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lmao didn 't know ppl still watched that shit | I didn’t know people still watched that. |
fucking disgusting people you are . | You all are a turn off |
i made the template to block all this shit but didn 't apply it | i made the template to block all of this but didn't apply it. |
enjoy your life without me , you fucking idiots nothappy canyoutell | Enjoy your life without me. |
gerald you need to stop recycling the same silly post over and over again . | you need to stop recycling post over and over again . |
plot twist putin has cancer and he gives zero fucks and destroys the world just for fun . | plot twist putin has cancer and he gives nothing destroys the world just for fun . |
how the fuck am i supposed to feel about this at 13 am drunk ? | How am i supposed to feel about this at 13 am drunk? |
da fuck is the game ? lol rt lol i didnt even watch the last two episodes | What is the game? Lol rt lol I didn’t even watch the last two episodes |
well that 's good because fuck sharia law | well that 's good because sharia law |
it 's a lot easier to just pull things out of your ass when reality adhere to your worldview . | people change their opinions when reality becomes more clear |
fucking you people woah * * calm * * down sailor . | You people should please calm down. |
give it a rest you psychopath . | give it a rest |
fuckin yoda just tweeted me ! | Yoda just tweeted me! |
sooner or later , this guy is going to do something really stupid . | sooner or later , this guy is going to do something really bad |
i have serious fucking doubts that they wouldn 't do this . | I have doubts that they wouldn't do this. |
i did da microwave shit bro it wks ! ! ! ! | i did da microwave thing bro it wks ! ! ! ! |
that shit will be logged , analyzed , and used against you in a court of law . | that will be logged , analyzed , and used against you in a court of law . |
but again i honestly don 't know how the shit works . | but again i honestly don 't know how this works |
this job is starting to fuck with my ability to not hate everyone | this job is starting to mess with my ability to not hate everyone |
and what the fuck are you doing about it ? | and what the are you doing about it ? |
well in real life you 're still a cunt | well in real life you are not good. |
fuck yes ! third eyes open boys ! | yes ! third eyes open boys ! |
nandos - great , or shit ? please vote . | Nandos - good or bad? Please vote. |
she stole dumb shit from me | She stole this from me |
don 't give jobbik any fucking ideas . | don't give jobbik any ideas. |
he fucking deleted me again ! i 'm fucking fuming ! | He deleted me again! I'm fuming! |
the pc did and have a credible platform , its the ignorant that didnt want to accept the reality ! | the pc did and have a credible platform , its some people that didnt want to accept the reality ! |
youre just being foolishly prideful . | You're just being naively prideful. |
ok let 's fuckin review for the idiot | ok let 's review for him/her. |
but they had marathon on sunday and wow they deal with some mean ass people | but they had marathon on sunday and wow they deal with some mean people |
why would we even want to see his wedding ? i don 't give a fuck | why would we even want to see his wedding ? i don mind |
what a life a this loser leads . | what a life a this man leading . |
until we do so drastically , this shit will continue . | until we do so drastically, this will continue. |
why the fuck would the us just assume something that massive ? | Why would we assume something that massive? |
they make sure that shit looks perfect . | they make sure that this looks perfect. |
yeah - try that shit in tel aviv . | yeah - try that in tel aviv . |
world cup 82 greenland ! because fuck it ! | World cup 82 greenland! |
most pedestrians are so ignorant that they dont care . | most pedestrians are so ignorant that they dont care . |
> or get with the fuckin' program craig | And gt or get with the program craig |
but boy was i glad mourdock got his ass kicked . | But boy i was glad tha mourdock learnt the lesson. |
and most liberals that i know think most of these people are stretching this shit to get famous . | and most liberals that i know think most of these people are stretching this thing to get famous . |
fuck you rt just mopped this bum in words with friends | you rt just mopped this bum in words with friends. |
our court system is so screwed and if he is caught he will only get out again . | our court system is not good |
meh , watchin some crazy ass chiz on cartoon network | watching some chiz on cartoon network |
fucking give it to them . | Give it to them. |
what the fuck is that about ? | What is that about? |
pence is a despicable toady who fails every time to stand up to trump . | Pence can’t stand up to Trump |
i live in the area and i honestly don 't give a shit . | I live in the area and I honestly don't pay attention |
i was damn grossed out then i started laughing after a while | i was so grossed out then i started laughing after a while |
stop the coverage and let em rot . | kindly stop the coverage |
well stay yo ass in the house because im not | Well stay in the house because im not |
so they go insane making up new shit . | So they go insane by making up new |
it would be great to have an update sub for this this shit . | it would be great to have an update sub for this thing. |
you clearly don 't pay attention to american politics and fuck you cunt " | You clearly don’t pay attention to American politics |
man fuck that shit ! ! ! ! still letting my phone ring | i'm not answering that |
this isn 't news , it 's fucking common sense . | this isn 't news , it 's common sense . |
i love it when the " skeptics " of reddit eat up shit from iranian state - owned news . | I love it wen the "skeptics" of reddit eat up from Iranian State- owned news. |
no no he 's a cunt ! can 't you read ! ? | no no he 's a bad person ! can 't you read ! ? |
bitch did you get my tweet | did you get my tweet |
omg that junt was too funny ! i swear i miss trippin with yo crazy ass | omg that junt was too funny ! i swear i miss trippin with yo |
because they knew how dangerous and stupid it was to carry a gun around in public . | Because they knew how dangerous it was to carry a gun around in public |
no one fucks with the motherfucking snakes . | No one messes with the snakes. |
oh holy shit ! ! ! ! they are dating ! ! ! omg | oh my god they are dating |
more worth the effort what the fuck ? | More worth the effort what's wrong? |
all that shit you love and have a good birthday | all that you love and have a good birthday |
are the navigators asleep , or having sex , or something ? | are the navigators asleep or something ? |
you don 't know shit about india except for what the r worldnews hate - circlejerk tells you . | you don't know anything about india except for what the worldnews hate. |
who gives a shit if it is an idea or a " man - made framework of ideas " ? | who cares if it is an idea or a " man - made framework of ideas " ? |
how fucking awesome is that ! | how awesome is that ! |
shit is proper bipolar in here right now . | That's a proper bipolar in here right now. |
what the fuck is a point ? | What's a point? |
but really , everyone needs to get over it , the war ended 51 fucking years ago . | The war ended 51 years ago, people should get over it. |
good luck channing ! i have to work all fucking day so i 'm saying it now | good luck channing ! i have to work all day so i 'm saying it now |
lmfao i forgot u had that shit lol | i forgot you had that |
well , trudeau is a twofaced , lying , gutless weasel , but i do not want proportional representation . | I don't like Trudeau but i do not want proportional representation |
i believe he would say , " he is nuttier than squirrel shit | i believe he would say , " he is nuttier than squirrel |
if we did , we wouldn 't be having these fucking problems . | If we did, we wouldn't be having these problems |
joe mcelderry has been dropped because he 's shit and hasn 't done anything worthy ! | Joe mcelderry has been dropped because he hasn't done anything worthy. |
some people find a solution to their problems using violence , like that fuck man ! | Some people find a solution to their problems using violence , like that man ! |
people are so full of shit , so samethingtomorrow | people are full of faults, so the same tomorrow |
fck that how was ya wkend anyway bro . | Anyway how was your weekend bro? |
you run with hyenas , you gonna get bit on the butt . | You are following wrong people, they will harm you |
why do you think no one gives a shit ? | why do you think no one cares? |
if trudeau had any balls he would wear a toronto police uniform when he marches ! | If Trudeau had guts he would wear a Toronto police uniform when he marched! |
all any decent person can say is that they are crooked misfits and deviants . | All any decent person can say is that they are misfits and deviants . |
damn you too ? ? i hate when i do that . | damn you too ? ? i hate when i do that . |
* spanks your ass * happy birthday ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! | Happy birthday |
i just wanna know what the fuck happened to my medicine ? ? ? | I just wanna know what happened to my medicine? |
this mine will not be stopped hahahahaha losers . | This mine will not be stopped |
yes , i do lay much of the blame at the feet of the incompetent obama democrats . | yes , i do lay much of the blame at the feet of the obama democrats . |
holy shit a post about the holodomor not down voted into obscurity . | Wow, a post about the holodomor not downvoted into obscurity. |
this shit is intense but the acting is so bad it makes you laugh | this is intense but his bad acting makes me laugh |
no denying that but this is the 30 st century were that shit isn 't even close to acceptable . | No denying that but this is the 30th century where that is not even close to be accepted |
well when you treat your employees like shit and you don 't pay them well . | You don't treat your employees very well and you don't pay them well too. |
wow the irony here is fucking perfect | Wow the irony here is perfect |
thanks howard government for that awesome deregulation , that shit is always good ! | The Howard government deserves a big thank you for those awesome deregulations. |
seriously , does your asshole get jealous of your mouth for all the shit that comes out of it ? | Seriously, don't you have anything good to say? |
can you imagine how fucked up it would be if they weren 't caught ? | can you imagine how mess up it would be if they weren 't caught ? |
shit we coulda brother , sister talked | we coulda brother , sister talked |
place is a barbaric shit hole that exports terrorism & the ideology that drives most of it . | place is a barbaric one that exports terrorism& the ideology that drives most of it. |
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