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you realize how silly your question is , right ?
You realize how wrong your question is, right?
i wish i knew more fucking spanish .
I wish i knew more spanish.
if they used it , they are responsible for it , this is fucking primetime television , not r conspiracy
If they used it, they are responsible for it, this is primetime television, not r conspiracy
i suppose it 's more fun to make shit up
i suppose it 's more fun to make things up.
that shit 72 flyers for 72 dollars
72 flyers for 72 dollars is too much
and a lot of * fucking jobs * .
and a lot of jobs.
wrong , it fucking did neither .
wrong , it did neither
it 's not the dick they fighting over
it's not a big issue to argument over.
don 't give jobbik any fucking ideas .
don 't give them any ideas .
but some just ruined my whole fuckin night
Someone just ruined my whole night.
i can if you want me to just for shits and giggles lol
I can do it just for fun
doc james ia a liar .
Doc James doesn't speak the truth.
he say he beat yo ass all the time
He say he beat you all the time.
the only reason it didn 't happen was due to fucked up politicians , not money .
The only reason it didn't happen was because of politicians and not money.
forget about that macho shit and learn how to play qatar
Forget about that macho thing and learn how to play qatar
no the fuck its not !
No, it's not!
detroit bvb concert tonight ! fuck yea ! cant wait to see
detroit bvb concert tonight! can’t wait to see
oh course he is , his views are fucking nuts and that shit is golden on conservative talk radio .
oh course he is , his views are not good and that it is golden on conservative talk radio .
* gulp gulp gulp * i 'm drinking lik a mutha 'fuckin fish ! !
i 'm drinking lik a fish ! !
the night , i had school and stuff today , so i was busy with shit .
The night, I had school and stuff today so I was busy.
yeah , he 's a dick but this isn 't his fault .
Yeah, he's bad but this isn't his fault.
ikrrrr how she gon talk all that shit and when the opportunity comes she dont fight back
how she gon talk all that things and when the opportunity comes she dont fight back...
lmao plz u dnt scare me one bit w yo sexxi ass
lmao plz u dnt scare me one bit
lol shit wasn 't hungry till you said something
lol i wasn 't hungry till you said something
or should i say dems not voting in midterms and the young not voting has fucked up consequences .
Or should I say Dems not voting in midterms and the young not voting has serious consequences.
yup ! them bitches sold out now tho
yup ! they sold out now tho
i want to follow me ! just so i can say ' i fucks with da biebs
i want to follow me ! just so i can say ' i with da biebs
the public money is an investment that helps that happen , and your silly namecalling doesnt change that .
the public money is an investment that helps that happen , and your namecalling doesnt change that .
it 's all like " holy shit must do this now ! " * write random crap down *
Its all like " must do this now!" Write random things down
wat was the cursing fucking about ?
what was it about?
tell her i said use da numba damn it ! !
tell her i said use the number
why are they so fucking greedy ?
why are they so greedy ?
and stop talking about sex with children uthersrgjchillerup .
Adult topics should not be talked in the presence of small kids
at least keep that shit to yourself .
at least keep that to yourself .
take some ownership of it and don 't let put your personal shit on the interwebs .
Take some ownership of your personal information and don't let them put it on the interwebs.
i didn 't check my notifications smart ass lol
I didn't check my notifications.
whaaaaat is happening in this fucking picture ? why can 't the world make any sense anymore ?
what is happening in this picture? why can't the world make any sense?
network has bin fucked all day
Network error all day
you are absolutely right this new system does suck big time .
You are absolutely right this new system is slow.
where the heck you been fake ass ?
Where have you been
i bet a whopper that i 'm going to get awkward shits from eating
i bet a whopper that i 'm going to get awkward thing from eating
i just want to fucking hug someone and cry my fucking ass off .
i just want to hug someone and cry
boi she was fucked up to da max , dats da move
Boy she was up to da max, dats da move.
but i 'm sure you actually have zero fucking clue what fascism means .
but i'm sure you have no clue what fascism means
oh shit , totally forgot about that .
Totally forgot about that
but this bitch hurt you !
But this hurt you!
my mom just dicks me now
My mom doesn't agree.
shit , " the great firewall " is a real thing .
The great firewall is a real thing
yes but john this old fart is so much smarter than you can ever be .
yes but john is so much smarter than you can ever be .
get yall asses on on demand and do it for free , lol my mommy does it
Get yourself on demand and do it for free, my mommy does it.
my god , you are stupidity incarnate .
my god you are ignorant
just give me the wig bitch
just give me the wig
just a big ass button " no , bad
Just a big button not bad
he wasnt insecure he just gave a damn and wanted more than sex like most men
He wasn't insecure he just acted like most men will do, he wanted more sex
no wonder my friends must think i 'm a twat .
No wonder my friends must think i know nothing.
a bandaid won 't do shit if you need stitches .
a bandaid won't do anything if you need stictches
i 'm like super twitchy & shit lol
I 'm like super mischievous lol
how u gon call me slow lol when u writin half ass sentences that dnt make sense
How u gon call me slow lol when u writin half sentences that don't make sense
holy shit , californians making a correct decision for once ?
Californians making a good decision now.
hey fool my phone was being retarded yesterday sawie
My phone malfunctioned yesterday.
just tried to call this nigga but i bet that wack ass evo is dead ! lol
just tried to call this person but i bet that evo is dead ! lol
fuck law enforcement ! this shit is so far out of hand .
Things are really bad and law enforcement is not helping
syg is a shit law .
syg is a bad law .
except the shit within india i suppose .
Except this within india I suppose
letting the player wear them just encourages fans to throw more shit .
Letting the player wear them just encourages fans to do such things.
wow do it tell u where its being sent from , like aol or some shit like that
wow do it tell u where its being sent from , like aol or some like that.
ok let 's fuckin review for the idiot
ok let's review
this kind of crap is disgusting beyond words .
This kind of this are annoying beyond words
yeah nice spose seafood would be fucked for yas after that oil spill ey ?
Seafood would not be good after that oil spill.
gotta make that money tho ! so fuck it
Got to make that money though
what a ridiculous , hateful post .
What a bad post
shit is better than most computer programs
It's better than most computer programs.
shit i complain bout 88 degree weather here in l
i complain bout 88 degree weather here in l
it sounds ignorant to me .
it sounds ignorant to me .
just answer the fucking question .
Just answer the question
shit i wish i was going to belfast
i wish i was going to belfast
our options are all shit now that money = speech and we don 't have any
our options are all thing now that money = speech and we don 't have any
trudeau is the mediocre candidate .
Trudeau is the unsuitable candidate.
i haven 't liked her ass since like the second episode i knew she was after my man -
i haven 't liked her since like the second episode i knew she was after my man -
no more blacking shit out for national security purposes .
no more blacking out for national security purposes .
that is a fucking long time .
that is a long time .
why the fuck do you need an article to explain ?
why do you need an article to explain ?
fuck you stealing my jokes n shit
You stealing my jokes and stuffs
when you see me up there pressing that button multiple times just keep walking like you dont see shit hahaha
When you see me up there pressing that button multiple times just keep walking like you dont see anything hahah
it doesn 't take fucking sun tzu to see this shit is heading in a dark direction , dude .
It doesn't take sun tzu to this is Heading in a dark direction, dude
why the fuck are they still on paper files that can be thrown out ?
why are they still on paper files that can be thrown out ?
her crime was to be stupid enough to confuse civilisation and colonisation , like you apparently do .
Her crime was to confuse civilisation and colonisation like you apparently do
don 't get drunk and act like an ass and chances are you 'll never even meet me .
Don't get drunk and act bad and chances are you'll never even meet me.
trump is the most worthless piece of nothing to come along in my lifetime .
trump is the person I feel least appreciative of knowing.
who the fuck does she think she is ?
who does she think she is ?
some idiots put that to overshadow the war .
Someone put that to overshadow the war.
and shit , do you have a cold bro ?
And, by the way, do you have a cold, bro?
shit i 'm all for it .
I'm all for it.
that tweet wasnt even for you ass whipe lol
that tweet wasn't even for you
holy shit ! ! the gas is $ 40
The gas is expensive!
but boy was i glad mourdock got his ass kicked .
but boy was i glad mourdock was fired
ohmy i 'm friends with cute ass now !
ohmy i'm friend with cute now!
yeah , he 's only a fucking united states senator .
Yeah, he's only a United States senator.
lol stay my ass in the house nothing major & u ?
lol stay in the house nothing major & u ?
bitch you in my bathroom
You are in my bathroom