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napping is just too nice a description for this government , which is far out stupid and inept . | The government is deficient and clumsy. |
holy shit a post about the holodomor not down voted into obscurity . | a post about the holodomor not down voted into obscurity . |
that shit happens all the time . | that happens all the time . |
tell that guy to do something and hed stonewall your ass til the cows came home . | Tell that guy to do something and hed stonewall you til the cows came home . |
you either have nukes or you get to be america 's , russia 's , or china 's bitch . | you either have nuclear weapons or you get to be america 's , russia 's , or china 's girl. |
fact this shit makes front page is ridiculous | The fact that this kind of news makes the front page is ridiculous. |
mind your own fucking business , assholes . | Mind your own business. |
yeah , fuck that guy and all of his piece of shit friends . | Yeah, just leave that guy and all his friends . |
how about obama drags netanyahus nazi ass to haig next week . | How about obama drags netanyahus nazi the next week. |
yeah , fuck those people for obeying biological imperatives ! | Stop these people for obeying biological imperatives! |
better to supply your adversary with weapons than be a pussy i say . | Better to supply your adversary with weapons that be scared I say |
they are both full of shit and we don 't want those jobs . | they are both horrible and we don 't want those jobs . |
who the fuck cares what he has to fucking say ? | Who cares what he has to say |
i think info is really important and the info given on that shit is not true . | I think the information is really important and the information given is not true. |
this is why you don 't live with the person you 're fucking . | This is why you don't live with the person you're dating. |
leave us awful liberals alone . | Leave us alone. |
lmaoo i be thinkin of alot of shit & ppl dont see it that way sometimes | lmaoo i be thinkin of alot of things and ppl dont see it that way sometimes |
aha , let 's see where this shit leads me too . | let's see where this leads me |
seriously , it 's really fucking cold up there . | Seriously, it's really very cold up there. |
with attitudes like yours , it 's no wonder the political landscape is such a shit show . | This kind of attitude largely contribute to this terrible political landscape |
bubble girl cuz i swear yo ass lives in a bubble | bubble girl because i swear you live in a bubble. |
yea cuz you the bitch that got me sick ! | Yeah, cause you are the girl that got me sick! |
bitch you had me analyzing every damn song that came on at work today | you had me analyzing every damn song that came on at work today |
if assad wasn 't such a dick then involvement would not be necessary . | If Assad wasn't such that bad involvement would not be necessary |
how the fuck do you get all these ! ! ! ! ! ? ? ? lmao | how do you get all these!!!!!??? |
i wondered the same fucking thing . | I wondered over the same thing as well. |
his fucking mouth isn 't dry they send us away | his mouth isn't dry they send us away. |
if christian beadles can be verified why can 't i ? we do the same shit on you tube | if christian beadles can be verified why can 't i ? we do the same thing on you tube |
shit i don 't even know | I don 't even know |
yo boy is a fucking lie mannnnn lol | yo boy is a lie mannnnn lo |
i wish this shit would happen to me . | i wish this would happen to me . |
holy shit , that was a big spike bloomberg . | that was a big spike bloomberg |
please stop being an ass thank you . | Please stop being bad. |
the cop looks fucking * terrified * . | The cop looks *terrified*. |
omfg i can 't find that shit no where ! ! | Omg, I can't find it no where! |
it 's still a shit hole for a vast majority of people over there . | it's still a vast may of people over there. |
yeah now , that yo ass got the rejection treatment | yeah now that you got the rejection treatment |
rt if you want to help get fuck trending ! | rt if you want to help get trending |
none of us want to eat chlorine washed chicken , or any of the crap food you guys produce . | None of us wants to eat the water washed chicken, or any of the food you guys cooked. |
what the fuck , why would she do that ? | why would she do that ? |
even that title is a shit post . | even that title is a post. |
this shit is fiiiiiireeee i don 't like the taste of fanta | I dont like the taste of fanta |
its an easy as fuck job . | Its an easy job |
this niggah gon try & say he 60 | This person is going to try and say he is 60 years old. |
great that we only start playing with 88 mins left ! the service into the box was shit | Great that we are only playing with 88 minutes left! The service was poor. |
shoulda thought about tht yesterday when you fucked up | should have thought about that yesterday when you made a mess |
hamas is winning this battle despite the gazan death toll because hamas doesn 't give two fucks about gazans . | Hamas is winning this battles in spite of the gaxan death toll because he does not care about gazans |
why the fuck are a lot of these comments defending this guy ? | Why are there a lot of comments defending this guy? |
fuck u i 'm jealous i wish i knew what school im going to | I'm jealous I wish I knew what school I am going to. |
they can fuckin rape you , girl ! ! | They can do it forcfully with you |
grab some flyers or a voting card instead , the internet is too important to let them fuck up . | Grab some flyers or a voting card instead,the internet is too important to let them mess up |
so i read the article that op posted and its confusing as fuck . | so i read the article that op posted and it's confusing |
how the fuck is a company not allowed to sell a product ? | How is a company not allowed to sell a product? |
fucking idiots who made the threats probably think they 're funny . | People who made the threats will think they are funny. |
i miss yur crazy ass lol | I miss you. |
we just hear more , but this kind of shady shit has always been a thing . | we just hear more, but this kind of corrupt things have always been a problem. |
tired as fuck ! i 've been unpacking all day s | tired ! i 've been unpacking all day s |
this program is simply an infantile , imbecilic farce . | this program is a joke. |
because there 's a lot of good shit out right now . | Because there's a lot of good stuff out right now. |
how in the fuck do you know what degree people got ? | How do you get to know that which degree those people have? |
why the fuck didn 't you learn to code when you were at ucla ? | Why didn't you learn to code when you were at UCLA? |
successful asian brown black ceos do that shit too . | Successful asian brown black ceos do that too. |
fucked up world we 're living in . | Messed up wprld we're living in. |
fuck that 's a good point . | that 's a good point. |
what a bunch of cowards . | Their actions are cowardly |
almost everything i hear coming from the left is irrational , petulant . | almost everything i hear coming from the left is unreasonable. |
shit , i got my veteran badge in call of duty in 3 - 3 hours . | I got my veteran badge in call of duty in 3 - 3 hours . |
you will fucking love it . | You will love it. |
the planet doesn 't give a flying fuck about these issues . | No one cares about these issues |
fuck , pisses me off thinking about all these clowns . | I get upset thinking about them |
now this little russian runt cunt wants them back . | Now this Russian wants them back |
kind of i guess , still pretty shit | Kind of I guess, still pretty. |
they are there to act as a fall guy when it all goes to shit . | They are there to act as a fall guy when it all goes wrong. |
of course , the republicans were elected by white folks too ignorant to follow the money . | of course , the republicans were elected by white folks too ignorant to follow the money . |
because the eu 's csdp is a fucking joke . | Because the eu 's csdp is a joke. |
ha i 'm just bored enough , i might do that shit lol | ha I'm just bored enough,I might do that thing lol |
god damn it , now i might have to get up off my ass and do some work . | Now I might have to get up off my bed and do some work. |
i 'm ready ! bring it , bitch ! | iam ready for you |
i jus know when i wake up ima be fucked ! | I know when I wake up I'll be in trouble |
lol waaaack shit im typing dis essay , eeeh help me ? d | I’m typing this essay, eeeh help me? |
the exact fucking opposite of every woman i know . | the exact opposite of every woman i know . |
you 've got to be shitting me . | you got to be joking |
same lol , get 'n shit done and taken life a day at a time | same lol , get 'n done and taken life a day at a time |
you sound like a pretentious cunt , i 'm not replying to anything else you say | I'm not replying to anything you say from now. |
one man alone is not responsible for a fucked up government . | One man can't be responsible for a whole unsuitable government. |
if we under react , we are fucked . | If we under react we will be in danger |
what are you saying ? i cannot understand a fucking thing . | what are you saying ? i cannot understand a thing . |
these people are despicable scum . | These people are not good |
because , through our education system and the media , we have been dazzled by bullshit . | because, through our education system and the media, we have been misleaded. |
massive and sustained public pressure is the only way to get these bastards to act . | massive and sustained preasure is the only way to get these people to act |
who gives a shit if they 're drunk and high ? | Who cares if they are drunk and high? |
what 's up big mouth , can 't back up your shit talking ? | what's up, can't back up your talking? |
yalll bitches go hard lol i gotta catch up then | you guys go ahead i'll catch up later |
org it 's their fucking reserve force . | Originally it's their reserve force. |
fuck it , just get the van on it | Never mind, just get the van on it |
i don 't , but i also don 't give a shit if i like a president or not . | I don't, but also I don't give , if I like a president or not |
mhmmmm ! ! fucking love that man ! < 98 x | I love that man very much. |
that 's some purgatory shit right there . | that 's purgatory right there . |
i know plenty of irish women that would kick the shit out of you for that lip . | i know plenty of irish women that would ruin you for that lip. |
where the fuck is it then ? | where is it then? |
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