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i 'm 35 and still act like a fucking 15 yo lol
I'm 15 and still act my age
the valley is a st hole of losers with most who are playing with a half pack of cards .
the valley is a set of people with most who are playing with a half pack of cards
did the scumbag slip an extra nannie in there ?
Did he slip a extra nanny in there
rotfl ! stop tryna go before i destroy yo ass !
Stop before i destroy you.
why should his people have to suffer for what their piece of shit dictator does ?
why should his people have to suffer for what their dictator does
yea , sweden has a shit load of oil money , a small population and very little immigration
yea , sweden has load of oil money , a small population and very little immigration
would give crackle a shit ton of exposure .
Would give crackle a lot of exposure.
you mean espn , which was bought by abc in 96 , is shit ?
You mean ESPN, which was bought by abc in 96 is bad?
arrr shit forgot about that | i 'm gunna have to be in on time cry !
forgot about that | i'm gonna have to be in on time cry!
tell us again american enviro idiots how were ruining the world ?
Tell us again americans, how were ruining the world?
i have a huge sore on my back , and it fucking hurts like a bitch
The huge sore on my back hurts so much.
jesus fuck this quote needs to stop .
This quote needs to be stopped.
i hate having to do shit last minute but i also do it .
i hate having to do things last minute but i also do it
rawrrr ! ! lol now that i think about it shit
rawrrr!! lol now that i think about it
i just think he was and is an arrogant , lousy mayor , nothing to do with race !
His arrogance has nothing to do with hos race
haha , it is fucking pathetic how deluded the apologists on here are
The apologists here are not strong minded
this week was such a pain in the ass , lol .
This week was such a hard time lol
at this point , why don 't they just ban the fucking acid from personal use .
at this point , why don 't they just ban the damn acid from personal use .
sometimes daughters marry jerks and what recourse .
Sometimes daughters marry not the right man and what recourse
where the fuck did those pictures come from is the real question .
where the bad did those pictures come from is the real question .
then the second time there was aloud ass noise in the background .
Then the second time, there was a loud noise in the background.
holy shit , an article by eliot abrams ?
Oh my god, an article by Eliot Abrams?
i am sorry that you live next to a idiot .
I feel sorry that you live next to an unnormal one.
and what 's even crazier is that the whole fucking thing ran on 55 kb of memory
and what 's even crazier is that the whole thing ran on 55 kb of memory
seriously who that fuck does think she is ? listen bitch , no one fucking likes you
Seriously who does she think she is? Listen, no one likes you
people in your union don 't give a fuck about you and never will .
people in your union don 't care about you and never will .
shes pissing me the fuck off today .
She is annoying me today.
we raise a shit ton of livestock .
we raise a ton of livestock.
it 's the funniest , most disturbing shit ever .
it 's the funniest , most disturbing thing ever
first , we get rid of the grabber , then well worry about the next clown on the bus .
First we get rid of the person, then worry about the next person on the bus.
but that 's just me using logic and shit .
but that 's just me using logic
kids love that yolo shit .
kids love that yolo
haha that shit is brewed in mammoth mountain snow thats why it tastes like nature haha
haha that thing is brewed in mammoth mountain snow thats why it tastes like nature haha
lol nopee immaa be with onee or the other i 'm no dick dykerr .
lol nopee imma be with onee or the other i’m no coward .
cause you dnt fuck wit me .
cause you dnt cross me .
i blame the idiot victims , who pick up china as a destination .
i blame the victims, who pick up china as a destination
lets not exaggerate an already fucked up situation , it accomplishes nothing .
lets not exaggerate this situation , it accomplishes nothing .
if you don 't vote , you can not bitch .
If you don’t vote,you can not
again with the ignoring damn girl .
again with the ignoring girl
i don 't give a shit if the people that let me down are north or south of me .
I don't care if the people that let me down are nouth or south of me.
yeah we in this bitch .
Yeah we in this
do they not just burn that shit in an incinerator ?
Do they not just burn that in an incinerator?
o good , cause he 's a great doctor , just shit story lines last year
O good because he is a great doctor, ignore story lines last year
if you think trump is going to benefit anybody but millionaires youre a fool .
If you think trump is going to benefit anybody but millionaires, think again
yeah , i googled that shit !
Yeah, I googled that case !
to be fair , most of them are shit .
to be fair , most of them are not good
very welcomee keep up the goodwork fuck the haters ! < 79
very welcomee keep up the goodwork ! < 79
exactly , i mean providence isn 't shit , but isn 't exactly the backwoods lol
exactly , i mean providence isn 't much , but isn 't exactly the backwoods lol
because obama made a statement saying " vaccinate your fuckin kids " today .
Because Obama made a statement saying "Vaccinate you kids" today.
send a letter to microsoft , get a pastafarian lawyer and sue their ass for religious discrimination
Send a letter to Microsoft, get a lawyer and sue them for religious discrimination
lol yeah that shit was so weird and random
lol yeah that was so weird and random
who the fuck is buying them ?
Who is actually buying them?
who are the idiots here ?
Who are the people here??
islamophobia what a garbage term .
islamophobia is a rude term
is it not completely obvious to everyone that this woman is mentally ill ?
Is it not completely obvious to everyone that this woman is psychological unfit?
don 't make my dick rise
Dont make me angry
if it 's not israel shitting on the palestinians then reddit doesn 't care .
if it 's not israel attacking on the palestinians then reddit doesn 't care .
what did god do on sundays ? so fucking bored
what did god do on sundays ? so bored
lewis were kind of fucked , too , even if it was all ironic .
lewis were kind of bad, too , even if it was all ironic .
and bring in billionaire creeps and criminals !
and bring in billionaire and criminals !
the only way whites can purge their inherent racism is to elect liberal blacks to office .
the only way whites can purge their inherent racism is to elect liberal blacks to office .
somebody do my shit too rt i got tha 95 ball if you do that english shit fa me
somebody do my too rt i got tha 95 ball if you do that english fa me
damn idontknow what to order i 'm fucking high as fuck munchies ?
I dont know what to order
they have the best weaponry in the world , its not easy to fuck up like this .
they have the best weaponry in the world , its not easy to messed up like this .
and now is removed for viewing i guess because they deem this article " opinion analysis " fuck them
and now is removed for viewing i guess because they deem this article "opinion analysis"
ahahah ok * horsey knocks you off * bad bitch lmao
ahahah ok * horsey knocks you off *
if the world cup wasn 't happening right now , nobody would give a shit about this .
If the world cup wasn 't happening right now , nobody would care about this.
that fatass chink from oz , phanatical , is ruining the reputation of your art .
The chinese phanatical is ruining your art reputation.
im bored as shit ! wats the move ?
i am bored.whats the move
peace loving people my ass .
peace loving people isn't my thing
shit , sometimes i can 't do it .
Sometimes I can’t do it
based on what empirical evidence do you make such a ridiculous comment ?
based on what empirical evidence do you make such a comment ?
i got stupider by reading this article .
I didn't get anything from this article
although , technically , i was being an ass .
Technically I was wrong.
shit i 'm sumn lik tht too
woah i'm sumn lik tht too
stop fucking sending me shit !
Stop sending me this.
that 's dead and you dnt gotta be a bitch for that lls
that 's dead and you dnt gotta be a silly for that lls
how not to get your ass kicked by the police ! youtube
How not to make some activity against the police! youtube
uurgh ! ! i hate theemmm ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! hoes
uurgh ! ! i hate theemmm ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
also , super fucking easy to get the entire marriage voided , as this is clearly under duress .
also , it's easy to get the entire marriage voided , as this is clearly under duress
just give me the wig bitch
Just give me the wig
i wonder if any of the bishops would be called stupid for asking that question in the deliberations .
i wonder if any of the bishops would be called stupid for asking that question in the deliberations .
these clowns forget who they work for : the public .
The government work for public
shame shit like this still happens tho .
The same things are still happening badly.
this isn 't even like , a complete thought you fucking tumblrina
This isn't even like a complete thought.
sausage sarnies for breakfast , fucking great
sausage sarnies for breakfast , great
what was the velocity of the foot when it entered his ass ?
what was the speed of foot when it hit him
dude taxpayers r paying for your sorry ass !
Dude taxpayers are paying for you
what dubious pile of shit our government is .
Our government is really bad.
man got me on dat 42 ' s show i luv dis shit it 's killing me
man got me on dat 42 ' s show i luv dis thing it 's killing me
get half the damn country addicted then tighten the damn noose .
het half country addicted then tighten noose.
you bet yo ass they would lol .
You bet they would
haha i just won 't though - cos you will never fucking call me ! xo
i just won 't though - cos you will never call me!
the poor people of hawaii elected these fools and then reelected them .
the poor people of hawaii elected these and then reelected them .
neither party gives a shit about the common american .
neither party cares about the common american.
so they go insane making up new shit .
so they go wrong making up new problems
stay the fuck out of syria .
Stay out of syria
thats why i said if yall are fucking one another
that's why I said if you're making love
com is the new york times or some shit
com is the new york times or something else
we will suffer the most from trumps stupidity .
we will suffer the most from Trump's mistakes .