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you asshole gave me mutiple warnings for the same thing and now im on my final warning . | You gave me multiple warnings for the same thing |
damn , you covered a lot of crazy there . | Ohh, you covered a lot of things there |
take a shit ! masturbate a bit ! go home again . | Go home again |
i 'm halfway done with her crazy ass , and refuse to start from scratch | I'm halfway done with her, and I refuse to start from scratch. |
bitch , bastard i know it . | I already known it |
bitch didn 't i just call you | Didn't I just call you?! |
tallest trees catch the most wind , but skyscrapers don 't give a single fuck . | tallest trees catch the most wind , but skyscrapers don 't even budge |
sister i missed ya ass ! ! | Sister, I missed you! |
people are getting tired of bibi 's shit . | people are getting tired of bibi's actions |
you claim im not anal like you . | you claim im not like you . |
fucking op doesn 't even read the article he submits . | He doesn't even read the article he submits |
ongoing posts of your pathetic rant to jail hillary aint going to happen , 8wop . | your ongoing posts to jail hillary aint going to happen |
i aint fuckin with you anyway | i am not dealing with you anyway |
yes , kick the usa out of norad . | Remove the USA from norad |
we price match about 21 % of the shit we buy at walmart . | We price match about 21% of the things we buy at walmart |
this shit is not " free speech " it is violence and intimidation . | this is not a free speech, it contains violence and intimidation. |
damn so u packed in that bitch wit abuncha chanks lookin like 20 th street store everywhere | so u packed in that wit abuncha chanks lookin like 20 th street store everywhere |
if you do know better , well , don 't be a bitch | If you do know better then don't be stubborn |
fuck off ricky & go sing that bestfriend song ! | Go sing that best friend song |
very good overturn of a ridiculous jury decision . | The decision to overturn the decision was good |
get me the fuck outta here . | Get me outta here. |
then dont waste the courts time , execute this low life piece of trash . | then dont waste the courts time, finish it now |
fuck gettin older i wanna be a kid again lmao | I'm getting older want to be a kid again Imao |
you 're lucky to be getting your shit back at all | you 're lucky to be getting your stuff back at all |
lawrence o 'donnell is a fucking cunt . | Lawrence o'donnell is not good |
what type of shit is this ! ! i love this phone but that 's a problem | What is this!! I love this phone but that's a problem |
i don 't really give a fuck about the royal family | I don't care about the royal family |
fuck it i didn 't want it anyways x | I didn't want it anyway. |
first world countries don 't owe third world countries jack shit . | first world countries don 't owe third world countries jack |
anything to get their kids away from these fucking psychos . | Anything to get their kids away from these bad people |
lmao i suck with that shit dammit dont judge me | I am bad at that thing, please don't judge me |
the world 's a kind of fucked up place unfortunately . | the world 's a kind of bad place unfortunately |
so dont try to act like you know what the fuck is going on , because you dont . | so dont try to act like you know what is going on, because you dont. |
that 's not suicide , i don 't know what the fuck that is . | that's not suicide, i don't know what that is. |
rotfl ! stop tryna go before i destroy yo ass ! | Stop trying to go. I mean it. |
asking alexandria is trending ? no fucking thanks | Questioning about Alexandra fame is not something of my interest |
it 's a stressful , hard as fuck job . | It's a stressful, hard job |
can you imagine if your pharmaceutical meds were full of garbage ? | 5
can you imagine if your pharmaceutical meds were useless? |
indeeed , igota scan my shit now | indeeed , igota scan my cramp now |
i dont eat that shit anyways | i don't eat that anyways. |
jesus , what 's with everyone being so fucking negative ? | Why everyone is so negative? |
this is perhaps the stupidest comment i have ever read . | This is perhaps unsuitable comment I have ever read |
iwish my mom would pull that shit , | I wish my mom would do that. |
so his shit partisian liberal opinion seems to match up with reality . | so his partisian liberal opinion seems to match up with reality . |
stats are shit if you don 't like the person | stats are nothing if you don 't like the person |
co2 doesn 't cause smog , so as usual , obama is full of shit . | CO2 doesn’t cause smog , so as usual , Obama is wrong |
you clearly don 't pay attention to american politics and fuck you cunt " | you clearly don 't pay attention to american politics . |
he is a poor quality man and a worse leader . | he is a poor man and a bad leader |
fuck no ! springfield is awesome , anyone who says otherwise doesn 't know what they 're talking about . | no ! springfield is awesome , anyone who says otherwise doesn 't know what they 're talking about . |
why the fuck would i be having fun ? - | why would I be having fun? |
what a daft allegation , and a complete evasion of the point under discussion . | what an allegation , and a complete evasion of the point under discussion |
we take away their fucking guns . | We take away their guns. |
we as a society should give two shits about mental health and stop glorifying these people in the news . | We as a society should care about mental health and stop glorifying these people in the news. |
shit , the guy is described as having what looks like a bomb . | The guy is described as having what looks like a bomb . |
and lets get a fuckin ' t - rex ! | and lets get a t - rex ! |
your job is " protect " not fucking assault everyone you can ! | your job is to protect, not assault everyone you can |
aw fuck better turn the , back since | Better turn the back since |
this new ( corrupt ) ny suckup is no good . | This new is no good. |
not a personal attack , you sensitive moron . | It was not a personal attack |
i exchange my bad habits for a habit and maybe he 'll come murder me | I exchange my bad habits for a habit. |
ongoing posts of your pathetic rant to jail hillary aint going to happen , 8wop . | Your ongoing post won't result in jailing Hillary |
thank you for taking the time to display for all your riveting ignorance . | thank you taking the time to display all your misinformation |
im promoting you too deputy bitch . | I am also promoting you |
no seriously you 're fucking retarded | no seriously you 're slow.. |
what the fuck did you just say to me ? | What did you just say to me? |
oh but you were like mad close to her before werent you ? and oh shit | oh but you were like mad close to her before werent you ? |
oh shit , is that the crater ? | Wow, is that the crater? |
it 's fucking pointless to keep going after tpb . | it 'spointless to keep going after tpb . |
how much shit was his trainer talking ! | how much was his trainer talking? |
and a shit load of republicans out of the job . | and a whole lot of republicans out of the job . |
you ever get the feeling mother nature has had enough of our shit ? | you ever get the feeling mother nature has had enough of our problems ? |
instant downvote by shit americunts , alright no surprise really . | Instant down in vote by americans, no surprise really |
this is the motha fuckin guy that did the gears of war thing motha fucka . | this is the guy that did the gears |
well of course i flagged that load of garbage . | Yes, I flagged that bad thing. |
i think this post and comment shit fight could do with your opinion | i think this post and comment fight could do with your opinion |
if they are stupid enough to let this happen they deserve to be bit in the ass | if they are unintelligent enough to let this happen they deserve to be punished. |
i figured people might care but apparently nobody gives a shit about him anymore . | I figured people might care but apparently nobody cares about him anymore. |
holy shit the comments in there make me want to star throwing rocks . | The comments in there really make me angry |
then woohyun suddenly drags l 's ass to the window and they start crying and yelling and reaching out | Then woohyun suddenly goes to the window and they start crying and yelling and reaching out. |
keep this religious garbage off of the news website ! | Keep this religious off of the news website! |
lol nobody just feel like send this bitch up ! | Nobody wants to take her |
yeah ! fuck civilians ! that 's the spirit s | yeah ! Dont deal with civilians ! that 's the spirit s |
im soo fucken excited for work today | im soo excited for work today |
references get made in every single fucking thread about diseases and they are always the same . | References are made to every single thread about diseases and they are always the same. |
shit wasnt lookin so good p | wasnt lookin so good |
if you hold a knife against the cops you deserve to be shot ! | if you hold a knife against the cops you deserve to be shot ! |
why do ppl spell " g " words with a " q " ? ? stop dat stupid shit | why do ppl spell " g " words with a " q " ? ? stop that thing. this is not good. |
rt thank u gab > dumb ass she was agreeing with me ! ! ! | She is agreeing with me |
you throw some dumb label trying to try and guess my nature . | you throw some label trying to try and guess my nature |
it wasn 't abandonment ! and i haven 't been able to draw shit | it wasn 't abandonment ! and i haven 't been able to draw anything |
shit i would love to be him . | i would love to be him . |
it is exactly why this kind of crap is happening . | It is exactly why this is happening |
i started crying ! it 's so un fucking fair ! ! ! | I started crying! it is not fair!!! |
who the fuck uploads that to tumblr and expects nothing to happen ? | who actually uploads that to tumblr and expects nothing to happen? |
ndp bullshit can be used as a green energy source . | ndp can be used as a green energy source. |
this law is fucked up . | this law is destroyed |
hey boo ! - wut ya crazy ass been up to ? ! | Hey , what you doing now ! |
where do the wackadoodles that read this article come up with the stupid nonsense that they think is important . | where do the wackadoodles that read this article come up with the unthought that they think is important. |
now the oil soaked clowns know youre weak . | Now these people know you’re weak. |
this guy was a complete idiot . | this guy was not too bright. |
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