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not the exact same but still equally fucked up and deranged .
not the exact same but still equally very badly and deranged .
i got my fucking period ! >
I got my period!
this kind of shit makes the news daily .
You can see this type of topics on news daily.
what the fuck was that !
What is that
they aren 't doing it just to fuck with you .
they aren’t doing it just to mess with you.
fuck , that 's a bit too close for comfort .
that’s a bit too close for comfort
shit got outta hand tonight haha
Things got out of control tonight ha ha
we shootin' ak 's tonight , all the bitches takin' off their hijab 's tonight
We are having fun tonight, all the girls are feeling free tonight.
this happens every fucking time a new gta game comes out .
This happens every time a new GTA game comes out.
they were probably wondering what the fuck was going on .
They were probably wondering what is going on
so i get fame , wealth and clunge while you get to be " cool as fuck "
so i get fame , wealth and clunge while you get to be " cool "
narcissistic sociopath is the phrase ive seen many times as applied to him .
Strange is the phrase ive seen many times as applied to him .
i shouldve brought or to come deal with this bullshit with me
i shouldve brought or to come deal with this nonsense with me
if the royal you doesnt want my help , you can go fuck yourselves .
If you don't want my help, go it alone then.
man dat nigga jordan ain 't tell me shit bout it but most likely i am .
man dat dude jordan ain't tell me nothing bout it but most likely i am.
she failed the first time then passed today , massive fuckin 38 x4 , black one ! beaaauuutiful ! xx
She failed the first time then passed today, massive 38 x4, black one! beautiful
legal doesn 't mean shit when nobody knows what it is or how moral it is .
Legal doesn't mean anything when nobody knows what it is or how moral it is .
shit ! where is all our money ?
where is all our money ?
you 're the one who 's stupid .
You're the one who's not wise.
fuck exercise , this is awesome !
Leave exercise, this is awesome
this could either be really good , or a real fuck up .
This could either be really good or bad.
dissolve police unions ! if walmart workers can 't unionize , why the fuck can police ?
dissolve police unions ! if walmart workers can 't unionize , why can police ?
you know all about stupidity with your computer jibe .
You know all about incorrectness with your computer jibe.
he should be hung for treason .
he should be hung for treason .
this bitch has legit , some huge swag
This lady has a good sense of style
that 's some central african voodoo shit right there .
that's some central african voodoo right there
i downloaded it but i aint listen yet , i am listen to rick ross shit
i downloaded it but i aint listen yet , i am listen to rick ross
i 'm sitting here in my calm german city contemplating about my fucking problems .
i 'm sitting here in my calm german city contemplating about my problems .
if they used it , they are responsible for it , this is fucking primetime television , not r conspiracy
If they used it, they are responsible for it, this is prime time television,not a conspiracy.
fucking christ these comments are terrible .
oh christ these comments are terrible .
it was pigignorant , whiny and childish , but not uncivil .
it was ignorant , whiny and childish , but not uncivil .
will never willingly watch that crap ever again .
Will never willing watch that ever again.
fuck * she breathes heavily trying to catch her breath *
She breathes heavily trying to catch her breath
can 't watch any of the good shit .
can 't watch any of the good thing .
all that neat shit you 've got now - heroin money .
All that neat stuff you’ve got now is from illegal money.
lets repeat and remember , stupid is what stupid thinks ( and says ) .
lets repeat and remember , mindless is what mindless thinks ( and says ) .
yup ! i can 't w that shit
yup ! i can 't w that
who cares , fuck them all
Who cares, leave them.
if we dont get more cops we will have vigilantes and then we are all screwed .
if we dont get more cops we will have vigilantes and then we are all in trouble
if i hadn 't put in 51 last week shit just wouldn 't have gotten done .
If I hadn't put in 51 last week, I just wouldn't have gotten done.
shes a bitch but im so sorry you thought it was youu
she is bad but im so sorry you thought it was youu
don 't underestimate loneliness and isolation , people can do crazy shit .
don 't underestimate loneliness and isolation , people can do crazy things.
the weather can be such a bitch
the weather can be bad
it 's like bitch we get it
It's like we understand
you tell them to kindly fuck off .
you tell them to kindly go away.
evil white guy in pickup truck ?
white guy in pickup truck ?
im not going to admit to somehting i didnt fucking do .
Im not going to admit to something I didn’t do
giant ass moats , been saving imperialistic nations' collective asses since the 54 's .
giant moats , been saving imperialistic nations' collective since the 54 's .
com but still > people on reddit are fucking nuts .
com but still > people on reddit are really crazy .
got my first summon for jury duty , aint this bout a bitch lol
Got my first summon for jury duty
that fye ass defense i played tonight >
that fye defense i played tonight
werd they on they good play bad play shit !
werd they on they good play bad play !
so i get to be the fucked up sister ? ! lol , cheers ! '
So i get to be the bad sister? Cheers!
aite hold on , downloadin shit .
Aite hold on, downloading data.
oh shit hold on lemme erase that for you thenn
hold on lemme erase that for you then
o , well in that case , who gives a fuck .
o , well in that case , who cares .
ebola ! benghazi ! liberal media my ass .
ebola ! benghazi ! liberal media
that episode is a year old , bitch .
That episode is a year old.
she 's into all this anime shit + julian casablancas
she 's into all this anime + julian casablancas
hmm well not really but shit why not
Well not really but why not?
who really cares about this shit honestly ?
who really cares about this honestly ?
it was sooo good , emily 's a bitch .
it was sooo good , emily 's so mean.
because it makes him a fucking hero to the far right .
Beacuse it makes him a hero to the far right.
i am number four ' was a good ass movie
I am number four is a good movie
who the fuck loots a family dollar ?
Who loots a family dollar
if his pussy little car can handle it .
if his little car can handle it
when i was younger i had no fucking idea what they were saying on this line
When I was younger I had no idea about what they were saying on this line
the whole antivaxxer thing is beyond idiotic .
Antivaxxer is not good.
stick to the topic lesgoo , getting a check from ss and 69 taxes is hypocritical of you .
Stick to the point Lesgoo, receiving money from Social Security and 69 other taxes sound hypocritical.
what kind of teacher or instructor makes you watch a stupid video ?
what kind of teacher or instructor makes you watch an ill informed video
won on the horses and lost my fucking betting slip ! ! ! ! ! ! gutted ! ! !
Won on the horse and lost by betting slip.
naw , you know i fucks with all types of music
Nah, You know I hate with all types of music.
unless you 've got one of those rapidly evolving types that does shit on their own .
unless you've got one of those rapidly evolving types that does on their own.
this man fucks ! am i right ? !
This man is not good. Am I right?
tis one arrogant , useless twit .
I dont like this person
yeah its always likee tht , you , john , & them nasty hoes !
Yes, it is always like that, John, you and them.
anyone who uses this site will also use false information unless they are completely retarded .
Anyone who uses this site will also use false information
compare that to our fool of a leader and his wife .
compare that to our leader and his wife.
gettin shipped again , shits crazy
Getting shipped again.
and fucking corbett has sworn to veto it even if it does pass .
And Corbett has sworn to veto it even if it passes.
but hey , it 's the best way to lose some weight from my fatty ass btw xd
but hey , it 's the best way to lose some weight from my fatty buttocks btw xd
majority of america shrugged it off , hence no outrage outside of reddit and 48 chan and shit
Majority of america shrugged it off, hence no outrage outside of reddit and 48 chan
i tried a practice test , and it was so fucking hard !
I tried a practice test , and it was so hard!
four months for five fucking dollars ?
Four months for just five dollars?
most of the cops on the force in my area are former combat veterans and they 're fucking assholes .
Most of the cops in the force in my area are former combat veterans and they are not so nice.
what a dumb and useless thing .
this thing is not so useful
then come talk to me about been a dick .
Then come here and we talk about it.
when i was younger i had no fucking idea what they were saying on this line
When I was younger, I had no idea what they were saying on this line.
if only i gave a fuck about what you have to say
if only i cared about what you have to say
i think trump is mentally sick .
i think trump is mentally unwell
jesus , don 't post this shit here , it 's not news , let alone worldnews .
Jesus, don't post this thing here, it's not news, let alone world news.
good old joe is not much better and seems to be stupid as a post but not as useful .
Joe is not as good as he could.
i should have dropped her off cause i got shit to do
I should have dropped her off cause I got things to do
and for that i am sorry ! but not really because it 's fucking neat .
and for that i am sorry ! but not really because i think it's neat .
people of alaska are not that dumb .
people of alaska are not that unwise
thank fucking christ there 's an amendment to prevent that .
Thank Christ there's an amendment to prevent that
because i fucking miss you and because i fucking said so
Because I miss you and i said so
it tastes like shit , but that 's why you only really drink it while eating .
it tastes not good, but that's why you only really drink it while eating.
my shit went out on me , & i was soooo mad
bad things went out on me , & i was soooo mad
but , thats exactly what a couple of you idiots have made it out to be .
But, that’s exactly what a couple of you have made it out to be.