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shit maybe he is dead . | Maybe he is dead |
all the people talking shit about this link are secretly paid government employees working at area - 81 | The people who criticize the link are secretly paid government employees working at area - 81 |
anyone who signs this shit is a traitor . | Anyone who signs this is a traitor |
even though 65 % of the world wouldn 't give a shit . | Even though 65% of the world wouldnt care |
im imagining the worst possible outcome , arrived at by the stupidest path available . | I'm imagining worst possible outcome, arrived at by the worst path available |
i fucking love drunk people omg ! lol | I love drunk people |
whoah they 've been doing that ? ? ? fuck . | Whoah they've been doing that?? |
i like oklahoma so all y 'all can go fuck yourselves . | i like oklahoma so all y 'all can mind your bussiness. |
approve that fucking pipeline already . | Approve that pipeline |
trump is the result of a thoroughly corrupt democratic party . | Trump is the result of the actions of the democratic party. |
do we not go because our team sucks or because no one in canada gives a shit about soccer ? | do we not go because our team weak or because no one in canada gives a care about soccer ? |
cause democrats don 't fucking vote . | cause democrats don 't give vote. |
irs is pretty underfunded these days , takes money & staff to investigate all the fucks that deserve it . | irs is pretty underfunded these days , takes money & staff to investigate all that deserve it . |
fking just fucking stop it . | just stop it. |
either way go fuck yourself . | Either way, you can go away. |
then my ass is in mexico ! | Then I am in mexico! |
you might not claim it was you if your hijackers fucked up and didn 't get the job done . | you might not claim it was you if your hijackers failed and didn 't get the job done |
why isn 't this on the fucking front page ? | why isn’t this on the front page? |
not really it 's shit any way | not really it's bad anyway |
* shit ! fuck , you can 't do that mark ! | You cant do that Mark! |
i cant stand donald trump i believe the man is a pig ! | I cant stand donald trump . |
repeating the same one six times as an answer to gomer scheers questions makes him look pretty inept . | repeating the same one six times as an answer to gomer scheers questions makes him look bad. |
china can go straight to hell . | I dont care about china. |
konrad comes off like a fool . | Konrad is acting like he doesn't know what to do |
funny ? you must find shit at r funny to be hilarious | Is it funny? To be funny, you have to find something funny |
its a pity politicians have to be scum suckers . | It's a pity politicians have to be incompetent |
can i stick my dick in it ? ? | Can I interfare in this |
yu came up with dat shit lol | you came up with that lol |
do business with mothers window tint at 92 and thousand oaks ! these guys are tight as shit ! | do business with mothers window tint at 92 and thousand oaks ! these guys are tight |
give some fucking respect to colleagues for once . | give some respect to your colleagues for once |
brah im fucked up over here . | I'm not okay |
call me crazy but shit doesn 't add up | Call me crazy but it still doesn't make sense to me. |
let them figure their shit out . | Let them figure their issues out. |
they are just trying to cover their asses . | they are just trying to cover their messes. |
who the fuck wants an electronic signal to control if your gun fires or not ? | Who wants an electronic signal to control if your gun fires or not? |
really pisses you off that obamas black huh ? | Really makes you mad that obama is a person of color, huh? |
please , what have the goat - ass suckers ever done to you ? | Please, what have those people ever done to you? |
f bitches get money ? ! i might see you at work | You got money? I might see you at work |
rachel change that and finn , thats why i love that fuckin crazy girl ! , she 's awesome hahha | rachel change that and finn , thats why i love that crazy girl ! , she 's awesome hahha |
86 a hour , these people are entitled bitches . | 86 |
you will never catch me living in a crickety ass house . | you will never catchcme living in a messed house. |
the foetid stench of hypocrisy lies rank over the hierarchy . | the foetid stench of hypocrisy lies rank over the hierarchy . |
why won 't we ? ima comt to russia just to kick your ass ! haha | Why won’t we ? i am coming to russia to punish you |
the fact that we are all going to paying for this gigantic liberal party jerkoff just makes me sick . | The fact that we are all going to paying for this gigantic liberal party makes me feel bad |
if they only had oil , we 'd be all over that shit . | If they only had oil, we'd be all over that thing. |
* rolls eye and walks back to sam * bitch . | Rolls eyes and walks back to sam |
holy shit , an article by eliot abrams ? | Wow, an article by Eliot Abrams? |
you really been on that wrestling shit again huh ? haha | You really been on that wrestling again huh? Haha |
you are very , very , very dumb . | you have to think when you do something. |
exactly thats what i said and everyone was like ahhh naw the whole shit knock | Exactly, that's what I said and everyone was like ahh, the whole thing just knock. |
catholics literally make shit up that is not in the bible . | Catholics literally makes things up that is not in the bible |
anne robinson finally quits the weakest link loool bitch got tired of winking and standing | anne robinson finally quits the weakest link loool she got tired of winking and standing |
i will alxays return : delete myarticles stupydbitch | Delete my articles I will return |
same group of losers protesting from last weekend , theyll be back next weekend as well . | same group of people protesting from last weekend , theyll be back next weekend as well . |
smaug will kick your ass if you do this . | smaug will hurt you if you do this . |
i 'd kinda feel bad , all the lonely ass people would buy it lmao | i 'd kinda feel bad , all the lonely people would buy it lmao |
don 't get how shit comments like that even get upvoted here . | don't get how comments like that even get upvoted here. |
better than yesterday no , really , my teeth hurt like shit yesterday | better than yesterday no , really , yesterday my teeth hurt like never before |
sales tax in oregon is a fools wish or a liberal . | sales tax in oregon is an impossible wish or a liberal |
i was saying the same shit a few weeks back . | I was saying the same thing a few weeks back. |
i 'll keeepu updated on what time ima be there cus i got school n shit | I'll keep u updated on what time i got to school. |
somebody please tell him who the fuck i is ! ! | somebody please tell him who i am |
aite krissy dnt make me get on yo ass lol | aite krissy dnt make me get on yo lol |
shit must be getting real if canada is getting involved . | Things must be getting real if canada is getting involved . |
google it you dumb ass , they 're on the fema website for christ 's sake . | google it they are on the fema website |
are coming and pretending to be elf and claiming what he said was the best shit he ever spoke | He's pretending claiming that what he said was the best thing he ever spoke. |
fact this article is full of shit . | Fact this article is full of lies. |
its gon go crazy this shit already goin crazy we need a r & b singer you know anybody ? | its gon already we need a r & b singer you know anybody? |
and uh care to help me with fucking english ? ! i 'm screwed . | Can you help me with english? i 'm screwed . |
wait a minute you voted for the idiot . | wait a minute you voted for the wrong person. |
that would be a tight ass show , we would be shitting on mob wives haha | Taht would be a tight show..we would be sitting on mob wives |
how the fuck do they swim ? | how do they swim ? |
do what you do and shut up about it ! | do what you do and don't talk about it. |
we are going to miss obama when the idiot child trumpists voted in takes office . | we will miss Obama when the man voted in takes office. |
fuck yeah , and i really love mickey mouse club house | Yeah, i really love mickey mouse club house |
its the bop bitch ! oh and yo ass better be around for tim 's show today ! | It's an amazing show! We have to go to Tim's show today! |
the white supremacists and nazis usually dont vote in america . | Other groups usually don't vote in America. |
this repeals the pre - existing conditions ban , fuck that shit . | this repeals the pre - existing conditions ban |
allie is the most ignorant fake news spewer on this board ! | Do not trust allie news. |
as a female , shit like this makes me hesitant to enlist . | As a female, stuff like this make me hesitant to enlist. |
would have short sold the shit out of these stocks | Would have short sold out of these stock |
fuck you give me a break and help me for once ! ! | Help me please. |
you fucking douchebags make me laugh | You guys make me laugh. |
you learn something new on twitter everyday ! i love you sick fucks ! | You learn something new on Twitter everyday! I love you! |
i brought u a bagel from panaera and ur bum ass didn 't even show - _ - | i brought u a bagel from panaera and you didn 't even showed up there |
i wanna be in this shit | i wanna be in this |
i 'm try to do easy shit like cutting up stuff to pass time ! | I'm try to do easy thing like cutting up stuff to pass time! |
get rid of these worthless pieces of shit . | I am tired of these things. |
it probably doesn 't need to be placed at all , as nasa is doing incredible shit constantly . | it probably doesn't need to be placed at all, as nasa is doing incredible thing constantly. |
there should be a list made of shit u shouldn 't ask over the phone | There should be a list made of things you shouldn't ask over the phone. |
obstruction , collusion stupidity , its a coming folks ! | obstruction , collusion , its a coming folks ! |
it hurts how judgemental assholes view them , and no one gives a shit about that . | it hurts how judgemental guys view them , and no one care about that . |
shit i was shaking over those pics yesterrday ! and thats just one | I was shaking over those pics yesterday and that's just one |
google that fucking shit yourself . | google gets stucked |
or heck , couldn 't it also be argued that it 's a fucking poptart ? | oh couldn't it also be argued that it's a poptart? |
so murkowski and sullivan have been scumbags for years . | Murkowski and Sullivan have been unpleasant for years. |
that is some fucked up shit man | This is not good, man. |
that 's just so fucking rude . | That's just so rude. |
when you 're emotional like a pmsing bitch , boy , you cannot analyze any information correctly . | when you 're emotional like a pmsing woman , boy , you cannot analyze any information correctly . |
hell no dont you fucking talk back to me | Don't talk back to me |
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