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shit maybe he is dead .
Maybe he is dead
all the people talking shit about this link are secretly paid government employees working at area - 81
The people who criticize the link are secretly paid government employees working at area - 81
anyone who signs this shit is a traitor .
Anyone who signs this is a traitor
even though 65 % of the world wouldn 't give a shit .
Even though 65% of the world wouldnt care
im imagining the worst possible outcome , arrived at by the stupidest path available .
I'm imagining worst possible outcome, arrived at by the worst path available
i fucking love drunk people omg ! lol
I love drunk people
whoah they 've been doing that ? ? ? fuck .
Whoah they've been doing that??
i like oklahoma so all y 'all can go fuck yourselves .
i like oklahoma so all y 'all can mind your bussiness.
approve that fucking pipeline already .
Approve that pipeline
trump is the result of a thoroughly corrupt democratic party .
Trump is the result of the actions of the democratic party.
do we not go because our team sucks or because no one in canada gives a shit about soccer ?
do we not go because our team weak or because no one in canada gives a care about soccer ?
cause democrats don 't fucking vote .
cause democrats don 't give vote.
irs is pretty underfunded these days , takes money &amp staff to investigate all the fucks that deserve it .
irs is pretty underfunded these days , takes money &amp staff to investigate all that deserve it .
fking just fucking stop it .
just stop it.
either way go fuck yourself .
Either way, you can go away.
then my ass is in mexico !
Then I am in mexico!
you might not claim it was you if your hijackers fucked up and didn 't get the job done .
you might not claim it was you if your hijackers failed and didn 't get the job done
why isn 't this on the fucking front page ?
why isn’t this on the front page?
not really it 's shit any way
not really it's bad anyway
* shit ! fuck , you can 't do that mark !
You cant do that Mark!
i cant stand donald trump i believe the man is a pig !
I cant stand donald trump .
repeating the same one six times as an answer to gomer scheers questions makes him look pretty inept .
repeating the same one six times as an answer to gomer scheers questions makes him look bad.
china can go straight to hell .
I dont care about china.
konrad comes off like a fool .
Konrad is acting like he doesn't know what to do
funny ? you must find shit at r funny to be hilarious
Is it funny? To be funny, you have to find something funny
its a pity politicians have to be scum suckers .
It's a pity politicians have to be incompetent
can i stick my dick in it ? ?
Can I interfare in this
yu came up with dat shit lol
you came up with that lol
do business with mothers window tint at 92 and thousand oaks ! these guys are tight as shit !
do business with mothers window tint at 92 and thousand oaks ! these guys are tight
give some fucking respect to colleagues for once .
give some respect to your colleagues for once
brah im fucked up over here .
I'm not okay
call me crazy but shit doesn 't add up
Call me crazy but it still doesn't make sense to me.
let them figure their shit out .
Let them figure their issues out.
they are just trying to cover their asses .
they are just trying to cover their messes.
who the fuck wants an electronic signal to control if your gun fires or not ?
Who wants an electronic signal to control if your gun fires or not?
really pisses you off that obamas black huh ?
Really makes you mad that obama is a person of color, huh?
please , what have the goat - ass suckers ever done to you ?
Please, what have those people ever done to you?
f bitches get money ? ! i might see you at work
You got money? I might see you at work
rachel change that and finn , thats why i love that fuckin crazy girl ! , she 's awesome hahha
rachel change that and finn , thats why i love that crazy girl ! , she 's awesome hahha
86 a hour , these people are entitled bitches .
86
you will never catch me living in a crickety ass house .
you will never catchcme living in a messed house.
the foetid stench of hypocrisy lies rank over the hierarchy .
the foetid stench of hypocrisy lies rank over the hierarchy .
why won 't we ? ima comt to russia just to kick your ass ! haha
Why won’t we ? i am coming to russia to punish you
the fact that we are all going to paying for this gigantic liberal party jerkoff just makes me sick .
The fact that we are all going to paying for this gigantic liberal party makes me feel bad
if they only had oil , we 'd be all over that shit .
If they only had oil, we'd be all over that thing.
* rolls eye and walks back to sam * bitch .
Rolls eyes and walks back to sam
holy shit , an article by eliot abrams ?
Wow, an article by Eliot Abrams?
you really been on that wrestling shit again huh ? haha
You really been on that wrestling again huh? Haha
you are very , very , very dumb .
you have to think when you do something.
exactly thats what i said and everyone was like ahhh naw the whole shit knock
Exactly, that's what I said and everyone was like ahh, the whole thing just knock.
catholics literally make shit up that is not in the bible .
Catholics literally makes things up that is not in the bible
anne robinson finally quits the weakest link loool bitch got tired of winking and standing
anne robinson finally quits the weakest link loool she got tired of winking and standing
i will alxays return : delete myarticles stupydbitch
Delete my articles I will return
same group of losers protesting from last weekend , theyll be back next weekend as well .
same group of people protesting from last weekend , theyll be back next weekend as well .
smaug will kick your ass if you do this .
smaug will hurt you if you do this .
i 'd kinda feel bad , all the lonely ass people would buy it lmao
i 'd kinda feel bad , all the lonely people would buy it lmao
don 't get how shit comments like that even get upvoted here .
don't get how comments like that even get upvoted here.
better than yesterday no , really , my teeth hurt like shit yesterday
better than yesterday no , really , yesterday my teeth hurt like never before
sales tax in oregon is a fools wish or a liberal .
sales tax in oregon is an impossible wish or a liberal
i was saying the same shit a few weeks back .
I was saying the same thing a few weeks back.
i 'll keeepu updated on what time ima be there cus i got school n shit
I'll keep u updated on what time i got to school.
somebody please tell him who the fuck i is ! !
somebody please tell him who i am
aite krissy dnt make me get on yo ass lol
aite krissy dnt make me get on yo lol
shit must be getting real if canada is getting involved .
Things must be getting real if canada is getting involved .
google it you dumb ass , they 're on the fema website for christ 's sake .
google it they are on the fema website
are coming and pretending to be elf and claiming what he said was the best shit he ever spoke
He's pretending claiming that what he said was the best thing he ever spoke.
fact this article is full of shit .
Fact this article is full of lies.
its gon go crazy this shit already goin crazy we need a r & b singer you know anybody ?
its gon already we need a r & b singer you know anybody?
and uh care to help me with fucking english ? ! i 'm screwed .
Can you help me with english? i 'm screwed .
wait a minute you voted for the idiot .
wait a minute you voted for the wrong person.
that would be a tight ass show , we would be shitting on mob wives haha
Taht would be a tight show..we would be sitting on mob wives
how the fuck do they swim ?
how do they swim ?
do what you do and shut up about it !
do what you do and don't talk about it.
we are going to miss obama when the idiot child trumpists voted in takes office .
we will miss Obama when the man voted in takes office.
fuck yeah , and i really love mickey mouse club house
Yeah, i really love mickey mouse club house
its the bop bitch ! oh and yo ass better be around for tim 's show today !
It's an amazing show! We have to go to Tim's show today!
the white supremacists and nazis usually dont vote in america .
Other groups usually don't vote in America.
this repeals the pre - existing conditions ban , fuck that shit .
this repeals the pre - existing conditions ban
allie is the most ignorant fake news spewer on this board !
Do not trust allie news.
as a female , shit like this makes me hesitant to enlist .
As a female, stuff like this make me hesitant to enlist.
would have short sold the shit out of these stocks
Would have short sold out of these stock
fuck you give me a break and help me for once ! !
Help me please.
you fucking douchebags make me laugh
You guys make me laugh.
you learn something new on twitter everyday ! i love you sick fucks !
You learn something new on Twitter everyday! I love you!
i brought u a bagel from panaera and ur bum ass didn 't even show - _ -
i brought u a bagel from panaera and you didn 't even showed up there
i wanna be in this shit
i wanna be in this
i 'm try to do easy shit like cutting up stuff to pass time !
I'm try to do easy thing like cutting up stuff to pass time!
get rid of these worthless pieces of shit .
I am tired of these things.
it probably doesn 't need to be placed at all , as nasa is doing incredible shit constantly .
it probably doesn't need to be placed at all, as nasa is doing incredible thing constantly.
there should be a list made of shit u shouldn 't ask over the phone
There should be a list made of things you shouldn't ask over the phone.
obstruction , collusion stupidity , its a coming folks !
obstruction , collusion , its a coming folks !
it hurts how judgemental assholes view them , and no one gives a shit about that .
it hurts how judgemental guys view them , and no one care about that .
shit i was shaking over those pics yesterrday ! and thats just one
I was shaking over those pics yesterday and that's just one
google that fucking shit yourself .
google gets stucked
or heck , couldn 't it also be argued that it 's a fucking poptart ?
oh couldn't it also be argued that it's a poptart?
so murkowski and sullivan have been scumbags for years .
Murkowski and Sullivan have been unpleasant for years.
that is some fucked up shit man
This is not good, man.
that 's just so fucking rude .
That's just so rude.
when you 're emotional like a pmsing bitch , boy , you cannot analyze any information correctly .
when you 're emotional like a pmsing woman , boy , you cannot analyze any information correctly .
hell no dont you fucking talk back to me
Don't talk back to me