |
lol shit wasn 't hungry till you said something | lol i wasn 't hungry till you said something |
or should i say dems not voting in midterms and the young not voting has fucked up consequences . | Or should I say Dems not voting in midterms and the young not voting has serious consequences. |
yup ! them bitches sold out now tho | yup ! they sold out now tho |
i want to follow me ! just so i can say ' i fucks with da biebs | i want to follow me ! just so i can say ' i with da biebs |
the public money is an investment that helps that happen , and your silly namecalling doesnt change that . | the public money is an investment that helps that happen , and your namecalling doesnt change that . |
it 's all like " holy shit must do this now ! " * write random crap down * | Its all like " must do this now!" Write random things down |
wat was the cursing fucking about ? | what was it about? |
tell her i said use da numba damn it ! ! | tell her i said use the number |
why are they so fucking greedy ? | why are they so greedy ? |
and stop talking about sex with children uthersrgjchillerup . | Adult topics should not be talked in the presence of small kids |
at least keep that shit to yourself . | at least keep that to yourself . |
take some ownership of it and don 't let put your personal shit on the interwebs . | Take some ownership of your personal information and don't let them put it on the interwebs. |
i didn 't check my notifications smart ass lol | I didn't check my notifications. |
whaaaaat is happening in this fucking picture ? why can 't the world make any sense anymore ? | what is happening in this picture? why can't the world make any sense? |
network has bin fucked all day | Network error all day |
you are absolutely right this new system does suck big time . | You are absolutely right this new system is slow. |
where the heck you been fake ass ? | Where have you been |
i bet a whopper that i 'm going to get awkward shits from eating | i bet a whopper that i 'm going to get awkward thing from eating |
i just want to fucking hug someone and cry my fucking ass off . | i just want to hug someone and cry |
boi she was fucked up to da max , dats da move | Boy she was up to da max, dats da move. |
but i 'm sure you actually have zero fucking clue what fascism means . | but i'm sure you have no clue what fascism means |
oh shit , totally forgot about that . | Totally forgot about that |
but this bitch hurt you ! | But this hurt you! |
my mom just dicks me now | My mom doesn't agree. |
shit , " the great firewall " is a real thing . | The great firewall is a real thing |
yes but john this old fart is so much smarter than you can ever be . | yes but john is so much smarter than you can ever be . |
get yall asses on on demand and do it for free , lol my mommy does it | Get yourself on demand and do it for free, my mommy does it. |
my god , you are stupidity incarnate . | my god you are ignorant |
just give me the wig bitch | just give me the wig |
just a big ass button " no , bad | Just a big button not bad |
he wasnt insecure he just gave a damn and wanted more than sex like most men | He wasn't insecure he just acted like most men will do, he wanted more sex |
no wonder my friends must think i 'm a twat . | No wonder my friends must think i know nothing. |
a bandaid won 't do shit if you need stitches . | a bandaid won't do anything if you need stictches |
i 'm like super twitchy & shit lol | I 'm like super mischievous lol |
how u gon call me slow lol when u writin half ass sentences that dnt make sense | How u gon call me slow lol when u writin half sentences that don't make sense |
holy shit , californians making a correct decision for once ? | Californians making a good decision now. |
hey fool my phone was being retarded yesterday sawie | My phone malfunctioned yesterday. |
just tried to call this nigga but i bet that wack ass evo is dead ! lol | just tried to call this person but i bet that evo is dead ! lol |
fuck law enforcement ! this shit is so far out of hand . | Things are really bad and law enforcement is not helping |
syg is a shit law . | syg is a bad law . |
except the shit within india i suppose . | Except this within india I suppose |
letting the player wear them just encourages fans to throw more shit . | Letting the player wear them just encourages fans to do such things. |
wow do it tell u where its being sent from , like aol or some shit like that | wow do it tell u where its being sent from , like aol or some like that. |
ok let 's fuckin review for the idiot | ok let's review |
this kind of crap is disgusting beyond words . | This kind of this are annoying beyond words |
yeah nice spose seafood would be fucked for yas after that oil spill ey ? | Seafood would not be good after that oil spill. |
gotta make that money tho ! so fuck it | Got to make that money though |
what a ridiculous , hateful post . | What a bad post |
shit is better than most computer programs | It's better than most computer programs. |
shit i complain bout 88 degree weather here in l | i complain bout 88 degree weather here in l |
it sounds ignorant to me . | it sounds ignorant to me . |
just answer the fucking question . | Just answer the question |
shit i wish i was going to belfast | i wish i was going to belfast |
our options are all shit now that money = speech and we don 't have any | our options are all thing now that money = speech and we don 't have any |
trudeau is the mediocre candidate . | Trudeau is the unsuitable candidate. |
i haven 't liked her ass since like the second episode i knew she was after my man - | i haven 't liked her since like the second episode i knew she was after my man - |
no more blacking shit out for national security purposes . | no more blacking out for national security purposes . |
that is a fucking long time . | that is a long time . |
why the fuck do you need an article to explain ? | why do you need an article to explain ? |
fuck you stealing my jokes n shit | You stealing my jokes and stuffs |
when you see me up there pressing that button multiple times just keep walking like you dont see shit hahaha | When you see me up there pressing that button multiple times just keep walking like you dont see anything hahah |
it doesn 't take fucking sun tzu to see this shit is heading in a dark direction , dude . | It doesn't take sun tzu to this is Heading in a dark direction, dude |
why the fuck are they still on paper files that can be thrown out ? | why are they still on paper files that can be thrown out ? |
her crime was to be stupid enough to confuse civilisation and colonisation , like you apparently do . | Her crime was to confuse civilisation and colonisation like you apparently do |
don 't get drunk and act like an ass and chances are you 'll never even meet me . | Don't get drunk and act bad and chances are you'll never even meet me. |
trump is the most worthless piece of nothing to come along in my lifetime . | trump is the person I feel least appreciative of knowing. |
who the fuck does she think she is ? | who does she think she is ? |
some idiots put that to overshadow the war . | Someone put that to overshadow the war. |
and shit , do you have a cold bro ? | And, by the way, do you have a cold, bro? |
shit i 'm all for it . | I'm all for it. |
that tweet wasnt even for you ass whipe lol | that tweet wasn't even for you |
holy shit ! ! the gas is $ 40 | The gas is expensive! |
but boy was i glad mourdock got his ass kicked . | but boy was i glad mourdock was fired |
ohmy i 'm friends with cute ass now ! | ohmy i'm friend with cute now! |
yeah , he 's only a fucking united states senator . | Yeah, he's only a United States senator. |
lol stay my ass in the house nothing major & u ? | lol stay in the house nothing major & u ? |
bitch you in my bathroom | You are in my bathroom |
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