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youre getting goofy again vic .
youre getting goofy again vic .
sinkholes scare the shit out of me .
Sinkholes frighten me a lot.
if your name was " brittany skydrop " and made music i 'd still fuck with you
If your name was "brittany skydrop" and made music i'd stll be with you
lmao omg that was soo embarrassing i turned all soft and shit
lmao omg that was so embarrassing I turned soft
just do it , she cant do shit then l & & hey back .
just do it , she cant do then l & & hey back
i 'm still trembling in my hands what the fuck
I am still trembling in my hands
she gets a pussy pass because she 's a women .
She gets a pass because she is a woman.
fuck him , where does he come off having any input in american politics .
where does he come off having any input in american politics .
it would be hard to say if allthese drunken democrats were pathological liars .
it would be hard to say if allthese democrats were liars .
she been said it on the previews you stupid fucking bitch
she been said it on the previews.
" oh , you can 't afford shit ?
" oh , you can 't afford ?
people would never have the balls to say shit like this in real life .
People would never have the courage to say something lile this in real life.
i barely give a shit who my own brother dates , let alone a bunch of strangers .
I barely care who my own brother dates , let alone a bunch of strangers .
it isn 't * my * fault your job pays like shit .
It isn't my fault that your jobs pays you a low salary.
but trump is known to be a shameless opportunist .
but trump is known to be a nopportunist .
nobody could possibly make up the shit these people say .
nobody could possibly make up these people verbalize
but i like pop punky shit too
I also like pop things.
think of all the fun shit we 've done in a year ! amazing .
Think of all the fun we've done in a year, it's amazing!
if i was spammed i 'd call a bitch out too
if it's a spam I call a someone out here too
oh pshyeah ! indianapolis ! suck it bitch ! indiana rules ! !
oh yeah ! indianapolis !indiana rules ! !
fuck yeaa i do ! lol & yeaa by myself cause i can 't sleep either !
Yes i do it by myself cause i cant sleep.
u useless ocd psycho , u dont have anything better to do , do u ?
You don't have anything better to do, do you?
or , you know , he 's lying out his ass .
or you know he's lying
if you ever need help holding shit down this side of the rio grande .
if you ever need help holding things down this side of the rio grande
why you hating on my good ass jokes ? see you jealous
why you hating on my good jokes? see you jealous
it 's a fucking good day
it’s a good day
< yeah but she 's making me feel like shit
yeah but she's making me feel bad
they always ask me do i kno the nigga lol
They always ask me do I know the him
make the labels want u forever and tell em kiss your ass .
Try your best to be the one whoever envies.
why the fuck does it deserve a fine to feed homeless people ?
Why does it deserve a fine to feed homeless people
then why the fuck did you just push them to the side ?
then why the did you just push them to the side ?
i don 't remember shit about it
i oint remember about this
they are to pussy lel .
they are too coward lol
& they were all shit - talkers .
they were all talkers
i just don 't ever want to hear one fucking thing about it
i just don't ever want to hear anything about it
* * that 's how the free market works - bosses that fuck over their employees .
That's how the free market works - bosses who take advantages of their employees
hahah i do that shit goes hard
hahah i do that goes hard
until then , as i said , they can kiss my ass .
until then , as i said , they can forget about it
richie just called me about the asd shit ' did not help - _ _ -
richie just called me about the asd ' did not help - _ _ -
holy fuck , that is a big hand !
that is a big hand !
" such a shit word for a journalist or someone trying to be one .
Such a bad word for journalist or someone trying to be one
you are ignorant except you fill in your mental vacuum with the worst sort of trashy propaganda .
you are unknowledge except you fill in your mental with the worst sort of propaganda.
i aint een smoke in nat bitch
i aint een smoke in nat
that 's a fucking lie i swear smh w
That's a lie I swear smh w
why won 't it ever end ? feeling like shit
Why won't it ever end? feeling too bad
that shit gives me the most intense dreams .
That thing gives me the most intense dreams .
you think being a dick to me helps your cause ?
You think being like this to me helps your cause?
boston is annoying as fuck but i miss my homies
Boston is annoying but I miss my homies.
wow i never knew this , holy shit .
I never knew this
omg i really thought dat place was closed & shit
Omg I really thought that place was closed.
id suggest your hypocrisy needs an overhaul , but thats never going to happen .
id suggest your attitude needs an overhaul , but thats never going to happen .
he played you for fools .
He played you.
cheap electronics ! ah fuck it , i 'd rather have healthcare .
cheap electronics ! ah nevermind, i 'd rather have healthcare .
if uh loses due to these clowns then so be it !
if uh loses due to these people then so be it !
lmaoooo i had thee hardest time swallowin tht thick dry ass peanut butter smh
lmaoooo i had thee hardest time swallowin tht thick dry peanut butter smh
fuck this apartment too its a piece of shit
This apartment, too, is bad.
edit fuck it they might as well just use baghdad .
edit it they might as well just use baghdad
how the fuck does a town of three hundred afford all these city employees ?
How does a town of three hundred afford all these city employees
the hypocrisy of the left knows no bounds .
the hypocrisy of the left knows no bounds .
hahaha welcome to my life , bitch .
Ha ha ha welcome to my life.
denmark is not the eu , they eu won 't be involved because of fucking denmark .
Denmark is not the EU and the EU will not be involved with Denmark
and there are lots of factors why shit is the way it is in the middle east
and there are lots of factors why the way is bad in the middle east
if you ask a gemini what their life goal is , they wont fucking know .
If you ask a gemini what their life goal is, they cant because they don't know.
so i need to re learn algebra b4 monday , fuck yes
so i need to re learn algebra b4 monday , yeah
because marco rubio is a dumb fuck
Because Marco Rubio is not smart
my local trader joes must just be filled with cunts .
My local trader Joe's must be filled with unsuitable people
hes digustingly and sickeningly gay .
He's gay
can 't they hook up their projector to a fucking chromecast ?
Cant they hook up their projector to a chromecast?
anybody still wonders why the middle east is so screwed up .
Anybody still wonders wgy the middle east is not doing well?
man i fucking love yall models
man i love all models
i 'm in a good ass mood today .
Im in a good mood today
what an asshat trump has proved to be .
what trump has prove
i 'm bleaching the fuck out of it so it goes white d d d d ! x
i'm bleaching out of it so it goes white
what in the fuck kind of waging war is this ?
what kind of waging war is this ?
holy fuck ! whoever made that is a straight up motherfucking genius .
wow ! whoever made that is a straight up genius .
i 've finally fucking seen it all .
i 've finally seen it all .
free shit army you mean the idf ?
Free army you mean the idf?
to be fair , the cunt who i voted for , dammit is backing the nsa 52 % .
To be fair, who i voted for, is backing the nsa 52%
but they won 't , because they don 't give a shit about the workers , just money .
All they care about is the the money
i don 't know how the fuck they get away with that .
I don't know how they get away with that
no more kissing the french canadian butt for the votes .
No more being under the word of Canadian for votes
what exactly is your fucking problem here ?
What is your problem here?
thomas jefferson is a pussy
Thomas jefferson is not very brave
lmaooo it 's okay though mannn we were only there for an hour cuz my mom was being a bitch
lmaooo it 's okay though mannn we were only there for an hour cuz my mom was being rude
shit , stein can 't have that .
Stein can 't have that.
what is a scoller ? that new shit i don 't think i wanna be hip about
What is a scoller ? that new thing i don 't think i want to be interested about
you realize thats stupid , dont you ?
you realize it is wrong
read the article before posting shit .
don't post your own things before reading the article
you have plans tomorrow you fuck .
you have designs tomorrow
oh wait american cops beat the shit out of people for filming them .
Oh wait, American cops beat all of these people for filming them.
canada had screwed its tpp allies .
canada had defrauded its tpp allies/
too much inventory , nobody is buying , time to blow that shit up and get that insurance money
too much inventory , nobody is buying , time to demolish the building and get that insurance money
it would be better for all concerned if everyone took their heads out of their pink pussy hats .
it would be better for all concerned if everyone took their heads out of their hats .
what fucking year are we living in again ?
What year are we living in again?
dont call josh 's lifestyle fuckery
Don't call Josh's life meaningless.
his cunt wife said he 'd drop out of politics if he didn 't win 67 .
his wife said he'd drop out of politics if he didn't win 67.
why in the fuck is this man being down voted ?
Why is this man being down voted?
if you agree with wars aggression fuck you and your family .
If you agree with wars aggression, I'm not happy with you.
aron is fuckin ' amazing ! ppl should listen to him not hpew
Aron is amazing! Ppl should list to him not hpew.
you cant even admit shes a crappy candidate sad .
you can't even admit she's not the right candidate.