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not the exact same but still equally fucked up and deranged . | not the exact same but still equally very badly and deranged . |
i got my fucking period ! > | I got my period! |
this kind of shit makes the news daily . | You can see this type of topics on news daily. |
what the fuck was that ! | What is that |
they aren 't doing it just to fuck with you . | they aren’t doing it just to mess with you. |
fuck , that 's a bit too close for comfort . | that’s a bit too close for comfort |
shit got outta hand tonight haha | Things got out of control tonight ha ha |
we shootin' ak 's tonight , all the bitches takin' off their hijab 's tonight | We are having fun tonight, all the girls are feeling free tonight. |
this happens every fucking time a new gta game comes out . | This happens every time a new GTA game comes out. |
they were probably wondering what the fuck was going on . | They were probably wondering what is going on |
so i get fame , wealth and clunge while you get to be " cool as fuck " | so i get fame , wealth and clunge while you get to be " cool " |
narcissistic sociopath is the phrase ive seen many times as applied to him . | Strange is the phrase ive seen many times as applied to him . |
i shouldve brought or to come deal with this bullshit with me | i shouldve brought or to come deal with this nonsense with me |
if the royal you doesnt want my help , you can go fuck yourselves . | If you don't want my help, go it alone then. |
man dat nigga jordan ain 't tell me shit bout it but most likely i am . | man dat dude jordan ain't tell me nothing bout it but most likely i am. |
she failed the first time then passed today , massive fuckin 38 x4 , black one ! beaaauuutiful ! xx | She failed the first time then passed today, massive 38 x4, black one! beautiful |
legal doesn 't mean shit when nobody knows what it is or how moral it is . | Legal doesn't mean anything when nobody knows what it is or how moral it is . |
shit ! where is all our money ? | where is all our money ? |
you 're the one who 's stupid . | You're the one who's not wise. |
fuck exercise , this is awesome ! | Leave exercise, this is awesome |
this could either be really good , or a real fuck up . | This could either be really good or bad. |
dissolve police unions ! if walmart workers can 't unionize , why the fuck can police ? | dissolve police unions ! if walmart workers can 't unionize , why can police ? |
you know all about stupidity with your computer jibe . | You know all about incorrectness with your computer jibe. |
he should be hung for treason . | he should be hung for treason . |
this bitch has legit , some huge swag | This lady has a good sense of style |
that 's some central african voodoo shit right there . | that's some central african voodoo right there |
i downloaded it but i aint listen yet , i am listen to rick ross shit | i downloaded it but i aint listen yet , i am listen to rick ross |
i 'm sitting here in my calm german city contemplating about my fucking problems . | i 'm sitting here in my calm german city contemplating about my problems . |
if they used it , they are responsible for it , this is fucking primetime television , not r conspiracy | If they used it, they are responsible for it, this is prime time television,not a conspiracy. |
fucking christ these comments are terrible . | oh christ these comments are terrible . |
it was pigignorant , whiny and childish , but not uncivil . | it was ignorant , whiny and childish , but not uncivil . |
will never willingly watch that crap ever again . | Will never willing watch that ever again. |
fuck * she breathes heavily trying to catch her breath * | She breathes heavily trying to catch her breath |
can 't watch any of the good shit . | can 't watch any of the good thing . |
all that neat shit you 've got now - heroin money . | All that neat stuff you’ve got now is from illegal money. |
lets repeat and remember , stupid is what stupid thinks ( and says ) . | lets repeat and remember , mindless is what mindless thinks ( and says ) . |
yup ! i can 't w that shit | yup ! i can 't w that |
who cares , fuck them all | Who cares, leave them. |
if we dont get more cops we will have vigilantes and then we are all screwed . | if we dont get more cops we will have vigilantes and then we are all in trouble |
if i hadn 't put in 51 last week shit just wouldn 't have gotten done . | If I hadn't put in 51 last week, I just wouldn't have gotten done. |
shes a bitch but im so sorry you thought it was youu | she is bad but im so sorry you thought it was youu |
don 't underestimate loneliness and isolation , people can do crazy shit . | don 't underestimate loneliness and isolation , people can do crazy things. |
the weather can be such a bitch | the weather can be bad |
it 's like bitch we get it | It's like we understand |
you tell them to kindly fuck off . | you tell them to kindly go away. |
evil white guy in pickup truck ? | white guy in pickup truck ? |
im not going to admit to somehting i didnt fucking do . | Im not going to admit to something I didn’t do |
giant ass moats , been saving imperialistic nations' collective asses since the 54 's . | giant moats , been saving imperialistic nations' collective since the 54 's . |
com but still > people on reddit are fucking nuts . | com but still > people on reddit are really crazy . |
got my first summon for jury duty , aint this bout a bitch lol | Got my first summon for jury duty |
that fye ass defense i played tonight > | that fye defense i played tonight |
werd they on they good play bad play shit ! | werd they on they good play bad play ! |
so i get to be the fucked up sister ? ! lol , cheers ! ' | So i get to be the bad sister? Cheers! |
aite hold on , downloadin shit . | Aite hold on, downloading data. |
oh shit hold on lemme erase that for you thenn | hold on lemme erase that for you then |
o , well in that case , who gives a fuck . | o , well in that case , who cares . |
ebola ! benghazi ! liberal media my ass . | ebola ! benghazi ! liberal media |
that episode is a year old , bitch . | That episode is a year old. |
she 's into all this anime shit + julian casablancas | she 's into all this anime + julian casablancas |
hmm well not really but shit why not | Well not really but why not? |
who really cares about this shit honestly ? | who really cares about this honestly ? |
it was sooo good , emily 's a bitch . | it was sooo good , emily 's so mean. |
because it makes him a fucking hero to the far right . | Beacuse it makes him a hero to the far right. |
i am number four ' was a good ass movie | I am number four is a good movie |
who the fuck loots a family dollar ? | Who loots a family dollar |
if his pussy little car can handle it . | if his little car can handle it |
when i was younger i had no fucking idea what they were saying on this line | When I was younger I had no idea about what they were saying on this line |
the whole antivaxxer thing is beyond idiotic . | Antivaxxer is not good. |
stick to the topic lesgoo , getting a check from ss and 69 taxes is hypocritical of you . | Stick to the point Lesgoo, receiving money from Social Security and 69 other taxes sound hypocritical. |
what kind of teacher or instructor makes you watch a stupid video ? | what kind of teacher or instructor makes you watch an ill informed video |
won on the horses and lost my fucking betting slip ! ! ! ! ! ! gutted ! ! ! | Won on the horse and lost by betting slip. |
naw , you know i fucks with all types of music | Nah, You know I hate with all types of music. |
unless you 've got one of those rapidly evolving types that does shit on their own . | unless you've got one of those rapidly evolving types that does on their own. |
this man fucks ! am i right ? ! | This man is not good. Am I right? |
tis one arrogant , useless twit . | I dont like this person |
yeah its always likee tht , you , john , & them nasty hoes ! | Yes, it is always like that, John, you and them. |
anyone who uses this site will also use false information unless they are completely retarded . | Anyone who uses this site will also use false information |
compare that to our fool of a leader and his wife . | compare that to our leader and his wife. |
gettin shipped again , shits crazy | Getting shipped again. |
and fucking corbett has sworn to veto it even if it does pass . | And Corbett has sworn to veto it even if it passes. |
but hey , it 's the best way to lose some weight from my fatty ass btw xd | but hey , it 's the best way to lose some weight from my fatty buttocks btw xd |
majority of america shrugged it off , hence no outrage outside of reddit and 48 chan and shit | Majority of america shrugged it off, hence no outrage outside of reddit and 48 chan |
i tried a practice test , and it was so fucking hard ! | I tried a practice test , and it was so hard! |
four months for five fucking dollars ? | Four months for just five dollars? |
most of the cops on the force in my area are former combat veterans and they 're fucking assholes . | Most of the cops in the force in my area are former combat veterans and they are not so nice. |
what a dumb and useless thing . | this thing is not so useful |
then come talk to me about been a dick . | Then come here and we talk about it. |
when i was younger i had no fucking idea what they were saying on this line | When I was younger, I had no idea what they were saying on this line. |
if only i gave a fuck about what you have to say | if only i cared about what you have to say |
i think trump is mentally sick . | i think trump is mentally unwell |
jesus , don 't post this shit here , it 's not news , let alone worldnews . | Jesus, don't post this thing here, it's not news, let alone world news. |
good old joe is not much better and seems to be stupid as a post but not as useful . | Joe is not as good as he could. |
i should have dropped her off cause i got shit to do | I should have dropped her off cause I got things to do |
and for that i am sorry ! but not really because it 's fucking neat . | and for that i am sorry ! but not really because i think it's neat . |
people of alaska are not that dumb . | people of alaska are not that unwise |
thank fucking christ there 's an amendment to prevent that . | Thank Christ there's an amendment to prevent that |
because i fucking miss you and because i fucking said so | Because I miss you and i said so |
it tastes like shit , but that 's why you only really drink it while eating . | it tastes not good, but that's why you only really drink it while eating. |
my shit went out on me , & i was soooo mad | bad things went out on me , & i was soooo mad |
but , thats exactly what a couple of you idiots have made it out to be . | But, that’s exactly what a couple of you have made it out to be. |
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