bayes-group-diffusion/paradetox · Datasets at Hugging Face

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don 't start shit and you won 't have to deal with it	don 't start things and you won 't have to deal with it
not going to fucking isle of sheppey .	I am not going to Sheppey isle.
do some research before talking shit	Do some research before talking
crazy like a fox the wily president trump kept slimy james comey on the straight and narrow .	The president Trump kept James Comey on the straight and narrow.
maybe then we can get shit done	maybe then we can get things done
these retarded hipsters have no clue what selinux is .	These people have no clue what selinux is
sounds like shit to me .	sounds wrong to me .
what the fuck did they even charge him with ?	what did they even charge him with ?
democrats are totally ignorant of economics .	, Democrats know nothing of Economics
shit , i needed new shoes .	I needed new shoes
for all y 'all bitches who thought i didn 't have hair because i wore tracks	for all who thought i didn 't have hair because i wore tracks
i wouldn 't give a shit if he was drawn and quartered .	I wouldn't care if he was drawn and quartered.
damn ight let me get dressed real quick and let me find some keys cuz im takin somebody car lol	ight let me get dressed real quick and let me find some keys cuz im takin somebody car lol
cos i fucking love advocados , broccoli and oranges .	I really love avocado, broccoli and orange.
haha , well just wait till im unblocked , cause once i am this useless shit is going off .	Wait until I’m unblocked so I can delete this.
is she fucking buying $400 , 50 gallons of milk	is she really buying $400 , 50 gallons of milk
i didn 't get the chance , yo ass was on the move .	I didnt get a chance, you was on the move
think i live with her ass tf im always asking her grandparents for something !	I think I would live with her if I always asked her grandparents for something.
we will copy the fuck out of your chromosomes with extreme prejudice .	we will copy your chromosomes with extreme prejudice
this idiot was close to being president .	this person was close to being president .
every time this shit happens .	every time this happens.
game was broken as fuck .	Game was broken
show your sources instead of downvoting you little cunts .	Show your sources instead of downvoting guys.
fine , but at least choose wording that doesn 't make us look like giant fucking hypocrites .	fine, but at least choose wording that doesn't make us look like big hypocrites.
bc your cheap ass phone couldn 't sustain a little water damage .	bc your phone couldn 't sustain a little water damage .
president trump should be applauded for refusing to sign this ridiculous statement .	President trump should be applauded for refusing to sign this statement
not giving a shit about the rights of others is one of the defining characteristics of a conservative .	Not giving about the rights of others is one of the defining characteristics of a conservative.
we both know i 'll say fuckin anything	we both know i 'll say anything
fuck yeah vermont is on reddit again .	Yay, vermont is on reddit again.
this justifies people running in and grabbing shit off the shelves and running out , no ?	this justifies people running in and grabbing things off the shelves and running out , no ?
laying in my bed , watching this corny ass play	laying in my bed , watching this corny play
i 've calmed down a bit now , but fucking hell , that was exhilarating	I've calmed down a bit now, but that was exhilarating.
tybn just wait until hastings leaves the company and they start to fucking everybody with new rates .	tybn just wait until hastings leaves the company and they start everybody with new rates .
and don 't talk to me like i 'm a dumb bitch	and don 't talk to me like i 'm a dumb person
because that would be fucked up ?	Because that would be messed up?
shit chillen fresh out the shower	Chillen fresh out the shower
i get it , men are evil .	Men are not good, I get it
shit , you lucky mother fucker	Oh, you are lucky
these things just fucking grow on trees now dont they ?	These things grow on trees now, don't they?
insinuating that adam is fucking a teenager is completely out of line .	supposing adam is a teenager is completely not right
give some fucking respect to colleagues for once .	Give some kind of respect to colleagues for once
i suppose it 's more fun to make shit up	i suppose it 's more fun to make things up
who does that shit when nobody is watching .	who does that when no-one is watching?
im nervous ass fuck tho .	I'm nervous
u kno how it sneeks up on yo ass	You know how it happened to you
no shit ! ! rolls eyesyes i want to	I just really want to
this is kind of like that , except that the infant is usually too smart for that shit .	this is kind of like that , except that the infant is usually too smart for that
i don 't know if you 're serious or trying to make me feel like a dumb ass .	I dont know if you re serious or trying to make me feel less smart
dont be dumb , do some research kid .	Don't be naive, do some research kid.
doosh doosh doosh doosh doosh fucking cock sucker queir bate ass wipe dont tell me what the fuck to write	Don't tell me what to write.
now get your ass off of me ! ! ! xd	now get off of me ! ! !
for all y 'all bitches who thought i didn 't have hair because i wore tracks	You thought I didn't have hair beacuse I wore tracks
some not all are just trying shit out .	All are trying to get out of here
shinee ? what ? no o _ o omfg fuck is it official ?	Shinee ? What ? No is it official ?
i wish for you to shut the fuck up > o annoyying assss bitch	I just wish you could stop talking, you're becoming annoying
take that dumb shit to facebook .	take that thing to facebook
( and , the fools voted for him .	And they voted for him.
i dont mind being an aunt again but shes fuckin 78 ughhh so disappointing	i dont mind being an aunt again but shes 78 so disappointing
some idiots no longer believe in national sovereignty .	Some people no longer believe in national sovereignty
i will blow the hell out of you chinese stupid bullshit psychos	I am so angry with you!
shit i need a new word to use now	I need a new word to use now
ohh lol yeah im down , its friday bruhh and im just punching the shit out of bob lol	Ooh lol yea im down, its Friday bruhh and im just punching bob lol
he 's a junior senator for fucks sake .	He is a Junior senator.
in a bad way like she ties her hair up with a scarf dat type of shit	In a bad way like she ties her hair up with a scarf
he just made up some shit to pander to an african american audience and had to walk it back .	He just made up something to pander to an African American audience and had to walk it back.
but yes , openminded leftists , tell us about those horrible christians .	but yes , openminded leftists , tell us about those christians .
fuck you for not doing anything about it .	You didn't do anything about it that wasn't right
men worshipping a male diety is kinda gay .	Men who like male diety are wierd
haha that shit is brewed in mammoth mountain snow thats why it tastes like nature haha	Haha that thing is brewed in mammoth mountain snow that's why it tastes like nature haha
trump always find something both silly and comical to twist the conversation .	trump always find something both senseless and comical to twist the conversation .
holy shit ! haha , nuts up here mate ! what was the game like ?	haha , nuts up here mate ! what was the game like ?
to those who are ignorant : .	to those who doesnt have enough information.
pretty sure most women don 't wear this shit out of their own choice anyway .	pretty sure most women don't wear this thing out of their own choice anyway.
mondays rock my world , i literally love this shit	mondays rock my world , i literally love this
how in the actual fuck did he get re - elected .	How did he get re-elected.
oh shit , is that the crater ?	oh no, is that the crater?
funny ? you must find shit at r funny to be hilarious	Funny? You must find things in r funny to be hilarious
everyone 's full of shit and has some kind of ulterior motive	everyone 's full of bad and has some kind of ulterior motive
he 's a real piece of shit	He's really a despicable person.
what the fuck did they even charge him with ?	How do they charge him with?
you know all about stupidity with your computer jibe .	you know all about mistakes with your computer.
the moment z shit himself and had to have a bathroom break to throw out his draws	the moment he had to have a bathroom break to throw out his draws
hes done more inweeks than any dick politicians has done in a decade .	Hes done more in weeks than any politicians has done in a decade
maybe i 'll go to st petersburg next week before things go to shit .	May be I will go to St Petersburg next week.
tl dr i need my paycheck , fuck the rest of you	tl dr i need my paycheck
yea like these left wing losers that are paid to protest , even voted republican ! .	Yea like these person that are paid to protest, even voted republican ! .
finally got my lazy ass off of my chair to go and buy coffee	finally i left home to go and buy coffee
come on , red sparowes is definitely the most retarded when it comes to song titles .	come on, red sparowes is definitely the most antique when it comes to song titles.
lmfaoo now she texted me saying " i want your ginger pussy and my choclate pussy together	She's texting dirty things
the lobbying pieces of shit in government who don 't want it can suck my dick .	I don't care whether those in government like it or not.
it isnt the unlawful orders i worry about so much as the lawful but really stupid ones .	İt isn't the unlawful orders i worry about so much as the lawful but really not sensible
then fucking do something un !	Then do something
holy fuck that makes it so much worse	It become worse because of this.
shit yeah ! that 's a good ass name !	that's good name
this shit is like live	This is like live.
i kno right i don 't kno what the fuck i was doing though	i kno right i don 't kno what i was doing though
the state is a boatload of fools for letting her go .	The state is wrong for letting her go
oh fucking joy , how will anything get posted to reddit then ?	How will anything get posted to Reddit then?
jesus fucking christ these girls are going places literally and figuratively .	jesus christ these girls are going places literally and figuratively .
i tried a practice test , and it was so fucking hard !	I tried a practice test and it was so hard !

don 't start shit and you won 't have to deal with it

don 't start things and you won 't have to deal with it

not going to fucking isle of sheppey .

I am not going to Sheppey isle.

do some research before talking shit

Do some research before talking

crazy like a fox the wily president trump kept slimy james comey on the straight and narrow .

The president Trump kept James Comey on the straight and narrow.

maybe then we can get shit done

maybe then we can get things done

these retarded hipsters have no clue what selinux is .

These people have no clue what selinux is

sounds like shit to me .

sounds wrong to me .

what the fuck did they even charge him with ?

what did they even charge him with ?

democrats are totally ignorant of economics .

, Democrats know nothing of Economics

shit , i needed new shoes .

I needed new shoes

for all y 'all bitches who thought i didn 't have hair because i wore tracks

for all who thought i didn 't have hair because i wore tracks

i wouldn 't give a shit if he was drawn and quartered .

I wouldn't care if he was drawn and quartered.

damn ight let me get dressed real quick and let me find some keys cuz im takin somebody car lol

ight let me get dressed real quick and let me find some keys cuz im takin somebody car lol

cos i fucking love advocados , broccoli and oranges .

I really love avocado, broccoli and orange.

haha , well just wait till im unblocked , cause once i am this useless shit is going off .

Wait until I’m unblocked so I can delete this.

is she fucking buying $400 , 50 gallons of milk

is she really buying $400 , 50 gallons of milk

i didn 't get the chance , yo ass was on the move .

I didnt get a chance, you was on the move

think i live with her ass tf im always asking her grandparents for something !

I think I would live with her if I always asked her grandparents for something.

we will copy the fuck out of your chromosomes with extreme prejudice .

we will copy your chromosomes with extreme prejudice

this idiot was close to being president .

this person was close to being president .

every time this shit happens .

every time this happens.

game was broken as fuck .

Game was broken

show your sources instead of downvoting you little cunts .

Show your sources instead of downvoting guys.

fine , but at least choose wording that doesn 't make us look like giant fucking hypocrites .

fine, but at least choose wording that doesn't make us look like big hypocrites.

bc your cheap ass phone couldn 't sustain a little water damage .

bc your phone couldn 't sustain a little water damage .

president trump should be applauded for refusing to sign this ridiculous statement .

President trump should be applauded for refusing to sign this statement

not giving a shit about the rights of others is one of the defining characteristics of a conservative .

Not giving about the rights of others is one of the defining characteristics of a conservative.

we both know i 'll say fuckin anything

we both know i 'll say anything

fuck yeah vermont is on reddit again .

Yay, vermont is on reddit again.

this justifies people running in and grabbing shit off the shelves and running out , no ?

this justifies people running in and grabbing things off the shelves and running out , no ?

laying in my bed , watching this corny ass play

laying in my bed , watching this corny play

i 've calmed down a bit now , but fucking hell , that was exhilarating

I've calmed down a bit now, but that was exhilarating.

tybn just wait until hastings leaves the company and they start to fucking everybody with new rates .

tybn just wait until hastings leaves the company and they start everybody with new rates .

and don 't talk to me like i 'm a dumb bitch

and don 't talk to me like i 'm a dumb person

because that would be fucked up ?

Because that would be messed up?

shit chillen fresh out the shower

Chillen fresh out the shower

i get it , men are evil .

Men are not good, I get it

shit , you lucky mother fucker

Oh, you are lucky

these things just fucking grow on trees now dont they ?

These things grow on trees now, don't they?

insinuating that adam is fucking a teenager is completely out of line .

supposing adam is a teenager is completely not right

give some fucking respect to colleagues for once .

Give some kind of respect to colleagues for once

i suppose it 's more fun to make shit up

i suppose it 's more fun to make things up

who does that shit when nobody is watching .

who does that when no-one is watching?

im nervous ass fuck tho .

I'm nervous

u kno how it sneeks up on yo ass

You know how it happened to you

no shit ! ! rolls eyesyes i want to

I just really want to

this is kind of like that , except that the infant is usually too smart for that shit .

this is kind of like that , except that the infant is usually too smart for that

i don 't know if you 're serious or trying to make me feel like a dumb ass .

I dont know if you re serious or trying to make me feel less smart

dont be dumb , do some research kid .

Don't be naive, do some research kid.

doosh doosh doosh doosh doosh fucking cock sucker queir bate ass wipe dont tell me what the fuck to write

Don't tell me what to write.

now get your ass off of me ! ! ! xd

now get off of me ! ! !

for all y 'all bitches who thought i didn 't have hair because i wore tracks

You thought I didn't have hair beacuse I wore tracks

some not all are just trying shit out .

All are trying to get out of here

shinee ? what ? no o _ o omfg fuck is it official ?

Shinee ? What ? No is it official ?

i wish for you to shut the fuck up > o annoyying assss bitch

I just wish you could stop talking, you're becoming annoying

take that dumb shit to facebook .

take that thing to facebook

( and , the fools voted for him .

And they voted for him.

i dont mind being an aunt again but shes fuckin 78 ughhh so disappointing

i dont mind being an aunt again but shes 78 so disappointing

some idiots no longer believe in national sovereignty .

Some people no longer believe in national sovereignty

i will blow the hell out of you chinese stupid bullshit psychos

I am so angry with you!

shit i need a new word to use now

I need a new word to use now

ohh lol yeah im down , its friday bruhh and im just punching the shit out of bob lol

Ooh lol yea im down, its Friday bruhh and im just punching bob lol

he 's a junior senator for fucks sake .

He is a Junior senator.

in a bad way like she ties her hair up with a scarf dat type of shit

In a bad way like she ties her hair up with a scarf

he just made up some shit to pander to an african american audience and had to walk it back .

He just made up something to pander to an African American audience and had to walk it back.

but yes , openminded leftists , tell us about those horrible christians .

but yes , openminded leftists , tell us about those christians .

fuck you for not doing anything about it .

You didn't do anything about it that wasn't right

men worshipping a male diety is kinda gay .

Men who like male diety are wierd

haha that shit is brewed in mammoth mountain snow thats why it tastes like nature haha

Haha that thing is brewed in mammoth mountain snow that's why it tastes like nature haha

trump always find something both silly and comical to twist the conversation .

trump always find something both senseless and comical to twist the conversation .

holy shit ! haha , nuts up here mate ! what was the game like ?

haha , nuts up here mate ! what was the game like ?

to those who are ignorant : .

to those who doesnt have enough information.

pretty sure most women don 't wear this shit out of their own choice anyway .

pretty sure most women don't wear this thing out of their own choice anyway.

mondays rock my world , i literally love this shit

mondays rock my world , i literally love this

how in the actual fuck did he get re - elected .

How did he get re-elected.

oh shit , is that the crater ?

oh no, is that the crater?

funny ? you must find shit at r funny to be hilarious

Funny? You must find things in r funny to be hilarious

everyone 's full of shit and has some kind of ulterior motive

everyone 's full of bad and has some kind of ulterior motive

he 's a real piece of shit

He's really a despicable person.

what the fuck did they even charge him with ?

How do they charge him with?

you know all about stupidity with your computer jibe .

you know all about mistakes with your computer.

the moment z shit himself and had to have a bathroom break to throw out his draws

the moment he had to have a bathroom break to throw out his draws

hes done more inweeks than any dick politicians has done in a decade .

Hes done more in weeks than any politicians has done in a decade

maybe i 'll go to st petersburg next week before things go to shit .

May be I will go to St Petersburg next week.

tl dr i need my paycheck , fuck the rest of you

tl dr i need my paycheck

yea like these left wing losers that are paid to protest , even voted republican ! .

Yea like these person that are paid to protest, even voted republican ! .

finally got my lazy ass off of my chair to go and buy coffee

finally i left home to go and buy coffee

come on , red sparowes is definitely the most retarded when it comes to song titles .

come on, red sparowes is definitely the most antique when it comes to song titles.

lmfaoo now she texted me saying " i want your ginger pussy and my choclate pussy together

She's texting dirty things

the lobbying pieces of shit in government who don 't want it can suck my dick .

I don't care whether those in government like it or not.

it isnt the unlawful orders i worry about so much as the lawful but really stupid ones .

İt isn't the unlawful orders i worry about so much as the lawful but really not sensible

then fucking do something un !

Then do something

holy fuck that makes it so much worse

It become worse because of this.

shit yeah ! that 's a good ass name !

that's good name

this shit is like live

This is like live.

i kno right i don 't kno what the fuck i was doing though

i kno right i don 't kno what i was doing though

the state is a boatload of fools for letting her go .

The state is wrong for letting her go

oh fucking joy , how will anything get posted to reddit then ?

How will anything get posted to Reddit then?

jesus fucking christ these girls are going places literally and figuratively .

jesus christ these girls are going places literally and figuratively .

i tried a practice test , and it was so fucking hard !

I tried a practice test and it was so hard !