bayes-group-diffusion/paradetox · Datasets at Hugging Face

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all the shit you people bitch about , i never have to deal with .	All of the thing you complain about, i never have to deal with it.
he deserves to know he fucked up .	he deserves to know he blew it.
omg for reall ? ? * - * you 're so fucking sweet !	omg for reall ?? - you're so sweet!
wwow wake up idiot , we already have a grid that goes from coast to coast connecting provinces !	wwow wake up, we already have a grid that goes from coast to coast connecting provinces !
what am i doing with my life why did i even write this message holy fuck .	What am I doing with my life why did I even write this message
and majority of the shit was already known to the public and police	and majority of the things was already known to the public and police
if we let bernie slide past us we are fucked .	If we let bernie slide past us we are done .
unless you have money voting won 't do shit for you .	unless you have money voting won 't do anything for you .
what the hell should i wear a fucking turtle neck ?	what should i wear an awful turtle neck?
because putin doesn 't give a fuck what the west thinks anymore i	Because putin doesn't care what the west thinks anymore
it is stopping you ass hats from dominating them .	it is stopping you from dominating them.
there is no cure for stuck on stupid .	Thers no cure for not understanding things
what do you think about tillerson calling his boss a effing moron ?	What do you think about Tillerson insulting his boss?
no , that 's shit spanish food	No that is bad Spanish food
he 's just sitting there in his fuckin office swatting flies .	he 's just sitting there in his office swatting flies
i 'm too broke to give a fuck about the next generation	I'm too broke to care about the next generation
maaaaan fuck that ! my shit might not get here till this afternoon	maaaaan my stuff might not get here till this afternoon.
go read the fucking case	Go read the case
the constant whining from the sore losers warms my heart .	The constant complaint from the not wining team warms my heart.
giving africans free shirts and other shit kills swaths of their economy	giving africans free shirts and other thing kills swaths of their economy
fuck steve , i 've never heard of him .	I have never heared of him.
damn nigga you say some productive real shit	you say some productive words
wtf are you talking about now ?	What are you talking about?
fuck dont link your tumblr to twitter or fb thanks	Don't link your tumble to twitter or facebook
what a stupid , ignorant , disgusting thing to say .	What a wrong thing to say.
they keep on changing pointless shit we dont care about when all the wanted is a friggin dislike button .	they keep on changing pointless things we dont care about when all the wanted is a dislike button .
whats ur bio say ? and do u speak english ? rt and great ass	What is your bio say? And do u speak English? It is great
their parents have turned them into brats not worthyriage .	Their parents should teach them better .
just moved to vancouver wa , leaving all that eastern mordor minded shit behind .	I just moved to Vancouver leaving all the difficulties behind.
my fucking neighbour knocked on my door at 36 36 this morning	My neighbour knocked on my door at 36 36 this morning
and makes an effort not to be a dick .	And makes effort not to be bad
this is like some " 39 mm " shit .	this is like some " 39 mm " thing
a bitch need some snacks .	you need some snacks
anything to get their kids away from these fucking psychos .	anything to get their kids away from those kind of people.
i 'm not busting my ass for four hard continuous stressful hours for $40 before tax .	I'm not wasting my time for four hard continuous stressful hours for $40 before tax.
sorry morons , you continue to lose .	Sorry but you will fail again.
lol joke , im crap < 68	lol joke, im not that good
what the fuck is wrong with my phone !	What is wrong with my phone
ahh damn icant really remember , aha , it was shit anyways \| i thought lol	I can't remember, aha, it was messy anyways lol
yeaah , same shit , new day really , bored	Yeah, same new boring day.
it got cancelled or pushed back or some shit now ?	it got cancelled or pushed back or something else now
do you have evidence for this crock of shit ?	Do you have evidence for this?
swift is a snob and should be ashamed of herself .	swift should be ashamed of herself .
and the food industry is so go at how it markets people defend that shit .	and the food industry is so go at how it markets people defend it .
like where the fuck do you even buy a hippo ?	Like where do you even buy a hippo?
someone shot the fucking thing down , it 's not like a 79 has any counter measures .	someone shot the thing down , it 's not like a 79 has any counter measures .
hell , belgium had fucking slavery in the congo into the 58 s .	God, belgium had slavery in the congo into the 58 s .
hopefully that shit is appealable though .	hopefully that is appealable though .
fuck you you hoe i don 't want you back !	I don't want you back
watch against unions that shit needs to be illegal .	watch against unions that needs to be illegal .
no joke , someone here actually fucking called it that .	No joke, someone here actually called it that
lol , that vid is phony as fuck .	that video is not authentic
comey is irrelevant now , corrupt out !	comey is irrelevant now , corrupt out !
countless crap has been spotted by me .	countless wrong things has been spotted by me .
russia got their shit together militarily though , and defense is way easier than offense .	russia got their military and being in defendse is easier than being in offense
let 's just seal that shit up so any down the line mutations are of little concern	Let's just handle that problem so that any down the line mutations are of little concern
fuck i wish i had the money to buy bitcoins right now .	I wish I had the money to buy bitcoins right now.
i don 't want to fuck up .	I don't want to give up.
australia voted him in * in a fucking landslide * just last year	Australia voted him in a landside last year
fly around that shit 72 72 and don 't let anything in or out , water or air .	Fly around that 72 72 and don 't let anything in or out , water or air
fucking lol the guy who posted this is bernie sanders .	lol the guy who posted this is bernie sanders .
this sort of shit was part for the course among foreign policy makers for decades .	This was part for the course among foreign policy makers for decades.
it 's someone 's pet pig , not a fucking grizzly bear .	It's someone's pet pig, not a grizzly bear.
yeah , thanks a fucking lot .	Yeah, thanks a lot
american english isnt the fuckedup version .	american english isn't the weird version.
ooo bitch ! i have a very pretty head and face thank you very much -	I have very pretty head and face thank you very much.
no he is not friggen crazy and does not just makes shit up	no he is not foolish and does not make things up
u got all ur nerd skillz and can block me .	U got all your skill and can block me
okay imma fuck with it , and do you still fuck with spitta and wiz ?	okay imma good with it , and do you still work with spitta and wiz ?
so i would presume their use of our tax dollars amount to over a million dollars idiot ! .	so i would presume their use of our tax dollars amount to over a million dollars ! .
because of fucking corruption in fifa .	Because of corruption in FIFA.
buut idk my sleep pattern is just all fucked upp	but i don't' know my sleep pattern is just all messed up;
if lil b can make it , shit i 'm droppin ' out	if lil b can make it , i 'm droppin ' out
you cannot reason with an idiot , they are defenseless .	You can't reason with an unreasonable person, they are defenseless
anyone else see that really short guy in camo pants ? fucking hilarious	Anyone else see that reay short guy camo pants? Hilarious
how do you come up with this shit lol ?	how do you come up with this?
alriqht asshole , go get dem shitty ass tweets up .	Okay go and get the tweets up.
i bet a whopper that i 'm going to get awkward shits from eating	i bet a whopper that i 'm going to get awkward from eating
i have blocked this editor becausae hes stupid ( spelling error preserved ) .	I have blocked this editor because he is not bright
damn nigga , yo bitch ass still talkin huh ? i told you i got you	I know your reality.
didn 't fucking work , but the neighbors dog is bald now .	didn 't work , but the neighbors dog is bald now .
bmc boyz - essential needs np " - that 's my shit	bmc boyz - essential needs np " - that 's my thing
hahahah seriously i only answered like 54 questions & its only 54 lines , so fucking over analysing sources	I only answered 54 questions and it's only 54 lines, I'm done with analysing sources.
if you revert something i wrote , i dont give a shit and you dont have .	if you revert something i wrote , i dont care and you dont have .
gotta goto fucking church with my family	Gotta go to church with my family
trudeau is the mediocre candidate .	Trudeau is not the best candidate.
oh my fucking gaaaawsshhh your last tweet to me it was soooo lol ! p	your last tweet to me it was soooo lol ! p
what the fuck have u gt against ireland ? !	what do have you against ireland?
unless you 've got one of those rapidly evolving types that does shit on their own .	unless you 've got one of those rapidly evolving types that does on their own .
no shit , that 's why i said i was all for this law .	Of course, that’s why I said I support this law
the clowns in the senate are not intelligent enough to do this all by themselves .	the senate cannot do this by themselves
you lying sack of bs .	You lying
yalll bitches go hard lol i gotta catch up then	yalll go hard lol i gotta catch up then
never , i 'm just a broke ass p	never , i 'm just a broke
alright if dese three mutha fuckas got weed prescriptions , how dat fuck do i get one	If these three persons got weed prescriptions, how do I get one.
o yes the fuck she is lmao	o yes she is lmao
why the fuck does the us have a military base in near venice ?	Why does the us have a military base near venice?
it fucking baffles me that there are actually opponents of the death penalty when cases such as this exist .	it baffles me that there are actually opponents of the death penalty when cases such as this exist .
this shits actually pretty funny .	It is very funny.
ohh fuck you ! go back to sleep !	Ohh! Go back to sleep!

all the shit you people bitch about , i never have to deal with .

All of the thing you complain about, i never have to deal with it.

he deserves to know he fucked up .

he deserves to know he blew it.

omg for reall ? ? * - * you 're so fucking sweet !

omg for reall ?? *-* you're so sweet!

wwow wake up idiot , we already have a grid that goes from coast to coast connecting provinces !

wwow wake up, we already have a grid that goes from coast to coast connecting provinces !

what am i doing with my life why did i even write this message holy fuck .

What am I doing with my life why did I even write this message

and majority of the shit was already known to the public and police

and majority of the things was already known to the public and police

if we let bernie slide past us we are fucked .

If we let bernie slide past us we are done .

unless you have money voting won 't do shit for you .

unless you have money voting won 't do anything for you .

what the hell should i wear a fucking turtle neck ?

what should i wear an awful turtle neck?

because putin doesn 't give a fuck what the west thinks anymore i

Because putin doesn't care what the west thinks anymore

it is stopping you ass hats from dominating them .

it is stopping you from dominating them.

there is no cure for stuck on stupid .

Thers no cure for not understanding things

what do you think about tillerson calling his boss a effing moron ?

What do you think about Tillerson insulting his boss?

no , that 's shit spanish food

No that is bad Spanish food

he 's just sitting there in his fuckin office swatting flies .

he 's just sitting there in his office swatting flies

i 'm too broke to give a fuck about the next generation

I'm too broke to care about the next generation

maaaaan fuck that ! my shit might not get here till this afternoon

maaaaan my stuff might not get here till this afternoon.

go read the fucking case

Go read the case

the constant whining from the sore losers warms my heart .

The constant complaint from the not wining team warms my heart.

giving africans free shirts and other shit kills swaths of their economy

giving africans free shirts and other thing kills swaths of their economy

fuck steve , i 've never heard of him .

I have never heared of him.

damn nigga you say some productive real shit

you say some productive words

wtf are you talking about now ?

What are you talking about?

fuck dont link your tumblr to twitter or fb thanks

Don't link your tumble to twitter or facebook

what a stupid , ignorant , disgusting thing to say .

What a wrong thing to say.

they keep on changing pointless shit we dont care about when all the wanted is a friggin dislike button .

they keep on changing pointless things we dont care about when all the wanted is a dislike button .

whats ur bio say ? and do u speak english ? rt and great ass

What is your bio say? And do u speak English? It is great

their parents have turned them into brats not worthyriage .

Their parents should teach them better .

just moved to vancouver wa , leaving all that eastern mordor minded shit behind .

I just moved to Vancouver leaving all the difficulties behind.

my fucking neighbour knocked on my door at 36 36 this morning

My neighbour knocked on my door at 36 36 this morning

and makes an effort not to be a dick .

And makes effort not to be bad

this is like some " 39 mm " shit .

this is like some " 39 mm " thing

a bitch need some snacks .

you need some snacks

anything to get their kids away from these fucking psychos .

anything to get their kids away from those kind of people.

i 'm not busting my ass for four hard continuous stressful hours for $40 before tax .

I'm not wasting my time for four hard continuous stressful hours for $40 before tax.

sorry morons , you continue to lose .

Sorry but you will fail again.

lol joke , im crap < 68

lol joke, im not that good

what the fuck is wrong with my phone !

What is wrong with my phone

ahh damn icant really remember , aha , it was shit anyways | i thought lol

I can't remember, aha, it was messy anyways lol

yeaah , same shit , new day really , bored

Yeah, same new boring day.

it got cancelled or pushed back or some shit now ?

it got cancelled or pushed back or something else now

do you have evidence for this crock of shit ?

Do you have evidence for this?

swift is a snob and should be ashamed of herself .

swift should be ashamed of herself .

and the food industry is so go at how it markets people defend that shit .

and the food industry is so go at how it markets people defend it .

like where the fuck do you even buy a hippo ?

Like where do you even buy a hippo?

someone shot the fucking thing down , it 's not like a 79 has any counter measures .

someone shot the thing down , it 's not like a 79 has any counter measures .

hell , belgium had fucking slavery in the congo into the 58 s .

God, belgium had slavery in the congo into the 58 s .

hopefully that shit is appealable though .

hopefully that is appealable though .

fuck you you hoe i don 't want you back !

I don't want you back

watch against unions that shit needs to be illegal .

watch against unions that needs to be illegal .

no joke , someone here actually fucking called it that .

No joke, someone here actually called it that

lol , that vid is phony as fuck .

that video is not authentic

comey is irrelevant now , corrupt out !

countless crap has been spotted by me .

countless wrong things has been spotted by me .

russia got their shit together militarily though , and defense is way easier than offense .

russia got their military and being in defendse is easier than being in offense

let 's just seal that shit up so any down the line mutations are of little concern

Let's just handle that problem so that any down the line mutations are of little concern

fuck i wish i had the money to buy bitcoins right now .

I wish I had the money to buy bitcoins right now.

i don 't want to fuck up .

I don't want to give up.

australia voted him in * in a fucking landslide * just last year

Australia voted him in a landside last year

fly around that shit 72 72 and don 't let anything in or out , water or air .

Fly around that 72 72 and don 't let anything in or out , water or air

fucking lol the guy who posted this is bernie sanders .

lol the guy who posted this is bernie sanders .

this sort of shit was part for the course among foreign policy makers for decades .

This was part for the course among foreign policy makers for decades.

it 's someone 's pet pig , not a fucking grizzly bear .

It's someone's pet pig, not a grizzly bear.

yeah , thanks a fucking lot .

Yeah, thanks a lot

american english isnt the fuckedup version .

american english isn't the weird version.

ooo bitch ! i have a very pretty head and face thank you very much -

I have very pretty head and face thank you very much.

no he is not friggen crazy and does not just makes shit up

no he is not foolish and does not make things up

u got all ur nerd skillz and can block me .

U got all your skill and can block me

okay imma fuck with it , and do you still fuck with spitta and wiz ?

okay imma good with it , and do you still work with spitta and wiz ?

so i would presume their use of our tax dollars amount to over a million dollars idiot ! .

so i would presume their use of our tax dollars amount to over a million dollars ! .

because of fucking corruption in fifa .

Because of corruption in FIFA.

buut idk my sleep pattern is just all fucked upp

but i don't' know my sleep pattern is just all messed up;

if lil b can make it , shit i 'm droppin ' out

if lil b can make it , i 'm droppin ' out

you cannot reason with an idiot , they are defenseless .

You can't reason with an unreasonable person, they are defenseless

anyone else see that really short guy in camo pants ? fucking hilarious

Anyone else see that reay short guy camo pants? Hilarious

how do you come up with this shit lol ?

how do you come up with this?

alriqht asshole , go get dem shitty ass tweets up .

Okay go and get the tweets up.

i bet a whopper that i 'm going to get awkward shits from eating

i bet a whopper that i 'm going to get awkward from eating

i have blocked this editor becausae hes stupid ( spelling error preserved ) .

I have blocked this editor because he is not bright

damn nigga , yo bitch ass still talkin huh ? i told you i got you

I know your reality.

didn 't fucking work , but the neighbors dog is bald now .

didn 't work , but the neighbors dog is bald now .

bmc boyz - essential needs np " - that 's my shit

bmc boyz - essential needs np " - that 's my thing

hahahah seriously i only answered like 54 questions & its only 54 lines , so fucking over analysing sources

I only answered 54 questions and it's only 54 lines, I'm done with analysing sources.

if you revert something i wrote , i dont give a shit and you dont have .

if you revert something i wrote , i dont care and you dont have .

gotta goto fucking church with my family

Gotta go to church with my family

trudeau is the mediocre candidate .

Trudeau is not the best candidate.

oh my fucking gaaaawsshhh your last tweet to me it was soooo lol ! p

your last tweet to me it was soooo lol ! p

what the fuck have u gt against ireland ? !

what do have you against ireland?

unless you 've got one of those rapidly evolving types that does shit on their own .

unless you 've got one of those rapidly evolving types that does on their own .

no shit , that 's why i said i was all for this law .

Of course, that’s why I said I support this law

the clowns in the senate are not intelligent enough to do this all by themselves .

the senate cannot do this by themselves

you lying sack of bs .

You lying

yalll bitches go hard lol i gotta catch up then

yalll go hard lol i gotta catch up then

never , i 'm just a broke ass p

never , i 'm just a broke

alright if dese three mutha fuckas got weed prescriptions , how dat fuck do i get one

If these three persons got weed prescriptions, how do I get one.

o yes the fuck she is lmao

o yes she is lmao

why the fuck does the us have a military base in near venice ?

Why does the us have a military base near venice?

it fucking baffles me that there are actually opponents of the death penalty when cases such as this exist .

it baffles me that there are actually opponents of the death penalty when cases such as this exist .

this shits actually pretty funny .

It is very funny.

ohh fuck you ! go back to sleep !

Ohh! Go back to sleep!