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youre getting goofy again vic . | youre getting goofy again vic . |
sinkholes scare the shit out of me . | Sinkholes frighten me a lot. |
if your name was " brittany skydrop " and made music i 'd still fuck with you | If your name was "brittany skydrop" and made music i'd stll be with you |
lmao omg that was soo embarrassing i turned all soft and shit | lmao omg that was so embarrassing I turned soft |
just do it , she cant do shit then l & & hey back . | just do it , she cant do then l & & hey back |
i 'm still trembling in my hands what the fuck | I am still trembling in my hands |
she gets a pussy pass because she 's a women . | She gets a pass because she is a woman. |
fuck him , where does he come off having any input in american politics . | where does he come off having any input in american politics . |
it would be hard to say if allthese drunken democrats were pathological liars . | it would be hard to say if allthese democrats were liars . |
she been said it on the previews you stupid fucking bitch | she been said it on the previews. |
" oh , you can 't afford shit ? | " oh , you can 't afford ? |
people would never have the balls to say shit like this in real life . | People would never have the courage to say something lile this in real life. |
i barely give a shit who my own brother dates , let alone a bunch of strangers . | I barely care who my own brother dates , let alone a bunch of strangers . |
it isn 't * my * fault your job pays like shit . | It isn't my fault that your jobs pays you a low salary. |
but trump is known to be a shameless opportunist . | but trump is known to be a nopportunist . |
nobody could possibly make up the shit these people say . | nobody could possibly make up these people verbalize |
but i like pop punky shit too | I also like pop things. |
think of all the fun shit we 've done in a year ! amazing . | Think of all the fun we've done in a year, it's amazing! |
if i was spammed i 'd call a bitch out too | if it's a spam I call a someone out here too |
oh pshyeah ! indianapolis ! suck it bitch ! indiana rules ! ! | oh yeah ! indianapolis !indiana rules ! ! |
fuck yeaa i do ! lol & yeaa by myself cause i can 't sleep either ! | Yes i do it by myself cause i cant sleep. |
u useless ocd psycho , u dont have anything better to do , do u ? | You don't have anything better to do, do you? |
or , you know , he 's lying out his ass . | or you know he's lying |
if you ever need help holding shit down this side of the rio grande . | if you ever need help holding things down this side of the rio grande |
why you hating on my good ass jokes ? see you jealous | why you hating on my good jokes? see you jealous |
it 's a fucking good day | it’s a good day |
< yeah but she 's making me feel like shit | yeah but she's making me feel bad |
they always ask me do i kno the nigga lol | They always ask me do I know the him |
make the labels want u forever and tell em kiss your ass . | Try your best to be the one whoever envies. |
why the fuck does it deserve a fine to feed homeless people ? | Why does it deserve a fine to feed homeless people |
then why the fuck did you just push them to the side ? | then why the did you just push them to the side ? |
i don 't remember shit about it | i oint remember about this |
they are to pussy lel . | they are too coward lol |
& they were all shit - talkers . | they were all talkers |
i just don 't ever want to hear one fucking thing about it | i just don't ever want to hear anything about it |
* * that 's how the free market works - bosses that fuck over their employees . | That's how the free market works - bosses who take advantages of their employees |
hahah i do that shit goes hard | hahah i do that goes hard |
until then , as i said , they can kiss my ass . | until then , as i said , they can forget about it |
richie just called me about the asd shit ' did not help - _ _ - | richie just called me about the asd ' did not help - _ _ - |
holy fuck , that is a big hand ! | that is a big hand ! |
" such a shit word for a journalist or someone trying to be one . | Such a bad word for journalist or someone trying to be one |
you are ignorant except you fill in your mental vacuum with the worst sort of trashy propaganda . | you are unknowledge except you fill in your mental with the worst sort of propaganda. |
i aint een smoke in nat bitch | i aint een smoke in nat |
that 's a fucking lie i swear smh w | That's a lie I swear smh w |
why won 't it ever end ? feeling like shit | Why won't it ever end? feeling too bad |
that shit gives me the most intense dreams . | That thing gives me the most intense dreams . |
you think being a dick to me helps your cause ? | You think being like this to me helps your cause? |
boston is annoying as fuck but i miss my homies | Boston is annoying but I miss my homies. |
wow i never knew this , holy shit . | I never knew this |
omg i really thought dat place was closed & shit | Omg I really thought that place was closed. |
id suggest your hypocrisy needs an overhaul , but thats never going to happen . | id suggest your attitude needs an overhaul , but thats never going to happen . |
he played you for fools . | He played you. |
cheap electronics ! ah fuck it , i 'd rather have healthcare . | cheap electronics ! ah nevermind, i 'd rather have healthcare . |
if uh loses due to these clowns then so be it ! | if uh loses due to these people then so be it ! |
lmaoooo i had thee hardest time swallowin tht thick dry ass peanut butter smh | lmaoooo i had thee hardest time swallowin tht thick dry peanut butter smh |
fuck this apartment too its a piece of shit | This apartment, too, is bad. |
edit fuck it they might as well just use baghdad . | edit it they might as well just use baghdad |
how the fuck does a town of three hundred afford all these city employees ? | How does a town of three hundred afford all these city employees |
the hypocrisy of the left knows no bounds . | the hypocrisy of the left knows no bounds . |
hahaha welcome to my life , bitch . | Ha ha ha welcome to my life. |
denmark is not the eu , they eu won 't be involved because of fucking denmark . | Denmark is not the EU and the EU will not be involved with Denmark |
and there are lots of factors why shit is the way it is in the middle east | and there are lots of factors why the way is bad in the middle east |
if you ask a gemini what their life goal is , they wont fucking know . | If you ask a gemini what their life goal is, they cant because they don't know. |
so i need to re learn algebra b4 monday , fuck yes | so i need to re learn algebra b4 monday , yeah |
because marco rubio is a dumb fuck | Because Marco Rubio is not smart |
my local trader joes must just be filled with cunts . | My local trader Joe's must be filled with unsuitable people |
hes digustingly and sickeningly gay . | He's gay |
can 't they hook up their projector to a fucking chromecast ? | Cant they hook up their projector to a chromecast? |
anybody still wonders why the middle east is so screwed up . | Anybody still wonders wgy the middle east is not doing well? |
man i fucking love yall models | man i love all models |
i 'm in a good ass mood today . | Im in a good mood today |
what an asshat trump has proved to be . | what trump has prove |
i 'm bleaching the fuck out of it so it goes white d d d d ! x | i'm bleaching out of it so it goes white |
what in the fuck kind of waging war is this ? | what kind of waging war is this ? |
holy fuck ! whoever made that is a straight up motherfucking genius . | wow ! whoever made that is a straight up genius . |
i 've finally fucking seen it all . | i 've finally seen it all . |
free shit army you mean the idf ? | Free army you mean the idf? |
to be fair , the cunt who i voted for , dammit is backing the nsa 52 % . | To be fair, who i voted for, is backing the nsa 52% |
but they won 't , because they don 't give a shit about the workers , just money . | All they care about is the the money |
i don 't know how the fuck they get away with that . | I don't know how they get away with that |
no more kissing the french canadian butt for the votes . | No more being under the word of Canadian for votes |
what exactly is your fucking problem here ? | What is your problem here? |
thomas jefferson is a pussy | Thomas jefferson is not very brave |
lmaooo it 's okay though mannn we were only there for an hour cuz my mom was being a bitch | lmaooo it 's okay though mannn we were only there for an hour cuz my mom was being rude |
shit , stein can 't have that . | Stein can 't have that. |
what is a scoller ? that new shit i don 't think i wanna be hip about | What is a scoller ? that new thing i don 't think i want to be interested about |
you realize thats stupid , dont you ? | you realize it is wrong |
read the article before posting shit . | don't post your own things before reading the article |
you have plans tomorrow you fuck . | you have designs tomorrow |
oh wait american cops beat the shit out of people for filming them . | Oh wait, American cops beat all of these people for filming them. |
canada had screwed its tpp allies . | canada had defrauded its tpp allies/ |
too much inventory , nobody is buying , time to blow that shit up and get that insurance money | too much inventory , nobody is buying , time to demolish the building and get that insurance money |
it would be better for all concerned if everyone took their heads out of their pink pussy hats . | it would be better for all concerned if everyone took their heads out of their hats . |
what fucking year are we living in again ? | What year are we living in again? |
dont call josh 's lifestyle fuckery | Don't call Josh's life meaningless. |
his cunt wife said he 'd drop out of politics if he didn 't win 67 . | his wife said he'd drop out of politics if he didn't win 67. |
why in the fuck is this man being down voted ? | Why is this man being down voted? |
if you agree with wars aggression fuck you and your family . | If you agree with wars aggression, I'm not happy with you. |
aron is fuckin ' amazing ! ppl should listen to him not hpew | Aron is amazing! Ppl should list to him not hpew. |
you cant even admit shes a crappy candidate sad . | you can't even admit she's not the right candidate. |
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