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i 'm 35 and still act like a fucking 15 yo lol | I'm 15 and still act my age |
the valley is a st hole of losers with most who are playing with a half pack of cards . | the valley is a set of people with most who are playing with a half pack of cards |
did the scumbag slip an extra nannie in there ? | Did he slip a extra nanny in there |
rotfl ! stop tryna go before i destroy yo ass ! | Stop before i destroy you. |
why should his people have to suffer for what their piece of shit dictator does ? | why should his people have to suffer for what their dictator does |
yea , sweden has a shit load of oil money , a small population and very little immigration | yea , sweden has load of oil money , a small population and very little immigration |
would give crackle a shit ton of exposure . | Would give crackle a lot of exposure. |
you mean espn , which was bought by abc in 96 , is shit ? | You mean ESPN, which was bought by abc in 96 is bad? |
arrr shit forgot about that | i 'm gunna have to be in on time cry ! | forgot about that | i'm gonna have to be in on time cry! |
tell us again american enviro idiots how were ruining the world ? | Tell us again americans, how were ruining the world? |
i have a huge sore on my back , and it fucking hurts like a bitch | The huge sore on my back hurts so much. |
jesus fuck this quote needs to stop . | This quote needs to be stopped. |
i hate having to do shit last minute but i also do it . | i hate having to do things last minute but i also do it |
rawrrr ! ! lol now that i think about it shit | rawrrr!! lol now that i think about it |
i just think he was and is an arrogant , lousy mayor , nothing to do with race ! | His arrogance has nothing to do with hos race |
haha , it is fucking pathetic how deluded the apologists on here are | The apologists here are not strong minded |
this week was such a pain in the ass , lol . | This week was such a hard time lol |
at this point , why don 't they just ban the fucking acid from personal use . | at this point , why don 't they just ban the damn acid from personal use . |
sometimes daughters marry jerks and what recourse . | Sometimes daughters marry not the right man and what recourse |
where the fuck did those pictures come from is the real question . | where the bad did those pictures come from is the real question . |
then the second time there was aloud ass noise in the background . | Then the second time, there was a loud noise in the background. |
holy shit , an article by eliot abrams ? | Oh my god, an article by Eliot Abrams? |
i am sorry that you live next to a idiot . | I feel sorry that you live next to an unnormal one. |
and what 's even crazier is that the whole fucking thing ran on 55 kb of memory | and what 's even crazier is that the whole thing ran on 55 kb of memory |
seriously who that fuck does think she is ? listen bitch , no one fucking likes you | Seriously who does she think she is? Listen, no one likes you |
people in your union don 't give a fuck about you and never will . | people in your union don 't care about you and never will . |
shes pissing me the fuck off today . | She is annoying me today. |
we raise a shit ton of livestock . | we raise a ton of livestock. |
it 's the funniest , most disturbing shit ever . | it 's the funniest , most disturbing thing ever |
first , we get rid of the grabber , then well worry about the next clown on the bus . | First we get rid of the person, then worry about the next person on the bus. |
but that 's just me using logic and shit . | but that 's just me using logic |
kids love that yolo shit . | kids love that yolo |
haha that shit is brewed in mammoth mountain snow thats why it tastes like nature haha | haha that thing is brewed in mammoth mountain snow thats why it tastes like nature haha |
lol nopee immaa be with onee or the other i 'm no dick dykerr . | lol nopee imma be with onee or the other i’m no coward . |
cause you dnt fuck wit me . | cause you dnt cross me . |
i blame the idiot victims , who pick up china as a destination . | i blame the victims, who pick up china as a destination |
lets not exaggerate an already fucked up situation , it accomplishes nothing . | lets not exaggerate this situation , it accomplishes nothing . |
if you don 't vote , you can not bitch . | If you don’t vote,you can not |
again with the ignoring damn girl . | again with the ignoring girl |
i don 't give a shit if the people that let me down are north or south of me . | I don't care if the people that let me down are nouth or south of me. |
yeah we in this bitch . | Yeah we in this |
do they not just burn that shit in an incinerator ? | Do they not just burn that in an incinerator? |
o good , cause he 's a great doctor , just shit story lines last year | O good because he is a great doctor, ignore story lines last year |
if you think trump is going to benefit anybody but millionaires youre a fool . | If you think trump is going to benefit anybody but millionaires, think again |
yeah , i googled that shit ! | Yeah, I googled that case ! |
to be fair , most of them are shit . | to be fair , most of them are not good |
very welcomee keep up the goodwork fuck the haters ! < 79 | very welcomee keep up the goodwork ! < 79 |
exactly , i mean providence isn 't shit , but isn 't exactly the backwoods lol | exactly , i mean providence isn 't much , but isn 't exactly the backwoods lol |
because obama made a statement saying " vaccinate your fuckin kids " today . | Because Obama made a statement saying "Vaccinate you kids" today. |
send a letter to microsoft , get a pastafarian lawyer and sue their ass for religious discrimination | Send a letter to Microsoft, get a lawyer and sue them for religious discrimination |
lol yeah that shit was so weird and random | lol yeah that was so weird and random |
who the fuck is buying them ? | Who is actually buying them? |
who are the idiots here ? | Who are the people here?? |
islamophobia what a garbage term . | islamophobia is a rude term |
is it not completely obvious to everyone that this woman is mentally ill ? | Is it not completely obvious to everyone that this woman is psychological unfit? |
don 't make my dick rise | Dont make me angry |
if it 's not israel shitting on the palestinians then reddit doesn 't care . | if it 's not israel attacking on the palestinians then reddit doesn 't care . |
what did god do on sundays ? so fucking bored | what did god do on sundays ? so bored |
lewis were kind of fucked , too , even if it was all ironic . | lewis were kind of bad, too , even if it was all ironic . |
and bring in billionaire creeps and criminals ! | and bring in billionaire and criminals ! |
the only way whites can purge their inherent racism is to elect liberal blacks to office . | the only way whites can purge their inherent racism is to elect liberal blacks to office . |
somebody do my shit too rt i got tha 95 ball if you do that english shit fa me | somebody do my too rt i got tha 95 ball if you do that english fa me |
damn idontknow what to order i 'm fucking high as fuck munchies ? | I dont know what to order |
they have the best weaponry in the world , its not easy to fuck up like this . | they have the best weaponry in the world , its not easy to messed up like this . |
and now is removed for viewing i guess because they deem this article " opinion analysis " fuck them | and now is removed for viewing i guess because they deem this article "opinion analysis" |
ahahah ok * horsey knocks you off * bad bitch lmao | ahahah ok * horsey knocks you off * |
if the world cup wasn 't happening right now , nobody would give a shit about this . | If the world cup wasn 't happening right now , nobody would care about this. |
that fatass chink from oz , phanatical , is ruining the reputation of your art . | The chinese phanatical is ruining your art reputation. |
im bored as shit ! wats the move ? | i am bored.whats the move |
peace loving people my ass . | peace loving people isn't my thing |
shit , sometimes i can 't do it . | Sometimes I can’t do it |
based on what empirical evidence do you make such a ridiculous comment ? | based on what empirical evidence do you make such a comment ? |
i got stupider by reading this article . | I didn't get anything from this article |
although , technically , i was being an ass . | Technically I was wrong. |
shit i 'm sumn lik tht too | woah i'm sumn lik tht too |
stop fucking sending me shit ! | Stop sending me this. |
that 's dead and you dnt gotta be a bitch for that lls | that 's dead and you dnt gotta be a silly for that lls |
how not to get your ass kicked by the police ! youtube | How not to make some activity against the police! youtube |
uurgh ! ! i hate theemmm ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! hoes | uurgh ! ! i hate theemmm ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! |
also , super fucking easy to get the entire marriage voided , as this is clearly under duress . | also , it's easy to get the entire marriage voided , as this is clearly under duress |
just give me the wig bitch | Just give me the wig |
i wonder if any of the bishops would be called stupid for asking that question in the deliberations . | i wonder if any of the bishops would be called stupid for asking that question in the deliberations . |
these clowns forget who they work for : the public . | The government work for public |
shame shit like this still happens tho . | The same things are still happening badly. |
this isn 't even like , a complete thought you fucking tumblrina | This isn't even like a complete thought. |
sausage sarnies for breakfast , fucking great | sausage sarnies for breakfast , great |
what was the velocity of the foot when it entered his ass ? | what was the speed of foot when it hit him |
dude taxpayers r paying for your sorry ass ! | Dude taxpayers are paying for you |
what dubious pile of shit our government is . | Our government is really bad. |
man got me on dat 42 ' s show i luv dis shit it 's killing me | man got me on dat 42 ' s show i luv dis thing it 's killing me |
get half the damn country addicted then tighten the damn noose . | het half country addicted then tighten noose. |
you bet yo ass they would lol . | You bet they would |
haha i just won 't though - cos you will never fucking call me ! xo | i just won 't though - cos you will never call me! |
the poor people of hawaii elected these fools and then reelected them . | the poor people of hawaii elected these and then reelected them . |
neither party gives a shit about the common american . | neither party cares about the common american. |
so they go insane making up new shit . | so they go wrong making up new problems |
stay the fuck out of syria . | Stay out of syria |
thats why i said if yall are fucking one another | that's why I said if you're making love |
com is the new york times or some shit | com is the new york times or something else |
we will suffer the most from trumps stupidity . | we will suffer the most from Trump's mistakes . |
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